Keeneland, April 19, 2014
So far, my horse is still in it.
Coco and Gracie
A spot along the rail is the best seat in any sporting venue anywhere.
Mary, Aidan, Coco, and Gracie
In Kentucky, we teach them the fine art of pari-mutuel wagering as soon as they’re old enough to reach the betting window.
Thanks to Amy Gregory at Keeneland for gifting the girls with baby horses.
Keeneland in the the spring: a perfectly Kentucky experience
My hood is looking good, too.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE OUTCOME OF THIS SITUATION?
From: Lorey, Mary B. [Mary.Lorey@nortonhealthcare.org]
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:26 PM
To: MEINERS, TERRY A
Subject: CRAZY NONSENSE FROM METRO ANIMAL SERVICES!
I need help and the Dr. in the Neurosurgical practice I work for said to E-mail you since you are “all that!”
Last evening a woman was outside on Eastern Parkway yelling and screaming, traffic had stopped and a smallish white dog was running frantic. This woman claims the dog attacked her after being thrown out of a moving car, and being hit by another. The person that threw the dog sped off while the man that ran over her stopped until cars starting to honk to get by. This dog was obviously very injured and scared. Neighbors and eventually the police all gave chase (2 cars, one officer on foot) while this dog was freaking out. Metro Animal Services came and eventually captured the dog. I offered any help with veterinary bill etc. and received an activity # of A14-004933 from a begrudging Officer Lega.
I called Metro Animal Services to check on the dog today and was told that I needed to go online to submit and “Open Records Request” and they could not give me any information since theirs was a “secure facility” and couldn’t even tell me if the dog was alive or not.
This is government gone crazy. Who are we protecting here?
Please help.
Thanks, Mary B Lorey
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Dear Mary,
Thank you for rendering aid in this situation. I have no information to add so I will ask our readers if they know the outcome of this horrible chain of events.
Terry Meiners
WHAS Radio & TV
4000 Radio Drive
Louisville, KY 40218
terrymeiners@clearchannel.com
www.heyterry.com
Securing the 2013 NCAA Championship for Louisville occurred late in the first half when Luke Hancock popped four 3-pointers and Montrezl Harrell slammed a monster dunk to take the lead and the momentum.
On April 14, 2014, both Harrell and Kentucky’s Willie Cauley-Stein announced that they would return to their respective schools to play another college basketball season.
Rejoicing could be heard across the Commonwealth of Kentucky, where UK’s marvelous 2014 campaign ended with a disappointing loss to UConn.
With the returns of Harrell and Cauley-Stein, hope springs eternal.
For the most ardent fans, lessons are learned.
Austin Black decided to get a tattoo several weeks prior to the NCAA national championship game. UConn won the game.
One of my dream gags was already online. Have at it, bro. Well played.
Austin Black decided to get a tattoo several weeks prior to the NCAA national championship game. UConn won the game.
Final score: Connecticut 60 – Kentucky 56
mugshot and story from the Facebook page of attorney Thomas McAdam
Louisville attorney Thomas McAdam posted the photo and text on his Facebook page:
“An Oregon motorist wearing a “Drunk As Shit” t-shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge.
Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys.
According to cops, McMakin, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was behind the wheel because his girlfriend did not know how to drive a stick shift.
McMakin was charged with an assortment of crimes, including drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation (for throttling his girlfriend).”
Lexington native Jim Varney tickled the funny bones of millions through his career as an actor, comedian, musician, and commercial pitchman. He was most famous for his TV commercials where he played the annoying neighbor Ernest P. Worrell, constantly intruding on the never-seen neighbor “Vern.”
Here is a terrific reel of classic commercials and bloopers from those commercial shoots.
The commercial character launched Varney into a series of silly theater movies based on the premise of “Ernest Goes To…”
Jim Varney died in 2000 at age 50 but Ernest lives on.
WHAS radio script, Friday, April 4, 2014, 5:45 p.m.
THE BEASMAN final four
THOSE WEREN’T NO THUNDERSTARMS YOU HEARD ALL NIGHT – THAT WAS GOD JUMPING UP AND DOWN BUCITED ABOUT HIS KENTUCKY WILDCATS BACK IN THE FINAL FOUR.
DADGUMMIT, IT’S ABOUT TIME THE MAN UPSTAIRS DONE SET THINGS RIGHT AGAIN. HE LISTENED TO THE PRAYERS OF GOOD LITTLE WILDCAT BOYS AND GIRLS AND HE SAID, “WELL, I GUESS I DONE TAUGHT EM HOW TO BE HUMBLE WITH ROBERT MORRIS LAST YEAR AND THEN NOT LETTING EM HAVE THE FARDY AND OH THEY THUNK WAS A SURE THANG. OK, NOW THEY CAN DOMMERATE AGAIN.” THANK YOU, GOD. US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WON’T GIT ARROGANT NEVER AGAIN. WE WON’T GIT ALL UP IN THE GRILL OF THEM SLIMY U OF SMELL LOSERS WHO BEEN PRANCING AROUND THROWIN UP THEIR STUPID Ls FOR THE PAST YEAR.
NAW, GOD, WE DONE LEARNED OUR LESSON TO SHUT OUR WILDCAT ARROGANCE DOWN UNTIL AFTER WE WIN CHAMPERCHIPS, THEN WE IS ALLOWED TO GIT UP IN THEIR SNAGGLE TOOTH UGLY CARDINAL FACES AND TELL EM THEY IS GAY AND THEY IS N.I.T. AND THEY IS LITTLE BROTHER NOBODY HAS BEENS. THAT’S THE LESSON, RIGHT GOD?
Tony Vanetti, Terry Meiners, and Matt Jones at WHAS-TV studios, March 24, 2014
WELL LARRY, NOW IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU AND ALL YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL BUDDIES WEAR BLACK ALL THE TIME. IT MUST BE LIKE A FUNERAL IN YOUR POINTY CARDINAL HEADS TO KNOW THAT YOUR PROGRUM IS DEAD AND THAT U UH KAY IS YOUR LORD AND MASTER AGAIN. THE FINAL FOUR WEEKEND IS HERE AND ALL THE STARS ARE LINED UP RIGHT IN THE BIG BLUE SKY. THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS ABOUT TO RECLAIM THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS BY FIRST BEATING A BUNCH OF PASTY WHITE BOY, COW MILKING, BEER SWILLING, BRATWURST BREATH, CHEESEHEADS FROM WESS-CONSIN. THEN COME MONDEE NIGHT BILLY DONNERVAN GONNA GIT HIS ARROGANT BALLOON BURSTED JUST LIKE GOD DONE TO THE U UH KAY LAST YEAR. CATS CUT DOWN THE NETS. U OF SMELLERS SHUT THEIR BIG STINKBREATH MOUTHS, AND BIG BROTHER U UH KAY PAINTS THE WHOLE STATE BLUE AGAIN AND TREATS U OF SMELL LIKE IT’S MOREHEAD.
Rick Pitino (with granddaughter) and Peyton Siva at Madison Square Garden, April 3, 2014, watching Richard Pitino’s Minnesota team win the N.I.T.
BUT HANG ON…I GOT TO BUCK-NOWLEDGE THE U OF SMELL CHAMPEENS OF A SMALLER SCALE. I SEEN SLICK RICK WAS COURTSIDE AT THE N.I.T. I LOVE IT. LET’S ALL SAY IT TOGETHER, CAT FANS. N-I-T N-I-T N-I-T. LITTLE RICHARD PITINO WINS THE N-I-T SO YOU LOSERVILLE LOSERS CAN PRETEND LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO CHEER ABOUT WHILE THE BIG BLUE NATION IS SWARMING ALL AROUND LIKE A PACK OF WATERFRONT PARK TEENAGERS LOOKING FOR SOME FREE TATER CHIPS FROM THE QUICKIE MART. BUT DON’T GIVE LITTLE PITINEER TOO MUCH CREDIT BECAUSE HE WON THE N.I.T. WITH TUBBY’S PLAYERS. GIT IT? EVERTHANG COMES FULL CIRCLE. SLICK RICK GOT TO RUN OFF TO THE N.I.T. TO STAY AWAY FROM THE FINAL FOUR CUZ HE DON’T WANT TV CAMERAS IN HIS FACE ASKING ABOUT THE WILDCATS.
Shoni Schimmel won the overall 3 point competition at the 2014 Final Four expo, beating female competitors and the men’s champion Brad Heslip from Baylor
BUT LARRY, AT LEAST YOU LOSERVILLE LIARS CAN BRAG THAT YOUR GIRL PLAYER IS THE BEST 3 POINT SHOOTER OUT THERE. SHE DONE BEAT ALL THE GIRLS AND THEN BEAT THE BOY CHAMPEEN TO WIN THE 3 POINT CONTEST TO PROVE THAT LOSERVILLE DON’T SUCK AT EVERTHANG. AS SOON AS U UH KAY WINS THE CHAMPERCHIP, IF Y’ALL GOT THE GUTS, THE WILDCATS WILL SEND THE HARRISON TWINS OVER TO YOUR DEADBEAT FORECLOSURE ARENER AND THEY WILL BOTH BEAT SHONI SHIMMER IN A THREE POINT COMPERTITION JUST TO PROVE THAT Y’ALL CAINT BEAT US IN NOTHING, YOU BUNCH OF RED SHIRT WEARING, NECK TATTOO, CROWN ROYAL DRINKING, TARC BUS RIDING, TEENAGE MOB, MAKING BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, GHETTO TOWN, SPRAYPAINTIN CUSS WORDS, SAGGY PANTS, GOD HATIN, HEATHEN, DON’T KNOW YOUR DADDY, LITTLE BROTHER HAS BEEN U OF SMELL CARDINAL NOBODIES. YOU BETTER GIT REAL DRUNK RIGHT NOW CUZ YOU GONNA BE MISERABLE WATCHING U UH KAY WIN IT ALL THIS WEEKEND. AND DON’T TRY TO COME TO THE FINAL FOUR, LOSERVILLE PEOPLE, BECAUSE YOU CAINT PAY FOR TICKETS WITH FOOD STAMPS. GO CATS! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUUUUUUUUUUEEEE!
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UK’s 16th Sports Illustrated cover was earned after the WIldcats defeated Kansas State, Wichita State, Louisville, and Michigan to earn a trip to the Final Four
University of Kentucky head football coach Mark Stoops joined us on Great Day Live to talk spring football, his full complement of quarterbacks, fresh running back potential, and tightening the Kentucky defense. Coach Stoops is featured on a limited edition Maker’s Mark bottle to raise money for UK’s Gill Heart Institute. The spring football game is April 26th at Commonwealth Stadium.