Keepers If Lil Wayne and Lil Kim smoke too much reefer, they turn to this fly girl. Another swing and a miss for The Shame Police Welcome to my private life. Everyone is fascinated with divorce and my hot wife. Tony Cruise, on the other hand, knows how to stay off the grid. Terry Meiners and Tony Vanetti are unable to persuade uber UK fan Kelsey Starks to throw up the L sign for the NCAA Champion Louisville Cardinals. “Sorry…I’d rather die,” she said…with her eyes. Honey Bunny How people in Canada see Mt. Rushmore WINNER: The Most Inappropriate Christmas Card Ever Award Gracias And atheists hear a sneeze and say nothing Every time Prince Harry poses like this, Prince Phillip throws away his jacket. Crosby, Stills, and Nash were pretty high, too. (screen shot: Charlie Steele, WQMF) America has become the land of “Where my check at?” I like Mitt butts and I don’t know why Look closely. Oh…there it is. Dear Judgmentalists: Take it down a notch…or three. Love, God. See you at the tailgate parties, y’all Jim Gaffigan, realist His inner child met his outer reality Night racing really brings out the party girls. Kevin K-Ned Harned gropes a Golden Globe even though he has no idea who Laura Dern is.