Big time movie star Dick Van Dyke is now singing for his supper at Denny’s. Ever since Laurie Petry ran off with Beaver Cleaver, Mr. Van Dyke has been forced to hang with a quartet of singer boys in white shirts.
The first sign of Mr. Van Dyke’s dementia came in February when he began electioneering for socialist Bernie Sanders, a working class hero who recently purchased his third home (priced more than his net worth).
Let me off here, bus driver! Bert done gone bye, bye, birdie!