God love our millennials. They know everything and are quick to tell everyone else that they are pure of heart and that you are a racist, homophobic, earth-killing job hoarder.
SNL knows what’s up. We are different and it is amusing. Laugh at life.
As for the inescapable condition of DWB, I defer to the timeworn wisdom of Chris Rock.
As for you nosy race-baiting hipsters, stop pretending to be an authority on matters you can’t possibly understand. And take off that stupid hat, scruffy hipster. Real men in the 40s wore those with style and didn’t have to use their mom’s credit card to buy them.