The legendary Groucho Marx records his radio show You Bet Your Life in December, 1949. The show was edited down to 30 minutes. Groucho was as good as any comedian has ever been.
Spreading your seed with no thought of anyone but yourself? Of course you are. Just cuz the baby mama is having sex with you doesn’t mean she has to go to all the trouble of learning your name. This roving Baby Daddy machine can ID you, and it comes complete with Child Support Demand forms. Run, playa, run.