Eminence, Kentucky school system administrators created the best "school's out for snow" message to date. Luckily for all the people nesting in nearby homes, the liquor store opened about 10 AM and life was suddenly worth living. Many people complain about snow, but there is joy to be found in frozen fun. Enjoy life on its terms. My buddy Don Sullivan put it all in perspective for me.
Watch these Los Angeles news anchors react to an earthquake while they're on the air. The man panics but the woman continues delivering the news. Wonder Woman + Wimpy Wally = Die Witness News
At 11 a.m. on January 15, 2014, I realized that I'd already been to Mass and then hosted a live TV show wearing two different styles of shoes. Not one person mentioned my mismatch. Am I so cray cray now that no one even notices an oddity of this level? Time to hire a Man Friday. You'll note in the photo that I also lost a tassel. You can see the different shoes in this TV segment. I never caught it until I went home to change. Here's some video from Great Day Live where you can see my mismatched shoes.
Louisville dentist Jason McNabb holds a Guinness World Record for pepper consumption. Disgusting. I tried to eat a portion of one on live TV with less than pleasant results. Do not attempt this at home. Unless you're stupid.