Jerry Seinfeld is trying to make a go of this Internet thing. Here’s episode two of his new series. Alec Baldwin and Jerry? Comedy gold. Let’s hope Jerry isn’t pretending to get close to Alec in order to steal his new wife.
Spreading your seed with no thought of anyone but yourself? Of course you are. Just cuz the baby mama is having sex with you doesn’t mean she has to go to all the trouble of learning your name. This roving Baby Daddy machine can ID you, and it comes complete with Child Support Demand forms. Run, playa, run.