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Lots of people throw in the insipid adjective “super” in front of countless nouns.

“I’m super excited!”
“She was super talented!”
“He was, like, super annoyed at work.”

In Michigan, there really is a legal term applied when a very intoxicated person can be charged with being “super drunk.”

This Michigan lawmaker is pretty proud of her super drunk self, snapping that “this is going to be the most famous arrest you’ve ever made” to the officer who witnessed her erratic driving on I-75.

Her blood alcohol limit tested at over 3 times the limit for impaired driving.

Here is the complete arrest video.

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