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Here are the most bizarre political commercials running across America leading up to the 2018 midterms. >>>>MIND BLOWN<<<< Following the Kavanaugh hearings, African American women fear white girls who could falsely accuse black men and boys.

How about insinuating that the incumbent is a barfly who is trolled by a cappella karaoke?

In the #MeToo era, is it smart to use serial dick pic texter Brett Favre to pitch woo for a woman candidate?

A Colorado candidate must’ve been smoking legal weed when he decided to get pepper sprayed to illustrate how teachers could stop school shooters. After the heavy stream hits his eyes, he essentially waterboards himself to try and ease the pain of the pepper spray. Apparently Steve-O was unavailable.

PASTE MAGAZINE: WORST CAMPAIGN ADS OF 2018

Here’s one oddity that’s neither bad or good. Just oddly ineffective.

Don’t you worry your pretty old man bald head about these things

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Let’s get caught up on our allegedly genderless society’s struggles between them and thems. 2018 has been a brutal struggle for the entire culture as it has spun off into singular-issue tribes. For simplification purposes, let’s just stick to (if you will allow these antiquated terms) men vs. women

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VOX THE WAVES OF FEMINISM
NATIONAL REVIEW THE PRICE OF FEMINISM
TIME WHAT VICTORY WILL LOOK LIKE FOR FEMINISTS IN 2018 (written last February)

Remember that November focused on gender? Yeah. It was 1963 and Andy Griffith was getting his first taste of STFU by angry people who identify as women.

The struggle is timeless.

America is losing its soul through the crushing of free speech. The Coddling of the American Mind is an excellent study of how zealots on the left and right have pushed the culture into paralyzing polarization.

Suffocation of discourse on college campuses has pushed the iGen (generation following millennials) to the brink of brain lock. This 2015 article in The Atlantic is now fully updated and expanded in the book.

Read and understand the horror of limiting brainpower through false beliefs in fragility, emotional reasoning, and the us vs. them mentality.

Hillary Clinton fans in shock watching the 2016 election results tilt toward eventual winner Donald Trump.

Top Golf at Oxmoor – I Sears what you did there

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That’s an artist rendering of what could fill the space where a vacated Sears store now stands at the rear of Oxmoor Center mall.

Not everyone is thrilled to have 500 new jobs, a new dimension in Louisville’s entertainment offerings, and a lucrative way to fill an abandoned business.

Here’s a note from a neighbor in Hurstbourne. He fears lights, noise, vomit, and urine if Top Golf is allowed to be built at Oxmoor.

I believe Mr. Norton’s fears are unwarranted. He lives in a home near a mall. Now that mall has a giant vacancy and Top Golf would only restore what once thrived there before.

READ: FULL LIGHT AND SOUND STUDY

More now from Mr. Norton.

Mr and Mrs Norton have declared that these studies are bogus. OK. Where is your engineering study to prove you are accurate?

Louisville is not an experimental market for the Top Golf entertainment group. There are currently 43 thriving locations across America.

Do we embrace success or chase it away…again?

Here is the artist rendering of the proposal. See how far away the closest residences would be. BONUS: Note that three additional restaurants would be built adjacent to Top Golf.

Google maps shows the current situation. The abandoned Sears building is at the bottom of the screenshot.

Here’s a wider view to show the distance to the neighborhoods. The infrastructure is already in place to handle visiting traffic. No one needs to use the neighborhood. The quickest way back home is via Shelbyville Road to access nearby interstate highways.

Are we going to let another guaranteed winner fly right past Louisville and into a more welcoming community?

Top Golf brings 500 jobs, new entertainment options, and an expanded local tax base.

Tee it up, Louisville. We are staring at a golden opportunity to fill a vast vacancy and improve the city’s attractiveness to young professionals.

The Beasman knows that church money goes to heavenly recruits

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THE BEASMAN cats still Top 20
(laffs) HEY LAREEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! (laffs) I BET YOU AND ALL YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL BUDDIES THUNK I WAS GONNA BE SAD ABOUT THE CATS LOSIN, BUT NAWWWWWWW. WE ALL GOOD! (laffs) THE U UH KAY WILDCATS IS STILL TOP 20, STOOPS IS STILL THE BEST COACH U UH KAY EVER HAD SINCE BEAR BRYANT, AND BINNY SNELL STILL GONNA WIN THE HEISHMAN TROPHY. (laffs) AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WE PUSHED THEM AGGIE BOYS TO OVERTIME AND OUR KICKER DONE AS GOOD AS HE COULD. (laffs) WE AIN’T MAD. U UH KAY STILL GONNA PLAY IN A NEW YEAR’S DAY BO.

OUR QUARTERBACK IS A LITTLE BIT CRAZY CUZ HE GOT HIS BELL RUNG LAST WEEK SO NOW WE GOT US A WEEK OFF TO GIT BETTER AND GO SMACK VANDERSMELT UPSIDE THE HEAD! (laffs) MEMBER BACK WHEN U UH KAY PLAYIN VANDERSMELT WAS A TOSS UP? IT AIN’T THAT WAY NO MORE! NAWWWW. THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS A NATIONAL FOOTBAW PIRE AND VANDERSMELT IS JUST A BUNCH OF EGGHEAD NOBODIES WHO LIKE SCIENCE AND STUFF. (laffs) U UH KAY IS A FOOTBAW SCHOOL.

NOW COACH CAL IS STILL THE KING OF U UH KAY BUT FOR RIGHT NOW IT’S ALL ABOUT FOOTBAW. PLUS, WE IS WAITIN TO SEE IF THAT F.B.I. TRIAL MENTIONS THE WILDCATS GIVIN MONEY TO REE-CRUITS. I MEAN, IF LOSERVILLE HAD TO GIVE A HUNDERD THOUSAND FOR A SLUG LIKE BRIAN BOWTIE, JUST IMAGINE HOW MUCH COACH CAL’S ASSISTANTS GOTTA GIVE TO GIT #1 RECRUITS. (laffs)

COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – COACH CAL AIN’T NEVER GONNA GIT CAUGHT CUZ HE MEETS RECRUIT FAMILIES IN CHURCH. THEY PASS THE COLLECTION PLATE AND COACH CAL PUTS A ENVELOPE IN THERE AND THEN THE RECRUIT’S FAMILY KEEPS THE WHOLE COLLECTION. THE F.B.I. AIN’T ALLOWED TO SNOOP ON NO CHURCHES, DADGUMMIT! THE COAST IS CLEAR WHEN JESUS IS NEAR! (laffs) DO YOUR THING, COACH CAL! US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS GOT YOUR BACK! JUST KEEP GITTIN ALL THEM NBA ONE-AND-DONE HEROES WITH CHURCH MONEY. GOD IS A WILDCAT FAN…THAT’S WHY HE MADE THE SKY BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs)

HEY LARRY, HAS YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK FINALLY FESSED UP TO BEIN A LOWDOWN, CHEATIN DOG? THAT ADIDAS GUY DONE SAID IN COURT THAT SLICK RICK AND HIS COACHES WAS THROWIN MONEY AROUND LIKE THEY WAS IN A STRIP CLUB…WHICH AIN’T A FAR-FETCHED SITUMAGATION! (laffs) OL SLICK’S BOYS WAS TUCKIN HUNDERD DOLLAR BILLS IN THE WAISTBANDS OF CRUMMY RECRUITS SO THAT’S WHY Y’ALL STILL WEREN’T NO GOOD. DADGUMMIT, IF YOU GONNA CHEAT – GO ALL IN LIKE COACH CAL DOES! ONLY PROBLEM FOR U OF SMELL COACHES IS THAT THEY CAINT WALK INTO A CHURCH OR THEIR DEVIL SOULS WILL EXPLODE! (laffs)

SO BUCEPT YOUR FATE, YOU SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP, LIBERAL LOSERVILLE CRYBABIES…U OF SMELL JUST GONNA HAVE TO STAY A SMALLTIME LITTLE BROTHER NOBODY SCHOOL WITH A LAME DUCK FOOTBAW TEAM THAT CAINT BEAT MANUEL HIGH SCHOOL AND A BASKETBAW TEAM MADE UP OF WALK-ONS AND REE-JECTS. (laffs)

LARRY, I GUESS Y’ALL JUST GONNA HAVE TO CHEER FOR THE U OF SMELL STRIPPER CLUB DANCING LADYBIRDS. (laffs) THEY IS THE STORMY DANIELS OF COLLEGE DANCERS! (laffs) NO WONDER U OF SMELL ATTRACTS BAD GIRLS TO THE DARMITORIES. THEM DANCE TEAM GIRLS LOOK LIKE STORMY’S COUSINS! (laffs) GO CATS! GO BLUE! WE GOT US A WEEK OFF SO TAKE EXTRA TIME TO MOCK A CARDINAL FAN. IT AIN’T LIKE THEY’S BUSY TRYIN TO BUY TICKETS TO THE BOWL GAMES! (laffs) AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

Louisville fans should buckle their seatbelts before reading this joke

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Georgia Tech came to Louisville and put a thorough beatdown on the Cardinals. Even the Georgia Tech twitter guy got a final body shot in.

More ugly to come for Louisville. SCHEDULE

The Big Shrill – how liberals shout themselves into losers

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The U.S. Senate has confirmed Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court.

Liberal pundits on MSNBC immediately went to the tired old playbook about “white men are stomping on women and minorities” as they cast blame everywhere but in the mirror. MSNBC favored guest Bishop William Barber claimed “it was all a sham,” then incorrectly blamed Republicans for the 50 vote threshold (no longer 60) that was implemented by Harry Reid and the Democrats in 2013.

From the liberal Washington Post:

The Democrats’ decision to use the “nuclear option” five years ago has roiled the Senate and payback is unpleasant.

ITMFA = Impeach The Mother F***** Already

But don’t let facts get in the way. Scream, curse, and threaten people. “That ALWAYS works.” said no rational person ever.

Democrats were also hampered by a publicity seeking charlatan lawyer who shoehorned himself into the story. Michael Avenatti brought forth ludicrous accusations from questionable “clients” who claimed they were sexually assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh.

Passionate voices defending women against sexual assault were certainly heard. Dr. Christine Blasey Ford clearly had something nefarious happen to her during her teen years. The problem arose when due process was bypassed as people pre-convicted Brett Kavanaugh.

Some reasonable people, like the man in the NOW THIS tweet, perfectly state how men can be allies of victims of sexual assault without shrill antics that diminish the impact of the message.

That man has convicted Kavanaugh in his mind but still offers reasonable, logical validation for all women who have felt violated in the past.

>>>>read: THE NEW POLITICS OF EMOTION

After the Blasey Ford testimony, an extra week of FBI investigation could not shed new light on her claims. No corroboration was ever presented even though Kavanaugh bashers kept claiming that he “actually violated a woman.”

What’s your proof? None.

“You’re telling all women that they don’t matter…they’re just going to help that man to power. My assault doesn’t matter.”

The emotion was powerful but the proof was nowhere to be found. Logic must eventually prevail.

How many women have lied and falsely convicted men in the past? Ask the Duke lacrosse team or those University of Virginia students.

Due process demands an assumption of innocence until proven guilty. In the Kavanaugh case, no proof was produced. Now we move on. But wait…no we don’t. Emotions trump logic for liberals.

Scream. Curse. Harass. Threaten.

Liberals confused themselves by applying a political cloak to the work of the Supreme Court, a body that interprets laws. The Supreme Court gives final resolution to legal matters that are challenged at lower judicial levels.

Want politics? Get your candidates elected. That’s how America works, ragers.

As I’ve stated many times throughout the past 40 years of Carter-Reagan-Bush-Clinton-Bush-Obama-Trump, vile, vicious, vulgar, violent behavior does not change minds. It only cements current perspectives.

Liberals lose and America experiences rioting, stalking of conservatives in restaurants and public spaces, shrill disruption of pedestrian or vehicle thoroughfares, mobs outside conservative residences, and profanity laden signage.

Oh, homophobe much? Many liberals are hypocritical in announcing their support for LGBTQ rights while still using gay slurs to attack conservatives suspected of being gay.

Remember all of those riots in 2008 and 2012 when Barack Obama won presidential elections? Remember all of those raging protests both times that Obama put new justices on the Supreme Court?

Of course not. Conservatives don’t get apoplectic and destroy public property, hound liberal politicians, or scream F*** OBAMA in the streets.

Filthy, vile, vicious, vulgar behavior is not how they roll. They just regroup, reflect, and rebuild to figure out how to win the next election.

It’s emotions vs. logic.

Logic runs societies. Emotion runs amok.

Want to win? Use logic, shrillbillies.

With a liberal friendly media culture constantly affirming protesters, be certain that both sides will #RememberInNovember

A frat boy named Tad says Brett Kavanaugh may have seen a naked girl in college

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America, 2018. A frat boy named Tad doesn’t know if Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was at a house party where a naked woman was showing her nay nat, BUT HE COULD HAVE BEEN THERE!

Stop this nomination right now!

Due process is for progressives like David Letterman and Tom Brokaw.

Conviction by hazy frat boy recollections is GUARANTEED!

#TadSaysSo

The Trumpster ain’t having it.

A Louisville Cardinal in jail – sometimes the jokes just write themselves

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Meanwhile, University of Louisville football coach Bobby Petrino is under fire for his ineptitude in the closing minutes of a guaranteed win against conference rival Florida State. Oops.

To add insult to injury, the Tallahassee newspaper still calls it Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium. Double oops.

Parts Over Smarts – what a great band name

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This Brett Kavanaugh vs. “college professor WE MUST BELIEVE” tussle is the latest American flamethrower.

Should our high school horndog moments haunt us 35 years later?

YES! If they involve sexual abuse, lack of consent, or radiating pain for a victim.
NO! If it’s a thinly-veiled political stunt to ruin someone’s life.

Liberals demand that WE BELIEVE WOMEN unless they are conservative women accusing, say, Bill Clinton. Do any of these people who automatically believe Kavanaugh’s accuser put the same blind faith into rape and sexual abuse claims by Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broderick, or other accusers of Clinton?

But that’s old news. How about this week’s double standard of Liberal inability to recognize Liberal sexual and/or violent abusers?

A few days ago, the attorney for professor Christine Blasey Ford made a clear legal decision that her client was ready to testify before the Kavanaugh SCOTUS rush chairman and his stooges.

That same attorney was seen on an ABC News clip last year declaring that she would “resist” the Trump administration. Hmmm…she seems like an impartial woman with no ax to grind.

Katz is now demanding a full FBI investigation before she can testify. Sen. Diane Feinstein was not forthcoming about Blasey Ford’s accusation during her private senate meeting with Kavanaugh, leading to speculation that the entire saga is just a political stunt to delay the nomination process.

Katz hates Trump. Katz’s client wants to derail a Trump supreme court nominee.

Due process? What kind of chicanery are you suggesting, you, you, you…MAN!

There are some gaping holes in the fluctuating story of Christine Blasey Ford. What year? Where? Who was there?

But I am a man. I will refrain from commenting since men are supposed to STAY IN YOUR LANE on issues that involve women. Don’t mind the rest of us. Carry on with your partisan meltdown.

I’ll just stay over here playing backgammon with Merrick Garland.