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self-proclaimed madam and prostitute Katina Powell, author of the book Breaking Cardinal Rules, claiming that she provided U of L players and recruits with sexual partners over a four year period
self-proclaimed madam and prostitute Katina Powell, author of the book Breaking Cardinal Rules, claiming that she provided U of L players and recruits with sexual partners over a four year period

Surely you have heard that the University of Louisville basketball program is mired in an alleged sex scandal. A prostitute claims that she was paid by team staff member Andre McGee to provide female escorts for players, recruits, and sometimes the fathers of recruits.

If true, and if the prostitute’s claims that her own underage daughters were sometimes involved, massive federal charges related to sex trafficking on a public university campus would send the sports world into a Penn State Sandusky fervor and forever stain the careers of many prominent University of Louisville leaders.

Early speculation is that head coach Rick Pitino will keep his job. (I’ve known Pitino for 25 years and my best guess is that he would murder any member of his staff who would jeopardize the team’s work and integrity).

Other pundits think this could signal the end for Pitino’s Hall of Fame career.

A portion of prostitute Katina Powell's ledger, as illustrated in her book "Breaking Cardinal Rules"
A portion of prostitute Katina Powell’s ledger, as illustrated in her book “Breaking Cardinal Rules”

Until more evidence comes forward, let’s examine tangible evidence in hand. Alleged professional pimp (of her own underage daughters) Katina Powell’s unlawful transactions are published in ā€Ŗ#ā€ŽBreakingCardinalRulesā€¬. Is the publisher of this profit seeking book complicit in exploitation of underage sex workers regardless of whether those claims are verified? How long until the IRS investigates Katina Powell for failure to pay taxes on alleged cash transactions? Will the LMPD & UofL police chiefs investigate if the “cops” entries are legitimate? Who gave Andre McGee thousands of dollars in discretionary income to allegedly solicit prostitutes? What college or high school star athlete needs assistance finding female companions? What high school kid doesn’t use social media to brag about aberrant behavior at UofL or any other place? That’s how all of those cradle-robbing teachers are discovered. There have been zero social media references by recruits or student athletes related to misdeeds at Minardi Hall. And look at the ledger posted above. How many people keep sporadic logged entries over 4 years yet they’re uniformly lined with the exact same handwriting size as though they were all written at once with the same writing implement? Just asking.

Meanwhile, the taunts continue. All Louisville fans can do is wait out the multiple investigations underway.

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With that, here are the radio scripts for aggressive UK zealot The Beasman, who lives to taunt “U of Smell” and promote all things “U uh Kay.”

#1 BEASMAN scandal

HEY LARRY, NOW WE FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY U OF SMELL JERSEYS IS RED. SO THEY MATCH THE COLOR OF THE BASKETBAW DARM FRONT PORCH LIGHT. THIS STORY IS SO BIG THAT THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS CHANGED ITā€™S NAME TO CARDINAL TOWN. HEY LARRY, DID YOU NEED AN ESCORT TO GIT TO WORK?

This image was burning up the Internet only an hour after the prostitution claims were made public.
This image was burning up the Internet only an hour after the prostitution claims were made public.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HEY LARRY, WHAT DOES A U OF SMELL RECRUIT ORDER IN A FRENCH RESTAURANT? ESCORT-TO-GO! (laffs) GIT IT? SNAILS! ESCORT-TO-GO! COME ON, LARRY, QUIT ACTING LIKE THESE AINT FUNNY JOKES. I BEEN SETTIN HERE PACIN BACK AND FORTH WAITIN FOR YOUR STUPID SNAGGLE TOOTH WEASEL VOICE TO COME ON THE LECTRIC RADIO SO I CAN MOCK YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK AND SHOUT ā€œITā€™S OVER!ā€ ITā€™S ALL CRUMBLIN DOWN ON U OF SMELL AND US GOOD CLASSY CAT FANS IS LOVIN EVER MINUTE OF IT!

This meme also blazed onto UK fan sites only hours after the story went public
This meme also blazed onto UK fan sites only hours after the story went public

SLICK RICK HAS GOT TO RE-SIGN, LARRY MINNER. HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! LARRY, AINā€™T NO WAY YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND IS GONNA SLICK TAWK HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE. THE NC2A IS SENDING SO MANY INVERSTERGATERS IT LOOKS LIKE THE REFUGEES SWARMIN EUROPE. AND HOW DO YOU LIKE THE LADY WHO WROTE THE BOOK? SHE SELLS HER OWN DAUGHTERS LIKE TWO DOLLAR SAMMICHES. AND OF CARSE THEY IS ALL U OF SMELL FANS. HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs!

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U OF SMELL IS SO STUPID THAT THEY DONā€™T KNOW THAT STAR ATH-A-LETES CAN GIT ALL THE GIRLS THEY WANT. THEY DONā€™T GOT TO HAVE SOME GRAD ASS-SIS-TENT IDIOT TO GO FETCH EM SOME GIRLS. WHAT TIME IS SLICK RICK ANNOUNCING HIS RETIREMENT? YOU KNOW COACH CAL GOES TO MASS EVER DAY BECAUSE HEā€™S A HOLY MAN. HE DONā€™T COMMIT NO SEX SINS LIKE ALL THE LOSERVILLE COACHES AND PLAYERS AND RECRUITS. COACH CAL JUST GOES TO MASS, HAS LUNCH WITH THE POPE, THEN COMES BACK TO LEXINUN TO GO FARDY & OH WHILE LOSERVILLE GOES HOs BEFORE PROs!

The Courier Journal was forced to apologize to John Calipari for publishing this caricature of the Kentucky coach in 2014.
The Courier Journal was forced to apologize to John Calipari for publishing this caricature of the Kentucky coach in 2014.

LARRY, I TAPED MATT JONES SHOW BECAUSE HE LOVES TEARIN INTO SLICK RICK AND THE MEDIA SUCKUPS LIKE YOU WHO DONā€™T GOT THE GUTS TO CALL FOR HIS RESSER-NATION. MATT JONES ASTS HARD QUESTIONS TO COACH CAL BUT HE DONā€™T SIN SO THERE AINā€™T NOTHIN TO GIT HIM ON. HOW COME YOU DONā€™T GIT SLICK RICK ON THE RADIO TODAY AND AST HIM HOW ANDRE MCGEE COME UP WITH ALL THAT MONEY? LOSERVILLE HAVIN PROSTITUTES AINā€™T NO BIG NEWS BECAUSE ALL LOSERVILLE WOMEN GOT TO PROSTITUTE THEIRSELFS TO ACT LIKE THEY CAN CHEER FOR THEM DIRTY BIRDS.

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BUT ITā€™S THE MONEY QUESTION THAT THE NC2A GONNA BE SNOOPIN AROUND TO FIND OUT. WHO PAID THE MONEY TO THE MAMA PIMP AND HER TRASHY DAUGHTERS? ITā€™S OVER FOR SLICK RICK AND TOMMY TURTLENECK. LACK OF INSTITUTIONAL CONTROL. DEATH PENALTY! DEATH PENALTY! DEATH PENALTY! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! AND GIT RID OF YOUR SINFUL FOOTBAW COACH, TOO. Yā€™ALL HAVE BECOME THE UNIVERSITY OF SEX SCANDALS. YOU IS A LAUGHINGSTOCK IN COLLEGE SPARTS. AS SOON AS INVESTIGATORS FIGGER OUT WHICH CRIMINAL GIVE ANDRE MCGEE THE MONEY, THE NC2A WILL FINALLY CHOP OFF THE HEAD OF THE EVIL LOSERVILLE SNAKE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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U OF SMELL ATH-A-LETICS IS GOIN OUT OF BIDNIZ SO THE SCHOOL CAN GO BACK TO GIVIN OUT PHONEY DIPLOMAS AND SNIFFIN OUT EMBEZZLINā€™ PROFESSORS. THEY DONā€™T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MANY MINORITIES THEY GOT ON THE SCHOOL BOARD. ALL YOUR SINFUL COACHES AND PLAYERS IS SEX ADDICTS, AND THAT MAKES THEM A MINORITY WHEN SEPARATED FROM GOOD AND CLASSY COACHES LIKE U UH KAY GOT. PACK YOUR BAGS, SLICK RICK.

terry rick pitino courtside

MAYBE Yā€™ALL NEED TO FIRE ALL YOUR COACHES AND HIRE THE KARDASHIANSā€™ MAMA TO REPLACE JURICH. AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HOW TO MANAGE WHORES FOR PROFIT. HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! NOW THE NC2A GONNA ESCORT Y’ALL TO THE DEATH PENALTY! YOU CAINT GIT OUTTA THAT BY SLIDING DOWN A STRIPPER POLE! STICK A FARK IN THE DIRTY BIRDS! IT’S OVER! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs!

Online taunts are relentless.  This meme shows Chane Behanan with Montrezl Harrell.   Behanan had numerous discipline issues while at Louisville before he was indeed dismissed from the team.
Online taunts are relentless. This meme shows Chane Behanan with Montrezl Harrell. Behanan had numerous discipline issues while at Louisville before he was indeed dismissed from the team.

#2 BEASMAN scandal

OH LARRY, WHAT A FUN WEEKEND. DID YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK GO ON THE SLUT WALK OUT IN CALFORNIA? SOUNDS LIKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS WOULD BE THERE AT A THING CALLED THE SLUT WALK. COME ON, LARRY, CAINT TAKE A JOKE?

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MATT JONES SAID HE LOOKED IN YOUR RADIO STUDIO ON FRIDEE AFTERNOON WHEN SLICK RICK WAS FIBBIN TO THE MEDIA AND MATT SAID YOU JUST LAID YOUR HEAD DOWN AND CRIED BECAUSE YOUR TRAITOR TURNCOAT DREAMS WAS ALL OVER. YOU AND SLICK RICK STABBED U UH KAY IN THE BACK AND NOW LOOK AT Yā€™ALLā€¦FAILED AND MISERABLE CARDINAL HAS BEENS WHILE U UH KAY IS DOMMERATING THE WORLD. IT WAS GREAT THAT U UH KAY BEAT EASTERN IN OVERTIME AND COACH CAL GOT US ANOTHER 5-STAR MACDONALD ALL-AMERICAN, BUT THATā€™S JUST EVERDAY BIG BLUE GREATNESS.

UK fans: "Montrezl Harrell returned for his junior season, but was is because he liked the prostitutes?"

THE FUNNEST PART OF THE WEEKEND WAS LAFFIN AT ALL YOU SAGGY PANTS, SNAGGLE TOOTH, NECK TATTOO, IDIOT U OF SMELL FANS WHO FINALLY GOT TO ADMIT THAT YOUR PROGRUM AINT NOTHIN BUT A BIG WHORE HOUSE. WHO KNEW THAT EVER LOSERVILLE LETTER OF INTENT IS WROTE ON A PAIR OF GIRLā€™S UNDERWEAR? LOSERVILLE AINā€™T GOT NO MORALS BECAUSE THEIR COACHES AINā€™T GOT NO MORALS SO THEIR PLAYERS DONā€™T KNOW NO BETTER BUT TO IMMERTATE THEIR LEADERS. COACH CAL GOES TO MASS EVER DAY AND LIVES A RIGHTEOUS LIFE OF PRAYER AND SUCCESS.

"Hey Popey Guy, git me one of them golden staff thangs so I can bop me some gay boys on their sinful heads!"
“Hey Popey Guy, git me one of them golden staff thangs so I can bop me some gay boys on their sinful heads!”

THE ONLY OTHER WOMAN COACH CAL HAS EVER BEEN SEEN WITH IS KIM DAVIS. BOTH OF ā€˜EM GOT TO GO UP AND SHOOT THE BREEZE WITH THE POPE BUT YOU NOTICE SLICK RICK OR BOBBY PETRINKO DINT GIT INVITED TO COME UP FOR POPE SEEINā€™. THATā€™S BECAUSE EVEN THE POPEā€™S MIRACLES CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH. SLICK RICK AND BOBBY IS HOPELESS CAUSES.

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I LIKE HOW SLICK RICK SAYS HE DONā€™T KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT NO ANDRE MCGEE GITTIN NO PROSTITUTES WHEN SLICK RICK KNOWS EM ALL BY NAME. SLICK RICK CALLS OUT THEIR NAMES LIKE SANTAā€™S REINDEER. ON BUBBLES, ON TRIXIE, ON GINGER, ON PIXIE! TO THE TOP OF POLE, TO THE TOP OF THE BAR! YOU KNOW WHY SLICK RICK DONā€™T HOST KIDS FOR SUMMER DRILLS NO MORE? BECAUSE HEā€™S TOO BUSY RUNNING A TRAMP STAMP CAMP. I LOVE IT.

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LARRY, WHY DONā€™T Yā€™ALL JUST GO AHEAD AND SHUT DOWN THE U OF SMELL ATH-A-LETICS PROGRUM AND TURN THE YUM YUM CENTER INTO A HOME FOR WAYWARD GIRLS? HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! I GOT A MILLION OF EM, LITTLE BUDDY. WE SHOULD HAVE NOTICED SOMETHIN WAS UP WHEN ALL THE U OF SMELL COACHES STARTED DRIVIN FORD ESCORTS. THEREā€™S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR Yā€™ALL CUZ YOU PICKED UP TWO NEW SPONSORS: A CONDOM COMPANY AND THAT DRUGSTORE PREGNANCY TEST.

University of Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino promised his team that, if they won the NCAA Championship, he'd get a tattoo.  Promise kept.
University of Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino promised his team that, if they won the NCAA Championship, he’d get a tattoo. Promise kept.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AND HEREā€™S ANOTHER POSITIVE NOTE: THE MOTHER WHO SELLS HER THREE DAUGHTERS FOR PROSITUTION HAS BEEN NAMED U OF SMELLā€™S ENTREPRENEUR OF THE YEAR. BUY SEASON TICKETS AT THE GARDEN STORE AND THEYā€™LL THROW IN A FREE HO. AND FYI LARRY, WHEN Yā€™ALL GIT STRIPPED OF YOUR TITLE, THAT WONā€™T BE PERFORMED BY A NAKED STRIPPER.

terry NCAA Championship Trophy 2013

AND I SEEN YOUR PITCHER ON THE TWITTER MACHINE WHERE YOU IS HOLDIN UP THE U OF SMELL NATIONAL CHAMPIONCHIPS TROPHY Yā€™ALL GONNA HAVE TO GIVE BACK. SO I SUGGEST YOU REPLACE IT WITH A PITCHER OF YOU HOLDIN UP A PROSTITUTE INSTEAD! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! COME ON, NC2A. SHUT ā€˜EM DOWN! STOP LOSERVILLE BEFORE THEY BRING PROSTITUTION AND DEBAUCHERY TO THE REST OF MORAL AMERICA. WE NEED TO GIT DONALD TRUMP TO BUILD A BIG WALL AROUND LOSERVILLE SO THEM IMMORAL COACHES AND THEIR PROSTITUTE FRIENDS CAINT EXCAPE TO SIN IN OTHER GOOD CLASSY COLLEGE TOWNS LIKE LEXINUN.

Donald Trump. Developer. Playa.
Donald Trump. Developer. Playa.

IT AINā€™T LIKE U OF SMELL FANS SHOULD BE SURPRISED. THEY BEEN GETTING SCREWED FOR YEARS BY OVERPRICED TICKETS FOR N.I.T. LEVEL TALENT. PARENTS OF COLLEGE KIDS WORRY ABOUT LOSING THEIR SHIRTS BUT U OF SMELL RECRUITS GOTTA WORRY ABOUT LOSIN THEIR PANTS. HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! LET’S SEE Y’ALL BUXPLAIN HOW ANDRE MCGEE GOT $10,000 CASH TO PAY THEM SEX WORKERS. IT’S U OF SMELL’S YEAR OF THE FAN, BUT IT ALSO MUST BE YEAR OF THE TRICK. HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs! HOs BEFORE PROs!

Joe B Hall and Terry Meiners, 2010
Joe B Hall and Terry Meiners, 2010
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dad. husband. observer. media personality. pathological flyer.
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