Dear Emily & Jeevan, I appreciate the offer and accept your challenge. I will be there on June 2nd and, despite your offer, I will not need your help. You stated that I "can even bring a friend" to be my partner. YOU ARE GOING DOWN because my best friend's name is Mr. Google and he is NEVER wrong. See you on June 2nd. Study hard, kids. I play for keeps. Reply to Highland Hills teacher Julie Kaiser: Hi Julie, Two of your risk-taking students have poked the bear. That's right, they have challenged me to a battle of wits against all the kids in the school, the teachers, the school mascot, and the cafeteria ladies in a rousing round of Are
The crazed news writers at Ontario's CKLW Radio were the original National Enquirer Boys of radio. Growing up in Louisville, the bad boys of the airwaves crackled in from Chicago's WLS. The best ever? Gary Burbank:
Ready for a presidential race? The women of 2016 are firing broadsides now. While Hillary Clinton was speaking to Methodists in Louisville, Sarah Palin spoke to NRA convention delegates in Indianapolis on April 26, 2014 and she was armed with one-liners. The newsmaker was her declaration that if she were president "waterboarding is how we would baptize terrorists." Palin's critics pounced before she completed her remarks. Hillary Clinton's tame remarks in Louisville drew notice only because she had been virtually silent on personal religion identification since her presidential run in 2008. ABC US News | ABC Business News Populist middle class champion and corporation hate machine Sen. Elizabeth Warren continues to deny that she's running for president. So it's obvious that she is. Presumed
The Colbert ReportGet More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive After a rebel rancher refusing to pay grazing rights was revealed to be a racist, Comedy Central's faux conservative Stephen Colbert completely eviscerates truly conservative cable news host Sean Hannity for coddling the rancher. Hannity later called the rancher's words "despicable" and Fox News hardly recognizes the grazing rights story it was pounding for days. The rancher's daughter went on Facebook and rephrased her father's rant on "the Negro" to "the Blacks." Of course, Cliven Bundy had to rephrase things, too. It only got worse on CNN. This is as good as political parody gets on TV. Colbert is slated to replace David Letterman on CBS next year. As Colbert
So far, my horse is still in it. A spot along the rail is the best seat in any sporting venue anywhere. In Kentucky, we teach them the fine art of pari-mutuel wagering as soon as they're old enough to reach the betting window. Keeneland in the the spring: a perfectly Kentucky experience
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE OUTCOME OF THIS SITUATION? From: Lorey, Mary B. [Mary.Lorey@nortonhealthcare.org] Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:26 PM To: MEINERS, TERRY A Subject: CRAZY NONSENSE FROM METRO ANIMAL SERVICES! I need help and the Dr. in the Neurosurgical practice I work for said to E-mail you since you are “all that!” Last evening a woman was outside on Eastern Parkway yelling and screaming, traffic had stopped and a smallish white dog was running frantic. This woman claims the dog attacked her after being thrown out of a moving car, and being hit by another. The person that threw the dog sped off while the man that ran over her stopped until cars starting to honk to get by. This dog was obviously very injured
Securing the 2013 NCAA Championship for Louisville occurred late in the first half when Luke Hancock popped four 3-pointers and Montrezl Harrell slammed a monster dunk to take the lead and the momentum. On April 14, 2014, both Harrell and Kentucky's Willie Cauley-Stein announced that they would return to their respective schools to play another college basketball season. Rejoicing could be heard across the Commonwealth of Kentucky, where UK's marvelous 2014 campaign ended with a disappointing loss to UConn. With the returns of Harrell and Cauley-Stein, hope springs eternal. For the most ardent fans, lessons are learned.
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