THE BEASMAN cards lose
(crying) AWWWWW LARRY! (cry) M-M-M-M-ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES IS CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS FROM SEEING YOUR FILTHY CARDINAL BUDDIES LOSE TO BABY PITINO. (cry) B-B-B-B-BUT (laffs) WE IS CRYING TEARS OF JOYYYYYYYY! (laffs) ZIPPITY DO DAH, ZIPPITY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! (laffs) I BEEN GIGGLIN LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL SINCE MINNERSOTA HIT THEIR FIRST THREE POINTER. (laffs)
#Gophers dig deep to Round 2!#MarchMadness | @GopherMBB pic.twitter.com/k28nauO7jM
— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 21, 2019
THREEEEEEEEEEE! ERRBODY SAID “MINNERSOTA CAINT HIT NO LONG SHOTS SO U OF SMELL DON’T NEED TO GUARD ‘EM!” WELL HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, G.E.D. FLUNKIN, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS? HOW BOUT MAKIN SOME KIND UH ‘JUSS-MENT AFTER YOUR OPPONENT MAKES 25 THREE POINTERS! IS BALDY MACK STOOPID OR WAS HE PULLIN FOR LITTLE PITINO TOO? (laffs)
THREEEEEEEE! (laffs) AND ALL YOU CARDINAL IDIOTS WAS WHININ ABOUT GITTIN A #7 SEED. YOU DINT DEE-SERVE TO BE A #16 SEED, YOU BUNCH OF FRAUDS. YOU SHOULDA BEEN IN THE N.I.T. ALL ALONG, YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODY HAS BEENS! (laffs)
"This is a special moment for our program to beat a very good Louisville team."@GopherMBB head coach Richard Pitino speaks after his first NCAA Tournament win!#MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/lqj78Fengu
— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 21, 2019
I BET SLICK RICK IS BUYING DRINKS FOR EVERBODY OVER THERE IN SOME GREECE BAR. OR HE AT LEAST STOPPED TAWKIN TRASH TO THE YOUNG LADIES LONG ENOUGH TO LOOK UP AT THE T.V. SCREEN TO TOAST HIS BOY! (laffs) Y’ALL FIRED SLICK RICK AND HIS BOY COMES BACK TO FIRE U OF SMELL FROM THE NC2A TOURNEYMINT! (laffs) HAVE A NICE RIDE BACK FROM I-OWE-ERR, YOU BUNCH OF TRAILER TRASH, FISH HOOK IN YOUR EYEBROW, CROSS-EYED U OF SMELL REDNECK FANS! YOU KNOW WHAT U OF SMELL HAS IN COMMON WITH U UH KAY? WE BOTH EMBRACE THE ONE-AND-DONE! EXCEPT Y’ALLS ONE-AND-DONE IS TOURNEYMINT PLAY. (laffs)
WELL CAT FANS, LET’S JUST ENJOY THE REST OF THE DAY! U UH KAY GONNA STOMP ON THEM ALBALENE BIBLE THUMPERS HERE IN A LITTLE WHILE BUT OUR WILDCAT PRAYERS DONE BEEN ANSWERED EARLIER WHEN NOBODY MINNERSOTA PUT ON A THREE-POINT CLINIC TO BREAK THEM CARDINAL HEARTS! PITINO’S BOMBINOS IS BACK AND THEY IS MAKING SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, BOURBON FOR BREAKFAST U OF SMELL CARDINAL FANS PACK IT IN ON DAY ONE! I LOOOVVVVVVEEEEE IT! (laffs)
Time to send in the Murray brothers – they don’t experience stage fright pic.twitter.com/rw7xCuu1Hl
— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) March 21, 2019
THE PEOPLE OF I-OWE-ER SURE AIN’T SAD TO SEE Y’ALL LEAVE! THEY DON’T WANT YOUR LOSERVILLE METH LABS AND HANDGUNS ALL OVER THEIR BEAUTIFUL STATE. SO TAKE YOUR RAP MUSIC, GOLD CHAIN, MISSPELLED TATTOO, SCUMBAGGY LOSERVILLE THUG FANS AND HIT THE HIGHWAY. I HOPE THE F.B.I. SETS UP A ROADBLOCK TO SCOOP UP HALF THE THUGS ON THEIR MOST WANTED LIST! THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE LOSERVILLE FANS! AND TELL THE LOSERVILLE MAYOR THIS AIN’T NO TIME TO CUT BACK ON THE NUMBER OF COPS ON THE STREET. ANGRY CARDINAL FANS GONNA BE OUT THERE TORCHIN THE REST OF YOUR GHETTO CITY COME SUNDOWN! GO TO YOUR SAFE ROOM, LARRY! YOU KNOW, THE BASEMENT ALTAR WHERE YOU KEEP ALL YOUR POSTERS OF SLICK RICK AND YOU KISSIN UP ON BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, YOU BALD HAIRED NANCY BOY TRAITOR TURNCOAT!
AND DON’T START ACTING LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT MY KENTUCKY WILDCATS CUZ WE DON’T WANT YOU! (laffs) TRUE BLUE WILDCAT FANS ONLY! NO BANDWAGON JUMPERS LIKE YOU, YOU BUTTKISSIN CARDINAL FRAUD! ALL Y’ALL SAD CARDINAL FOOLS CAN START ACTIN LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW NOW. (laffs) AND AFTER U UH KAY WHOMPS ON ALBALENE CHRISTIAN TONIGHT, THEN WE GONNA START CHEERIN FOR ROBERT MORRIS TO KNOCK YOUR GIRLS OUT TOMORROW SO THAT THE CITY OF LOSERVILLE GOT NOTHIN! BUCEPT Y’ALL LOSERVILLE PEOPLE GIT TO SPEND NEXT WEEK CLEANING UP TRASH AFTER ALL THE LEGIT NC2A FANS COMIN TO TOWN WITH TEAMS THAT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO WIN! (laffs) BYE BYE LOSERVILLE! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!