Dear political activist, thanks for pointing to a Breitbart piece that ultimately shows how reasonable and open-minded Jennifer Lawrence is when met with an opposing opinion.
I get it. You don’t like anyone slamming President Trump. The crux of the piece actually shows the power of tolerance for differing opinions.
Sounds like a reasonable overview of family, love, and diversity of opinions. Thanks for sharing, Sean.
Here’s a piece about Jennifer donating millions of dollars to assist sick children. How about you, bro?
— ABC News (@ABC) December 26, 2017
THE BEASMAN cats losing streak
I HATE YOU AND EVERTHANG YOU STAND FOR, YOU CROSS EYED, SNAGGLE TOOTH, LYIN, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, USED TO BE A WILDCAT BUT NOW YOU IS A PHONEY BLONEY, SLICK RICK BUTTKISSIN CARDINAL FRAUD. (cry) COACH CAL SAYS AINT NO CRYIN ON THE YACHT, BUT DADGUMMIT, THE YACHT IS SINKIN! DOES THE WATER GOTTA GIT TO MY NECK BEFORE I START CRYIN? (cry) I CAINT BLEEVE MY PRECIOUS KENTUCKY WILDCATS DONE LOSTED THREE IN A ROW AND EIGHT GAMES ALL SEASON. DADGUMMIT, COACH CAL IS THE NEW TEN LOSS TUBBY.
(cry) MAYBE COACH CAL IS CRAZY WITH THE FLU AND AIN’T IN HIS RIGHT MIND. HE SAYS THE WILDCATS LET GO OF THE ROPE. WELL SAVE THAT ROPE CUZ WE MIGHT HANG COACH CAL WITH IT. (cry) MEANTIME THEM ROTTEN U OF SMELLERS DONE BEAT SOMEBODY BY FARDY POINTS YESTERDEE WHILE ALL US CAT FANS WAS LAYIN IN BED ALL DAY CRYIN AFTER TEXAS A&P THUMPED U UH KAY.
(cry) EVEN OUR PASTOR CANCELLED CHURCH CUZ HE SAID GOD HATES U UH KAY. LIFE WAS SO GOOD A MONTH AGO WHEN ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WAS TAUNTIN U OF SMELLERS ABOUT THEM GITTIN THE DEATH PENALTY AND HOW U UH KAY WAS GONNA WIN IT ALL. NOW THE FBI DONE BOTCHED THE SHOE INVESTERGATION AND U UH KAY CAN’T WHOOP A TEAM OF MIDGETS.
— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) February 12, 2018
(cry) WHAT HAPPENED, GOD? WHAT DID U UH KAY DO TO DEE-SERVE THIS KIND OF SMITIN’? COACH CAL SAYS HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY BUT MAYBE HE’S JUST GOIN BEHIND THE CHURCH TO DRINK COMMUNION WINE AND MAKE CRAZY DEE-CISIONS ABOUT WHO SHOULD START FOR THE CATS. SOBER UP, COACH CAL. WE NEED YOU TO GIT THIS BIG BLUE NATION PROUD AGAIN SO WE CAN TAUNT OTHER PEOPLE. RIGHT NOW IF WE HOLD UP THE 3 GOGGLES SIGN PEOPLE THINK WE IS MOURNIN OUR LOSIN STREAK. GIT BACK ON THE BANDWAGON, GOD. US CAT FANS IS GOOD AND CLASSY, PLUS PURDY RELIGIOUS, TOO, SO HELP COACH CAL FIGGER OUT HOW TO COACH!
Getting out of a skid starts one step at a time, one day at a time.
"All I want them to worry about is today. Don’t worry about tomorrow, next week, the following week, the conference tournament. Just worry about today." – @UKCoachCalipari
— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) February 9, 2018
COACH CAL SAID HE WAS PUTTIN IN A TWEAK. WELL WHERE IS IT? WHAT’S YOUR NEXT BIG IDEA…TO START THE CHEERLEADERS? PUT DOWN THAT COUGH SYRUP AND YOUR BRAIN BOX WORKIN RIGHT, COACH CAL, OR WE GONNA FIRE YOU AND GIVE THE JOB TO KINNY SKY WALKER! THESE AIN’T YOUR GRAMPA’S KENTUCKY WILDCATS. YOUR GRAMPA’S KENTUCKY WILDCATS NEVER LOSTED 3 DADGUM GAMES IN A ROW!
(cry) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS NEED TO GIT CHEERED UP, AND IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT. THE U OF SMELL GIRLS IS UP THERE TO GET WHACKED BY THEM CONNECTICUT THUG HUSLY LADIES. AND THEN THE U OF SMELL MEN GONNA GIT BEAT DOWN BY NARTH CARAMALINER, THEN DUKE, THEN VIRGINNY IS GONNA KNOCK THEIR JOCKS OFF ONE MORE TIME…SO THAT’S ALL GOOD (laffs) SO US CAT FANS CAN HAVE SOME HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY COMIN UP. AND THEN THAT NC2A IS STILL GONNA BRING SOME KINDA BEATDOWN ON THEM NASTY CARDINAL BIRDS FOR HAVIN THEM PROSTERTUTES GIVIN HERPES TO TEENAGE RECRUITS.
(laffs) SO LET THEM GOOD TIMES ROLL! BUT MEANTIME, WE GOTTA GIT OUR KENTUCKY WILDCATS PLAYIN GOODER SO MARCH MADNESS DON’T MEAN NO N.I.T. AND LOSIN TO ROBERT MORRIS WHILE THE CRIMINAL CARDINALS GIT TO GO TO THE BIG SHOW. IF COACH CAL CAINT GIT THIS THING TURNT AROUND WHEN WE PLAY AUBURN, THEN CUT HIM LOOSE.
KINNY SKY WALKER, GOOSE GIBBONS, AND REX CHAMPMAN CAN TAKE OVER AND GIT THESE DUMB FRESHMAN PLAYIN LIKE THEY BEEN ON A TEAM BEFORE. COME ON, DADGUMMIT! Y’ALL CATS IS BIMBARRASSIN THIS HERE LEGENDARY KENTUCKY NAME. SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT! WE CAN ALWAYS BUY DIFFERNT MACDONALD BURGER BOYS TO BE CATS! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! TRY TO SCORE MORE POINTS THAN THE OTHER TEAM, YOU RUM DUMMIES! AND LET’S ALL GIT TOGETHER TONIGHT TO CHEER ON THEM CONNECTICUT HUSKY GIRLS. HUSKY GIRLS! HUSKY GIRLS! HUSKY GIRLS! EVERBODY LOVES EM A HUSKY GIRL!
Stay classy, snowflake.
It’s time for President Donald Trump’s 2018 State of the Union address. TV pundits eagerly promote that they “will be providing analysis” after the speech. Haha. They mean “analysis” that they’ve already written in advance. Fox will kiss ass. CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, all awards shows, late night comics, social media, Hollywood, sad newspaper dinosaurs, and vile snowflakes will kick his ass.
Now you you don’t have to watch! Colbert leads the daily Trump hate parade.
Remember the overriding rule in today’s grievance culture. Whine, whine, whine. Somebody will eventually give you some attention.
American media teaches us the basic rule: If it’s a conservative, it is evil. If it is liberal, it is to be embraced. If it is a “cause” where 3 people claim to be marginalized/mistreated/invisible, RUN WITH YOUR CAMERAS! IT’S A CRISIS! #crisis #mediamanipulation #fillingairtime
Media loves swimming in virtue posing. “We’re with you, girl! Your cause to save the anteaters from eating red ants is now OUR CAUSE!” #wearegoodpeople #andyouarenot
Hey look! It’s the Obamas! They’re great! If you don’t agree, you are a racist. Don’t be a racist! Tell everyone that Obama was the best president ever! And Bill Clinton was second best! And Joe Biden will be third best after he wins in 2020.
Shhh. Quiet everybody! Will Ferrell is on Saturday Night Live and I’ll bet he’s going to have to admit that George W. Bush is NOT an idiot. Just you wait and see!
Will Ferrell studied sports communication at the University of Southern California. George W. Bush has degrees from Yale and Harvard.
As for that woman at the top of this post, she is 100% correct.
The week passes without an official notice from the NCAA on whether the University of Louisville’s appeal of sanctions will be honored. All speculation is that the NCAA will affirm the original sanctions that include nullifying the 2013 men’s basketball national championship, the 2012 Final Four appearance, and return of monies earned by the school for any games where ineligible players performed. Ineligibility was assigned to any player who had received sexual favors during a three year period where alleged prostitute Katina Powell provided women to players, recruits, and recruit chaperones.
But the NCAA’s silence doesn’t keep The Beasman quiet.
RADIO SKETCH JANUARY 26, 2018
YOU MAKE ME SICK, YOU TRAITOR TURNCOAT WILDCAT BACKSTABBER. I HEAR YOU ON THERE SMIRKIN AND ACTIN LIKE IT’S A HAP-HAP-HAPPY DAY! THIS AIN’T NO TIME FOR JOSHIN, YOU CROSS-EYED RED BELLY FRAUD! THE NC2A COMIN TO TOWN TO DROP THE HAMMER ON YOUR POINTY HEAD, STRIPPER POLE SWINGIN, PROSTERTUTE, TOOTHBRUSH STEALIN CARDINAL CONVICTS!
YOU BETTER STOP CHUCKLIN ON THESE HERE DARK DEE-PRESSION DAYS IN WILDCAT COUNTRY, YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, BALD HAIRED, BACKWARDS CAP, RAP MUSIC, SAGGY PANTS, TOOTHLESS, BRAINLESS U OF SMELL BOOTLICKER.
THE OTHER DAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I GOT SICK TO MY STOMACH LISSENIN AT PEOPLE KISS YOUR KEISTER AND SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. AIN’T NO WILDCAT FAN LIKES YOUR BIRTHDAY. WE IS ALL WAITIN FOR YOUR O-BIT-YER-MARY WHEN YOU DIE, YOU LOUDMOUTH, SLICK RICK BUTTKISSER. EVEN IF WE WON THE OTHER NIGHT, U UH KAY DONE LOSTED TOO MANY GAMES AND NOW WE GOT TO GO INTO WEST VIRGINNY AND FACE BOB THUGGINS AND HIS MOUNTAIN QUEERS. EVEN MATT JONES SAYS WE PROLEE AINT GONNA WIN TOMORRY SO THIS PERIOD AIN’T HAPPY FOR NOBODY IN BIG BLUE NATION. AIN’T NOBODY LIKES YOU GIGGLIN WHEN THE CATS LOSE.
WE WANT MATT JONES ON THE RADIO TO GUIDE US THROUGH THESE DESPERATE DAYS, NOT NO SNICKERIN LARRY MINNER WHAT’S MAWKIN BIG BLUE PAIN. MATT JONES IS A TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY TREASURE CUZ HE LOVES THE CATS AND MOCKS CARDINAL BIRDS. LARRY, U UH KAY IS WHAT MAKES KENTUCKY GREAT AND SO WE GOTTA GIT THE CATS FIXED. DADGUMMIT, WHAT ABOUT COACH CAL. IS HE A FRAUD? WAS HE PLANTED HERE BY U OF SMELL TO WRECK THE WILDCAT DYNASTY? WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS COACH CAL TAWKIN ABOUT SAYIN HE WAS HAPPY THAT THE CATS LOST TO FLORIDER? IS HE GONNA JOIN THE WEST VIRGINNY CHEERLEADERS TOMORRY AND DO SUMMER SAULTS IF WE GIT BEHIND? DADGUMMIT! TRUE BLUE WILDCATS AIN’T NEVER HAPPY LOSIN TO NOBODY, COACH CAL. DID YOU FALL AND HIT YOUR HEAD? YOU TAWKIN CRAZY!
LARRY, WHY DON’T YOU AST YOUR BOYFRIEND GOVERNOR MATT BLEVINS TO FLY ALL THE FLAGS AT HALF STIFF. TELL GOVERNOR BLEVINS TO QUIT TAWKIN ABOUT PENSIONS AND BUDGETS AND GIT FRANKFORT WORKIN ON FIXIN THE WILDCATS. AMERICA NEEDS THE GOOD CATS, NOT NO FLOPPIN, FADIN, LOSIN STREAK CATS. SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD. THIS HERE IS A NATURAL DISASTER TO HAVE U UH KAY STRUGGLIN. TELL GOVERNOR BLEVINS HE CAN CUT ALL THE PROGRUMS HE WANTS BUT SPEND EVERTHANG HE GOT TO GIT THE WILDCATS WINNIN AGIN. HIRE LEE-BRON JAMES AS ASSISTANT HEAD COACH. GIT STEPH CURRY TO TEACH OUR CATS HOW TO SHOOT. DON’T MATTER WHAT IT COSTS – U UH KAY WINNIN IS OUR TOP PRIORITY. NOT ILLITERACY OR TEENAGE DRUG DEATHS OR POOR PEOPLE WITHOUT HEALTH IN-SHORE-UNCE.
NOPE. OUR #1 PRIORITY IS GITTIN THE WILDCATS TO THE FINAL FOUR AND COACH CAL IS LIKE KIM JONG UM THROWIN A NUKE-U-LAR BOMB AT OUR CHANCES. WAKE UP, COACH CAL! U UH KAY STUDENTS WILL GO WITHOUT FOOD AND LECTRICITY IF WE NEED THAT MONEY TO PAY THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS TO SHOW THE CATS HOW TO HIT HALF COURT SHOTS AND BOUNCE BALLS OFF REFFERMARIE HEADS THAT GO IN THE BASKET. LET’S FIX THE WILDCATS AND THEN WE CAN START TO CARE ABOUT DEAD TEENAGE DRUG ADDICTS AND GANG MURDERS AND STUFF. AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! AND YOU’LL GIT YOURS, LARRY! DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATH PENALTY! TAKE DOWN THAT FRAUD BANNER AND THROW IT IN THE RIVER WITH MO-HAMMER ALI’S OLYMPIC MEDAL. AND IF COACH CAL DON’T SHAPE UP AND WIN THE REST, WE’LL THO HIM IN THE RIVER TOO. KINNY SKY WALKER IS READY TO STEP IN AND LEAD THESE CATS! GO BLUE! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! THIRTY FIVE & FIVE! THIRTY FIVE & FIVE! THIRTY FIVE & FIVE!
U.S. Rep. John Yarmuth popped onto the radio today to explain why the Democrats caved in on the government shutdown stalemate.
We talked about Sen. Chuck Schumer’s strategy, the DACA negotiations, funding the U.S. military vs funding The Dreamers, and Yarmuth replied to Gov. Matt Bevin’s contention that he is “whining” about the new Medicaid waiver allowing the government to demand that able-bodied recipients either work, get job training, or provide community service.
The photo above is a rare capture of Yarmuth and Bevin appearing side-by-side. We’ll not have any of that bipartisanship, gentlemen. Back to your corners.
Another day in America and another senseless school shooting, this time in Benton, Kentucky. A 15-year-old student shot at least 14 fellow students, killing two of them, before surrendering to law enforcement. A witness said the shooter ran out of ammunition then attempted to run away but was apprehended without further incident.
Here is former Secret Service agent Greg Gitschier, a security expert, on situational awareness and how to self-protect during an active shooter event.
Gitschier details the strategy sequence of 1) run, 2) hide, or 3) fight. Listen to the audio linked above.
As for Kentucky’s gun tragedy, more details coming soon.
Tragic shooting at Marshall County HS…Shooter is in custody, one confirmed fatality, multiple others wounded…Much yet unknown…Please do not speculate or spread hearsay…Let’s let the first responders do their job and be grateful that they are there to do it for us…
— Governor Matt Bevin (@GovMattBevin) January 23, 2018
Before any media was aware, Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin tweeted about a Benton, Ky. school shooting on January 23rd. The national media took his lead and quickly spread limited details of a tragedy that left at least one Marshall County High School student dead and at least six others injured.
Bevin asked for measured reaction, only triggering anti-gun voices to shout even louder via posts and imagery.
A statement from Gov. Bevin regarding this morning's events in Marshall County: pic.twitter.com/0n0cxgJkvi
— Governor Matt Bevin (@GovMattBevin) January 23, 2018
More details soon. More shootings soon. More demands for citizens to surrender all weapons. Count on it.