THE BEASMAN Louisville beats duke
SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH ABOUT EVERBODY LOVES SEEIN’ LOSERVILLE BEATIN’ DUKE. I’M PART OF EVERBODY AND I DON’T LIKE IT ONE BIT, DADGUMMIT! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! IF BOTH TEAM BUSSES FOR DUKE AND LOSERVILLE WENT OVER A CLIFF, KENTUCKY FANS WOULD REJOICE BY BURNIN’ COUCHES! Ls DOWN AND DUKIES DOWN!

Y’ALL BOTH DEVILS WHO OUGHTA BE BURNT AT THE STAKE LIKE MY GRANNY’S COUCH! THE ONLY TIME ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES CELLER-MABRATE IS WHEN OUR SAINTLY KENTUCKY WILDCATS BEAT DUKE! TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS GIT SICK TO THEIR STOMACHS WHENEVER LOSERVILLE GITS GOOD NEWS. U UH KAY FANS ONLY CARE ABOUT U UH KAY! GO CATS! GO BLUE! COME SEE ABOUT IT!

Highlights from the Cards 79-73 victory at Duke.#GoCards pic.twitter.com/VhqbIzuSyE

— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) January 19, 2020

I KNOW YOUR LITTLE BALD HEAD IS ALL SWOLE UP CUZ U OF SMELL JUMPED KENTUCKY IN THE PO. THAT’S ONLY CUZ THEM ROTTEN CARDINALS WON THREE ROAD GAMES IN A ROW AND ONE OF ‘EM WAS DUKE. BIG WHOOPTY DO. COACH K SAID Y’ALL WAS BULLIES AND THUGS AND FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH THAT RAT FACED DUKE COACH.

SO GO AHEAD AND ACT LIKE Y’ALL IS GOODER THAN U UH KAY. WHO WON WHEN WE PLAYED EACH OTHER? YOU KNOW THE CATS DOMMERATED YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES, YOU CROSS-EYED, SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WHISKEY FOR BREAKFAST, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, G.E.D. FLUNKIN U OF SMELL BOOTLICKER. U UH KAY WHOOPED YOU GOOD, DADGUMMIT, SO SUCK ON THAT TIL WE GIT YOU AGAIN IN MARCH MADNESS! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs)

THE A.C.C. AIN’T AS TOUGH AS THE S.E.C. AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU BALD HAIRED, TWO-FACED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT WENT-TO-U-UH-KAY-BUT-CHEERS-FOR-U-OF-SMELL BENERDICK ARNOLD! YOU SUCK LARRY MINNER! THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS STILL GONNA WIN IT ALL CUZ WE IS THE BIG BLUE!

COACH CAL GOT THROWED OUTTA THAT ARKANSAS GAME CUZ HE KNOWED HIS WILDCATS WOULD RALLY TO WIN! PLUS, CAL SAYS THERE IS 4 MILLION COACHES IN KENTUCKY WHO CAN PICK UP THE SLACK WHEN HE’S GONE. (laffs)

After the win Kenny Payne talked about overcoming adversity, "Things aren't going to go your way in a game, just like life. How are you going to handle it? Who are you? What are you about?… to see these kid fight through and come out the way they did is really gratifying." pic.twitter.com/7sx1movBy7

— UK Sports Network (@UKSportsNetwork) January 19, 2020

KINNY PAYNE AIN’T NO REAL COACH, HE’S JUST A FIGGERHEAD LIKE PURDY HAIR ROBIC AND THAT OTHER ASS-SISTANT COACH WHAT’S HIS FACE. WHEN COACH CAL GITS THROWED OUT, ALL US BIG BLUE COACHES IN THE STANDS SHOUT OUT DI-RECTIONS TO OUR GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT PLAYERS.

WE HOLLER STUFF LIKE “SCORE MORE POINTS, DADGUMMIT!” AND WE HOLLER “GUARD SOMEBODY, YOU DOOFUS!” SO IT DON’T TAKE NO EINSTEIN TO FIGGER THAT OUT BUT US 4 MILLION EXTRA U UH KAY COACHES JUST WANNA HELP!

Plenty of adversity, more Big Blue Character on display in these highlights 😼🏀🎥#BBN #TGT pic.twitter.com/EhFgj7ObhG

— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) January 18, 2020

KINNY PAYNE AND THEM OTHER RUM DUMMIES MIGHT AS WELL EAT POPCORN AND LET US BIG BLUE FANS IN THE STANDS LEAD US TO VICTREE LIKE WE DONE IN ARKANSAS! (laffs) I LOVE IT! SO HAVE YOUR LITTLE MOMENT IN THE SUN THINKIN Y’ALL U OF SMELL CARDINALS IS GOODER THAN YOU IS! IT WILL JUST MAKE YOUR TEARS MORE DELICIOUS WHEN THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH AND SEND YOU HOME FROM MARCH MADNESS AGAIN! (laffs)

(if San Francisco wins vs Green Bay)
OH, AND I’M GLAD YOUR GREEN GAY BUTT PACKERS AIN’T GOIN TO NO SUPER BO SO WE DON’T GOTTA LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID LOUDMOUTH LARRY CHEESEHEAD BRAGGIN’ FOR TWO WEEKS! YOUR PACKERS IS LACKERS JUST LIKE YOUR LOSERVILLE FRAUDS. SO NOW YOU CAN GO TRAITOR TURNCOAT ON YOUR PACKERS BY CHEERING FOR YOUR SAN FRANCISSY-CO FARTY MINNERS! COME ON OUT OF THE CLOSET AND ADMIT THAT SAN FRANCISSY-CO IS WHO YOU REALLY IDEN-TER-FY WITH, YOU SPINELESS FRAUD! GO CATS! GO BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, WE ALREADY KNOW WHO GONNA WIN THE NEXT 10 SUPER BOWLS…THE TEAM THAT’S GOT LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR AS THEIR QUARTERBACK! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! COME SEE ABOUT IT! COME SEE ABOUT IT!

(if Green Bay wins vs San Francisco)
I’M GONNA THROW MY RADIO IN THE GARBAGE CUZ AIN’T NO WAY I CAN LISTEN TO YOU KEEP TAWKIN BOUT U OF SMELL BEATIN DUKE PLUS NONSTOP CHEESEHEAD GREEN GAY BUTT PACKERS SUPER BO HYPE. TOO MUCH LOUDMOUTH LARRY AND NOT ENOUGH GO BIG BLUE FOR ME! I’LL JUST LISSEN TO THE MATT JONES PODCAST OVER AND OVER AND OVER TIL MY EARS BLEED. LEAST THEY’LL BLEED KENTUCKY BLUE! GO CATS! GO BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, WE ALREADY KNOW WHO GONNA WIN THE NEXT 10 SUPER BOWLS…THE TEAM THAT’S GOT LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR AS THEIR QUARTERBACK! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! COME SEE ABOUT IT! COME SEE ABOUT IT!