The Brood X cicadas are popping out on their 17 year hibernation cycle, infesting parts of the eastern United States for the next few weeks. They're needlessly loud, garish, and incredibly horny. That's pretty much the gig. Make a quick pass through the ladies and find a breeding mate. Get the job done. Then die. Not much different than the cast of Jersey Shore. Where are those horndogs now? Either forgotten or dead. Cicadas are 10 times smarter than the Jersey Shore parasites. The video above from WHAS11's Shay McAlister takes us on a journey through 1970, 1987, and 2004 cyclical appearances of billions of cicadas. The late Fred Wiche, the leading voice in The Vault video above, was a news reporter and anchor for
Legendary comedian Don Rickles died in 2017 at age 90. If he were still alive in today's woke society, he would be burned at the stake. Watch his Saturday Night Live monologue from 1984 and prepare for self-righteous heads to explode. Part of the Rickles SNL monologue included this line: "I make jokes about Black people cuz I'm not one." The crowd roared with laughter as Rickles went on to imitate Blacks, Italians, Puerto Ricans, Chinese, and other races and ethnicities. Huge audience laughter. This week, the woke castmates on SNL are upset that business tycoon Elon Musk is the guest host. Why? Because he's a rich white guy. That's his crime. Some SNL "comedians" are hesitant to appear on stage with Musk. When did
When loner maniac Anthony Warner parked his RV on Nashville's primary tourist street on Christmas morning, he opted to play a countdown evacuation warning that an explosion was coming. The recording was accurate. The entire RV exploded at 6:41 AM, damaging buildings and vehicles for several blocks. Scant human remains of Warner were identified in the rubble. Police were originally summoned to the area after gunshots were heard a few minutes earlier. Later intelligence suggests that the bomber played sound effects of shots fired. Was the maniac trying to lure first responders and cops into a death trap? We may never know. That lunatic is dead. Speculation is that he was paranoid about 5G service spying on people so he parked the RV
Ricky Gervais is a fearless comedian who rips into Hollywood arrogance like no other. His most recent hosting job at the 2020 Golden Globes was close to brilliant in that it upsets just about everyone, a rarity in today's culture of snowflake sensitivity. Self-important, politically condescending, private jet flying, hypocritical Hollywood elites had to sit stone faced on a live NBC broadcast and quiver as Gervais scanned the room, methodically lancing the oversized egos of these pampered crybabies. It was gorgeous. God Bless the blunt truth telling of Ricky Gervais. That's a joke, of course, because Ricky Gervais is an avowed atheist. For Hollywood elites, Gervais's mockery of religion is his only saving grace. (That's another religion joke, BTW). The Apple
2019 saw an inordinate share of hoaxes advanced by WOKE media. Is there any better way for struggling mainstream media to restore its withering street cred? "We're down with the struggle, y'all!" Not long ago, journalists would get backup verification before blurting out "facts" to media consumers. Now any viral video becomes an instant "story" quickly tweeted as "breaking news." The only thing that's really BREAKING is credibility. Dr. Wilfred Reilly, an African American professor at Kentucky State University, an HBCU, has written a book called HATE CRIME HOAX: HOW THE LEFT IS SELLING A FAKE RACE WAR. Dr. Reilly estimates that 15% of media mushrooming of "hate crimes" is mostly lies and/or exaggeration. The first thing I tell students in
Sheinelle Jones shares how she chose what to wear for her 1st day on TODAY https://t.co/EVCfwcPMmi— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 19, 2019 TODAY SHOW DAILY FORMAT 2019 1) Orange Man Bad 2) WOKE perspectives on #MeToo and other Liberal causes 3) Craig Melvin is allowed to sit at the table 10 minutes into the show 4) Al Roker bemoans climate change 5) "Gurrrrrrrrrllllll! Where'd you get that amazing belt?"
Humor is dead. Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld won't perform on college campuses anymore because of the tender sensibilities of Social Justice Warriors (SJW). Seen in the above video, comedian Judy Gold has it right. "Why is it everyone has to adjust to everyone else? Don't hire me if you don't want to hear what I have to say." Gold says "This idea that words are more harmful than actions...Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor is rolling over in his grave!" To the WOKIES, every joke is offensive unless it is aimed at straight white males (SWM) or straight males (SM) so that Rock, Kevin Hart, Eddie Murphy, and other offenders of color can be punished for marginalizing women and/or LGBTQ human he/she/they/x pronouns. DJ
Ooh...the profundities from today's WOKE artists and their cancel culture customers. Sad! Here’s a video from Camp Flog Gnaw. Drake: “I’m here for you tonight. If you want to keep going, I will keep going. What’s up?”Some fans boo loudly. One yells “No!” Drake seemingly cuts his set short & ends the show there. “It’s been love.”pic.twitter.com/n1BYrvLThc— Andrés Tardio ✍🏽 📷 (@AndresWrites) November 11, 2019 Tyler the Creator...he mad bruh. Just a few months ago, Canadian rapper Drake was a heartthrob/cultural messenger for teenyboppers worldwide. Now they're booing him off the stage. His host Tyler the Creator is like What the what? I thought social justice warriors were all about unconditional love! Is Drake being dragged for paying a settlement to a
"People laugh at the idea that love has political power." I have Mad Love for Marianne Williamson. She is by far the most fascinating character in the 2020 presidential election. Child reporter Jeffrey Kraft: Do you have a pet? Wokey Woke Williamson: My cat is dead. Young reporter to @marwilliamson: “Do you have a pet?”@marwilliamson to young reporter: “I had a cat and the cat died.” pic.twitter.com/jK8Miaf1TG— Philip Crowther (@PhilipinDC) July 31, 2019 Here's Wokey Woke Williamson on reparations: "$100 billion would be an insult." She suggests that $200-$500 billion in reparations would correct the post-Civil War promise of 40 acres and a mule. If Democrats don't deliver on reparations, "dark days are ahead...and Donald Trump will win (again)."