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DJ WOKE WOKE – the political analysis chapter, if it feels OK for you

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Some provocative – but weak – commentary in this morning’s Old Grey Lady. The author makes great points about the marginalization of Democrat presidential candidates who try to OUT WOKE each other, the tiresome public posturing of personal purity.

The opinion writer sees WOKE validity albeit not as the lead horse for Democrat candidates.

My feeling is that WOKE is little more than LOOK AT ME…I’M PURE HEARTED. Even if the core intention is good, the act of damning others who don’t fully embrace the WOKE person’s cause celebre is a lack of understanding true diversity.

The inference is “I am a better person than you” but who is to say what is better? Diversity acceptance allows for others to see life through their own complex web of experiences.

WOKE seems more like bias against those who refuse to be thought-cloned. WOKE is an insecure, insincere desperation — a cry for attention. Sanctimonious finger wagging is never a turn on.

The internet WOKE MOB does have some validity. The world does contain racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia, none of which can be eradicated by en masse vulgar, threatening confrontation.

If the outcome of Internet WOKE MOB attacks leads to Cancel Culture, the complete destruction of someone’s life and business interests because through social media bullying, no hearts are changed.

The past decade’s Great Awokening spawned #BlackLivesMatter and a hundred more tribal hashtags hoping to uplift a self-proclaimed victim group. Tribal identity politics divides society into smaller cells all competing for center stage. Too many competing voices makes for an unreadable cacophony of sound. Lots of noise with no singular focus.

The Fund For the Arts raises money and awareness for ALL arts organizations that could not generate the same return by going it alone. Societal improvement needs to be packaged under a unified message in order to make significant progress.

Zealotry is another impediment to progress. #MeToo is a necessary cleansing that then went too far. Some people were pilloried for visual assault — simply looking at someone who then interprets it as lecherous behavior.

Overcorrection disconnection. Sanity and due process are also important components of human interaction.

The WOKE reference is now mostly a joke. The expression is a derivative from a Buddhist term for “awakeness” which, per usual, was morphed into twisted English syntax. Its original good intention has become a clownish expression for any person (he/she/they/x 🤣) pushing identity politics.

Their fervor is everyone else’s irritation. These are just a few of the commenters on the NY Times opinion piece on WOKENESS.

The queen of the WOKE brigade is New York congresswoman (she/her/they/x 🤣) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She so WOKE. Liberals scream “Trump bullies people on social media” but when AOC claps back at someone, she just WOKE!

That AOC brand of condescending snark is problematic, too. Smartassedness, the momentary buzz of enjoying one’s own wit, does nothing to further communication. Snark says, “I am smarter than you so your thoughts are not even considered.” That strategy is dead on arrival in the Big Tent of inclusivity.

Charm > Snark

Finally, here are DJ WOKE WOKE’s hot hits that can never be played again because…THEY AIN’T WOKE, YO!

Who would ever want to here a gender based lie like “The purpose of a man is to love a woman, and the purpose of a woman is to love a man.” ÂŻ\_(ツ)_/ÂŻ Why believe in the scientific proof of X and Y chromosomes determining gender when WOKE people scream that there are HUNDREDS of genders?

She blinded him with science! Don’t make me illustrate that X and Y chromosomes research again! Saluting her scientific skills is strong feminism but then the singer tells her that she is beautiful. This negates all prior observation of her braininess. Stick to science, you objectifying misogynists!

Dude looks like a lady! What’s so wrong with that, Mr. Tyler the predator! Do you hate this song? #MeToo

John Schnatter sues marketing company for leaking his N-word tape, wife files for divorce

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In a recent interview, ousted pizza executive “Papa” John Schnatter complained about the current Papa John’s management. Schnatter claims that his replacements provide poor leadership and are making lower quality Papa John’s pizzas.

It is Schnatter’s belief that Papa John’s executives deviously plotted to steal the company from him “using the black community” and “race” issues.

Schnatter promised a “day of reckoning” and pushed aside WDRB reporter Stephan Johnson’s request for more info. Schnatter laughed and said “Stay tuned.”

A rather tepid day of reckoning just passed. Schnatter sued the marketing company that leaked audio of him saying the N-word, the final mistake in a series of damaging public statements that collectively crushed his career and quality of life.

Schnatter is suing for breach of contract, tortious interference with prospective economic advantage, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and several other claims against Laundry Service ad agency and its parent company.

On the same day John Schnatter sued the marketing company, Schnatter’s wife Annette filed for divorce in Oldham County, Kentucky. The couple’s home is in Jefferson County but many wealthy Louisville area divorces land in the next county with the hope of dodging media attention. Documents seem to indicate that the couple’s $500 million in estimated assets are already likely divided.

M. Annette Cox (Schnatter) tells me that she is doing well and is surrounded with supportive family and friends. The Schnatters have two grown children, one of whom survived premature birth and cerebral palsy challenges.

The legal papers cite April 1, 2019 as their date of separation. Annette built a new home in Prospect, Kentucky. Their marital home in Anchorage is one of the largest and most expensive homes in the metro area.

“Papa” John (he still wears custom stenciled shirts bearing that name) is not responding to inquiries about either lawsuit. His legal team is also mum about suing the ad agency that shuttled audio of a training session to Forbes.com.

Annette and John Schnatter have been exceedingly generous to the Louisville community and surrounding metro philanthropic pursuits. In a 2013 Courier-Journal profile of John Schnatter, gifts large and small are spotlighted.

Reporter Andy Wolfson included this recollection of mine about an unexpected gesture of kindness to strangers struggling with a sick child and low finances.

The Courier Journal profile also spotlights multiple previously undisclosed financial settlements with women, including graphic details about John Schnatter’s actions with a then-29 year old woman who worked in local media.

Schnatter has had run-ins with many Papa John’s executives, many of whom were reluctant to talk in 2013 but are chirping now that their former boss is in a personal and professional freefall.

A few weeks ago, Schnatter purportedly wrote a scathing piece in the New York Post slamming his former company and its directors. Schnatter (likely dictating to a professional writer) claims that his N-word controversy should have been treated with the same understanding given to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo who also said the N-word in a recent radio interview.

Schnatter and I discussed most of these issues in an exhaustive July 2018 interview on WHAS Radio. I asked why he didn’t use the safe phrase “N-word” instead of saying the actual word while parroting Col. Harland Sanders. (advance recording to 7:15 for Schnatter’s perplexing response) Schnatter also claimed at the time that he didn’t feel like he would sue the marketing agency because of his distaste for lawyers and litigation.

Schnatter’s longterm dream of riding out his career with Papa John’s is all in the trash heap. The 2013 Courier Journal profile closed with a timetable of “Papa” John Schantter’s hope to never retire from the pizza company.

The Schnatter divorce also made headlines worldwide, leaving Louisville with a fractured family of prominence and a certain philanthropic void. Best of luck to both of them. It’s been an incredible ride for Louisville’s business community and many lucky charities.

#1 Cardinals validate their ranking with win over Michigan, The Beasman is getting skeered

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THE BEASMAN cards win as #1
LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! I BEEN WANTIN’ TO VOMIT ALL DAY HAVIN’ TO HEAR ABOUT THEM NO COUNT, TWO BIT, WILDCAT WANNABE, PHONEY #1 U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS WHOOPIN’ MICH-ER-GAN! I SPENT ALL DAY YESTERDEE PRAYIN TO GOD, JESUS, ADOLPH RUPP, THE ELF ON THE SHELF, AND HOLY MACARONI THAT MICH-ER-GAN WOULD COME INTO THAT NASTY CHICKEN BUCKET AREN-ER AND KICK THE CARDINALS IN THEIR STOOPID FACES BUT…NAWWW.

Vince Tyra, Chris Mack, Terry Meiners (December 3, 2019)

NOW WE GOT TO LISSEN ALL WEEK TO ALL THAT IGNERT CHIRPIN BOUT HOW LOSERVILLE IS SO GREAT AND HOW THEY DOMMERATED EVERBODY AND THEY AIN’T LOST TO NO EVANSVILLE AND ALL THAT OTHER NONSENSE. POPPYCOCK! U OF SMELL BETTER ENJOY THEIR FAKE NEWS RANKIN WHILE THEY CAN! I KNOW Y’ALL IS STUPID BUT CHECK YOUR CALENDAR!

THEM CARDINAL CONVICTS IS ON DEATH ROW CUZ THE CATS IS WAITIN FOR YA! YEAH! WE JUST ABOUT 3 WEEKS AWAY FROM THE MIGHTY KENTUCKY WILDCATS STOMPIN CARDINAL FEATHERS JUST LIKE STOOPS TROOPS JUST DONE! DON’T ACT LIKE THAT FOOTBAW GAME DINT HAPPEN!

Lynn Bowden Junior taunts Louisville with Ls down

WE BURNT UP LOTS OF COUCHES BUT THEN LAST NIGHT GOT HERE AND THE JOY IS GONE IN LEXINUN. U OF SMELL HIGHLIGHTS IS ON ALL THE TVs AND IT’S HARRIBLE. NOW ALL US CAT FANS CAINT ENJOY CHRISTMAS CUZ WE GOTTA WORRY ABOUT DEE-CEMBER 28. I TODE THE OLD LADY TO TAKE DOWN ALL THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND THROW THE TREE IN A DUMPSTER. WE AIN’T CELLER-MA-BRATIN NO BIRTH OF JESUS UNTIL US CAT FANS KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE CATS GONNA BEAT THEM SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINALS!

WE ALMOST FIRED COACH CAL AFTER HE LOST TO NOBODY EVANSVILLE AND THEM UTAH VALLEY NOBODIES ALMOST BEAT US TOO. BUT THAT’S ALL DAM OVER THE WATER! COACH CAL DONE BEEN TODE BY US GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCATS THAT IF HE DON’T BEAT LOSERVILLE, WE GONNA CHASE HIM OUTTA LEXINUN THAT NIGHT WITH PITCHFARKS AND FIRE! WE AIN’T KIDDIN! HAVIN’ TO LIVE WITH U OF SMELL #1 IS TOO PAINFUL FOR BIG BLUE NATION! WE’D RATHER SEE DUKE WIN IT ALL THAN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT U OF SMELL BEATIN THE CATS!

Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! AND IF LOSERVILLE BEATS U UH KAY IN RUMP ARENER THEN Ls DOWN MEANS WE GONNA JUMP Y’ALL IN THE PARKIN LOT! DON’T YOU BE FLASHIN NO Ls UP SIGN AT A GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FAN OR WE’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! WE GONNA KNOCK THEM Ls DOWN AND SPRAY PAINT YOUR UGLY RED SWEATERS BLUE RIGHT THERE IN RUMP ARENER! WE AIN’T PLAYIN, LARRY!

COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – HE BETTER GIT OFF HIS CATHOLIC PRAYIN KNEES AND START TOOTIN THAT WHISTLE IN PRACTICE 24/7 SO THE CATS IS READY FOR THEM ROTTEN CARDINALS. DON’T WORRY ABOUT PRACTICIN FOR THESE RUM DUMMIES WE GONNA PLAY NEXT. FOCUS ON BEATIN LOSERVILLE! WE IS THE CATS!

Louisville coach Chris Mack looks back at his family after his #1 Cardinals dispatched #4 Michigan.

WE POSED TO BE #1 DADGUMMIT! GIT THE CATS READY FOR LOSERVILLE SO WE CAN TAKE THEIR FAKE NEWS #1 RANK AND THROW IT IN THE DUMPSTER WITH THEIR REJECTED NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIP BANNER!

Luke Hancock and Darrell Griffith at the unveiling of their Final Four most outstanding player achievements banner. Pervis Ellison could not attend.

DICK VITALE WAS ON TV LAST NIGHT BLABBERMOUTHIN ABOUT U OF SMELL’s NEW FAKE BANNER! WHO CARES! THAT’S LIKE AN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH PLAQUE…IT AIN’T NO CHAMPERCHIP…AND U UH KAY GOT 8 REAL ONES! WAKE UP, COACH CAL OR WE GONNA FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN RECRUIT ALL THE ONE-AND-DONES AND ACTUALLY WIN THE DADGUM CHAMPERCHIP FOR A CHANGE! “OH, THEY’RE JUST KIDS” COACH CAL ALWAYS SAYS!

WELL BALDY CHRIS MACK GOT KIDS TOO BUT THEY GOT THE #1 RANK AND THEY IS LAUGHIN AT U UH KAY IN THE REAR VIEW! POOTY OR GIT OFF THE POT, COACH CAL! YOU GOT THREE WEEKS TO SAVE YOUR JOB! I SUGGEST YOU STOP SPENDING ALL DAY AT DUNKIN DONUTS AND START TEACHING THE BIG BLUE HOW TO DUNK! BEAT THEM CARDINALS OR (sing) “I’LL HAVE A BLUE, BLUE CHRISTMAS…WITHOUT YOU…CUZ YOU GOIN TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE.”

Ls Down! Cats crush Cards and the Beasman can’t stop giggling

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Lynn Bowden Junior taunts Louisville with Ls down

THE BEASMAN cats crush cards
(long laff) GO BIG BLUE! STOOPS TROOPS! LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR FOR HEISHMAN! CATS! CATS! CATS! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) THAT WEREN’T HEAVY RAIN FALLIN ALL DAY – THAT WAS CARDINAL TEARS POURIN DOWN! (laffs) LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR IS WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN LAY-MAR JACKSON, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, MAN WEARIN EARRINGS U OF SMELL CARDINAL CRACKHEADS! LAYMAR JACKSON CAINT HOLD LYNN BOWIE’S JOCKSTRAP, DADGUMMIT!

COACH STOOPS TODE ME THE BALTIMORE RAVENS CALLED TO AST IF LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR COULD COME START FOR THE RAVENS RIGHT NOW SO THEY COULD PUT LAY-MAR ON WAIVERS! IT’S TRUE! THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN LOVE WITH LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR! (laffs) HE’S GOODER THAN TOM BRADY, AARON RODGERS, RUSSELL WILSON, COLIN COPPERHEAD, AND JOHNNY UNITAS COMBINED! (laffs) THE CATS WAS SIMPLY AWESOME CRUSHIN THEM SAD LITTLE CARDINAL BEAKS! ALL THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS DRINKIN THEIR GATORADE OUTTA THE GOVERNOR CUP!

MATT BLEVINS TRIED TO HIT ANDY BESHEAR IN THE HEAD WITH IT BUT COACH STOOPS SNATCHED IT JUST IN TIME. (laffs) ANDY BESHEAR IS A BIG OL CAT FAN, TOO, SO LOSERVILLE AIN’T GOT NO FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF YOUR GHETTO TOWN! (laffs) LARRY, Y’ALL COULDN’T DO NOTHIN ON SAIRDEE BUCEPT PUNT THE BAW! (laffs) THE CARDINAL PUNTER WAS THE ONLY U OF SMELL GUY WHO COULD MOVE THE BAW DOWN THE FIELD! (laffs) THE CATS CRUSHED THE LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES JUST LIKE LASS YEAR! (laffs) HEY…PUT MATT JONES ON! I WANNA TAWK TO A REAL RADIO STAR! (laffs) YOU GOTTA LOTTA NERVE SHOWIN UP ON THE LECTRIC RADIO TODAY, YOU BALD HAIRED U OF SMELL LOSERVILLE LOSER! (laffs) Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs)

IS YOU GONNA CRY CUZ I KEEP SAYIN Ls DOWN? (laffs) WHAT A BUNCH OF NANCY BOY CRYBABIES AT U OF SMELL, COMPLAININ ABOUT BIG BLUE NATION THROWIN Ls DOWN! OH BOO HOO HOO! (laffs) THAT’S LIKE: “MOMMMMMM!” BIG BROTHER IS MAKIN FUN OF MEEEEEE! MAKE HIM STOP!” (laffs) Y’ALL DON’T BLONG ON THE FIELD WITH NO S.E.C. PIREHOUSE LIKE KENTUCKY, DADGUMMIT! JUST ADMIT IT, LARRY MINNER!

YOU NEED TO SWITCH TO A LITTLE BROTHER POP WARNER LEAGUE AND STOP TAKIN BEATDOWNS FROM TOP RATED NATIONAL TITLE CONTENDERS LIKE KENTUCKY. (laffs) LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR JUST RUN OVER THEM U OF SMELL RUM DUMMIES LIKE THEY WAS COTTON CANDY. NOW THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA GO WHOOP O-HI-ER STATE AND SHOW THE WORLD WE IS #1! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

OH…AND LARRY…KEEP TAWKIN BOUT U OF SMELL BASKETBAW BEIN #1 IN THE NEW PO! THAT’S BU-ZACKLY WHAT WE WANT! (laffs) JUST WHEN Y’ALL THINK YOU IS BASKETBAW ROYALTY, LONG COMES A BLUE UNI-FARM TEAM NAME OF MICH-ER-GAN TO KICK YOU IN THE FACE JUST LIKE KENTUCKY LIKES TO DO! (laffs) Y’ALL LAUGHED WHEN EVANSVILLE TOOK AWAY OUR #1 RANKIN IN ONE DAY AND THE SAME THING BOUT TO HAPPEN YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, STRIPPER POLE, NASTY GIRL DANCIN, BANNER LOSIN U OF SMELL CARDINAL CONVICTS! (laffs) GO MICH-ER-GAN! GO MICH-ER-GAN! BIG BLUE NATION LOVES THE WOLVERINES CUZ Y’ALL BOUT TO SNATCH AWAY LOSERVILLE’S ONLY HAPPY THOUGHT! (laffs)

BUT LARRY, THEN Y’ALL CAN STILL PRETEND LIKE YOU IS HAPPY ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW BEATIN OREE-GON! BIG WHOOTY DOO! GIRL BASKETBAW! WOW! LET’S GO MICH-ER-GAN! BEAT LOSERVILLE AND THEN SNATCH DOWN THEIR FAKE NEWS BANNER ABOUT LUKE HANCROCK AND DARRELL GRIFFIN! NEITHER ONE OF THEM GUYS COULDA MADE THE KENTUCKY PRACTICE SQUAD! (laffs) AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WHO’S YOUR DADDY, LOSERVILLE? NOT US…YOU IS AR-FINS CUZ AIN’T NOBODY WANTS TO CLAIM A RABID DOG LIKE YOU! (laffs) GO BIG BLUE! GO CATS! B.B.N. FOREVER! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs)

ONE AND NONE — The Beasman hopes the U of Smellers die two painful deaths this holiday weekend

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THE BEASMAN two Cardinal deaths
LARRY, LARRY, LARRY! (laffs) I HOPE SANTA CLAUS BRINGS YOU SOME BRAINS THIS YEAR! (laffs) EVERTHANG YOU SAY IS WRONG AND STUPID! (laffs) SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE TAWKIN ABOUT U UH KAY NOT LIKIN DUKE LOSIN’ LAST NIGHT! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS LOVE WHEN DUKE LOSES, EVEN IF IT MEANS GOOD STUFF FOR LOSERVILLE. BIG BLUE NATION’S MOTTO IS: “DUKE IN PAIN IS U UH KAY’S GAIN!” (laffs)

POOR LITTLE DUKIES…CRYIN THEIR LITTLE DUKIE TEARS ON THEIR FANCY DUKIE CLOTHES AND ALL OVER THEIR FANCY DUKIE CARS. OH BOO HOO HOO! THEY GOT WHOOPED BY STEPHEN A SMIFF! (laffs) AIN’T NOBODY TAWKIN ABOUT U UH KAY LOSIN TO EVANSVILLE NO MORE CUZ DUKE GITTIN ALL THE SMACK TAWK NOW! (laffs) OF COURSE, ALL YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, MAKING BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, GOD HATIN, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, GUTLESS CARDINAL REDNECKS IS ALL JACKED UP ABOUT DUKE LOSIN CUZ YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU #1 BUT YOU IS WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! (laffs)

SEE, YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA GIT A SNIFF OF THAT #1 RANKIN CUZ THEM GOOD OL WESTERN KENTUCKY HILLTOPPERS GONNA BEAT Y’ALL CARDINAL FRAUDS ON BLACK FRIDEE! (laffs) U OF SMELL GONNA GIT A ONE-TWO PUNCH BY REAL KENTUCKY COLLEGES TWO DAYS IN A ROW! (laffs) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS IS BIIIIIGGGG HILLTOPPER FANS RIGHT NOW! (laffs) GO TOPS! GO HILLTOPPERS! USUALLY WE MAKE FUN OF Y’ALL FOR BEIN A BUNCH OF RED TOWEL WAVIN WILDCAT WANNABES BUT NAWWWW, NOT TODAY!

U UH KAY WILDCAT FANS LOVE THE HILLTOPPERS CUZ Y’ALL GOT THE PIRE TO SNATCH THAT #1 RANKIN AWAY FROM THE CARDINAL CONVICTS WHO ALSO HATE YOU AND THINK YOU IS THEIR LITTLE BROTHER! (laffs) SO GO CRUSH THEM NASTY CARDINAL BEAKS, HILLTOPPERS AND – POOF! – THAT #1 RANKIN GOES UP IN SMOKE! (laffs) I LOVE IT!

THEN ON SAIRDEE, STOOPS TROOPS GONNA SMASH A GARBAGE CAN ALL OVER U OF SMELL AGAIN! KAPOW! KAPOW! U OF SMELL GITS THEIR JAW JACKED TWO DAYS IN A ROW! I LOVVVVVVVVE IT! (laffs) LET’S GO HILLTOPPERS! LET’S GO STOOPS TROOPS! US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS CAN GO DOWN TO NASHVILLE ON FRIDAY TO CHEER FOR THE HILLTOPPERS TO WHOMP ON BALDY MACK’S CARDINAL NOBODIES – OVER-RATED! – OVER-RATED! – AND THEN U UH KAY FANS ROLL UP TO KAY-ROGER FIELD FOR THE DOUBLE TREAT OF SEEIN STOOPS TROOPS BASH THE BRAINS OUT OF LOSERVILLE FOOTBAW AND THEIR DIM WITTED COACH GOMER PYLE! (laffs)

IT’S ALL COMIN TOGETHER, CAT FANS! THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST WEEKEND EVER WITH CARDINAL TEARS FLOWIN LIKE NI-AGGER FALLS! (laffs) BETTER ENJOY YOUR THANKSGIVIN TURKEY MUSH AND PLUM PUDDIN PIE, YOU CARDINAL CONVICTS CUZ YOUR HAPPY DAYS IS OVER! (laffs) AND STOP YOUR FRAUD CAMPAIGN OF PUTTIN UP A FAKE NEWS BANNER OF FINAL FOUR MVPs. REAL BASKETBAW FANS KNOW Y’ALL LOST YOUR STRIPPER POLE CHAMPERCHIP BANNER CUZ YOU LET PROSTER-TUTES RUN FREE IN THE DARM-I-TORY AND SLICK RICK WAS BUYIN REE-CRUITS!

IF U OF SMELL IS GONNA HANG A NEW BANNER TO CELERBRATE THEIR CHEATIN CARDINAL CRIMINALS THEN U UH KAY NEEDS TO HANG A BANNER CELEBRATIN THEIR MISUNDERSTOOD WILDCAT CRIMINAL HEROES LIKE TOM PAYNE, RICHIE FARMER, MICHAEL PORTER, DEANDRE LIGGONS, AND MAYBE A EXTRA TRIBUTE TO TERRENCE JONES FOR BOOT-STOMPIN A HOMELESS GUY! (laffs) ANYTHING U OF SMELL CAN DO, U UH KAY CAN DO BETTER! (laffs) AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! GO HILLTOPPERS…BEAT THAT BALDY MACK TEAM SO THEY CAINT BE #1. AND GO STOOPS TROOPS! BEAT LOSERVILLE FOOTBAW LIKE YOU DONE LAST YEAR! YOU SUCK, CARDINALS!

Slowed audio of Papa John Schnatter captivates the Internet: “I’ve had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days”

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Louisville’s beleaguered businessman “Papa” John Schnatter is still flailing at the ghosts of his previous life. Schnatter was famously removed from his chairman/CEO position at Papa John’s International and has been forced to diminish his majority ownership position after a series of caustic verbal missteps.

In 2012, Schnatter created a “clueless rich guy” backlash after he bemoaned the costs of providing employee health care. A few years later, Schnatter insulted NFL players who were kneeling during national anthem performances to protest police brutality. He lost his CEO position but remained chairman.

The final and most explosive meltdown came after Schnatter said the N-word on a 2018 diversity training call. That’s when the proverbial poop hit the fan.

DEADSPIN: “PIZZA DIPSHIT CLAIMS VICTIMHOOD IN STRANGE, STRANGE RADIO INTERVIEW”

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Here’s how Schnatter sounded when he spoke at length with me in July 2018 as his entire world was collapsing, his recent public words battering the pizza chain’s image and sales numbers.

Schnatter claimed that he was “pushed” to say the N-word. I asked why he did not literally say “N-word” instead of blurting the actual word.

He had no sensible reply, just a series of ridiculous accusations about a conspiracy to have him removed. Recently, Schnatter has been pointing to a radio interview with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo where he said the N-word word without repercussion.

Schnatter purportedly wrote an op-ed in the New York Post attacking the new Papa John’s management team and decrying Cuomo’s teflon treatment vs. the public pillorying that he is taking. Someone else obviously wrote the piece even though Schnatter is listed as the author.

Black websites ain’t having it. The Cuomo event came and went after a few news cycles.

Besides…apples and oranges. Cuomo was quickly defended by many black activists who say they “know his heart.” Schnatter’s N-word tsunami was but one of several PR nightmares he created by his own arrogant condescension toward others.

Simmons College President Dr. Kevin Cosby and John Schnatter

Schnatter also donated $1 million to historically black Simmons College, earning him scant support and one day of news cycle publicity. That’s a poor return on investment.

This week’s absurd Schnatter claims are intensifying as his former life of power and control drifts further away. “Papa John” looks even more detached from reality in his new interview with WDRB News.

“Do you think you were set up?” asks reporter Stephon Johnson.
Schnatter: “Oh…no question about it. And the public knows that, and it’s all a farce. They made this all up, they fabricated it.”

The public doesn’t know anything of the sort. All the public sees is a desperate man blaming everyone but himself.

Schnatter looks shifty, sweaty, and desperate in his new interview. He is not changing one person’s mind and is deluding himself into thinking that the company can’t go on without him.

“Stay tuned” Schnatter says with a cryptic chuckle.

Schnatter doesn’t recognize that the more a rich white man complains, the more the public chuckles at his demise.

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. But don’t hide yo news video.

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Armed man robs frequently robbed Dayton, Ohio store. Clerk shoots robber. Robber got off at least one shot but the clerk was unhurt. Robber stumbles to the outside of the store, collapses, and dies.

Karma, right? Witnesses say the robber did indeed point a gun at the clerk. Stand your ground. Self defense. Kill or be killed.

That’s how rational people interpret a scenario like this.

As the above tweet illustrates, the siblings of the robber are somehow incensed that the clerk had a weapon and say the clerk should have called police and “let them handle it.”

WHIO-TV aired the interview with the siblings. Viewers are surely puzzled by the notion that the robber’s siblings are angry with a man defending himself.

Suddenly, TV station WHIO eventually deletes its interview with the angry siblings.

Why? Gun control sensitivity? Racial upheaval? Personal responsibility avoidance? Editorial distaste for self defense?

A media outlet is supposed to retain all broadcast materials for further review.

A search of the WHIO website offers only this account of the robbery and its questioning of store management regarding its weapons policy for employees.

The interview with the robber’s angry siblings is no longer available on the WHIO-TV website.

Deletion of previously broadcast materials is media malpractice. All trust is lost between the news organization and its customer base. FAIL.

from the conservative website REDSTATE:

Internet mob rolling up on Charles Barkley after off-the-record comment agreement is violated by a political reporter

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On the record, a violation of off-the-record agreements extinguishes all trust of the deceitful reporter.

Bad form. Bad judgment. It only ramps up cries of FAKE NEWS.

If she wanted the story to get out, she could have used the method of lighting a spark and letting other reporters inquire of other present parties to validate the original “story.” That’s how that’s done.

It’s a little thing we like to call verification. Practice it, pleas.

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TODAY SHOW DAILY FORMAT 2019
1) Orange Man Bad
2) WOKE perspectives on #MeToo and other Liberal causes
3) Craig Melvin is allowed to sit at the table 10 minutes into the show
4) Al Roker bemoans climate change
5) “Gurrrrrrrrrllllll! Where’d you get that amazing belt?”

DJ WOKE WOKE spoken edition – comedy is dead because WOKIES do not understand the need for exaggeration of the human condition

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Humor is dead. Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld won’t perform on college campuses anymore because of the tender sensibilities of Social Justice Warriors (SJW).

Seen in the above video, comedian Judy Gold has it right. “Why is it everyone has to adjust to everyone else? Don’t hire me if you don’t want to hear what I have to say.”

Gold says “This idea that words are more harmful than actions…Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor is rolling over in his grave!”

To the WOKIES, every joke is offensive unless it is aimed at straight white males (SWM) or straight males (SM) so that Rock, Kevin Hart, Eddie Murphy, and other offenders of color can be punished for marginalizing women and/or LGBTQ human he/she/they/x pronouns.

DJ WOKE WOKE exhibit A is from 40 years ago when SWM ruled television and crushed the spirits of women, minorities, and gay people. WHY HAVEN’T THESE YOU TUBE ACCOUNTS BEEN TAKEN DOWN?

Rodney Dangerfield and Johnny Carson were certainly not WOKE forty years ago. DJ WOKE WOKE is sickened as he watches them laugh at sexist, misogynist, homophobic, racist, bullying, transphobic, xenophobic jokes. THE HORROR! White male privilege must be eradicated so that we can all feel safe and accepted!

Or…today’s phony virtue signaling righteousness can dissipate so that we can just laugh at ourselves again. JK. Humor is a straight male device to restrain advancement for all other categories. HUMOR MUST STOP!

Guilty of the same offenses against the marginalized, comedian Eddie Murphy is back this fall with a series of so-called “humorous” offerings. Now he must grovel for some of the things he has said onstage in the past.

Kevin Hart was removed as the host of the Academy Awards because he once said onstage that he hoped his son didn’t “turn out gay.” The LGBTQ mob crushed the Academy until they rescinded Hart’s invitation.

Here is Hart, a professional comedian, explaining how women aren’t perfect. THE NERVE! What a misogynist!

Luckily, sensible people revisited the ostracizing of Hart and eventually welcomed him back into society. The man tells jokes. Jokes sometimes offend. Humor is subjective and is a necessary component of a free thinking, free speaking society.

Is it possible that a majority of people find tone deaf, white-centric comedies like The Office, Friends, and Seinfeld amusing even though SJW insist that the culture should be ruled by WOKENESS? That must be why streaming services keep paying hundreds of millions of dollars for the rights to stream them.

Perhaps a majority of the global culture is mature enough to discern that comedy is exaggeration. Jokes like the one below are unacceptable but a complete annihilation of humor is a fascist means of crushing free speech.

A joke can perpetuate a stereotype. A joke can be too cruel. A joke can incite a riot.

But crushing free speech…well…that can end civilization. DJ WOKE WOKE votes for free speech.