At this year’s Kentucky State Fair, an LGBTQ supporter spoke with a dairy farmer attending the Kentucky Farm Bureau’s championship ham breakfast. Seems benign. KFB’s anti-gay marriage stance is out of step with the law, but this quirky exchange (at 3:25 on the video) quickly swerved to the price of haircuts.

Alrighty then. $600,000 was raised for charity in the ham auction. No heathen haircuts were administered. Our work is done!

We are only left to assume that the dairy farmer was referring to his own haircut and not the price of grooming a cow.