One of the most powerful messages every girl should embrace
You will never look like the girl in the magazine. The girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.
— Fact (@Fact) January 12, 2017
Just be you. It’s real. It’s honest. And it is you. That’s all you need.
That’s Katy Perry after makeup artists and photo manipulations.
Here is the real Katy Perry. Just be you.
Now for bald men who must appear on HD television broadcasts, smear it on like cake icing. Every little bit helps prevent viewers from tossing their cookies. (Hey Einstein, don’t forget your toupee!)
To quote the radio commercial for erectile dysfunction cure, “Thank you for making me feel like a man…again.”