Not really true.
Comedian Tim Allen appeared on Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel and stirred up controversy by comparing Liberal Hollywood group think with ’30s Germany oppression.
Here comes the I’M OFFENDED parade. Liberals immediately made the leap that Allen was equating pressure to conform with, well, very brutal, murderous pressure to conform.
For those of you who have forgotten…humor is exaggeration of real circumstances. As Bill Maher says, “This is PARODY…something that we in the comedy business call a JOKE.”
The most amazing part of this “news” is that the LGBT community didn’t have a conniption fit over Allen’s assertion that a Gay Pride Parade with trucks full of naked men is no place to take your 5-year-old.
Isn’t that micro aggressive, homophobic HATE SPEECH? Are you trying to teach your child that alternative lifestyles should be kept in the closet? For shame, Tim Allen! You are DEAD TO ALL SANCTIMONIOUS SNOWFLAKES and you will NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
signed, the tolerant people
Millennial: “I don’t judge people.”
Me: “You lock your door, don’t you?”
Me: “Then you’re judging people, dipstick.”
Of course locking your door doesn’t make you judgmental. It’s a joke about sound judgment related to known threats in society, the same judgment needed to select your kid’s school and the neighborhood you call home.
Is comedy dead in a perpetually aggrieved society? Nope. It’s just limited to self-deprecation or vilification of oppressive white dudes.
The very black Chris Rock isn’t allowed to excoriate faulty African Americans any longer. This brilliant comedy piece is 20 years old. Another masterful bit from Rock is entitled How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police.
Today’s #BlackLivesMatter hypersensitivity keeps Rock from doing this type of material lest he be accused of abusing the marginalized. He’s black and yet he is dissuaded from clowning on black people by PC overlords. Insane.
It’s surprising that the man who narrated the above video hasn’t been executed by Jihad Jenny.
Millennials tell their elders to stop shaming them even though a majority of millennials are self-righteous pricks offended by everything. Their street cred is built on the notion that they are pure of heart and that people with contrary views do not deserve their right to free speech.
There are some millennials who mock the shallow nature of their selfie-obsessed peers.
For many twentysomethings, Whinytown is today’s cultural capitol. Self-proclaimed tolerant millennials have no tolerance for “elders” like Rock and Jerry Seinfeld. Both say they will no longer perform on college campuses, tired of finger-wagging political correctness.
After lampooning a grad student demanding free birth control as a slut, radio’s Rush Limbaugh was slut-shamed into apologizing. Howard Stern had to eat his words for calling a pudgy woman “a talentless little fat chick.”
Big-boned liberals are to be celebrated for their natural beauty. Notice that late night comedians are not corrected for fat-shaming Chris Christie because, dude, he’s a conservative.
But Melissa McCarthy is a comedy genius. (cue one of a thousand women empowerment anthems: Roar! This is My Fight Song!, etc)
Humor is subjective. Some will laugh at the above meme and others don’t believe that anyone has the right to make that point.
Today’s Joe McCarthy wannabe millennials cast aspersions upon those they determine to be racist, homophobic, misogynistic “white dude” oppressors of the “marginalized” (read: anyone who isn’t getting sufficient attention).
Free speech is on life support because our kids don’t understand the danger of impeding it.
It’s on us to teach them to discern and judge a tumultuous culture where not every person is deserving of unchecked adoration. Teach your kids to judge what’s right and wrong and what is productive and what is treacherous or dangerous.
Judgment is good.
“I take care of my kids!” we cry, expecting to be praised with lots of LIKES and heart emojis.
Chris Rock rolls his eyes: “You’re SUPPOSED to take care of your kids!”
“O, Utopia. Why must your sweet governance always turn so quickly from the Edenic to the Stalinist?”
From the Power 105 Breakfast Club radio show – In a freewheeling conversation, Damon Wayans reflects on his famous family, classic comedy sketches that would face PC opposition today, SNL discomfort, In Living Color, Kevin Hart, harnessing talent, and more.
A little news popped when Wayans said Bill Cosby is being taken down by a “money hustle” and that some of his accusers are “unrapeable.”
No way any of this comedy would fly on today’s thought-policed college campuses. The Atlantic examines humorists with mouths full of blood sidestepping their comedic instincts so as not to trample upon the “values of the herd.”
————–DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL————–
BODY SHAMING COULD EARN A PROFESSIONAL DEATH PENALTY
In today’s sanitized comedy universe, there is no tolerance for truthful observation comedy beyond self-loathing or vilifying Republicans (always a safe go-to winner).
Sewer mouth comedian Nicole Arbour tried to go ballistic on overweight people but YouTube shut down her account (then reinstated it) for caustic “fat shaming” comments. NSFW
One of the most downloaded 84WHAS Radio podcasts are my conversations with University of Kentucky fanatic The Beasman. These sketches air two times weekly, usually at 5:45 p.m. but occasionally earlier in the 4 p.m. hour.
BEASMAN cats lose again
(sniff) AINT NO HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS IN WILDCAT COUNTRY, LARRY MINNER. FORGIT SANTY CLAUS. TAKE DOWN THE TREE. ALL THESE POOR CAT FAN KIDS IS CRYING ABOUT NO FARDY AND OH, NO THURDY NINE AND ONE, MAYBE NOT EVEN NO THURDY EIGHT AND TWO. I BEEN WALKIN AROUND IN A DADGUM DAZE SINCE FRIDAY NIGHT. BAYLOR. WE WAS CALLING THEM GAY-LER. HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO THE GOOD AND CLASSY BIG BLUE NATION? HOW COME WE GIT ALL THE BEST RECRUITS IN THE WORLD AND THESE OTHER TEAMS HAVE THE NERVE TO SCORE MORE POINTS? WE IS THE CATS! IT AINT POSED TO BE LIKE THIS. ALL US GOOD CLASSY CAT FANS POSED TO BE WALKIN AROUND GITTIN IN YOUR FACE TAWKIN ABOUT HOW WE IS DUNK DYNASTY AND COACH CAL IS A GOD AND U UH KAY IS THE ONLY SCHOOL IN THIS STATE AND “THEY DON’T WANNA BEAT US – THEY WANT TO BE US!” WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT? WE DON’T RECRUIT—WE JUST RELOAD. DADGUMMIT, AIN’T NOBODY POSED TO BEAT NO U UH KAY NEVER. SO I TURNT ON YOUR STOOPID RADIO SHOW TO LISTEN TO SEE IF YOU’RE SMIRKIN…BUT YOU AINT. I BEEN WAITIN FOR YOU TO KICK COACH CAL IN THE FACE BUT YOU AINT. WHY CAINT YOU U OF SMELLERS BE LOUDMOUTH HATERS LIKE US GOOD CLASSY WILDCAT FANS? COME ON, LARRY. JUST SAY WHAT YOU’S WANTIN TO SAY—THAT YOU IS LOVIN’ WATCHING COACH CAL FAIL. THAT YOU LIKE SEEING CAT FANS WALKIN AROUND LONGFACED. HOW COME YOU CAINT TAWK SMACK LIKE MATT JONES USED TO DO BEFORE U UH KAY DONE BECOME A FAILURE? COME ON…GIT IT OVER WITH. GO AHEAD AND MOCK ME, LARRY MINNER. MOCK MATT JONES FOR BEIN A GASBAG OBSESSIN ON U OF SMELL. I KNOW YOU WANT TO BECAUSE HE PUNKED ON YOU WHEN U OF SMELL LOST TO NARTH CARAMALINER. I’M SICK TO MY STOMACH CUZ MY CATS DONE LOSTED TO GAYLOR AND DROPPED IN THE PO; AND WE MIGHT LOSE SOME MORE. BUT I CAINT MAKE LARRY MINNER BITE ON MY BOBBER. COME ON—I WANT THAT BALD HEAD OF YOURS TO GIT ALL SWOLE UP THINKIN YOU’S GONNA BEAT THE CATS IN A COUPLE A WEEKS. I KNOW YOU IS ALL COCKY BECAUSE YOUR LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS THUMPED EM ANOTHER CUPCAKE BASKETBAW TEAM SAIRDEE, AND BACK ON THURSDEE THEY GOT LUCKY IN FOOTBAW AGAINST CINCINNAPLISS. AND NOW CHARLIE STRONG GOIN BOWLIN AGAIN WHILE U UH KAY STAYS HOME WITH COACH STOOPID. COME ON, LARRY, LEMME HAVE IT. IF THE SHOE WAS ON THE OTHER FOOT, ME AND MATT JONES WOULD BE IN YOUR FACE SCREAMIN “GOOOO BIG BLUE – YOU SUCK – YOU’RE GAY – Y’ALL IS LITTLE BROTHER – CATS IS AWESOME – BIG BLUE NATION.” WHEN YOU DON’T TAUNT US, WE GOT NOTHIN TO TAWK ABOUT BUCEPT THE WILDCAT HISTREE BOOKS. THAT’S WHAT US CAT FANS DO—TAWK ABOUT THE 1940S AND 50S, AND THEN COACH CAL WINNING IT TWO YEARS AGO, BUT NEVER TAWK ABOUT SLICK RICK OR TUBBY WINNING IT CUZ THEY SUCK. AND WE NEVER, EVER MENTION LOSIN IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE N.I.T. TO BOBBY MO BECAUSE THAT WAS SOME KIND OF KARMA PAYBACK FOR HAVING THAT U OF SMELL GUY KENNY PAYNE ON OUR BENCH. I DON’T WANT CHRISTMAS TO GIT NO WORSER. I DINT THINK I’D EVER SAY THIS, BUT GO WESTERN KENTUCKY HILLTOPPERS. BEAT THEM LOSERVILLES TO SHUT EM UP. I TELL YOU WHAT, IF COACH CAL LOSES TO NARTH CARAMALINER AND THEN TO LOSERVILLE ON DECEMBER 28, HE BETTER JUST PACK HIS BAGS AND MOVE ON. WE’LL GO GIT US TRAVIS FARD TO COME BACK TO U UH KAY TO LEAD US BACK TO THE PROMISED LAND. THEN BIG BLUE NATION WILL SOUND LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT AND SING WE AINT NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER GONNA HIRE NO MORE SLICK TAWKIN I-TALIAN COACHES. WE IS STICKING TO KENTUCKY BOYS!