Meet The Smoking Granny. She represents Kentucky the way Hollywood has always portrayed us.
Thank God Jennifer Lawrence is there to raise the curve.
Keepers
Best commercial ever. And I mean ever.
Don’t drone on about slow delivery
CBS News magazine 60 Minutes interviewed Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos who projects that drones will deliver packages within 5 years.
The Louisville area has two Amazon fulfillment centers and the primary UPS air freight hub, which would be threatened by Bezos’ vision.
Stay tuned.
Dr. Pepper ain’t no soft drink
Louisville dentist Jason McNabb holds a Guinness World Record for pepper consumption. Disgusting.
I tried to eat a portion of one on live TV with less than pleasant results.
Do not attempt this at home. Unless you’re stupid.
Get a grip
As long as humans pick their noses, wipe their butts, and masturbate, I will never apologize for being The Clean Freak who pours on the Purell.
Oh, and one should always use discretion in picking people to kiss. As illustrated below, mouths are multi-purpose ports.
Rudolph is a psycho. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
There will be no bullying this Christmas, or somebody’s going to get an ass whipping.
For my Christmas gift, just give me two hours of peace on Earth so that I can enjoy Anchorman 2.
The Simpsony
Attention to Detention Retention
Empathy is a choice
A bit of brilliance from a newspaper columnist
Dan is The Man
5th grade football players stand up for their physically challenged classmate. This is the best of the best of human behavior.