The new Republican majorities in Washington and in Kentucky are finally changing the narrative on abortion in America. Twitter responses on the day of the Pro Life rally offer varied responses on the sanctity of life. Liberal publications like The New York Times use negative terms like "abortion opponents" and "anti-abortion" instead of "pro life." Conservative outlets use positive terms. Positive words = positive thoughts
Month: January 2017
Trumpy Time
The Bad Lip reading of the inauguration of the 45th President of the United States
Be serious about getting serious
Enjoy this 1949 guide to getting a date. Janice is hot. Apparently she is superior and acts bored. Try Betty. No wait, she's not fun. Whatever you do, never attempt to begin a romantic relationship with a woman dressed as an Arby's sandwich turned sideways! She's got a NAAAAAAAAAAAASTY streak! And now, here is a 1949 dating joke. A father has three daughters and they all have dates on Saturday night. Just before 7 p.m. there's a knock at the door. "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The father welcomes Freddy into the foyer. Then there's another knock at the door. "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the
America is vag-ing out – Nasty girls unite!
Actress @AshleyJudd recites a beat poem about being a “nasty woman” at #WomensMarch https://t.co/EGN6efPzCq— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) January 21, 2017 In with the Trump, in with the hysteria. Faded celebs are losing their minds over The Donald. Ashley Judd went vaggie loco again. But in a good way. She slammed a damning poem that was one part brilliant and two parts crazy. Ash's rant was but a small part of domestic discord. (Her sister Wynona stayed out of the kerfuffle). THE VELVET VICE SEES DAYLIGHT The vagina suit is America's new go-to look in the wake of Donald Trump's election as U.S. president. A million women protested across the country one day after the Trump inauguration spurred violent protests. Reproductive rights,
The Cal Cast: united we stand after all
THE BEASMAN January 19. 2017 I BEEN SICK TO MY STOMACH ALL DAY LISSENIN’ TO COACH CAL’S PRODCAST TAWKIN TO THAT LOWDOWN U OF SMELL TRAITOR TURNCOAT SLICK RICK. HERE I WAS ALL BUCITED THAT COACH CAL WAS FINALLY GONNA GIT ON THE PRODCAST RADIO STATION AND RIP A NEW ONE INTO THAT NO COUNT U OF SMELL COACH BUT NAWWWWW….THEY WAS TAWKIN ALL SWEETY-PIE TO EACH OTHER. “YOU IS SO GREAT.” “THANK YOU, AND YOU IS SO GREAT, TOO.” BARF! I TUNED IN HOPIN IT WAS GONNA BE COACH CAL LAUGHIN AT SLICK RICK’S BALD SPOT AND HOW U UH KAY DOMMERATES THEM LITTLE BROTHER CARDINAL CRYBABIES ALMOST EVER TIME! AND COACH CAL
The boys of Summers
The University of Louisville football team hired Lexington native Mike Summers as co-offensive coordinator. He happens to be married to the Beasman's daughter. That can't sit well with his father-in-law. THE BEASMAN son-in-law traitor turncoat STOP TAWKIN ABOUT YOUR GREEN GAY BUTT PACKERS. AINT NOBODY CARES HERE IN WILDCAT COUNTRY! I BEEN PUKIN UP BLOOD EVER SINCE SAIRDEE, DADGUMMIT, AND IT AIN’T CUZ YOUR FLUNKY U OF SMELL LOSERVILLE LITTLE BROTHERS BEAT THE DOOKIES. U UH KAY DON’T CARE ABOUT SLICK RICK’S HAS BEENS. NAW, US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS AIN’T AFRAID OF NO BROKEBACK DUKE COACH SHIT-SHETSKI THE FOULMOUTH REFEREE’S PET. U UH KAY CAN BEAT DUKE BY A LOT MORE THAN YOUR SAGGY PANTS,
Milton Metz, 1921-2017
WHAS Radio audio of Milton Metz: 1979 1979 part two 1993 final show 1992 1962 with Cassius Clay 1994 narrator of A Christmas Carol part two of A Christmas Carol 1989 with sex therapist Dr. Jean Koehler Louisville's all-time greatest communicator, neighbor, and gentleman has died. Milton Metz, the WHAS Radio and TV talk show host, died peacefully at Magnolia Springs, an assisted living home in Louisville. Metz served in the U.S. Army after college and came to WHAS in 1946, one of the many talented broadcasters who transitioned from radio into the fledgling media called television. Metz and his colleagues shaped the early days of television news and
Just be you
One of the most powerful messages every girl should embrace You will never look like the girl in the magazine. The girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.— Fact (@Fact) January 12, 2017 Just be you. It's real. It's honest. And it is you. That's all you need. That's Katy Perry after makeup artists and photo manipulations. Here is the real Katy Perry. Just be you. Now for bald men who must appear on HD television broadcasts, smear it on like cake icing. Every little bit helps prevent viewers from tossing their cookies. (Hey Einstein, don't forget your toupee!) To quote the radio commercial for erectile dysfunction cure, "Thank you for making me feel like a
Yes he is your President
"The most important office in our democracy: citizen." - Barack Obama's eloquent farewell speech, January 10, 2017 ____________ Hey Meryl Streep. Sometimes your team wins. Sometimes your team loses. Suck it up, buttercup. A love of football and/or mixed martial arts does not define anyone's politics. America is a melting pot of all kinds of personal interests not necessarily aligned with any political philosophy. Don't blame your team's losing strategy on the other team. Sometimes you're simply overmatched. Millions of people who voted for Barack Obama in 2008 then again in 2012 decided to try a different strategy in 2016. See: Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania Donald J. Trump is about to be inaugurated as the 45th President of the
A troublemaker named Trump was foreseen in the 1950s
"It's funny how a big lie can make us all feel like kids again." A 1950s TV western featured a guy named Trump who tried to con citizens into building a wall in order to save the world. Then there's the story of the rich gamblin' man and the poor who "ain't got no home." Woody Guthrie's "Old Man Trump" is a direct reference to Donald Trump's father Fred, who was Guthrie's landlord in Brooklyn. Dude. Time machine?