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Cats fail to Kash but THE STREAK STARTS NOW

THE BEASMAN cats lose again
I ALMOST WANNA VOMIT WHEN YOU ANSWER THE PHONE! U OF SMELL AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A BUNCH OF DEMONS! ALL Y’ALL SNAGGLE TOOTH, STINKBREATH CARDINAL FANS WAS A-SQAWKIN BOUT KASH DANIEL TWISTIN THAT FLORIDER GUY’S ANKLE BUT I SEEN SOME U OF SMELL THUG ON SAIRDEE TRYIN TO BREAK A LEG ON A FLORIDER STATE GUY. HOW COME Y’ALL AIN’T ALL HOT-HEADED ABOUT THAT, YOU BUNCH OF HIPPER-CRIT LOSERVILLE LOSERS!

IT’S OK WHEN A U OF SMELLER TRIES TO BREAK A GUY’S LEG BUT WHEN GOOD AND CLASSY KASH DANIEL DOES THAT, Y’ALL CARDINAL SUCKUPS WANT TO GIVE HIM THE DEATH PENALTY! FRAUDS! LOSERVILLE LOSERS CAINT WIN SO YOU GOTTA TRY TO HURT THE GOOD AND CLASSY CATS! BY THE BY, Y’ALL LOST TO NOBODY WILLIE TAGGER AND HIS BAD NEWS BEARS FROM FLORIDA STATE! (laffs) DID YOU SEE HOW BIGTIME S.E.C. JARJUH SHOWED THEM NASTY CATHLICKS FROM NOTRE DAME WHO’S BOSS? S.E.C. FOOTBAW…IT JUST MEANS MORE!

A.C.C. AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A BUNCH OF NANCY BOYS SO DON’T EVEN ACT LIKE Y’ALL CARDINAL CONVICTS CAN HANG WITH KENTUCKY. WE STILL GONNA JACK YOUR JAW IN NOVEMBER…BUT DADGUMMIT, THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS DONE GOT A TWO GAME LOSER STREAK RIGHT NOW! (cry)

THIS WAS POSED TO BE THE YEAR OF THE CATS! BUT COACH STOOPS HAD TO LEAVE KASH DANIEL ON THE BENCH FOR THE FIRST QUARTER AND THAT’S WHEN THEM COWBELL HILLBILLY MISTER-SIPPY STATE BULL DYKES JUMPED ALL OVER US. NOW WE’S TWO AND TWO! (cry)

WE POSED TO BE FORTY AND OH! (cry) DADGUMMIT! WE IS BIG BLUE NATION! KENTUCKY POSED TO BE UP THERE IN THE PO WITH ALABAMMER AND JARJUH BUT NAWWW. WE AIN’T IN NO TOP 25 CUZ U OF SMELL FANS PITCHED A FIT OVER KASH DANIEL SO STOOPS COULDN’T LET HIM PLAY AND WE LOST! Y’ALL SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, GOLD TOOF, MARY-JUH-WANNA VAPIN, WELFARE FRAUD, MAKIN BABIES OUTTA WEDLOCK, NECK TATTOO LOSERVILLE CARDINALS IS JUST JELLY OF KENTUCKY!

ADMIT IT, YOU BALD HAIRED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, BENNER-DICK ARNOLD! AND SPEAKIN OF TRAITORS, I LOVE IT THAT YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK DINT GIT ONE RED CENT FROM U OF SMELL CUZ HE’S A CHEATIN, LYIN, STRIPPER PO LOVIN HAS BEEN! (laffs) POOR OL SLICK RICK – NOW HE GITS TO SAY THAT HE RESIGNED WHEN WE ALL KNOW HE GOT FIRED! (laffs)

Terry Meiners with Bob Ley on Outside the Lines, ESPN, October 2017

WHAT A FRAUD! “OH HEY, MISTER GUY LOOKIN FOR A COACH. HIRE ME CUZ I RESIGNED FROM LOSERVILLE. JUST DON’T LOOK UP NOTHIN ON GOOGLE CUZ GOOGLE MIGHT LIE AND SAY I GOT FIRED FOR CHEATIN!” (laffs) WHAT A JOKE! SLICK RICK IS PRETENDIN LIKE NOBODY MEMBERS THE STRIPPERS OR THE RESTRUNT SEX OR THE 5 STAR BRIAN BOWEN WHO JUST DROPPED OUT OF THE SKY! YEAH, SURE! (laffs) AND NOW SLICK RICK STANDS UP ON THE HIGHWAY EXIT WITH A CARDBOARD SIGN THAT SAYS “WILL COACH FOR FOOD!” I LOVE IT! (laffs)

LARRY MINNER AIN’T GONNA STAY IN LOVE WITH NO POOR SLICK RICK SO YOU MUST BE LOOKIN FOR A NEW RICH BOYFRIEND. WHY DON’T YOU WRITE A LOVE LETTER TO THE AMAZON BALD GUY TO BUY BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? Y’ALL COULD LIVE UP THERE ENJOYIN EACH OTHER’S PACKAGES! (laffs) WHY AIN’T YOU LAFFIN AT MY FUNNY COMEDY JOKES? THIS HERE IS BIGTIME FREE COMEDY I’M GIVIN YOU, LARRY! (laffs)

AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! STOOPS TROOPS GOT KASH DANIEL BACK THIS WEEK AGAIN SOUTH CARAMALINER SO WE GONNA BE JUST FINE! THE WINNIN STREAK STARTS NOW FOR BIG BLUE NATION! BRING ON ALABAMMER AND THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS! WE IS KENTUCKY! THE WINNIN STARTS NOW! THE WINNIN STARTS NOW! THE WINNIN STARTS NOW! FARTY AND OH! FARTY AND OH! FARTY AND OH! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE!

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