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Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin used some twisted logic to describe his concern for the state’s schoolchildren last week. Surely you’ve seen the video that made national news.

Bevin was undoubtedly upset that overrides of his vetoes of multiple bills had produced new legislation that he did not like. But to swerve from teacher protests leaving school kids vulnerable to sexual assault, drug use, and inadvertent poisoning sounded cray-cray.

48 hours after the governor’s rant roiled Kentucky and made national news, along came this half-hearted “you must have misunderstood my words” apology. We all know that genuine apologies don’t contain conditions.

A real apology is “I was wrong. I apologize. I am sorry.” Any other words dilute the sincerity of an apology.

Now that the tremors are subsiding, Bevin detractors are recalling a 2014 apology from him stemming from cockfighting comments he made on my radio show.

Don’t be a chicken. Always apologize in the most basic terms.

I am sorry. I apologize.

Oh, and thanks for the shoutout, Jeff Hoover. Am I supposed to send you a picture of my thong?

Gov. Matt Bevin on KEA: “They’re frauds…they just want mayhem”

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Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin jumped on the radio with me last night for his monthly interview. It became explosive pretty fast.

Gov. Matt Bevin at WHAS Radio studios with Terry Meiners (2016)

With a midnight deadline looming, Bevin announced that he had just signed the pension reform bill to stop its financial freefall. Kentucky teachers have been protesting the bill for changes affecting new hires.

Bevin said that the Kentucky Education Association (KEA) leadership had been against it but in recent days had been touting it. Bevin taunted the KEA as “frauds” who don’t have a real sense of what’s best for teachers.

(transcripts via Courier Journal)

Gov Matt Bevin on WHAS -Terry Meiners radio show, April 10, 2018

Bevin claims the KEA “just wants mayhem”

Gov Matt Bevin on WHAS – Terry Meiners show, April 10, 2018

Replies from the KEA, the Democrat Party, attorney general Andy Beshear, and teachers have been harsh. The AG says he’ll wake up with the roosters to STOP THIS!

The KEA is urging teachers who can take a “personal day” this Friday to join a pension bill protest rally in Frankfort.

Chris Mack shudders at being compared to Terry Meiners – wouldn’t anyone?

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Well…this is character building. New Louisville basketball coach Chris Mack has already declared that he is way better looking than I. Ouch.

WHAS-11 sports anchor Kent Spencer just sat down with Coach Mack on a variety of topics but it eventually got around to the Mack & Meiners comparison.

He’s right, you know.

Here’s part 2 of Kent Spencer’s interview with Chris Mack…

and part three. Thanks to Kent Spencer for the videos.

Brothers from different mothers.

Beatniks, hippies, grungers, and snowflakes: teenagers make great progressive shock troops

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March for our Lives, spring 2018

Through WWII, American citizens’ commitment to God and country was nearly universal. On December 8, 1941, the day after the attack on Pearl Harbor, military recruiting stations were swarming with able bodied young men ready to fight to defend America.

Imagine anything of the sort happening today. Crickets. Students are taught to think globally instead of domestically.

In spite of widespread sublimation of women around the world, plus torture, rape, and murder of women, children, and gay people in foreign nations, today’s American youth embrace global diversity.

In time they hope to change their minds just so long as they’re not accused of being racists meddling into tribal customs.

Shabaab in Somalia

For the past 70 years, American teenagers have mobilized at times to push back against their parents’ generation on any number of political and social issues.

The recent March for our Lives demonstrations to demand gun reform won’t change much. Law abiding citizens won’t give up their weapons in Louisville where mass shootings (Cole’s Place, Tim Faulkner Gallery), drive-bys, dead-guy-of-the-day news reports, assassinations of police officers, and road rage shootings hardly make news beyond a few days.

But God bless today’s kids for thinking, or rather feeling that they will redirect this violent culture driven by drug dealers and gang bangers vs. law enforcement. The rest of us are caught in the crossfire. But we’re not idiots. We are going to protect ourselves not from tyranny but from our crazy ass neighbors.

Some say that American youth upheaval since the 1950s has been driven mostly by narcissistic emotions. Prior generations pushed the culture forward with structurally sound conformity.

The truth is, they’re both right for their time periods. The larger question: Has logic left the arena of ideas that now stews in personal feelings?

Private gun ownership creates a chasm that divides American culture unlike any other.

That cartoon is hysterically funny, but it is important to note that 99.999999% of gun owners are not glib sociopaths. Effective comedy requires extreme exaggeration and this liberal cartoon nails it.

Author, professor, and journalism fellow Bruce Thornton examines it through a conservative lens.

Will law abiding citizens surrender their weapons while thugs and psychopaths roll on with their arsenals? Teenager, please.

The worst news for today’s snowflakes is that their ideology will sink them into deeper states of dependency. It happened to beatniks, hippies, hipsters, grungers, and all the other cool-for-the-moment people who aged out and had to stumble into menial jobs with very little room for advancement.

Just as happened in previous generations, the emotional, ranting malcontents missed the years of building a solid career path. Many of their more focused peers go off to study law, finance, medicine, engineering, and IT. These people will own their generation, the proverbial one-half-of-one-percent who will rule the nation.

But for now, that curse word filled sign looks cool alongside your multiple neck tattoos. Choices matter. You’ll see once the cloud of emotion settles into the stark reality of living in a world of achievement diversity.

Cats lose. Beasman wants Coach Cal fired and that rotten Sister Jean excommunicated

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THE BEASMAN cats lose
(cry) I WOULDN’T A-SHOOK THEIR HANDS, NEITHER. BUNCH OF STREET THUG, SCRAPPING, LYIN, CHEATING, BRASS KNUCKLE, CAT O NINE TAILS, BASEBAW BAT SWINGING, PUNK, HIPPIE, SNOWFLAKE, M.M.A., FACE KICKIN, NOBODY, KANSAS WHEAT FIELD TRASH.

(cry) I AIN’T SLEPT A DADGUM WINK, LARRY MINNER. THIS CAINT BE REAL. (cry)

WE IS THE CATS! AIN’T NOBODY POSED TO PUSH US AROUND AND DO ALL THAT BALL SLAPPIN, REACH-IN, SHAWNEE PARK DIRT BOWL, RUMBLIN’, GUN TOTIN, DRIVE-BY SHOOTIN, NECK TATTOO, 8-ON-5, GANG BANG, BRAWLER BALLIN AGAINST THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY IS, SOME PRISON PLAYGROUND TEAM?

(cry) THEM REFFERMARIES WAS LETTIN THEM KANSAS STATE THUGS CLAW AWAY AT OUR HANDSOME, GOD-FEARIN, MAMA-LOVIN, PURDY, GRACEFUL, HIGH-STEPPIN, SMOOTH SAILIN, WORLD CLASS KENTUCKY WILDCATS!

I KNOW THEY CALLED 30 FOULS ON THEM BUT THEY SHOULDA CALLED A HUNDERD THIRTY FOULS ON ‘EM…IN THE FIRST HALF! (cry) AND NOW IT’S ALL OVER. I BET CBS IS GONNA CANCEL THE REST OF THE TOURNEYMINT CUZ AIN’T NOBODY GONNA WATCH WITHOUT NO KENTUCKY WILDCATS PLAYIN IN IT. MARCH MADNESS IS NOW LESS POP-A-LAR THAN WATCHING PING PONG ON EXPN AT 3 O’CLOCK IN THE MARNIN. RATINGS GO IN THE TARLIT.

CAT FANS IS ALL DRIVIN HOME FROM CATLANTA ON FLOODED HIGHWAYS FILLED WITH TEARS OF CAT FANS ROLLIN OUT OF THE PICKUP TRUCKS AND RUSTY R.V.s. (cry) WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN A WORLD LIKE ISS? COACH CAL IS A FAILURE AGAIN.

HE GITS THE #1 RECRUITIN CLASS YEAR AFTER YEAR AND ALL WE DO IS FIZZLE OUT COME MARCH MADNESS! COACH CAL SHOULDA HAD 9 CHAMPERCHIPS BY NOW, BUT ALL HE GOT IS A MEASLY ONE AND THE F.B.I. IS MAKIN THAT ONE LOOK SHAKY. (cry)

I GUESS COACH CAL IS THE LINDSEY VONN OF COACHES. HE LOOKS GOOD COMIN OUT THERE BUT THEN HE WINDS UP SNAPPIN HIS LEG LIKE A PRETZEL ONCE THE GAME GITS STARTED. HE DON’T KNOW HOW TO COACH! THAT MUST BE WHY HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – TO ASK GOD TO TEACH HIM HOW TO COACH.

Sister Jean Dolores-Schmidt celebrates (Photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images)

AND NOW YOU KNOW GOD IS GONNA SEE TO IT THAT SMART ALECK OLD NUN IS GONNA WIN IT ALL. I SEEN HER ON THERE GRINNIN ALL NIGHT WHILE U UH KAY WAS LOSIN. HER ONLY JOB IS TO PRAY ALL DAY SO NATURALLY GOD GONNA BUTTER HER BISCUIT MORE THAN COACH CAL. THEY TELL ME HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY BUT I HEARD HE SLEEPS THROUGH MOST OF IT. WELL NOW ALL US CAT FANS AIN’T GONNA SLEEP NO MORE TIL NEXT SEASON GITS HERE AND WE GIT TRICKED BY COACH CAL’S FOOL’S GOLD ONE MORE TIME. (cry) I KNOWED IT WAS A BAD SIGN WHEN RICHIE FARMER GOT ARRESTED ON U UH KAY’S GAME DAY.

THEN ASHLEY JUGGS SHOWED UP AND BROUGHT HER BAD MOJO. SHE AIN’T HAD A HIT MOVIE SINCE THAT SHARK ATE HER RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF “JAWS.” WE GOT TO CHANGE IT ALL UP, CAT FANS. LET’S GIT RID OF COACH CAL, HIRE KINNY SKY WALKER, GIT RID OF THEM DUMB CHECKERBOARD UNI-FARMS, AND WHEN THESE SHOE COMPANIES GIVE OUR PLAYERS’ FAMILIES A HUNDERD THOUSAND, MAKE ‘EM SIGN A CONTRACT TO PLAY AT LEAST THREE YEARS FOR THE CATS….AT A HUNDERD THOUSAND A YEAR, OF COURSE! (cry)

AND DADGUMMIT, DON’T TAKE NO TIME OFF. GIT OUT THERE AND TAKE A HUNDERD THOUSAND PRACTICE FREE THROWS, YOU BUNCH OF NITWITS! (cry)

Cards get their jaws jacked in the NIT, the Beasman suggest a Toys R Us strategy to go out of business

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THE BEASMAN cards pounded by miss state
(laffs) I BEEN A-LAUGHIN ALL LAST NIGHT AND TODAY WATCHING U OF SMELL’S DUMPSTER FIRE TURN INTO A INFERNO! GOVERNOR BLEVINS NEEDS TO DEE-CLARE THE U OF SMELL ATHLETICS DEE-PARTMENT A DISASTER AREA. IN CASE YOU DINT GIT THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER OFF THE TRUCK THAT SMASHED YOUR N.I.T. DREAMS, IT SAID “MISTERSIPPI STATE.” (laffs)

photo of David Padgett by Gov. Matt Bevin

LOOK OUT, CARDINAL BIRDS…HERE COMES ANOTHER SLAM DUNK DOWN ON YOUR POINTY CHEATIN HEADS! LARRY, THE S.E.C. JACKS LITTLE BROTHER’S JAW AND EVERTHANG IS HAP-HA-HAPPY IN BIG BLUE NATION! HOW YOU DOIN, LARRY? I’M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT KILLIN YOURSELF. I FIGGERED LOTS OF CARDINAL CRYBABY FANS WOULD JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE AFTER THAT N.I.T. DISASTER LAST NIGHT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK Y’ALL ALL WANNA HANG AROUND TO CHEER AGAINST U UH KAY.

(laffs) AIN’T GONNA DO YOU NO GOOD! THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GONNA WIN IT ALL AND THEN SHOVE THAT TROPHY UP IN YOUR UGLY, SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL FACES. Y’ALL TAKE DOWN A BANNER AND U UH KAY PUTS UP A NEW ONE! I LOVE IT! SERIOUS BIDNIZ, LARRY. DO Y’ALL PINHEAD CARDINAL FANS FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT THE S.E.C. IS WHERE ALL THE GREAT TEAMS PLAY? THE A.C.C. AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A BUNCH OF SWISHY BOY WILDCAT WANNABES.

LARRY, IT’S FINALLY TIME FOR U OF SMELL TO TAKE A HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR…THAT IS…IF THE MIRROR AIN’T FILLED WITH COCAINE, AND SAY TO YOURSELF “IS IT TIME TO GIVE UP BASKETBAW FOR GOOD?” I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. THE F.B.I. DONE EXPOSED YOU AS SHOE PIMP CHEATERS. THE NC2A DONE EXPOSED YOUR STRIPPER POLE AND GRANDMA PROSTERTUTES. AND SLICK RICK DONE HAD SEX ON A RESTRUNT TABLE.

LARRY, U OF SMELL BASKETBAW IS LIKE TOYS R US. IT’S TIME TO JUST CLOSE IT UP AND GO OUTTA BIDNIZ FOREVER. Y’ALL TRIED. Y’ALL CHEATED…BUT YOU TRIED. AND NOW IT’S OVER.

YOU DON’T GOTTA GO PAY THAT BALD GUY IN CINCINNAPLISS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO MOVE DOWN HERE AND SAVE YOU. U OF SMELL IS BROKE ANYWAY. SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE, THE MONEY, AND THE SHAME AND JUST DO LIKE TOYS R US… SHUT IT ALL DOWN FOR GOOD. YOU GOT NO RECRUITS FOR NEXT YEAR. YOUR PROGRUM IS THE BUTT OF JOKES. SLICK RICK AND TOMMY TURTLENECK BURNT IT DOWN TO THE GROUND SO THE DECENT THING FOR Y’ALL TO DO IS BURY IT AND JUST LET THE WHOLE STATE CHEER FOR KENTUCKY. COME ON…SAY IT WITH ME. AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

LET BIG BLUE NATION PAINT YOUR CHICKEN BUCKET SO THAT A NICE N.B.A. TEAM FILLED WITH FORMER WILDCATS CAN COME IN HERE AND SHOW Y’ALL WHAT REAL BASKETBAW LOOKS LIKE. (laffs) AND YOU NEED TO REE-TIRE AND LET MATT JONES HAVE YOUR RADIO SHOW SO US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS CAN GIT ON ALL DAY AND TAWK ABOUT COACH CAL AND HOW HE DON’T CHEAT AND HOW ALL THESE SUPERSTARS COME TO U UH KAY WITHOUT NO SHOE MONEY CUZ THEY JUST LOVE THE CATS. WELL, EXCEPT FOR BAM. HE GOT $48,000 BUT COACH CAL DINT KNOW ABOUT IT. AND NERLENS NOEL ONLY GOT $4,400. THAT’S LUNCH MONEY FOR A N.B.A. STAR LIKE HIM. AND KEVIN KNOX JUST GOT A SAMWICH AND A YOOHOO DRINK. EVERBODY ELSE LIKE JOHN WALL, BOOGIE, ANTHONY DAVIS, KARL ANTHONY TOWNS, AND JULIUS RANDLE…THEY ALL COME HERE FOR FREE CUZ THEY LOVE THE BIG BLUE.

COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – HE WENT TO CHURCH TWICE THIS MARNIN TO THANK THE LARD FOR MAKIN LOSERVILLE DIE A PAINFUL DEATH. COACH CAL TODE GOD TO SMITE U OF SMELL FOR BEIN SINNERS AND GOD DONE WHAT COACH CAL SAID. AND SO COACH CAL GONNA GO TO MASS AGAIN TONIGHT TO TELL GOD TO MAKE SURE THAT CRANKY OLD NUN SISTER JEAN GOTTA LOSE ON THURSDEE. IF U UH KAY AND THAT NUN BOTH ADVANCE TO SAIRDEE, COACH CAL DON’T WANT THAT ROTTEN NUN TO PULL RANK AND GIT GOD TO FIX THE GAME FOR HER.

SO CAT FANS…SET BACK, RELAX, AND BE SURE TO MAWK ALL THEM U OF SMELL SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE QUEEN, FOULMOUTH, MOUTHBREATHER, DRIVE BY SHOOTIN, SPINELESS, TOOTHLESS, CROSS-EYED, G.E.D. FLUNKIN, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, GODLESS, BRAINLESS, BEER BREATH CARDINAL CONVICT FANS. TELL ‘EM BLUE GITS IN AND RED IS DEAD. BLUE GITS IN AND RED IS DEAD. BLUE GITS IN AND RED IS DEAD! GO CATS! GO BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

Meet Amy McGrath, a former Marine fighter pilot now running for congress in Kentucky-6

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Amy McGrath and Terry Meiners, March 19, 2018

Former Marine Lt. Colonel Amy McGrath is an outsider in the Democratic primary race for Kentucky’s 6th congressional district. The Democrats have all but ignored her, opting instead to back Lexington Mayor Jim Gray.

The primary winner will run against incumbent Republican Andy Barr this November.

Amy McGrath popped by my radio studio today to talk about her vision for the sixth district, the Second Amendment, arming school teachers, government funding for health care, Governor Matt Bevin’s Medicaid waiver, violence, and her military service.

Amy’s web site: amymcgrathforcongress.com

Amy McGrath likens Donald Trump to the central figure in “The Emperor’s New Clothes”

Beasman: classy Cats move to Sweet 16, Chris Mack heading to Louisville

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THE BEASMAN cats head to sweet 16 radio sketch March 19, 2018
BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN AND RUNS OVER CRANKY OLD NUNS IF WE HAVE TO! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) HEY LAREEEEEE! LARRY MINNER! START GITTIN YOUR CLUNKER GHETTO CARS OFF THE STREETS CUZ WE GONNA HAVE A U UH KAY VICTORY PARADE IN TWO WEEKS CUZ BIG BLUE BOUT TO WIN IT ALL! PAINT YOUR DOG BLUE AND HEAD SOUTH…KENTUCKY IS HEADED TO THE SWEET 16 IN THE BIG DANCE TO BEAT LITTLE BROTHER KANSAS NOBODY STATE. AND THEN COACH CAL GOTTA GO AGAINST HIS CATHLICK HERITAGE AND WHOOP UP ON THAT HOMELY NUN SISTER JEAN AND HER CATHLICK FISHBREATH THUG LOYOLA NOBODIES. THEN U UH KAY IS BACK IN THE FINAL FOUR. AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! IT’S MELTDOWN MADNESS!

THE SO-CALLED TOUGH GUYS IN OUR BRACKET DONE WENT DOWN IN FLAMES! BYE, BYE VIRGINNY! SO LONG, ARIZONER! TENNE-SEE YOU LATER! NO BLISS IN CINCINNAPLISS! UK’s ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR IS FILLED WITH WILDCAT WANNABE NOBODIES! KANSAS STATE IS A BUNCH OF SWISHY BOYS WHO CAINT HANG WITH THE CATS. THEY HAD A HARD ENOUGH TIME BEATIN’ EM U.M.B.C. RETRIEVER MIDGETS. BUT MIDNIGHT STRUCK FOR CINDERELLA. BYE, BYE MIDGETS FROM GHETTO BALTIMORE!

THE COAST IS CLEAR FOR U UH KAY TO WIN IT ALL WITH SHAY, DILLO, KNOX, AND WENYAN FUNYON. AND LISTEN AT THE THIS: U UH KAY WON TITLES BUZACTLY 20 YEARS APART. 19&58, 19&78, 19&98, AND RIGHT NOW 2018 IS TWUNNY YEARS LATER! IT’S HAPPENIN, LARRY! NOTICE HOW I SKIPPED OVER SLICK RICK’S CHAMPERCHIP IN 96? EVEN CAT FANS WANNA TAKE DOWN THAT SKEEZY BANNER! CATS IS CLEAN CUT, NOT NO RESTRUNT SEX SCUMBAGS LIKE U OF SMELL! BIG BLUE NATION IS SPENDIN’ ALL WEEK IN CATLANTA, WHERE ALL WE DO IS WIN! WIN! WIN! (laffs)

AND ALL YOU CARDINAL THUGS CAN DO IS SET BACK AND PRETEND LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT THE N.I.T. (laffs) WAY TO GO U OF SMELL! IN THE TOURNEYMINT OF LOSERS, Y’ALL ADVANCED TO BE EVEN BIGGER LOSERS WHEN A S.E.C. TEAM JACKS YOUR JAW! (laffs) AND IF Y’ALL CHEAT AND WIN THAT ONE, Y’ALL CAN TAKE YOUR CARDINAL SLEAZY STRIPPER POLE UP TO NEW YARK CITY FOR SLEAZY HUMILERATION! (laffs) HOW DID U UH KAY DO SO GOOD WHEN ALL OF US SAID THEY SUCKED A MONTH AGO? COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – HE PRAYED TO GOD AND SAID “GOD? PLEASE SMITE THE HATEFUL NC2A FOR GIVIN THE CATS A KILLER BRACKET. THE NC2A IS ALWAYS OUT TO GIT U UH KAY.” AND GOD LISTENED CUZ HE SMITED ALL THE GOOD TEAMS BEFORE U UH KAY HAD TO PLAY ‘EM! (laffs)

NOW I’M WORRIED GOD IS GONNA LET THAT OLD NUN WIN SO I HOPE COACH CAL IS PUTTIN EXTRA BRIBE MONEY IN THE CATHLICK COLLECTION PLATE. SISTER JEAN LOOKS LIKE SISTER MEAN TO ME! SHE’S PROBLEE RAPPIN A RULER ON SOME 8-YEAR-OLD’S FINGERS RIGHT NOW. COME ON, GOD! DON’T FIX NO GAMES FOR THAT OLD LADY NUN AND HER LOYOLA CHICAGO GANGSTER THUGS. YOU CAINT LET THEM CRIMINALS WIN. CHICAGO IS A CITY FOR LOSERS LIKE THE BEARS, THE WHITE SOX, AND AL CAPONE. KENTUCKY IS GOD’S COUNTRY WITH FAST HARSES, PURDY LADIES, AND THE BEST ONE-AND-DONE BASKETBAW FACTORY IN AMERICA. HEY LARRY, WAS YOU AND SLICK RICK WATCHIN THE GAMES UP ON BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? I BETCHA YOU WAS PUTTIN SHOE POLISH ON HIS BALD SPOT AND TELLIN SLICK THAT HE WOULDA TOOK U OF SMELL ALL THE WAY.

DID YOU SEE XAVIER LOSE? THAT’S YOUR NEW COACH! HE’S A PROVEN LOSER, TOO. PERFECT FOR U OF SMELL! YOU BETTER BUY LOTS MORE SHOE POLISH LARRY CUZ THAT GUY CHRIS MACK IS BALDER THAN YOU! U OF SMELL SUPPOSE-UBLY ALREADY SIGNED THAT CHRIS MACK GUY TO REPLACE BOY PADGETT. COACH CAL CAINT WAIT TO MAKE HIM HIS NEXT LOSERVILLE BEE-OTCH. NOW LARRY, I DON’T WANNA KEEP YOU ON THE PHONE TOO LONG. I WOULDN’T WANT YOU TO MISS A N.I.T. GAME OR ANOTHER F.B.I. PRESS CONFRENCE WHERE Y’ALL IS GITTING IN MORE TROUBLE. (laffs) IF YOU NEED ME, I’LL BE WITH BIG BLUE NATION HAVING MARCH MADNESS PARTIES AND CRUSHIN FOOLS WHO THINK THEY CAN RUN WITH US. TO ALL YOU U OF SMELLERS OUT THERE…ENJOY THE N.I.T. NEXT YEAR CHRIS MACK AIN’T GOT NO RECRUITS SO EVEN THE N.I.T. GONNA REPLACE YOU WITH THAT TEAM OF LUCKY BALTIMORE MIDGETS. AT LEAST THEY DON’T COMMIT FELONIES! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN!

Take Your Punk to Court Day

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WDRB 41 Louisville News

Meet Austin Boone. The 20-year-old appeared in court for speeding and possession of drug paraphernalia. His attorney negotiated a plea agreement that Austin couldn’t remember. Judge Stephanie Pearce Burke helped him figure out what would work best for him.

Then the judge asked Austin to pull up his sagging pants. He wouldn’t comply. In fact, he removed his pants. Now Austin is in jail for seven days.

If Austin’s parents aren’t mortified, then they ought to be in jail for seven days, too.