Month: March 2013
The Beasman is miserable when UofL is winning
script for March 4, 2013 JOE B its bad I CAINT HARDLY GIT OUT OF BED TODAY. I’M JUST SO TORE UP WITH THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS NOT BEING ON TOP OF THE PO AND LOSING TO NOBODY TEAMS LIKE ARKANSAS AND TENNERSEE. IT’S TURRIBLE. AINT NO WAY I CAN GIT FIRED UP FOR NO MARCH MADNESS IF I CAINT TAUNT THE STUPID U OF SMELLERS AROUND HERE. INSTEAD…THEY IS MAKING FUN OF ME AND THAT AINT RIGHT BECAUSE WE IS THE CATS. IT’S OUR BIRTHRIGHT TO WIN IT ALL AND MAWK LITTLE BROTHER SCHOOLS AROUND HERE. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. LARRY MINNER, YOU AND ALL THEM SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL FANS CAN KISS MY BIG BLUE BUTT. YEAH. ALL US GOOD CLASSY
Let’s hope she washes her hands between jobs
And the name of that other Big East school is “VULL-uh-nova”
From: Patricia Houtchens [phoutchens@aperity.com] Sent: Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:08 AM To: MEINERS, TERRY A Subject: Listener Email from www.whas.com I guess you’re celebrating another example of the homogenization of local dialects: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/02/27/kimmies-harpin-boontling-a-dying-american-dialect/?hpt=hp_t3 After you finally get everyone to stop calling the city where they were born, Louavull, then you can go to Narlens and tell those folks how stupid they sound because they don’t pronounce/enunciate their city’s name like you do. I find it so hypocritical that you never cease to tell your audience that we all should celebrate our differences – homosexuals/heterosexuals, democrats/republicans, U of L/U of K, whatever, but you have no tolerance for those of us who perpetuate their Southern dialect because it’s not how YOU say it.
Mary Poppins lives
Or you can tape a dollar to the water fountain
Hell is for children who listen to Pat Benatar songs
Pope Sweet Sistine Bracket
1) Gianfranco Ravasi, 70, Italy ________________ 16) Father Time, ~, North Pole 8) Joao Braz de Aviz, 65, Brazil________________ 9) Louisville Cardinals, 215, USA 5) Peter Erdo, 60, Hungary___________________ 12) Jim Host, 74, Junkbondia 4) Peter Turkson, 64, Ghana_________________ 13) Lancaster Merrin, 83, Iraq 6) Timothy Dolan, 63, USA__________________ 11) Bishop Tutu, 81, South Africa 3) Marc Oullet, 68, Canada___________________ 14) Deacon Jones, 74, Ramlandia 7) Christoph Schoenborn, 67, Austria__________ 10) Gravitational Mass, ~, Newtonia 2) Angelo Scola, 71, Italy_____________________ 15) Twisted Sister, 57, Burn In Hell