Enjoy this 1949 guide to getting a date. Janice is hot. Apparently she is superior and acts bored.

Try Betty. No wait, she’s not fun.

Whatever you do, never attempt to begin a romantic relationship with a woman dressed as an Arby’s sandwich turned sideways! She’s got a NAAAAAAAAAAAASTY streak!

And now, here is a 1949 dating joke.

A father has three daughters and they all have dates on Saturday night. Just before 7 p.m. there’s a knock at the door.

“Hi, I’m Freddy. I’m here for Betty. We’re going to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?”

The father welcomes Freddy into the foyer. Then there’s another knock at the door.

“Hi, I’m Joe. I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show. Is she ready to go?”

The father ushers Joe to the foyer. Now there’s a third knock at the door.

“Hi, I’m Chuck.”

[BANG] The father shot Chuck dead.