THE BEASMAN cats crush cards (long laff) GO BIG BLUE! STOOPS TROOPS! LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR FOR HEISHMAN! CATS! CATS! CATS! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) THAT WEREN’T HEAVY RAIN FALLIN ALL DAY – THAT WAS CARDINAL TEARS POURIN DOWN! (laffs) LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR IS WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN LAY-MAR JACKSON, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, MAN WEARIN EARRINGS U OF SMELL CARDINAL CRACKHEADS! LAYMAR JACKSON CAINT HOLD LYNN BOWIE’S JOCKSTRAP, DADGUMMIT! Live Now:@UKCoachStoops - Louisville Postgame Press Conference https://t.co/UhR0BFOSAV— Kentucky Football (@UKFootball) November 30, 2019 COACH STOOPS TODE ME THE BALTIMORE RAVENS CALLED TO AST IF LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR COULD COME START FOR THE RAVENS RIGHT NOW SO THEY COULD PUT LAY-MAR ON WAIVERS! IT’S TRUE! THE
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OH NO, WE SUCK AGAIN! – flighty Cardinal fans must have forgotten the bad old days
Thumped by Alabama. Having to squeak past hapless Indiana State during a monsoon. The Louisville Cardinals football team hasn't been sparkling this season. Some fans think we're worse than Adam Sandler's team in The Waterboy. Oh no...WE SUCK AGAIN! Fans are cranky. The coaching staff seems befuddled. People are not getting in their seats until late in the first quarter. We are flighty fans. During big games, we're loud and supportive...unless the other team is leading. Then fans run to the concourses and socialize instead of yelling support to the Cards. Others say we are turning into the people we used to mock - caustic, obsessed, deranged drunks. 50% of our fan base is turning into the ones we despise down the road. Heard wku