Lots of people throw in the insipid adjective "super" in front of countless nouns. "I'm super excited!" "She was super talented!" "He was, like, super annoyed at work." In Michigan, there really is a legal term applied when a very intoxicated person can be charged with being "super drunk." This Michigan lawmaker is pretty proud of her super drunk self, snapping that "this is going to be the most famous arrest you've ever made" to the officer who witnessed her erratic driving on I-75. Her blood alcohol limit tested at over 3 times the limit for impaired driving. Here is the complete arrest video.
Louisville attorney Thomas McAdam posted the photo and text on his Facebook page: "An Oregon motorist wearing a “Drunk As Shit” t-shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge. Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys. According to cops, McMakin, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was behind the wheel because his girlfriend did not know how to drive a stick shift. McMakin was charged with an assortment of crimes, including drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation (for throttling his girlfriend)."