Governor-elect Bevin 11/6/15 press conference notes: Tax returns? Bite me. Must purge that silly constitutional ban on duels Orders yet another east end bridge right through Yarmuth's living room Ban sinful state song - ‘tis summer, the people are gay Believes pyramids were built in a right-to-work part of Egypt Inaugural ball dance - east coast conga man Free health care? Lick your wounds, Stumbo Cockfights encouraged unless they involve two men Meet my cousin, West Boro Already ordered Confederate Flag draperies 9 kids, 9 cabinet positions Mitch? Mitch? What do I do now? Kim Davis newly engaged to the Jefferson Davis statue united we stand, unless you're a heathen Hey Beshear, kynect your lips to my booty
Month: November 2015
The breathy beauty nests electronically with her former prey
Just as he would treat a nature documentary, Sir David Attenborough narrates the opening sequences to Adele's "Hello" video
Now he runs for the border because he can’t get a ride
A former executive at Louisville's Yum Brands has been fired after video surfaced showing him assaulting Uber driver Edward Caban in California. Benjamin Golden, who worked in investor relations for Yum before taking a marketing position with the company's Taco Bell division, beat the driver who asked him to get out of the car due to Golden's state of inebriation. Golden, 32, has been described as "a really nice person" by Louisville co-workers. Yum Brands has reportedly offered to pay for Golden's post-employment therapy for anger management. Uber offered to pay to clean Caban's car after he pepper sprayed the abusive customer. Caban says he is finished working as a driver for the ride-sharing service.
The Beasman’s holiday season means ho, ho, ho
THE BEASMAN u of smell plunge HOW'S EVERTHANG IN SIN CITY, BALDY? IS Y'ALL SPRAYIN FOR A HERPES OUTBREAK? IT DON'T MATTER THAT THE F.F.A. LEFT TOWN. ALL YOUR HOTEL ROOMS IS FILLED WITH NC2A INVESTIGATORS OR HOOKERS HELPIN Y'ALL RECRUIT. HEY LARRY, BEFORE YOU START FLAPPING YOUR BALD HEAD, SLICK RICK BUTTKISSIN MOUTH ABOUT HOW TENNERSEE WHOOPED U UH KAY IN FOOTBAW, JUST MEMBER THAT BOBBY THE FORNICATOR’S U OF SMELL TEAM IS DONE. STICK A FARK IN YOU. U OF SMELL GOIN DOWN TO SYRAMACUSE & PITTSNOGGLE & VIRGINNY, AND THEN YOU GONNA LOSE BIG TO U UH KAY FOR THANKSGIVIN. Y’ALL CARDINALS FLOPPED AROUND LIKE A FISH ON A SIDEWALK
Halloween in Big Boo Nation
This year's University of Kentucky football season launched with several nice wins and a close call with Florida. Now 4-4 with a blowout at the hands of rival Tennessee, UK fans are clamoring for basketball to begin. Chillax. QB Patrick Towles still believes an 8-4 season is at hand. Kentucky head coach Mark Stoops: "Not a very good effort...(UK will) go get (win) #5...the only way to make this feeling go away." Kentucky offensive coordinator Shannon Dawson: "Obviously a lot of (the reason for the blowout) was them." At least American Pharoah had a dazzling Halloween in Lexington, collecting thoroughbred racing's first ever Triple Crown + BC Classic for a grand slam. Thanks for the ride, American Pharoah. UK's loss to Tennessee