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The Beasman ain’t skeered when the kids forget to call their Old Kentucky Home

THE BEASMAN cats losing streak
GO CATS! GO BLUE! US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS AIN’T GIVE UP ON YOU YET! I MEAN, WE DONE LINED THE STREETS FOR FREE BASKETBAW PRACTICE TICKETS BUT THAT DON’T MEAN WE DON’T CARE ABOUT FOOTBAW. STOOPS TROOPS IS SECOND BANANA ONCE COACH CAL’S NEW TEAM STARTS PRACTICIN! GO BLUE! GO CATS! FARDY & OH! POOR OL LARRY MINNER! HIS TEAMS GOT CRUSHED THIS WEEKEND. THEM SAINT X HIGH SCHOOL BOYS DON’T BLONG ON THE SAME FIELD WITH THEM TRINITY MENS!

Trinity High School football celebrates another victory over St. Xavier (Sep 2019)

YOUR SAINT X BOYS IS DIVISION 2 AND TRINITY IS LIKE A S.E.C. COLLEGE TEAM, LARRY! Y’ALL CROSS-EYED SAINT X NERDS JUST NEED TO STOP PLAYIN TRINITY CUZ THEY HUMILLER-FYING YOUR LITTLE HAS BEEN TIGER FOOTBAW PROGRUM. (laffs) I LOVE IT WHEN SAINT X LOSES, AND YOUR LITTLE GREEN GAY BUTT PACKERS LOSTED THE OTHER NIGHT TO PHILLER-DELFER! (laffs)

LARRY CAINT GO TO NO LOSERVILLE LIVE STREET PARTY CUZ BALDY CHRIS MACK GITS ALL THE BALD GUY ATTENTION! LARRY IS A STRANGER IN HIS OWN TOWN. (laffs) POOR OL TRAITOR TURNCOAT LARRY MINNER! HE THINKS I’M GONNA CRY ABOUT STOOPS TROOPS BUT I AIN’T! WE ALL GOOD THIS WEEK CUZ KENTUCKY GOT A BYE AND SO STOOPS GONNA GIT EVERTHANG BACK ON TRACK SO WE CAN WIN THE 8 GAMES WE GOT LEFT!

YOU JUST WAIT, LARRY! CATS GONNA RUN THE TABLE! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! AND LARRY, I REALLY LOVE WATCHING SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBAW WHEN ALL THE GREAT PLAYERS MENTION THEIR SCHOOLS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME.

“HELLO, MURICA! THIS HERE IS DALLAS COWBOY RANDO COBB FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKEEEEEEE!” HOORAY! BIGTIME NFL STAR RANDO COBB MEMBERS THAT HE WENT TO KENTUCKY! “THIS HERE IS LARRY WARTFORD OF THE NARLINS SAINTS! I AM A KENTUCKY WILDCAT!” HOORAY! RANDO AND LARRY BOTH SAID HELLO TO U UH KAY ON N.B.C. TELLERVISION. OH WAIT, HERE COMES TEDDY BRIDGEWATER. LET’S HEAR HIS SHOUTOUT TO THE CARDINAL CRIMINALS! (laffs) THEN TEDDY COMES ON THE TV AND SAYS “HELLO! THIS HERE IS TEDDY BRIDGEWALKER! I WENT TO MIAMI SMALLTIME HIGH SCHOOL!” (laffs) I LOVE IT! HE DINT SAY LOSERVILLE CUZ HE DON’T WANT THE WHOLE COUNTRY TO KNOW HE USED TO BE A CARDINAL CONVICT! (laffs)

WHO COULD BLAME HIM? LAY-MAR JACKSON STILL AIN’T FIGGERED OUT THAT STAYIN CONNECTED TO LOSERVILLE HURTS HIS BRAND BUT TEDDY BRIDGEWALKER DONE DROPPED Y’ALL LIKE A BAD HABIT! (laffs) KENTUCKY WILDCAT PLAYERS ALWAYS PROUDLY SHOUTOUT TO BIG BLUE NATION BUT THE FEW CARDINALS WHO MAKE IT TO THE NFL JUST MENTION THEIR ELEMENTREE SCHOOLS INSTEAD OF SAYIN THEY WENT TO LOSERVILLE. DADGUMMIT, I HEAR TELL A DEGREE FROM LOSERVILLE AIN’T AS GOOD AS A JUNIOR G.E.D. (laffs)

YOUR CARDINAL BIRDS CAINT TEASE U UH KAY ABOUT NO LOSIN STREAK CUZ Y’ALL GOT SLAPPED AROUND BY NOBODY FLORIDA STATE AND HAS BEEN NOTRE DAME, A BUNCH OF DRUNK CATHLICKS!

NOW THEY SAY LOSERVILLE IS FAVORED BY FOUR POINTS OVER BOSTON COLLEGE. WHAT A JOKE! U OF SMELL AIN’T GONNA WHOOP NO BOSTON COLLEGE UNLESS TEDDY BRIDGEWALKER COMES BACK BUT HE DONE FORGOT Y’ALL EXIST! (laffs) I SEEN AT THE LOSERVILLE LIVE THAT DONNER-VAN MITCHELL COME BACK BUT THAT WAS ONLY CUZ SLICK RICK NEEDED A LOAN TO PAY HIS LAWYER BILL. (laffs) OH LARRY, THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEIRSELFS. (laffs)

HEY, SINCE SLICK RICK AIN’T GOT NO MONEY NO MORE, IS HE GONNA GO BACK TO STRIPPER PO DANCIN FOR WIDOWS AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME? THEM OL LADIES WILL TUCK-A-BUCK IN SLICK RICK’S JOCKSTRAP SO HE CAN AFFORD TO KEEP DYIN HIS HAIR AND GITTIN BOTOX! (laffs) YOU SUCK, LOSERVILLE, YOU BUNCH OF CROOKED TEETH, WHISKEY BREATH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP, STOLEN TELEPHONE, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, ILLITERATE, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, CLUELESS CARDINAL CONVICTS!

MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR PAROLE OFFICER YOU’S GOIN TO THE CARDINAL GAME ON SAIRDEE OTHERWISE HE’LL THINK YOU’S OUT SELLIN HEROIN VAPERS AGIN! (laffs) GO CATS! GO BLUE! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN! (laffs) THAT’S WHAT DOCTORS SAY ABOUT YOUR CARDINAL CONVICT LUNGS WHEN Y’ALL VAPE TO MUCH. BLUE GITS IN YOUR LUNGS! BLUE GITS IN YOUR LUNGS! (laffs) LET’S GO CATS! WE WANT BAMA!

terrymeiners
dad. husband. observer. media personality. pathological flyer.
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