Following Monday's Grammy Awards show, media breathlessly reported that Paul McCartney was denied access to a Hollywood party hosted by rapper Tyga. You say goodbye, and I say hello. It turns out that either McCartney was confused or Woody Harrelson was stoned because they were at the wrong party. Jimmy Kimmel and Tyga explained. Tyga promises to check on Paul and make sure that Harrelson doesn't drive him up and exit ramp next time. A confused Larry King talks with Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr about the deaths of their bandmates John Lennon and George Harrison.
Month: February 2016
Grammy & Grampa amid Taylor and the Swift Kids
Please friends, after I'm dead, try to smile just a bit. Many of The Eagles appeared onstage at The Grammys to honor the late Glenn Frey with a performance of the band's first hit "Take it Easy." Bernie Leadon, Timothy B. Schmit, Don Henley, and Joe Walsh backed lead singer Jackson Browne (the song's primary author) in an unhappy-looking performance. No sign of former Eagles Don Felder or Randy Meisner. Snap to it, boys! It's The Grammys, your buddy is dead, and none of you will be performing at that venue again. Smile just a bit, lads. After the performance, TV viewers did not see The Eagles receive their 1977 Grammy Award for Best Album (Hotel California).
Born in a golden manger
Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie from Funny Or Die VIDEO: Kenny Loggins sings "The Art of the Deal" theme
What’s your Socialism Security number?
Bernie Sanders loves watching you work and paying income taxes. Don't stop now. So many others fancy themselves as modern day Blanche DuBois, depending upon the kindness of strangers. History-deficient millennials love him, so ain't no Stalin him now!
Bringing the Kenny Payne Train
When University of Kentucky basketball coach John Calipari gets tossed just two minutes into a hostile road game, Kenny Payne slides over to the head coach's seat and leads the Wildcats to a 27 point beatdown upon South Carolina. Payne reportedly told Kentucky guard Tyler Ulis, "You coach the offense, I'll coach the defense." Ulis scored 27 points and 12 assists. Ulis is indeed one of the greatest guards in UK's storied history. A few minutes after the final horn, Coach Cal tweeted his approval (from the team bus out back?). I have never been more proud of a team. They are now empowered. They've proven that they dont need me and I love it.— John Calipari (@UKCoachCalipari) February 13, 2016
Omaha!
Kristen Wiig as Peyton Manning. It's as if they're the same person. peyton
Beyonce sings about her money, nostrils, sex rewards, plus a bit of cop bashing
That's the "clean" version of Beyonce's song Formation, proving that producers can omit the vulgarity and still deliver the art. But what do old white working guys know about billionaire pop singer woes? The video wallows in anti-cop sentiment, and spotlights neglect and racism in the "formation" of the African American experience in the southern U.S. Powerful stuff! I'd bet there's some enlightening historical context to be shared among Beyonce's young female fans. Queen Bey is a 34-year-old superstar mother in a position to shape young minds. Let's sample some of these empowering and insightful lyrics: [Verse 1: Beyonce] "When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay When he fuck me good I take his ass to
Slime Time punishes current Cardinals…or will it?
Will these Louisville Cardinals play in the post-season after all? Will a judge issue an injunction based on breach of recruiting claims made to innocent athletes, thus overturning UofL's post-season ban? This would shift the national conversation about UofL from prostitution to students' rights. Will Rick Pitino forgo his $7.5 million retention bonuses as a show of good faith to self-punish for lack of program control? Will the university pay out, as Pitino suggested, $10 to $15 million in fines to take the punishment off the players? Will the money go to children's charities instead of an already cash-stuffed NCAA? How about scholarship money for impoverished students? Did President Ramsey say that he made the decision to
The Beasman can’t bear to watch UofL thrive
radio sketch, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 2016, 5:40 p.m. THE BEASMAN the turnaround starts now HAS THE WORLD GONE CRAZY? U UH KAY IS ON A LOSING STREAK AND U OF SMELL IS BUILDING THE BIGGEST FOOTBAW STADIUM IN KENTUCKY. EITHER I’M HAVING A HARRIBLE NIGHTMARE OR ELSE SOMEBODY AT U UH KAY IS ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH! WAKE UP, MITCH BARNFART! WAKE UP COACH CAL! WAKE UP, MARK STOOPID! NOW I HEAR TELL THAT HOTSHOT WIDE RECEIVERS COACH WE JUST SNATCHED FROM U OF SMELL WAS ACTUALLY FIRED FROM LOSERVILLE CUZ HE SUCKS! AND HE DINT BRING LAMAR JACKSON WITH HIM! I THUNK THAT WAS THE WHOLE PLAN. MEMBER HOW COACH CAL HIRED
L yes to an updated University of Louisville football stadium
Enjoy this computer simulation of the new University of Louisville football stadium, slated for completion in 2019.