I added some music to this. pic.twitter.com/UwjhTKpaeu— Bob Hagh (@BobHagh) June 22, 2017 A twitter user added music from Flashdance, this may be the greatest viral video ever. Check the comments section. Animal rights activists be losin' they miiiinnnnnndddzzzz. More monkey fun here
Month: June 2017
Rick Pitino on what he knew, the impact of strippergate, and believing the appeal will “get it right”
Here's a candid update letter from Rick Pitino to members of Friends of the Ville, a philanthropy group managed by the university. Pitino has assembled similar booster groups while coaching at Kentucky, and Boston. I've served on the board of DPF (Daniel Pitino Foundation) for about 15 years. My best guess is that more than $10 million has been raised since the 90s, with most of the money going to the Daniel Pitino Foundation to serve children's charities. DPF was founded to honor the memory of Joanne & Rick Pitino's son who died in his first year of life. Here is Coach Pitino's letter to our group: “Friends of the Ville” LOUISVILLE BASKETBALL June 21, 2017 Dear Friends of the Ville I am writing
The Beasman wants to scrub off Pitino’s tattoo
THE BEASMAN scrub that tat HEY LARRRREEEEEEE! LARRY MINNER! (laffs) I AIN’T QUIT LAUGHIN SINCE THE NC2A SHOWED UP AT U OF SMELL AND REPLACED THE THINKER STATUE WITH THE GRIM REAPER. (laffs) LOSERVILLE BASKETBAW IS DEADER THAN BILL COSBY’S MARRIAGE. (laffs) LEMME IN THAT YUM YUM SINNER SO ME AND MATT JONES CAN CUT DOWN THAT FAKE NEWS BANNER. TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN! THROW THAT FRAUD BANNER IN THE BOTTOM OF THE OHI-ER RIVER WITH MOHAMMAD ALI’S MEDAL! COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – HE’S PRAYIN THAT SLICK RICK DON’T GIT FIRED CUZ U OF SMELL IS THE ONE BUNNY GAME ON THE CATS SCHEDULE! (laffs) Y’ALL DON’T NEED
The Beasman’s summer love is the UofL audit
THE BEASMAN the audit of uk dominance OH, BIG WHOOPTY DO. U OF SMELL BASEBAW GOIN TO THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIOUS WHERE THE CROWD IS LESS THAN ONE TENTH OF THE BIG BLUE MADNESS CROWD. IS Y’ALL SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL CONVICTS REALLY GONNA ACT LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT A STUPID BASEBAW GAME? IT’S NO WONDER THAT EVERBODY IN YOUR FILTHY GHETTO TOWN IS ON HEROIN CUZ GETTING HIGH IS THE ONLY WAY ANYBODY CAN SET THROUGH NINE INNINGS OF BORINGNESS. THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS IN THIS STATE IS BASKETBAW AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU PENCIL NECK, BAD BREATH, CROSS EYED CARDINAL BUTT KISSER. I’D RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN HAVE TO PRETEND LIKE BASEBAW IS INNERESTIN AND THAT’S HOW
The Beasman laments losing to U of Smell and says UK players are afraid to sleep in dangerous Ville
UK and UofL played the opening of a best-of-three series while I was prepping to go on the radio so I had to write a script for either outcome. Here's the audio we used following U of L's 5-2 victory in game one. THE BEASMAN after UK baseball victory AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! HOW BOUT THEM KENTUCKY WILDCATS, YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH SORE LOSER CARDINAL CRYBABY TRAITOR TURNCOAT! I TODE YOU THESE HERE WILDCATS WAS GONNA ROCK YOUR UNDERSIZE JOCKS, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, FLAT BILL, ROTGUT WHISKEY BREATH, SINFUL, GUN TOTIN, GRAMPA PUNCHIN CARDINAL THUGS. IT’S OVER FOR YOU PEOPLE, DON’T YOU SEE THAT? ALL THE WALLS IS FALLIN IN ON THE LITTLE CARDINAL
Wynonna Judd’s first video in 14 years: Keeps Me Alive
BONUS: Glen Campbell's "Arkansas Farmboy"
The Beasman says the only way UK loses this baseball series is if nemesis referee John Higgins is the home plate umpire
THE BEASMAN baseball frenzy HEY LARRY, YOU GOT A MINUTE TO TAWK TO ME OR IS YOU STILL ON THE OTHER LINE TELLING YOUR BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK THAT YOU LOVE HIM AND WANT TO HAVE HIS BABY? (laffs) COME ON, LAUGH A LITTLE BIT, LARRY. THIS WILL BE THE ONLY JOSHIN YOU GONNA GIT TO DO THIS WEEK CUZ YOU AND ALL YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH, NECK TATTOO, BEER BREATH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, RANDOM MURDERIN’ U OF SMELL CARDINAL FANS IS ABOUT TO GIT YOUR JOCK ROCKED BY THE BIG BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT BASEBAW TEAM! I KNOW I CALLED YOU TWO WEEKS AGO AND SAID THAT BASEBAW WAS GAY AND Y’ALL ONLY ACT LIKE YOU CARE ‘BOUT BASEBAW
Rick Pitino on the surprise addition of Brian Bowen, new team chemistry, and NBA Finals
University of Louisville basketball got a magnificent upgrade with a surprise commitment from 5-star forward Brian Bowen. Coach Rick Pitino admitted it was a great stroke of luck and upgrades his newly enforced team as "possibly a 10," making a lofty reference to his 1996 Kentucky Wildcats talent pool. Here's our radio chat on Bowen's talent, Pitino's projection on the next UofL team's upgraded chemistry, the Pitino geezer basketball team for next year, whether LeBron is overmatched in the NBA Finals, and more.
Snowflake update: they’re still self-loathing appeasers
Every week brings another act of terrorism against citizens in western countries. The latest is a van filled with men mowing down London Bridge pedestrians followed by random stabbings of pub patrons until police shot them dead. You know these random mass killings around the world are your fault for loving your country, right? Any white people that died in London tonight deserved it. They keep spewing they're filthy nationalistic bullshit... this is what they get.— Eric Lifeson (@majorleaguenugt) June 4, 2017 Ignore the obvious. Keep telling yourself it's not a problem. Resist reality. And then there is Trump the Provocateur. His caustic tweets tend to stir up trouble before the victims' are laid to rest. MSNBC anchor: Is Trump
Joe Walsh: “I’m told I had a great time”
Great to hear that The Eagles will continue working with the addition of Deacon Frey and Vince Gill.