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The Beasman can’t help but chuckle when U of Smell is feeling pain

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HEY LARRY MINNER, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE YOU CATHLICKS SO I WAS HALFWAY PULLING FOR YOUR U OF SMELL LADIES TEAM TO BEAT THE POPE’S SORORITY GIRLS LAST NIGHT. BUT I GOT OVER IT. (laffs) I JUST LOVE WATCHIN U OF SMELL TEAMS LOSE…I CAINT HELP MYSELF. EVER TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FAN LOVES TO SEE LOSERVILLE IN PAIN. SO I HOPE Y’ALL LOSE TO THE COMMUNISTS, THE DEVIL, AND EXPESH-LEE DUKE. US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS CHEER FOR THEM ROTTEN DOOKIES ONLY WHEN THEY IS PLAYIN THE SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, GRAFFITI PAINTIN, WELFARE STAMP, ILLITERATE, BRAINLESS, TOOTHLESS, SPINELESS, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK LOSERVILLE CARDINALS. (laffs) IT’S JUST FUN! (laffs) WE IS KENTUCKY! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

AND TOMORRY YOUR U OF SMELL BAD NEWS BEARS IS GONNA GIT STOMPED BY NARTH CARAMALINER! USUALLY US CAT FANS HATE THEM TURD HEELS BUT NOT THIS TIME. AWWWW T-U-R-D-S! TURDS! TURDS! TURDS! GO TURD HEELS! (laffs) BEAT THEM STOOPID U OF SMELL FRAUDS TO A PULP! U UH KAY DONE TOOK CARE OF BIDNIZZ AGAINST THEM NARTH CARAMALINER HAS BEENS BUT U OF SMELL GONNA GIT A BEATDOWN JUST LIKE THEY GOT FROM COACH CAL. (laffs)

photo: Lexington Herald Leader

IT’S TIME FOR Y’ALL TO GIVE UP, LARRY. FACE REALITY AND ADMIT THAT YOU IS PIRE-LESS OVER REAL BIGTIME PROGRUMS. Y’ALL IS LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES WHO OUGHT TO DROP DOWN TO N.A.I.A. OR A CHURCH LEAGUE. CHRIS BALDY MACK WOULD BE BETTER OFF STARTING 5 STORE MANNER-KINS INSTEAD OF THEM CRUMMY PLAYERS SLICK RICK LEFT HIM WITH.

THEY CAINT GUARD NOBODY…THEY LET SOME PITTSBURGH NOBODY FRESHMAN SCORE A HUNDERD POINTS THE OTHER NIGHT. (laffs) HEY, HERE’S A THOUGHT…AFTER A FRESHMAN SCORES FIDDY POINTS ON YOU, HOW BOUT YOU GUARD HIM! (laffs) OH BALDY MACK AIN’T NO THREAT TO TAKE COACH CAL’S JOB. US CAT FANS KNOW COACH CAL CAINT COACH IN THE GAME TOO GOOD BUT HE GITS THE BEST RECRUITS SO THEY KINDA COACH THEIRSELFS WHEN THEY’S OUT THERE RUNNIN FOR THE BIG BLUE. SO Y’ALL HAVE A NICE WEEKEND CRYIN YOUR CARDINAL TEARS INTO THE SNOW WHILE US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS GIT AROUND A COZY SAIRDEE NIGHT FIRE AND WATCH THE CATS DOMMERATE NOBODY VANDERSMELT! THEY’S JUST A BUNCH OF EGGHEADS TRYIN TO RUN WITH COACH CAL’S CAST OF NBA STARS WHO COULDN’T FIND A CLASSROOM WITH A G.P.S. (laffs) JUST TRUTH TELLIN, LARRY.

OH, TELL YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK HE BETTER LEARN HIM SOME GREEK TAWKIN CUZ AIN’T NO U.C.L.A. OR ANY OTHER REAL AMERICAN SCHOOL CRAZY ENOUGH TO HIRE A STRIPPER PIMP LIKE HIM. (laffs) POOR OL SLICK. I ALWAYS TODE YOU HE WAS A GREASE-BAW AND IT TURNT OUT TO BE TRUE WHEN HE HAD TO DRAG HISSELF TO GREECE TO MAKE A LIVIN. (laffs) ONCE THEY CATCH HIM CHEATIN THERE AND FIRE HIM, WHAT’S HE GONNA DO NEXT? HEY I KNOW, HE SLICK RICK CAN GO WORK FOR THE CHEATIN AMAZON GUY AND HELP HIM WRITE HIS SEXY TEXTS TO HIS MARRIED GIRLFRIEND HE’S CHEATIN WITH. (laffs) SLICK RICK WOULD BE GREAT AT AMAZON CUZ HE KNOWS HOW TO DEE-LIVER THAT PACKAGE IN 15 SECONDS! (laffs) AW LARRY, THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEIRSELFS! (laffs) AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! THIRTY SEVEN AND THREE! THIRTY SEVEN AND THREE! THIRTY SEVEN AND THREE!

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