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Rick Pitino halftime hilarity – Who knows what’s next?

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University of Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino and I had a ton of fun with his TV show during his first 12 years in Louisville. The contract eventually went to a different TV station and we lost our weekly silliness.

Here’s a typical show. It originally aired on December 20, 2008. The final segment (at approx 21 minutes in) shows a montage of the goofball halftime interviews we would do for laughs. Once I launched my second question, I had no idea what Pitino would say to break my shoes. ESPN Sportscenter eventually picked it up one night. Pitino saw it and texted: “Our act finally made it to national TV.” Mission accomplished.

Coach P is still one of the best interview subjects in all of media. He gives thoughtful, insightful answers and never forgets to add some humor. That skill set will serve him well whenever he steps away from coaching and goes to TV commentary.

Pitino tells me today that he is ready to go back to work on Monday with that same head of steam he brings every year.

Dr. Greg Postel: man of few published words

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by Terry Meiners

Should a man with a skimpy resume serve as the next president of the University of Louisville? Dr. Greg Postel is UofL’s interim president and is working hard to make it his official title. The university’s board of trustees will ultimately decide if Dr. Postel, a radiologist, has a presidential level body of work.

The Thinker by Auguste Rodin

People seem to like his administrative direction and I’m told he’s got people skills but what about his paperwork? Dr. Postel’s list of published manuscripts is on the thin side when compared to other academicians like former Presidents Dr. James Ramsey, Dr. Neville Pinto, and Dr. Postel’s former UofL boss Dr. David Dunn.

After 23 years at UofL, Postel cites just 19 published manuscripts in his scant seven page curriculum vitae.

But we learn he was once a guest on a local radio show (transcript not available).

Seriously, where is the voluminous research and analysis that most university president eggheads tirelessly churn out to pull higher education forward?

By comparison, former University of Louisville interim President Pinto’s 26 page resume lists 87 published manuscripts, book chapters, and conference proceedings in his specialty of engineering. Pinto also lists 122 research presentations to Postel’s one (principle investigator for an imaging technology).

Financial specialist (irony noted) Dr. Jim Ramsey’s resume lists more than 60 authored or co-authored articles, book chapters, and proceedings in refereed publications.

Rick Pitino, Dr. Greg Postel, and Tom Jurich meet with the media after receiving harsh NCAA penalties.

For medical comparison with Dr. Postel, check the accomplishments of his predecessor Dr. David Dunn, the former executive vice president of health affairs for UofL. Dunn has been published 322 times, two-thirds of the manuscripts in refereed (peer-reviewed) publications. He’s co-authored two medical books and published 83 book chapters.

Dunn was dry docked by Dr. James Ramsey in 2015 when questions arose about whether federal research money was misused by Dunn and two associates. After an investigation, the U.S. attorney decided not to pursue the case and Dunn was given a $1.15 million settlement to leave UofL. Dr. Postel then popped up the chain as Dunn’s successor.

So Dr. Dunn, formerly in a pseudo second-in-command position at UofL, lists about fifteen times more peer-reviewed authorship than presidential hopeful Dr. Postel.

Dunn’s prolific published manuscript work indicates the UofL board of trustees should demand more from Dr. Postel or any candidate who wants to be the actual president of the university. Make Dr. Dunn’s portfolio a measuring device.

Peer-reviewed and approved research matters. Unless his resume was edited with humility in mind, Dr. Postel is clearly a research underachiever and not yet ready to earn the presidency of the University of Louisville.

College presidents don’t pop up like Pez candies just because they’re next in line. Character, intellect, work ethic, and a boundless curiosity for academic research are the first four checkpoints for considering a potential university president. As of today, Dr. Greg Postel does not match the criterion.

Pez. You never know what will pop up next.

SEE: PATHWAYS TO THE PRESIDENCY
a report by Deloitte’s Center for Higher Education Excellence

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Dr. Greg Postel’s refereed publications from his May 2, 2016 vitae (still published as is on August 1, 2017)

PUBLICATIONS PEER-REVIEWED
1. Postel, G.C., Peet, V.B.: The Role of Amino Acid Crystal Formation in Carcinogenesis. The College of Wooster Physical Chemistry Thesis. 1984.
2. Aaron, J.O., Postel, G.C., Shields, R.E., Garr, E., Hourigan, J.: A Fatal Illness Presenting as an S 1 Radiculopathy: Vascular Causes of Lumbar Radicular Pain. Journal of the Kentucky Medical Association. 95:7. July, 1997.
3. Huang, T.Y., Sileo, D.R., Huang, J.T., Postel, G.C., Abaskaron, M., Aaron, J.O.: MR imaging of acute transverse myelitis. Journal of Kentucky Medical Association. 97(4):165-167. April, 1999.
4. Huang, T.Y., Huang, J.T., Yam, L.T., Postel, G.C., Abaskaron, M.: Computed Tomography Guidance in Bone Marrow Aspiration for Diagnosis of Marrow Necrosis and Metastasis. Journal of Kentucky Medical Association. 97(7):299-302. July, 1999.
5. Huang, T.Y., Shields, R.E., Huang, J.T., Postel, G.C., Abaskaron, M.: Scrotal Herniation of the Bladder Secondary to Prostate Enlargement. The Journal of Urology. 162:448-489. August, 1999.
6. Reisner, A., Marshall, G.S., Bryant, K., Postel, G.C., Eberly, S.M.: Endovascular Occlusion of a Carotid Pseudoaneurysm Complicating Deep Neck Space Infection in a Child. Journal of Neurosurgery. 91:510- 514. September, 1999.
7. Postel, G.C.: Evaluation of Arterial Supply to the Spinal Cord: Different Approaches in Different Settings. Journal of Cardiothoracic and Vascular Anesthesia. 13(5):519-520. October, 1999.
8. Caruso, R.D., Postel, G.C., McDonald, C.S., Sherry, R.G.: High signal on T1-weighted MR images of the head: A pictorial essay. Journal of Clinical Imaging. 25:312-319. 2001.
9. Caruso, R.D., Postel, G.C., McDonald, C.S., Aronson, B.A., Christensen, J.D.: Software annotated digitally photographed and printed MR images: Suitability for publication. Academic Radiology. 9:346-351. March, 2002.
Gregory C. Postel, M.D., May 2, 2016 Page 7 of 7
10. Gharib, A., Postel, G.C., Mirza, S., Mann, F.A.: A thoracic spine translation injury with lateral facet dislocation. American Journal of Roentgenology. 178(6):1450. June, 2002.
11. Caruso, R.D., Postel, G.C.: Image editing with Adobe Photoshop 6.0. Radiographics. 22:993-1002. 2002.
12. Caruso, R.D., Postel, G.C.: Image Annotation with Adobe Photoshop. Journal of Digital Imaging. 15(4):197-202. December, 2002.
13. Postel, G.C.: The obligation to communicate. American Journal of Surgery. 187(2):155-156. February, 2004.
14. Casanova, M.F., Christensen, J.D., Giedd, J., Rumsey, J.M., Garver, D.L., Postel, G.C.: Magnetic resonance imaging study of brain asymmetries in dyslexic patients. Journal of Child Neurology. 20(10):842-847, October, 2005.
15. Huang, T., Civelek, A.C., Li, J., Jiang, H., Ng, C.K., Postel, G.C., Shen, B., Li, X.: Tumor Microenvironment- Dependent F-FDG, F-Fluorothymidine, and F-Misonidazole Uptake: A Pilot Study in Mouse Models of Human Non-Small Cell Lung Cancer. Journal of Nuclear Medicine. 53(8):1262-1268. August, 2012.
16. Huang, T., Civelek, A.C., Zheng, H., Ng, C.K., Duan, X., Li, J., Postel, G.C., Shen, B., Li, X.F.: 18F- misonidazole PET imaging hypoxia in micrometastases and macroscopic xenografts of human non-small cell lung cancer: Correlating with autoradiographic and histological findings. Am J Nucl Med Mol Imaging. 3(2):142-153. 2013.
17. Li, X.F., Huang, T., Wang, X., Shen, B., Wang, X., Ng, C.K., Postel, G.C., Civelek, A.C.: Combined Injection of (18)F-Fluorodeoxyglucose and 3’-Deoxy-3’[(18)F]fluorothymidine PET Achieves More Complete Identification of Viable Lung Cancer Cells in Mice and Patients then Individual Radiopharmaceutical: A Proof-of-Concept Study. Transl Oncol. 6(6):775-83. December 1, 2013.
18. Billeter, A.T., Miller, F.B., Harbrecht, B.G., Bowen, W., Stephens, M.J., Postel, G.C., Smith, J.W., Penta, M., Coleman, R., Franklin, G.A., Trunkey, D.D., Polk, H.C. Jr. Am J Surg. 207(4):459-66. April, 2014.

AUDIO: Rick Pitino on his new team, emotional reaction to NCAA sanctions, Andre McGee, more

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On my WHAS Radio show, University of Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino talked about his talent for the upcoming basketball season. He also updates his emotional state after the NCAA sanctions were announced, the appeal strategy, Andre McGee’s poor decision making, and Pitino’s view of what’s ahead.

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Rick Pitino on what he knew, the impact of strippergate, and believing the appeal will “get it right”

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Here’s a candid update letter from Rick Pitino to members of Friends of the Ville, a philanthropy group managed by the university. Pitino has assembled similar booster groups while coaching at Kentucky, and Boston. I’ve served on the board of DPF (Daniel Pitino Foundation) for about 15 years. My best guess is that more than $10 million has been raised since the 90s, with most of the money going to the Daniel Pitino Foundation to serve children’s charities. DPF was founded to honor the memory of Joanne & Rick Pitino’s son who died in his first year of life.

Here is Coach Pitino’s letter to our group:

“Friends of the Ville”
LOUISVILLE BASKETBALL

June 21, 2017

Dear Friends of the Ville

I am writing to you as close supporters and Friends of the Ville members. You are special to me and I realize you have endured a lot over the last two years. When the news first came out in 2015, it sunk my emotions to the lowest point anyone could possibly imagine. I write this letter to tell you and encourage you to keep your spirits high.

First and foremost, I believe that the truth will prevail and justice will be served. We hired Chuck Smrt to guide us through this process. As an ex-NCAA enforcement staff member, Chuck directed us on what to do immediately based on the findings of the NCAA enforcement staff and we did exactly what he directed. We took away a chance to possibly go to a Final Four and win a National Championship. We were ranked 11th at the time with an experienced team, and imposed scholarship reductions and limited recruiting contacts. Based on the nature of what one of our ex-employees did, the committee penalized us beyond reason for the charges that were presented against us.

Let me clear up the following and leave no doubt that this is the truth and the only truth:
• Billy Minardi Hall was built in memory of my best friend and brother-in-law who I lost on 9/11. If I knew of anything that was going on there that would dishonor his name, that person wouldn’t be able to get out of town fast enough.
• I was told during the process that I didn’t ask pointed questions. Well what does that mean exactly? I asked our staff if the recruits enjoyed themselves. What did they do? How did they like everything? I then met with their families for breakfast and asked the same questions. No, I did not ask the staff if they saw any strippers last night. I can assure you that if I asked Andre any difficult question, he would have lied to my face to avoid immediate termination.

For background, I was coaching the Puerto Rican National team in Mexico when reports of the book first broke. I tried calling Andre to see if this was true. He wouldn’t answer. I then called Kareem Richardson, my ex-assistant and Andre’s boss. I asked Kareem to get Andre on the phone with him (Kareem was the Head Coach of UMKC and Andre was his assistant). I got right to the point: Did you have non-students in our dorm? His response was a girl that he was dating brought one of her daughters and her friends and they listened to music with the guys. I then asked who is this woman you are dating? He said he met her at a convention. I then asked what does she do? His response after months of reflection was absurd. He said she is a party planner. I exploded on the phone, I said you brought girls into a dorm to listen to music because you were dating a party planner? Mike Balado was sitting next to me, I was yelling so loud that I started to feel sick. I hung up and he swore to me that nothing improper happened and that they were just listening to music. I called back and asked Kareem did he believe him? His response was “why would he lie, the truth will come out.” I then spoke to Kenny Klein and he told me that the reports within the book did not say they were just listening to music.

I bring this story up because that was a phone call where I was 1500 miles away. Did the NCAA enforcement staff believe that Andre would ever tell me the truth if we were face to face? Absolutely not. He would have lied and lie some more. He knew how much that dorm meant to me. He knew how sickened I would be by his actions.

Bernie Madoff fooled the smartest people on Wall Street, SEC, family, brokers and major hedge funds. There are no questions that I asked to even give me a small clue to what was going on. Security employees, managers, assistant coaches, fellow students and most importantly, Billy Minardi’s children, and my nephews, all lived in that dorm. They were all questioned by me, and not one had any suspicion of any inappropriate activities going on in that dormitory.

I am not concerned about the outside world and what they think. My players, coaches and employees who have worked with me for years know how I am with rules and total compliance to the NCAA. I write this to our fans to keep your heads high and believe that the appeals committee will get it right and our values will continue to instill the right things in our student athletes.

Over twelve years ago, I hurt my wife and family by doing some improper things. I paid a heavy price with them and The Lord. We, as a family, are closer today than ever before and my faith is stronger than at any point in my life. I’m in this game for one reason, and only for one reason: to teach young men how to reach their potential on and off the court.

You, our loyal Louisville family, can rest assured we believe in doing the right thing and doing things that are important in the eyes of God.

Rick Pitino

Cardinal Basketball – 2432 South Floyd Street – Louisville, KY 40209

Rick Pitino and Andre McGee

The Beasman’s summer love is the UofL audit

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THE BEASMAN the audit of uk dominance
OH, BIG WHOOPTY DO. U OF SMELL BASEBAW GOIN TO THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIOUS WHERE THE CROWD IS LESS THAN ONE TENTH OF THE BIG BLUE MADNESS CROWD. IS Y’ALL SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL CONVICTS REALLY GONNA ACT LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT A STUPID BASEBAW GAME? IT’S NO WONDER THAT EVERBODY IN YOUR FILTHY GHETTO TOWN IS ON HEROIN CUZ GETTING HIGH IS THE ONLY WAY ANYBODY CAN SET THROUGH NINE INNINGS OF BORINGNESS.

THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS IN THIS STATE IS BASKETBAW AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU PENCIL NECK, BAD BREATH, CROSS EYED CARDINAL BUTT KISSER. I’D RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN HAVE TO PRETEND LIKE BASEBAW IS INNERESTIN AND THAT’S HOW ALL OUR GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCAT FANS IS.

photo: Matt Stone, The Courier-Journal

THAT’S WHY THE WORLD SERIES IS IN OMAHA CUZ THAT’S THE MOST BORING CITY IN AMERICA. I HOPE YOUR WHOLE CARDINAL CARAVAN RUNS OFF THE ROAD SWERVIN TO MISS COWS IN DOWNTOWN OMAHA.

BASEBAW. WHAT A JOKE. WHAT Y’ALL GONNA BRAG ABOUT NEXT, BEATIN U UH KAY IN PING PONG? INSTEAD OF ACTIN LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT A GAME FROM THE CIVIL WAR DAYS, HOW ABOUT YOU AST YOURSELF WHY COACH CAL KEEPS DOMMERATIN SLICK RICK IN RECRUITIN YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR? Y’ALL PAY HIM MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR FIRST ROUND FADE OUTS IN MARCH MADNESS WHILE COACH CAL TAKES THE CATS TO THE FINAL FOUR EVER YEAR! ADMIT IT, LARRY. YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK IS WARSHED UP AND BOBBY PETRINKO DONE SPIT THE BIT LAST YEAR WHEN MR. HEISMAN TROPHY FUMBLED THE BAW AND LET U UH KAY HUMILERATE HIM. Y’ALL SUCK IN THE SPARTS THAT MATTER…BUT HEY! BASEBAW! OH WOWWWWWW! HOW BOUT Y’ALL SPEND THIS SUMMER GIVIN U OF SMELL WHAT IT REALLY NEEDS, A ENEMA TO GIT RID OF ALL THE THIEVES STEALING ALL THE FOUNDATION MONEY.

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I BET Y’ALL GOT MORE FBI AGENTS ON CAMPUS THAN YOU GOT STUDENTS. THEM FBI AGENTS GONNA FIND THE GUY WHO NUKED THE PRESIDENT’S COMPUTER AND PUT HIM RIGHT IN PRISON NEXT TO BERNIE MADOFF. AND THAT LADY WHO SENT ALL THEM EMAILS SAYIN “HIDE THESE HERE EMAILS AND LET’S MAKE SURE THE MEDIA CAINT FIGGER OUT HOW MUCH MONEY WE IS STEALIN.” WOW! SHE’S A REAL GENIUS, TOO. I BETCHA SHE GOT A U OF SMELL DIPLOMA CUZ SHE’S CLEARLY AN IDIOT. WHAT IS WE GONNA FIND OUT NEXT, THAT U OF SMELL IS SIPHONIN OFF MONEY FROM THE BRIDGE TOLLS, PARKING METERS, AND CHURCH COLLECTION BASKETS?

IS YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK GITTIN FREE RENT UP ON BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? AIN’T NO MUCKETY MUCK FROM U OF SMELL CAN PAY FOR HIS DINNER CUZ WHEN HE REACHES FOR HIS WALLET HE REALIZES HE’S BEEN PICKPOCTED BY ONE OF THE OTHER UPSTANDING U OF SMELL MUCKETY MUCKS SETTIN AROUND THE TABLE.

YOU FIT RIGHT IN WITH THOSE CARDINAL THIEVES CUZ YOU BEEN EMBEZZLIN JOKES FOR YEARS. I HOPE THIS INVESTERGATION PROVES THAT YOUR STUPID RADIO SHOW IS GITTIN PAID OFF BY THE FOUNDATION TO PROMOTE U OF SMELL JUST LIKE CAPTAIN SUNTAN’S SHOW. THEN CLEAR CHANNEL GOTS TO FIRE YOU AND PUT MATT JONES ON IN YOUR PLACE. HE IS HILARIOUS! TODAY ON HIS RADIO SHOW HIM AND HIS CAST OF FANBOYS WAS SINGIN THE EN-TIRE U OF SMELL AUDIT REPORT TO THE TUNE OF “I BEEN WORKIN ON THE CHAIN GANG.” I LOVE IT.

There’s that no count, two bit, slick rick buttkissin, traitor turncoat, went to U uh Kay but cheers for U of Smell snuggle tooth fraud Larry Minner with The Beasman

COACH CAL, HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY, HE SENT OUT A TWITTER TWAT THAT SAYS HE IS PRAYING FOR U OF SMELL TO SURVIVE CUZ YOU CARDINALS IS THE ONLY GUARANTEED VICTREE ON OUR SCHEDULE. THIS HERE AUDIT COMBINED WITH YOUR UPCOMING NC2A DEATH PENALTY SURE IS GOOD FOR BIDNIZ…THAT IS, IF YOU’S A BAIL BONDSMAN OR A FILTHY, LYIN, SOULESS DEE-FENSE ATTORNEY. ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS IS GONNA KEEP A RUNNIN’ TALLY OF U OF SMELL LIES THIS SUMMER. AS SOON AS DR. RAMSEY PLEADS NOT GUILTY, WE CAN ALL SAY: “THERE’S THE FIRST ONE!” BY THE TIME ALL YOUR CRIMINAL CARDINAL LEADERS GET ARRESTED FOR STEALING AND PLEADIN NOT GUILTY, I BETCHA THE COUNT IS GONNA BE FARDY & OH! FARDY & OH! FARDY & OH! FARDY & OH!

Rick Pitino on the surprise addition of Brian Bowen, new team chemistry, and NBA Finals

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5-star forward Brian Bowen commits to UofL basketball, June 2017

5-star forward Brian Bowen commits to UofL basketball, June 2017

University of Louisville basketball got a magnificent upgrade with a surprise commitment from 5-star forward Brian Bowen. Coach Rick Pitino admitted it was a great stroke of luck and upgrades his newly enforced team as “possibly a 10,” making a lofty reference to his 1996 Kentucky Wildcats talent pool.

Here’s our radio chat on Bowen’s talent, Pitino’s projection on the next UofL team’s upgraded chemistry, the Pitino geezer basketball team for next year, whether LeBron is overmatched in the NBA Finals, and more.

on the set of Great Day Live at WHAS-11 (2013)

on the set of Great Day Live at WHAS-11 (2013)

Rick Pitino: “It’s not the NCAA that we answer to in life…We all answer to the God we believe in”

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University of Louisville head basketball coach Rick Pitino and I chatted this morning about his upcoming “day in court” at NCAA headquarters, this weekend’s Final Four, and next year’s UofL basketball team.

The boys of Summers

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The University of Louisville football team hired Lexington native Mike Summers as co-offensive coordinator. He happens to be married to the Beasman’s daughter. That can’t sit well with his father-in-law.

photo via Louisville Football on Twitter

photo via Louisville Football on Twitter

THE BEASMAN son-in-law traitor turncoat

STOP TAWKIN ABOUT YOUR GREEN GAY BUTT PACKERS. AINT NOBODY CARES HERE IN WILDCAT COUNTRY! I BEEN PUKIN UP BLOOD EVER SINCE SAIRDEE, DADGUMMIT, AND IT AIN’T CUZ YOUR FLUNKY U OF SMELL LOSERVILLE LITTLE BROTHERS BEAT THE DOOKIES. U UH KAY DON’T CARE ABOUT SLICK RICK’S HAS BEENS. NAW, US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS AIN’T AFRAID OF NO BROKEBACK DUKE COACH SHIT-SHETSKI THE FOULMOUTH REFEREE’S PET. U UH KAY CAN BEAT DUKE BY A LOT MORE THAN YOUR SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, RAP MUSIC LOVIN CARDINAL BIRDS DONE. YOU JUST WATCH, YOU BALD TRAITOR!

calipari denny joe beat rick

COACH CAL GONNA RUN THE TABLE THE REST OF THE WAY AND WIN IT ALL. BUT ABOUT THAT PUKIN BLOOD STUFF…(cry a little) LARRY…I BEEN TRAUMERTIZED WORSE THAN EVER! (cry) DADGUMMIT, MY SWEET DAUGHTER COME RUNNIN’ IN MY HOUSE ON SAIRDEE AND SHE SAYS, “DADDY, I GOT SOME REAL TURRIBLE NEWS!” AND I SAYS, ‘WHAT? DID YOU GIT ONE OF THEM STUPID TATTOOS ON YOUR NAY-NAY? WE CAN SCRUB IT OFF WITH A BRILLER PAD!” BUT SHE SAYS, “NAW DADDY, IT’S WORSER THAN THAT!” AND SO I SAYS, “YOU DINT RUN OFF WITH SOME HIPPIES AND SNORT MARY-JUANER, DID YA?” AND SHE SAYS, “NO DADDY, IT’S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!” AND SO I SAYS, “DADGUMMIT, IS YOU A LOWDOWN U OF SMELL CARDINAL LOVIN TRAITOR TURNCOAT?” THEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS A-CRYIN AND SAYIN IT WEREN’T HER GOIN BENERDICT ARNOLD ON BIG BLUE NATION.

UK tongue

IT’S HER NO-COUNT HUSBAND MIKE SUMMERS. HE JUST GOT NAMED THE U OF SMELL OFFENSIVE LINE COACH, BRINGING THAT UGLY RED TERROR BACK INTO OUR FAMILY. I BOUT FELL OVER AND POOTIED MY PANTS. THE MAN WHO LAYS HIS HEAD NEXT TO MY SWEET LITTLE DAUGHTER DONE JOINED THE LOSERVILLE DEMONS. MY SON-IN-LAW, THE FATHER OF MY GRANDBABIES DONE SIGNED UP TO BE A NO COUNT, TWO BIT, SNAGGLE TOOTH, CROSS-EYED, STINKBREATH, PLAYBOOK-STEALIN, U OF SMELL CARDINAL CONVICT COACH.

sad UK fan in mask

HE’S FROM LEXINUN! HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO BIG BLUE NATION? MY DAUGHTER SAYS HE COME HOME AND ANNOUNCED HE GOTTA NEW JOB, THEN STARTED TAWKIN OUTTA HIS HEAD AND SHE THUNK HE JOINED ISIS. TURNT OUT TO BE WORSER…HE JOINED U OF SMELL! HE TODE MY DAUGHTER TO PACK UP CUZ THEY WAS MOVIN TO THE WORST COLLEGE SPARTS TOWN IN AMERICA. JUST LIKE ONE OF THEM FLAKY PEOPLE WHO CAINT GIVE UP BAD HABITS, MY ROCKHEAD SON-IN-LAW DON’T KNOW HOW TO QUIT BEIN A DUMMY. HE COACHED AT U OF SMELL LONG TIME AGO WITH BOBBY THEN HE FOLLOWED HIM TO THE NFL AND ARKANSAS.

UK fans in shock

THAT’S WHEN MY DAUGHTER THUNK THE NIGHTMARE WAS OVER. WE PAID FOR 6 MONTHS OF THERAPY LIKE WHEN YOU DE-PROGRAM A MOONIE. BUT HE MUSTA SNAPPED OR SOMETHING. I WENT OVER THERE THIS MARNIN AND HIT HIM IN A FACE WITH A TWO-BY-FOUR BUT HE JUST KEPT SAYIN “GO CARDS” LIKE HE’S IN A CARDINAL TRANCE. HE’S DOIN THAT STUPID L SIGN, WEARING A FLATBILL HAT, GOT A GRILL ON HIS TEETH, AND HE KEEPS CALLING A.C.C. RADIO GUYS ASKIN IF THEY GOT A PLAYBOOK TO SELL. MY SON-IN-LAW DONE TURNT INTO A CARDINAL CRYBABY! LARRY, AFTER I QUIT HITTIN HIM WITH THAT BOARD I DONE LAID DOWN THE LAW TO HIM.

"I love your scarf, Coach Petrino!" "Thanks, Coach Berezowitz. Happy holidays!"

“I love your scarf, Coach Petrino!”
“Thanks, Coach Berezowitz. Happy holidays!”

I SAYS TO HIM: YOU GOTTA GIT MY GIRL A HOUSE OUT IN BULLITT COUNTY WHERE LOTS OF GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS LIVE SO SHE CAN FRIEND EM UP. WE DON’T WANT HER AND THE KIDS AROUND ALL THESE IDIOT CARDINAL LOUDMOUTHS. MY BOY-IN-LAW CAINT BRING NO U OF SMELL CLOTHES, HOODIES, SAGGY PANTS, OR CARDINAL BONGS INTO THEIR HOUSE CUZ THEY COULD POISON THE MINDS OF MY GRANDKIDS. I WANT THEIR DOORBELL TO PLAY THE U UH KAY FIGHT SONG AND U UH KAY POSTERS IN EVER ROOM. AND THEY GOTTA PAINT THEIR DOG BLUE. AND IF MY IDIOT SON EVER STEALS A PLAYBOOK THEN IT BETTER BE TO HELP STOOPS TROOPS.

terry joe b hall

I GOT THE RED FEVER. YOU SUCK, LOSERVILLE. THANKS FOR RUININ MY FAMILY. I DONE TOOK A SHARPIE TO HIS FACE IN ALL OUR FAMILY PHOTOS SO IT LOOKS LIKE MY DAUGHTER IS MARRIED TO A MAN WITH A BOWLIN BALL HEAD. MY DAUGHTER’S CRYIN. I’M SO TORE UP. AND I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. THEY REJECTED US FOR BEIN TOO WEIRD. COACH CAL ALWAYS SAYS “NO CRYIN ON THE YACHT” BUT DADGUMMIT, THIS HERE IS THE TITANIC!

UofL vs UK highlights reel FOQUSED

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Nice work by @CrumsRevenge in assembling a riveting highlights package of Louisville’s victory over Kentucky on December 21, 2016

Merry Christmas, L1C4

If you prefer, watch the entire game again. One love, y’all. Nice way to finish a tumultuous 2016.

Louisville Ballard product Quentin Snider was on fire against Kentucky

Louisville Ballard product Quentin Snider was on fire against Kentucky

Sean Jarboe and Terry Meiners celebrate UofL's victory over UK in suite 71 at the Yum Center, December 21, 2016

Sean Jarboe and Terry Meiners celebrate UofL’s victory over UK in suite 71 at the Yum Center, December 21, 2016

Louisville loves Lamarvelous

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NEW YORK – University of Louisville quarterback Lamar Jackson won the Heisman Trophy, a first for the university. Only 19, Jackson became the youngest winner of the award in its 81 year history.

His 526 first place votes easily outpaced the 269 first place votes sportswriters and athletes generated for runner-up Deshaun Watson of Clemson University. Three other finalists were invited to the ceremony but their numbers were dwarfed by Jackson’s 2,144 overall vote total.

Prior to the award ceremony, the humble Jackson met the media to talk about family, football, and New York pizza.

1956 Heisman Trophy winner Paul Hornung (Notre Dame) with Lamar Jackson in February 2016

1956 Heisman Trophy winner Paul Hornung (Notre Dame) with Lamar Jackson in February 2016