Much more believable than Jason Bourne
Month: May 2018
Bad Lip Reading at the Royal Wedding
Impatient LGBTQ human rights activist drives onto active marathon course to get to her meeting
A self-styled human rights activist drove her car onto a half marathon course because she was tired of waiting during the street closure. Runners and onlookers pounded on her car and shouted at her to stop. British poet Joanna Pine claimed she needed to get to a writing workshop and was driving as slowly as she could. Not considering that she could have been shot as a terrorist driver plowing into pedestrians, Pine now admits that it was "a stupid thing" to do. But she loves people! Luckily Gomer Pyle and Barney Fife weren't participating in the Plymouth half marathon.
Louis Jordan, the kind of guy everyone should strive to be
Well done, Louis. Keep leading by example. Mr. Jordan is the world's most thoughtful Umbrella Man, displacing the now unemployed Michael Jackson sycophant.
Radio is a kid’s biz
Our company keeps hiring them fresh out of kindergarten. (video: December 18, 2010) Here's Gracie today.
Does the NBA2Lou scare you?
The Louisville Forum asked former NBA player and Denver Nuggets general manager Dan Issel to offer his thoughts on the NBA2Lou project. I was asked to moderate and throw in my own comments about the potential of snaring an NBA team for the city of Louisville. Naturally, the subject creates animated opinions from those who are opposed to adding professional sports. Some fear that it would harm the University of Louisville's athletic pursuits and others worry that taxpayers will be on the hook for various concessions made for team owners. Issel and his investors have the city's best interests in mind. Bring it on. The CJ's Phillip M. Bailey live-Tweeted the forum. Great audience questions and general enthusiasm for the prospect
Justify My Love
In spite of forecasters calling for a partly cloudy and pleasant Kentucky Derby day, the heavens opened and rain poured for fourteen hours on Churchill Downs. No rain, no gain. The bettors' favorite Justify sloshed around the track ahead of 19 other contenders to win the garland of roses and launch his campaign to become the next triple crown winner. From the Announcer's Booth, high above @ChurchillDowns, watch @TravisStone call the 144th Kentucky Derby presented by @WoodfordReserve! pic.twitter.com/R11ovcK6Bl— Kentucky Derby (@KentuckyDerby) May 6, 2018 Speaking of filth and slop, here's Madonna. NOW PEEP these incredible Kentucky Derby photos by the Courier Journal team. (4/many) ? Who wore it best? (Derby clothes condom edition) ? ? ☔️ #KyDerby #Derby144 @KentuckyDerby @ChurchillDowns #Louisville pic.twitter.com/VbDP6LAEhu—
Demo versions of classic rock songs
The Paul Sorvino death stare – don’t blink or you’re a dead man
Actor Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas) made headlines a few months ago after threatening to kill Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein for allegedly derailing his daughter's acting career. Weinstein faces a litany of allegations that he sexually abused, debased, and squelched the careers of women who rebuffed his sexual advances. Paul Sorvino and his wife Dee Dee appeared on Great Day Live this morning for Friday's Unbridled Eve gala. Off the air, Sorvino told me that men praise him every day for validating that dads will go to any length to defend their daughters. We talked about Weinstein's reign of terror and Sorvino reiterated that he would "kill that mother fucker" (Weinstein) if he had 5 minutes with him. That's what dads