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It’s Extremely Blue for Cat Fans When U of Smell Keeps Winning

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This John Calipari trust fall was not successful.

THE BEASMAN u of smell still winning
I AIN’T NO SWISHY BOY BUT THAT BRAD PITT FELLER LOOKED DELICIOUS ON THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT. (laffs) I TURNT IT ON CUZ THE TV GUIDE SAID OSCARS SHOW SO I FIGGERED IT WAS OSCAR COMBS TAWKIN ABOUT OUR BELOVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS. (laffs) BUT THAT BRAD PITT MAYBE OUGHT TO BE THE NEXT COACH OF THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS SO ALL THE LADIES WILL KEEP BUYIN OVERPRICED RUMP ARENER SEASON TICKETS TO WATCH OUR NOT-EVEN-IN-THE-TOP-16 CATS!

Based on current rankings, the NCAA released an early projection of the Top 16 seeds for the 2020 March Madness.

DEAR GOD, WHY YOU GOTTA HAVE THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS JUST PLAYIN MEDIA-OCRE? LIFE AIN’T NO FUN WHEN U UH KAY AIN’T RANKED TOP 5 AND NICK DICKS RICHARDS AIN’T WORTHY OF BEIN A TOP TIN SINNER IN COLLEGE BASKETBAW! US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO POOTY OUR PANTS OR WIND OUR WATCH WHEN THE NC2A PUMPS OUT THE TOP 4 SEEDS IN ALL THE REGIONS AND U UH KAY AIN’T ONE OF ‘EM.

Adolph Rupp with broadcaster Claude Sullivan

ADOLPH RUMP MUST BE SPINNIN IN PURGATORY, DADGUMMIT! PLUS, THAT UGLY RED TEAM WON’T GO AWAY. NAW. I AIN’T GOT A LOT OF Ls DOWN GRENADES TO THROW AT YOU THIS WEEK, LARRY, CUZ YOUR RUM DUMMY CARDINAL BIRDS KEEP WINNING. BUT YOU AND YOUR CARDINAL FAN BASE IS STILL A BUNCH OF LIQUOR BREATH, SNAGGLE TOOTH, NECK TATTOO, MAN WEARIN EARRINGS, STREET TRASH, SO THAT WON’T NEVER CHANGE. BUT I TELL YOU WHAT…I’M SICK OF HEARIN BOUT Y’ALL BEIN A #2 SEED OR MAYBE EVEN A #1. GIVES ME A ULCER, IT DOES!

EVER TIME U OF SMELL COMES ON TV I TURNT IT ON AND CHEER FOR WHOEVER IS PLAYIN AGAINST LOSERVILLE. I JUST ABOUT THROWED MY BACK OUT JUMPIN UP AND DOWN TRYNA HELP VIRGINNY BEAT Y’ALL ON SAIRDEE IN THE CHICKEN BUCKET. THEM DADGUM WAHOOS – AND TELL THAT KATIE GEORGE THAT THE WHOLE WORD IS DADGUMMIT, NOT NO D-A-G-G-U-M LIKE ROY WILLIAMS SAYS – THEM DADGUM VIRGINNY WAHOOS HAD YOU LOSERVILLE FRAUDS BEAT WHEN VIRGINNY COME BACK FROM 15 DOWN.

Dwayne Sutton vs. Virginia

THAT ONE FELLER WHO LOOKED LIKE SNOOPY DOGG DOGG KEPT HITTIN THEM 3s AND ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WAS-A SCREAMIN GOOOOOO VIRGINNY! BEAT THAT CARDINAL GARBAGE AND BREAK THAT WINNIN STREAK! BUT NAWWWW, Y’ALL GOT LUCKY AGAIN, YOU BUNCH OF TRAILER PARK, FOULMOUTH, JESUS-HATIN, LIBERAL WELFARE STAMP, CARDINAL FANS!

Johnny Juzang had a great game vs. Tennessee.

ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES BOUT WORE OURSELFS OUT THROWIN PILLOWS AT THE T.V. EVER TIME LOSERVILLE WOULD SCORE ANOTHER BUCKET TO HOLD THE LEAD. MAKES ME SICK WHEN Y’ALL IS RANKED HIGHER THAN MY PRECIOUS KENTUCKY WILDCATS!

COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – AND I GUESS THAT’S WHY WE AIN’T NO GOOD NO MORE CUZ GOD IS TIRED OF THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS BEIN COACHED BY SLICK HAIRED, I-TALIAN, CARPETBAGGIN CATHLICK, BINGO PLAYIN, BEER DRINKIN, NASTY DANCIN, ROSARY BEAD RUBBIN FALSE GOD WORSHIPPERS.

ONCE U UH KAY HIRES A REAL TRUE BLUE CHRISTIAN COACH THEN GOD WILL START ANSWERIN BIG BLUE NATION’S PRAYERS AGAIN. I MEAN, YEAH, WE BEAT TENNERSEE AND ALL THAT, BUT THIS YEAR’S CATS STILL THROW UP CLUNKERS PURDY REG-LAR AND SO WE GONNA GIT BOUNCED FROM MARCH MADNESS PURDY QUICK. COACH CAL SAYS IT’S THE OTHER TEAM’S SUPER BO. WELL THEN HOW COME WE DON’T ALWAYS ACT LIKE WE IS PLAYIN IN A SUPER BO, DADGUMMIT!

BASKETBAW GOTTA SHINE CUZ LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR DONE GONE OFF TO BE THE NEW PATRICK MAHOMES. U UH KAY FOOTBAW IS LIKE A FLOOSIE GIRLFRIEND RIGHT BEFORE VALENTIME’S DAY….GOT DUMPED! WE GOT TO COACH UP BIG BLUE BASKETBAW BEFORE MARCH MADNESS! WE SUPPOSUBLY GIT THE #1 REE-CRUITS BUT THEN THEY GIT HERE AND START SUCKIN. THAT’S ON COACH CAL, DADGUMMIT! GIT THAT HANDSOME BRAD PITT AS KENTUCKY’S NEXT COACH CUZ AIN’T NOBODY WON’T RUN THROUGH A WALL FOR BRAD PITT!

Brad Pitt. A beautiful man.

NOW THE CATS OUGHTA WIN TOMORRY AGAINST VANDERSMELT AND THEN MISTERSIPPY BUT THEN WE GOT 4 IN A ROW WE COULD LOSE. WE GOT L.S.WHO, THEN FLORIDER, TEXAS A&P, AND THEN SWEATY BRUCE PEARL AND AUBURN AGAIN. I DON’T LIKE IT ONE BIT, LARRY MINNER. COACH CAL BETTER QUIT PHONIN IT IN OR WE BOUT TO MAKE A CHANGE! STOP WHININ BOUT BEIN IN ERRBODY’S SUPER BO! IF WE’S IN A SUPER BO THEN COACH LIKE IT!

WE AIN’T THE FARTY NINERS…DADGUMMIT…WE IS PATRICK KAJONES! COACH EM UP OR GIT OUTTA TOWN, YOU CATHLICK CRYBABY! WE NEED US A BABDIZ COACH OR THAT PURDY BRAD PITT TO BLIND THE OTHER TEAM WITH HIS BEAUTY! COME ON, CATS! THERE’S STILL TIME TO GIT BUSPECTACLE AND GET A #1 SEED AHEAD OF LOSERVILLE! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! COME SEE ABOUT IT! COME SEE ABOUT IT!

Bad Dreams Beasman: are the Cats out of their nine lives?

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Auburn flashed 3s down while beating UK, Feb 1, 2020

THE BEASMAN u of smell happy times
(cry) THIS HERE IS A NIGHTMARE TIME FOR US KENTUCKY WILDCATS! (cry) COACH CAL SUCKS AND U UH KAY ONLY GOT 8 SUPERSTARS AND WE CAINT BEAT SUCKY AUBURN! (cry) HOW COME WE DON’T GOT 15 MACK-DONNER ALL-AMERICOS? (cry) NOBODY TAWKIN UP BIG BLUE NATION BUT ERRBODY TAWKIN BOUT LAY-MAR JACKSON! (cry) I’M SICK OF HEARIN BOUT LAY-MAR IS THE GREATEST! (cry)

AND THEN YOU GOT THE BALDY MACK WINNIN STREAK FOR U OF SMELL BASKETBAW AND U OF SMELL’S #1 FAN BILL MURRAY IN THE SUPER BO COMMERCIAL. HOW COME ASHLEY JUGGS AIN’T ON NO SUPER BO COMMERCIAL SO U UH KAY CAN BRAG? (cry)

AND THEM CARDINAL GIRLS KEEP ON WINNIN AND MOVIN UP THE PO. (cry) DONNERVAN MITCHELL MAKES THE ALL-STAR TEAM BUT DEVLIN BROOKER GITS LEFT OUT. (cry) I CAINT TAKE ALL THIS HAPPY NEWS FOR U OF SMELL WHILE U UH KAY SUFFERS, LARRY MINNER. (cry)

Auburn fans

MAYBE I GOT ROOF-EED! YEAH! I HOPE SOMEBODY SPIKED MY YOOHOO DRINK AND ALL THIS GOOD NEWS FOR U OF SMELLERS IS JUST A REAL BAD DREAM! (cry) STOP THAT SMIRKING, LARRY MINNER, YOU BALD HAIRED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, U OF SMELL BOOTLICKER! (cry)

AND DON’T EVEN TAWK ABOUT THE TOP TWUNNY FIVE PO…THE CATS KEEP FALLIN AND NOW THEY SAY WE GONNA GIT LUCKY TO BE A 4 SEED! (cry) THIS HERE IS A TRAIN WRECK, DADGUMMIT! COACH CAL CAINT COACH!

I MEAN, COME ON…THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS JUST LOSTED TO AUBURN, WHAT IS COACHED BY SWEATY BRUCE PEARL! HE SUCKS BUT HE SOMEHOW GOT COACH CAL’S NUMBER! OL COACH CAL AFTER THE GAME SAYS AUBURN WAS MORE PHYSICAL AND THEY WANTED IT MORE AND THEY FOUGHT HARDER! WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS YOUR JOB? TO GIT KENTUCKY DOIN ALL THEM THANGS, YOU SMOOTH TALKIN, SLICK HAIRED, I-TALIAN DISSERPOINTMENT! (cry)

COACH CAL IS SO BUSY RUNNIN TO MASS EVER DAY AND THEN SETTIN AROUND DUNKIN DONUTS EATIN CRULLERS INSTEAD OF FIGGERIN OUT HOW TO COACH OUR #1 RECRUITIN CLASSES. GIT OFF YOUR FAT I-TALIAN KEISTER AND LEARN OUR WILDCATS HOW TO WIN! WE GIT BIGTIME REE-CRUITS LIKE NICK DICKS AND NATE THE SISTERN AND ASHLEY HAGGINS AND I-M-NOT-THAT-QUICKLEY AND THEN THEY SUCK COME TOURNEYMINT TIME! (cry)

WE GOT TO LOOK AT REE-PLACIN COACH CAL WITH KINNY SKY WALKER, DADGUMMIT! EVERBODY KNOWS THAT SWEATY BRUCE PEARL PAYS OFF THEM REFFERMARIES SO HOW COME COACH CAL DON’T DO THAT? HE GITS PAID THE MOST SO HE NEEDS TO START GREASING THEM ZEBRA PALMS, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD! (cry) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS IS GITTIN TEASED BY DIS-GUSTIN U OF SMELL FANS CUZ THEY’S WINNIN AND WE AIN’T! WE THROW THEM Ls DOWN AND U OF SMELLERS JUST LAUGH AT US AND SAY WE IS MAKIN SEVENS WITH OUR HANDS! (cry)

Auburn’s Austin Wiley dominated UK’s Nick Richards all day.

WHAT HAPPENED TO U UH KAY DOMMERATION? ONCE EVANSVILLE BEAT US WE SHOULDA FIRED COACH CAL BUT NAWWWWW…WE KEEP THINKIN HE GONNA FIGGER IT OUT AND MAKE OUR BIGTIME RECRUITS INTO CHAMPEENS. BUT HE DON’T! (cry) SO NOW THE SUPER BO IS OVER AND IT SHOULD BE ERRBODY TAWKIN BOUT U UH KAY GONNA WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS, BUT NAWWW…THEY TAWKIN BOUT LAY-MAR JACKSON THIS AND LAY-MAR JACKSON THAT!

DADGUMMIT, I HAD TO TURN OFF THE SUPER BO WHEN THEY HAD LAY-MAR JACKSON DOIN THE COIN TOSS, KISSIN ALL THE CHEERLEADERS, AND THEN SHOWIN HIS NFL M.V.P. TROPHY TO PATRICK MAHOMES AND JIMMY G! SHUT UP ABOUT LAY-MAR! WHO WON? THEY PROLLY DIN’T EVEN GIT TO HOLD THE SUPER BO TROPHY CUZ THE COMMISSIONER HANDED IT TO LAY-MAR JACKSON AND SAID HE DESERVED IT MORE. U OF SMELL IS GITTIN TOO MUCH GOOD NEWS AND U UH KAY AIN’T. ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS OR COACHES NEED TO GIT IN SEX TROUBLE AGIN SO US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY FANS CAN START BEIN HAPPY AGAIN!

WE’S HALF WORRIED LAY-MAR JACKSON GONNA GIT ELECTED PRESIDENT WITH BILL MURRAY AS HIS RUNNIN MATE AND THE TWO OF EM PAINTIN THE WHITE HOUSE RED! THIS GOTTA STOP RIGHT NOW! COME ON, ASHLEY JUGGS! GIT MORE FAMOUSER AND COME SEE ABOUT IT! WE IS THE CATS! IT AIN’T POSED TO BE LIKE THIS!

Cardinals win at Duke, Cat fans unmoved, Beasman praying for March Madness rematch with U of L

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Fresh Kimble and Malik Williams celebrate Louisville’s victory at Duke, January 18, 2020

THE BEASMAN Louisville beats duke
SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH ABOUT EVERBODY LOVES SEEIN’ LOSERVILLE BEATIN’ DUKE. I’M PART OF EVERBODY AND I DON’T LIKE IT ONE BIT, DADGUMMIT! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! IF BOTH TEAM BUSSES FOR DUKE AND LOSERVILLE WENT OVER A CLIFF, KENTUCKY FANS WOULD REJOICE BY BURNIN’ COUCHES! Ls DOWN AND DUKIES DOWN!

Y’ALL BOTH DEVILS WHO OUGHTA BE BURNT AT THE STAKE LIKE MY GRANNY’S COUCH! THE ONLY TIME ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES CELLER-MABRATE IS WHEN OUR SAINTLY KENTUCKY WILDCATS BEAT DUKE! TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS GIT SICK TO THEIR STOMACHS WHENEVER LOSERVILLE GITS GOOD NEWS. U UH KAY FANS ONLY CARE ABOUT U UH KAY! GO CATS! GO BLUE! COME SEE ABOUT IT!

I KNOW YOUR LITTLE BALD HEAD IS ALL SWOLE UP CUZ U OF SMELL JUMPED KENTUCKY IN THE PO. THAT’S ONLY CUZ THEM ROTTEN CARDINALS WON THREE ROAD GAMES IN A ROW AND ONE OF ‘EM WAS DUKE. BIG WHOOPTY DO. COACH K SAID Y’ALL WAS BULLIES AND THUGS AND FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH THAT RAT FACED DUKE COACH.

UofL freshman David Johnson, a Trinity High School phenom, dominated Duke the entire game.

SO GO AHEAD AND ACT LIKE Y’ALL IS GOODER THAN U UH KAY. WHO WON WHEN WE PLAYED EACH OTHER? YOU KNOW THE CATS DOMMERATED YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES, YOU CROSS-EYED, SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WHISKEY FOR BREAKFAST, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, G.E.D. FLUNKIN U OF SMELL BOOTLICKER. U UH KAY WHOOPED YOU GOOD, DADGUMMIT, SO SUCK ON THAT TIL WE GIT YOU AGAIN IN MARCH MADNESS! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs)

THE A.C.C. AIN’T AS TOUGH AS THE S.E.C. AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU BALD HAIRED, TWO-FACED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT WENT-TO-U-UH-KAY-BUT-CHEERS-FOR-U-OF-SMELL BENERDICK ARNOLD! YOU SUCK LARRY MINNER! THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS STILL GONNA WIN IT ALL CUZ WE IS THE BIG BLUE!

John Calipari ejected at Arkansas, January 18, 2020 (photo: Herald Leader)

COACH CAL GOT THROWED OUTTA THAT ARKANSAS GAME CUZ HE KNOWED HIS WILDCATS WOULD RALLY TO WIN! PLUS, CAL SAYS THERE IS 4 MILLION COACHES IN KENTUCKY WHO CAN PICK UP THE SLACK WHEN HE’S GONE. (laffs)

KINNY PAYNE AIN’T NO REAL COACH, HE’S JUST A FIGGERHEAD LIKE PURDY HAIR ROBIC AND THAT OTHER ASS-SISTANT COACH WHAT’S HIS FACE. WHEN COACH CAL GITS THROWED OUT, ALL US BIG BLUE COACHES IN THE STANDS SHOUT OUT DI-RECTIONS TO OUR GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT PLAYERS.

WE HOLLER STUFF LIKE “SCORE MORE POINTS, DADGUMMIT!” AND WE HOLLER “GUARD SOMEBODY, YOU DOOFUS!” SO IT DON’T TAKE NO EINSTEIN TO FIGGER THAT OUT BUT US 4 MILLION EXTRA U UH KAY COACHES JUST WANNA HELP!

KINNY PAYNE AND THEM OTHER RUM DUMMIES MIGHT AS WELL EAT POPCORN AND LET US BIG BLUE FANS IN THE STANDS LEAD US TO VICTREE LIKE WE DONE IN ARKANSAS! (laffs) I LOVE IT! SO HAVE YOUR LITTLE MOMENT IN THE SUN THINKIN Y’ALL U OF SMELL CARDINALS IS GOODER THAN YOU IS! IT WILL JUST MAKE YOUR TEARS MORE DELICIOUS WHEN THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH AND SEND YOU HOME FROM MARCH MADNESS AGAIN! (laffs)

(if San Francisco wins vs Green Bay)
OH, AND I’M GLAD YOUR GREEN GAY BUTT PACKERS AIN’T GOIN TO NO SUPER BO SO WE DON’T GOTTA LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID LOUDMOUTH LARRY CHEESEHEAD BRAGGIN’ FOR TWO WEEKS! YOUR PACKERS IS LACKERS JUST LIKE YOUR LOSERVILLE FRAUDS. SO NOW YOU CAN GO TRAITOR TURNCOAT ON YOUR PACKERS BY CHEERING FOR YOUR SAN FRANCISSY-CO FARTY MINNERS! COME ON OUT OF THE CLOSET AND ADMIT THAT SAN FRANCISSY-CO IS WHO YOU REALLY IDEN-TER-FY WITH, YOU SPINELESS FRAUD! GO CATS! GO BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, WE ALREADY KNOW WHO GONNA WIN THE NEXT 10 SUPER BOWLS…THE TEAM THAT’S GOT LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR AS THEIR QUARTERBACK! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! COME SEE ABOUT IT! COME SEE ABOUT IT!

(if Green Bay wins vs San Francisco)
I’M GONNA THROW MY RADIO IN THE GARBAGE CUZ AIN’T NO WAY I CAN LISTEN TO YOU KEEP TAWKIN BOUT U OF SMELL BEATIN DUKE PLUS NONSTOP CHEESEHEAD GREEN GAY BUTT PACKERS SUPER BO HYPE. TOO MUCH LOUDMOUTH LARRY AND NOT ENOUGH GO BIG BLUE FOR ME! I’LL JUST LISSEN TO THE MATT JONES PODCAST OVER AND OVER AND OVER TIL MY EARS BLEED. LEAST THEY’LL BLEED KENTUCKY BLUE! GO CATS! GO BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, WE ALREADY KNOW WHO GONNA WIN THE NEXT 10 SUPER BOWLS…THE TEAM THAT’S GOT LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR AS THEIR QUARTERBACK! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! COME SEE ABOUT IT! COME SEE ABOUT IT!

#1 Cardinals validate their ranking with win over Michigan, The Beasman is getting skeered

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THE BEASMAN cards win as #1
LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! I BEEN WANTIN’ TO VOMIT ALL DAY HAVIN’ TO HEAR ABOUT THEM NO COUNT, TWO BIT, WILDCAT WANNABE, PHONEY #1 U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS WHOOPIN’ MICH-ER-GAN! I SPENT ALL DAY YESTERDEE PRAYIN TO GOD, JESUS, ADOLPH RUPP, THE ELF ON THE SHELF, AND HOLY MACARONI THAT MICH-ER-GAN WOULD COME INTO THAT NASTY CHICKEN BUCKET AREN-ER AND KICK THE CARDINALS IN THEIR STOOPID FACES BUT…NAWWW.

Vince Tyra, Chris Mack, Terry Meiners (December 3, 2019)

NOW WE GOT TO LISSEN ALL WEEK TO ALL THAT IGNERT CHIRPIN BOUT HOW LOSERVILLE IS SO GREAT AND HOW THEY DOMMERATED EVERBODY AND THEY AIN’T LOST TO NO EVANSVILLE AND ALL THAT OTHER NONSENSE. POPPYCOCK! U OF SMELL BETTER ENJOY THEIR FAKE NEWS RANKIN WHILE THEY CAN! I KNOW Y’ALL IS STUPID BUT CHECK YOUR CALENDAR!

THEM CARDINAL CONVICTS IS ON DEATH ROW CUZ THE CATS IS WAITIN FOR YA! YEAH! WE JUST ABOUT 3 WEEKS AWAY FROM THE MIGHTY KENTUCKY WILDCATS STOMPIN CARDINAL FEATHERS JUST LIKE STOOPS TROOPS JUST DONE! DON’T ACT LIKE THAT FOOTBAW GAME DINT HAPPEN!

Lynn Bowden Junior taunts Louisville with Ls down

WE BURNT UP LOTS OF COUCHES BUT THEN LAST NIGHT GOT HERE AND THE JOY IS GONE IN LEXINUN. U OF SMELL HIGHLIGHTS IS ON ALL THE TVs AND IT’S HARRIBLE. NOW ALL US CAT FANS CAINT ENJOY CHRISTMAS CUZ WE GOTTA WORRY ABOUT DEE-CEMBER 28. I TODE THE OLD LADY TO TAKE DOWN ALL THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND THROW THE TREE IN A DUMPSTER. WE AIN’T CELLER-MA-BRATIN NO BIRTH OF JESUS UNTIL US CAT FANS KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE CATS GONNA BEAT THEM SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINALS!

WE ALMOST FIRED COACH CAL AFTER HE LOST TO NOBODY EVANSVILLE AND THEM UTAH VALLEY NOBODIES ALMOST BEAT US TOO. BUT THAT’S ALL DAM OVER THE WATER! COACH CAL DONE BEEN TODE BY US GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCATS THAT IF HE DON’T BEAT LOSERVILLE, WE GONNA CHASE HIM OUTTA LEXINUN THAT NIGHT WITH PITCHFARKS AND FIRE! WE AIN’T KIDDIN! HAVIN’ TO LIVE WITH U OF SMELL #1 IS TOO PAINFUL FOR BIG BLUE NATION! WE’D RATHER SEE DUKE WIN IT ALL THAN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT U OF SMELL BEATIN THE CATS!

Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! AND IF LOSERVILLE BEATS U UH KAY IN RUMP ARENER THEN Ls DOWN MEANS WE GONNA JUMP Y’ALL IN THE PARKIN LOT! DON’T YOU BE FLASHIN NO Ls UP SIGN AT A GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FAN OR WE’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! WE GONNA KNOCK THEM Ls DOWN AND SPRAY PAINT YOUR UGLY RED SWEATERS BLUE RIGHT THERE IN RUMP ARENER! WE AIN’T PLAYIN, LARRY!

COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – HE BETTER GIT OFF HIS CATHOLIC PRAYIN KNEES AND START TOOTIN THAT WHISTLE IN PRACTICE 24/7 SO THE CATS IS READY FOR THEM ROTTEN CARDINALS. DON’T WORRY ABOUT PRACTICIN FOR THESE RUM DUMMIES WE GONNA PLAY NEXT. FOCUS ON BEATIN LOSERVILLE! WE IS THE CATS!

Louisville coach Chris Mack looks back at his family after his #1 Cardinals dispatched #4 Michigan.

WE POSED TO BE #1 DADGUMMIT! GIT THE CATS READY FOR LOSERVILLE SO WE CAN TAKE THEIR FAKE NEWS #1 RANK AND THROW IT IN THE DUMPSTER WITH THEIR REJECTED NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIP BANNER!

Luke Hancock and Darrell Griffith at the unveiling of their Final Four most outstanding player achievements banner. Pervis Ellison could not attend.

DICK VITALE WAS ON TV LAST NIGHT BLABBERMOUTHIN ABOUT U OF SMELL’s NEW FAKE BANNER! WHO CARES! THAT’S LIKE AN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH PLAQUE…IT AIN’T NO CHAMPERCHIP…AND U UH KAY GOT 8 REAL ONES! WAKE UP, COACH CAL OR WE GONNA FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN RECRUIT ALL THE ONE-AND-DONES AND ACTUALLY WIN THE DADGUM CHAMPERCHIP FOR A CHANGE! “OH, THEY’RE JUST KIDS” COACH CAL ALWAYS SAYS!

WELL BALDY CHRIS MACK GOT KIDS TOO BUT THEY GOT THE #1 RANK AND THEY IS LAUGHIN AT U UH KAY IN THE REAR VIEW! POOTY OR GIT OFF THE POT, COACH CAL! YOU GOT THREE WEEKS TO SAVE YOUR JOB! I SUGGEST YOU STOP SPENDING ALL DAY AT DUNKIN DONUTS AND START TEACHING THE BIG BLUE HOW TO DUNK! BEAT THEM CARDINALS OR (sing) “I’LL HAVE A BLUE, BLUE CHRISTMAS…WITHOUT YOU…CUZ YOU GOIN TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE.”

ONE AND NONE — The Beasman hopes the U of Smellers die two painful deaths this holiday weekend

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THE BEASMAN two Cardinal deaths
LARRY, LARRY, LARRY! (laffs) I HOPE SANTA CLAUS BRINGS YOU SOME BRAINS THIS YEAR! (laffs) EVERTHANG YOU SAY IS WRONG AND STUPID! (laffs) SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE TAWKIN ABOUT U UH KAY NOT LIKIN DUKE LOSIN’ LAST NIGHT! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS LOVE WHEN DUKE LOSES, EVEN IF IT MEANS GOOD STUFF FOR LOSERVILLE. BIG BLUE NATION’S MOTTO IS: “DUKE IN PAIN IS U UH KAY’S GAIN!” (laffs)

POOR LITTLE DUKIES…CRYIN THEIR LITTLE DUKIE TEARS ON THEIR FANCY DUKIE CLOTHES AND ALL OVER THEIR FANCY DUKIE CARS. OH BOO HOO HOO! THEY GOT WHOOPED BY STEPHEN A SMIFF! (laffs) AIN’T NOBODY TAWKIN ABOUT U UH KAY LOSIN TO EVANSVILLE NO MORE CUZ DUKE GITTIN ALL THE SMACK TAWK NOW! (laffs) OF COURSE, ALL YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, MAKING BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, GOD HATIN, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, GUTLESS CARDINAL REDNECKS IS ALL JACKED UP ABOUT DUKE LOSIN CUZ YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU #1 BUT YOU IS WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! (laffs)

SEE, YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA GIT A SNIFF OF THAT #1 RANKIN CUZ THEM GOOD OL WESTERN KENTUCKY HILLTOPPERS GONNA BEAT Y’ALL CARDINAL FRAUDS ON BLACK FRIDEE! (laffs) U OF SMELL GONNA GIT A ONE-TWO PUNCH BY REAL KENTUCKY COLLEGES TWO DAYS IN A ROW! (laffs) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS IS BIIIIIGGGG HILLTOPPER FANS RIGHT NOW! (laffs) GO TOPS! GO HILLTOPPERS! USUALLY WE MAKE FUN OF Y’ALL FOR BEIN A BUNCH OF RED TOWEL WAVIN WILDCAT WANNABES BUT NAWWWW, NOT TODAY!

U UH KAY WILDCAT FANS LOVE THE HILLTOPPERS CUZ Y’ALL GOT THE PIRE TO SNATCH THAT #1 RANKIN AWAY FROM THE CARDINAL CONVICTS WHO ALSO HATE YOU AND THINK YOU IS THEIR LITTLE BROTHER! (laffs) SO GO CRUSH THEM NASTY CARDINAL BEAKS, HILLTOPPERS AND – POOF! – THAT #1 RANKIN GOES UP IN SMOKE! (laffs) I LOVE IT!

THEN ON SAIRDEE, STOOPS TROOPS GONNA SMASH A GARBAGE CAN ALL OVER U OF SMELL AGAIN! KAPOW! KAPOW! U OF SMELL GITS THEIR JAW JACKED TWO DAYS IN A ROW! I LOVVVVVVVVE IT! (laffs) LET’S GO HILLTOPPERS! LET’S GO STOOPS TROOPS! US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS CAN GO DOWN TO NASHVILLE ON FRIDAY TO CHEER FOR THE HILLTOPPERS TO WHOMP ON BALDY MACK’S CARDINAL NOBODIES – OVER-RATED! – OVER-RATED! – AND THEN U UH KAY FANS ROLL UP TO KAY-ROGER FIELD FOR THE DOUBLE TREAT OF SEEIN STOOPS TROOPS BASH THE BRAINS OUT OF LOSERVILLE FOOTBAW AND THEIR DIM WITTED COACH GOMER PYLE! (laffs)

IT’S ALL COMIN TOGETHER, CAT FANS! THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST WEEKEND EVER WITH CARDINAL TEARS FLOWIN LIKE NI-AGGER FALLS! (laffs) BETTER ENJOY YOUR THANKSGIVIN TURKEY MUSH AND PLUM PUDDIN PIE, YOU CARDINAL CONVICTS CUZ YOUR HAPPY DAYS IS OVER! (laffs) AND STOP YOUR FRAUD CAMPAIGN OF PUTTIN UP A FAKE NEWS BANNER OF FINAL FOUR MVPs. REAL BASKETBAW FANS KNOW Y’ALL LOST YOUR STRIPPER POLE CHAMPERCHIP BANNER CUZ YOU LET PROSTER-TUTES RUN FREE IN THE DARM-I-TORY AND SLICK RICK WAS BUYIN REE-CRUITS!

IF U OF SMELL IS GONNA HANG A NEW BANNER TO CELERBRATE THEIR CHEATIN CARDINAL CRIMINALS THEN U UH KAY NEEDS TO HANG A BANNER CELEBRATIN THEIR MISUNDERSTOOD WILDCAT CRIMINAL HEROES LIKE TOM PAYNE, RICHIE FARMER, MICHAEL PORTER, DEANDRE LIGGONS, AND MAYBE A EXTRA TRIBUTE TO TERRENCE JONES FOR BOOT-STOMPIN A HOMELESS GUY! (laffs) ANYTHING U OF SMELL CAN DO, U UH KAY CAN DO BETTER! (laffs) AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! GO HILLTOPPERS…BEAT THAT BALDY MACK TEAM SO THEY CAINT BE #1. AND GO STOOPS TROOPS! BEAT LOSERVILLE FOOTBAW LIKE YOU DONE LAST YEAR! YOU SUCK, CARDINALS!

The Beasman can’t think straight after the Cats lost #1 in one day

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THE BEASMAN cats losing to everybody
(crying) WALTER MCCARTHY IS THE DEVIL! (cry) A FARMER KENTUCKY WILDCAT U-MILLER-FIED AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS WHO USED TO CALL HIM FRIEND! (cry) WE FOUNDLY PROVED WE WAS NUMBER ONE AND THEN WALTER MCCARTHY DONE SNATCHED IT AWAY LIKE A TWO-BIT THIEF IN THE NIGHT! (cry)

I AIN’T BEEN ABLE TO GIT OUTTA BED FOR 3 DAYS, LARRY MINNER. (cry)

I KNOW YOU AND ALL YOUR CARDINAL BUDDIES IS SMIRKIN CUZ THE GOOD AND CLASSY #1 KENTUCKY WILDCATS CAINT BEAT NOBODY NO MORE. (cry) I HATE WALTER MCCARTHY WITH EVER-THANG I GOT! DADGUMMIT, HOW CAN A FARMER WILDCAT STAB COACH CAL IN THE BACK LIKE THIS BY HAVIN THE AUDACERATION TO SCORE MORE POINTS? (cry)

I WANNA TAKE MY SHOTGUN IN RUMP ARENER AND SHOOT HOLES IN WALTER MCCARTHY’S JERSEY HANGIN UP IN THE RAFTERS. AND SLICK RICK’S TOO. HE’S THE RAT WHO POISONED WALTER MCCARTHY TO GO TRAITOR TURNCOAT ON THE CATS! (cry) THIS IS THE WORSTEST WEEK EVER TO BE A KENTUCKY WILDCAT FAN.

ALL THESE SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP, TRAMP STAMP, PRISON CAMP U OF SMELL CARDINAL FANS IS WALKIN ROUND MOCKIN US CAT FANS CUZ WE WAS ONLY #1 FOR A DAY BEFORE NOBODY EVANSVILLE WHOOPED US. (cry)

AND THAT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER THEM TENNERSEE PRISON ARNGE HILLBILLY ROCKY TOPPERS WHOOPED STOOPS TROOPS AT THE FOOTBAW STADIUM. (cry) WE HAD IT FIRST-AND-GOAL FROM THE TWO YARD LINE BUT COULDN’T STICK IT IN! (cry) WHY’D YOU JUST RUN IT? TRY SOMETHIN ELSE LIKE A STATUE OF LIBERTY PLAY OR THROWIN IT TO A PLAYER DRESSED UP LIKE A CHEERLEADER! STOOPS REAL NAME IS STOOPID, LARRY!

I HOPE HE TAKES THE FLORIDER STATE JOB AND TAKES HIS VOODOO MOJO OUTTA LEXINUN WITH HIM! (cry) LET’S HIRE RANDO COBB TO COME AND COACH THE CATS! RANDO LOVES U UH KAY. STOOPS LOVES MONEY, NOT NO WILDCATS! (cry) I DON’T WANNA GO ON LIVIN IF U OF SMELL GOES TO A BO GAME AND U UH KAY DON’T! U OF SMELL CAINT QUIT LAUGHIN AT U UH KAY CUZ THEY GOT LAY-MAR JACKSON AND TEDDY DIRTYWATER AND ALL U UH KAY GOT IS WARSHED UP TIM COUCH. (cry)

IT’S ALL GONE SIDEWAYS, LARRY MINNER! STOP YOUR SMIRKIN, YOU BALD HAIRED, BENNERDICK ARNOLD! (cry) Y’ALL CARDINAL BIRDS GONNA COME CRASHIN DOWN REAL SOON WHEN BALDY MACK PLAYS A REAL TEAM! COME DEE-CEMBER 28, LET’S SEE HOW MUCH SMIRKIN YOUR CROSSEYED CARDINAL FANS IS DOIN! YEAH! FIRST THING U UH KAY GOTTA DO IS PUT COACH CAL AND STOOPS ON MINIMAL WAGE! THESE RUM DUMMIES IS MAKIN WAY TOO MUCH MONEY FOR BEIN LOSERS! PAY ‘EM BOTH $12 A HOUR AND IF THEY GIT US A NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIP WE CAN GIVE EM THEIR FULL SALARY AT THE END OF THE SEASON.

I MEAN, YOU DON’T PAY A PLUMBER FOR NOT FIXIN THE TAR-LIT, RIGHT? WHY SHOULD WE PAY THESE PHONIES BIG DOLLARS TO HUMILERATE BIG BLUE NATION? (cry) NOW CHRIS BALDY MACK AND LOSERVILLE GONNA JUMP PAST COACH CAL’S CATS IN THE PO AND IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE! U UH KAY LOSES TO EVANSVILLE AND GITS MOCKED ALL OVER MURICA! U OF SMELL BEATS INJIANA STATE AND ERRBODY ACTS LIKE Y’ALL BEAT DUKE! YOU’LL GIT YOUR BIG BLUE WHOOPIN REAL SOON, YOU BEER BREATH, MARY-JU-WANNA SNIFFIN, RAP MUSIC, BACKWARDS CAP CARDINAL CONVICTS! LET’S GO, BLUE! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! BUT RIGHT NOW TIL THEY WIN AGAIN THEY IS RATS! RATS! RATS!

Cats fail to Kash but THE STREAK STARTS NOW

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THE BEASMAN cats lose again
I ALMOST WANNA VOMIT WHEN YOU ANSWER THE PHONE! U OF SMELL AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A BUNCH OF DEMONS! ALL Y’ALL SNAGGLE TOOTH, STINKBREATH CARDINAL FANS WAS A-SQAWKIN BOUT KASH DANIEL TWISTIN THAT FLORIDER GUY’S ANKLE BUT I SEEN SOME U OF SMELL THUG ON SAIRDEE TRYIN TO BREAK A LEG ON A FLORIDER STATE GUY. HOW COME Y’ALL AIN’T ALL HOT-HEADED ABOUT THAT, YOU BUNCH OF HIPPER-CRIT LOSERVILLE LOSERS!

IT’S OK WHEN A U OF SMELLER TRIES TO BREAK A GUY’S LEG BUT WHEN GOOD AND CLASSY KASH DANIEL DOES THAT, Y’ALL CARDINAL SUCKUPS WANT TO GIVE HIM THE DEATH PENALTY! FRAUDS! LOSERVILLE LOSERS CAINT WIN SO YOU GOTTA TRY TO HURT THE GOOD AND CLASSY CATS! BY THE BY, Y’ALL LOST TO NOBODY WILLIE TAGGER AND HIS BAD NEWS BEARS FROM FLORIDA STATE! (laffs) DID YOU SEE HOW BIGTIME S.E.C. JARJUH SHOWED THEM NASTY CATHLICKS FROM NOTRE DAME WHO’S BOSS? S.E.C. FOOTBAW…IT JUST MEANS MORE!

A.C.C. AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A BUNCH OF NANCY BOYS SO DON’T EVEN ACT LIKE Y’ALL CARDINAL CONVICTS CAN HANG WITH KENTUCKY. WE STILL GONNA JACK YOUR JAW IN NOVEMBER…BUT DADGUMMIT, THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS DONE GOT A TWO GAME LOSER STREAK RIGHT NOW! (cry)

THIS WAS POSED TO BE THE YEAR OF THE CATS! BUT COACH STOOPS HAD TO LEAVE KASH DANIEL ON THE BENCH FOR THE FIRST QUARTER AND THAT’S WHEN THEM COWBELL HILLBILLY MISTER-SIPPY STATE BULL DYKES JUMPED ALL OVER US. NOW WE’S TWO AND TWO! (cry)

WE POSED TO BE FORTY AND OH! (cry) DADGUMMIT! WE IS BIG BLUE NATION! KENTUCKY POSED TO BE UP THERE IN THE PO WITH ALABAMMER AND JARJUH BUT NAWWW. WE AIN’T IN NO TOP 25 CUZ U OF SMELL FANS PITCHED A FIT OVER KASH DANIEL SO STOOPS COULDN’T LET HIM PLAY AND WE LOST! Y’ALL SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, GOLD TOOF, MARY-JUH-WANNA VAPIN, WELFARE FRAUD, MAKIN BABIES OUTTA WEDLOCK, NECK TATTOO LOSERVILLE CARDINALS IS JUST JELLY OF KENTUCKY!

ADMIT IT, YOU BALD HAIRED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, BENNER-DICK ARNOLD! AND SPEAKIN OF TRAITORS, I LOVE IT THAT YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK DINT GIT ONE RED CENT FROM U OF SMELL CUZ HE’S A CHEATIN, LYIN, STRIPPER PO LOVIN HAS BEEN! (laffs) POOR OL SLICK RICK – NOW HE GITS TO SAY THAT HE RESIGNED WHEN WE ALL KNOW HE GOT FIRED! (laffs)

Terry Meiners with Bob Ley on Outside the Lines, ESPN, October 2017

WHAT A FRAUD! “OH HEY, MISTER GUY LOOKIN FOR A COACH. HIRE ME CUZ I RESIGNED FROM LOSERVILLE. JUST DON’T LOOK UP NOTHIN ON GOOGLE CUZ GOOGLE MIGHT LIE AND SAY I GOT FIRED FOR CHEATIN!” (laffs) WHAT A JOKE! SLICK RICK IS PRETENDIN LIKE NOBODY MEMBERS THE STRIPPERS OR THE RESTRUNT SEX OR THE 5 STAR BRIAN BOWEN WHO JUST DROPPED OUT OF THE SKY! YEAH, SURE! (laffs) AND NOW SLICK RICK STANDS UP ON THE HIGHWAY EXIT WITH A CARDBOARD SIGN THAT SAYS “WILL COACH FOR FOOD!” I LOVE IT! (laffs)

LARRY MINNER AIN’T GONNA STAY IN LOVE WITH NO POOR SLICK RICK SO YOU MUST BE LOOKIN FOR A NEW RICH BOYFRIEND. WHY DON’T YOU WRITE A LOVE LETTER TO THE AMAZON BALD GUY TO BUY BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? Y’ALL COULD LIVE UP THERE ENJOYIN EACH OTHER’S PACKAGES! (laffs) WHY AIN’T YOU LAFFIN AT MY FUNNY COMEDY JOKES? THIS HERE IS BIGTIME FREE COMEDY I’M GIVIN YOU, LARRY! (laffs)

AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! STOOPS TROOPS GOT KASH DANIEL BACK THIS WEEK AGAIN SOUTH CARAMALINER SO WE GONNA BE JUST FINE! THE WINNIN STREAK STARTS NOW FOR BIG BLUE NATION! BRING ON ALABAMMER AND THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS! WE IS KENTUCKY! THE WINNIN STARTS NOW! THE WINNIN STARTS NOW! THE WINNIN STARTS NOW! FARTY AND OH! FARTY AND OH! FARTY AND OH! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE!

No, Goodfellas, he’s not.

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No, I’m not taking that photo. But it’s a powerful message from Rick Pitino to leaders at the University of Louisville.

He very well could have captioned the photo, “I’m not going away until you pay.”

Ricky P is back in Louisville for a federal court hearing regarding his $40 million lawsuit over being being fired by the University of Louisville. That’s how much Pitino claims he is owed by the employment contract that was in place at the time of his dismissal.

UofL’s athletics association thinks Pitino deserves nothing more than the millions he has already been paid over 16 years of employment.

Looks like very little progress has been made so many see a protracted trial and appellate process that could take a decade to resolve.

Pitino was fired after a serious of embarrassments involving sex, strippers, and alleged recruiting violations.

I still believe Pitino knew nothing about the stripper scandal and that the recruiting issues were conducted outside his purview by unscrupulous assistants.

The problem for Pitino is the notion of failure to maintain institutional control over the program and its authorities, his assistants.

It will be interesting to see if a jury of working stiffs feel sympathy for Rick or want to punish him for failed leadership which erased 100+ games and a national championship.

If the over/under is $20 million, I’ll take the over. The Goodfellas will be celebrating the night that decision comes down, then again after the appeals court rules, and ultimately the state supreme court rules.

Now if everyone can just live long enough to see it. Or at least party hard tonight to envision that possibility.

Rick Pitino and friends at Jeff Ruby’s, September 9, 2019

Louisville’s got that going for us, which is nice

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A flood of Bill Murray sightings popped onto social media this week. The actor known as being the most chill celebrity in the world spends time in Louisville with his son Luke, a top recruiter and assistant coach for University of Louisville men’s basketball.

Luke and his wife Kara are expecting their second child soon. Murray loves visiting his son’s family, even handing out Halloween candy at their home last October.

This week, Louisville’s head basketball coach Chris Mack hosted an old guy basketball camp complete with competition, film breakdown, celebrity guests like Bill Murray and Jay Bilas, and a championship game.

Nick Coffey, Terry Meiners, Will Clark (September 6, 2019)

Even though I wore a uniform, I played the role of general manager for some of my much younger colleagues like 790KRD morning host Nick Coffey and 840WHAS news anchor Will Clark.

Chris Mack, Terry Meiners, Jay Bilas, Will Clark, Nick Coffey (September 7, 2019)

The seminars were terrific. Game play was fun. The trainers got a workout helping the old guys deal with sore muscles.

All indications are that the days of a scandal weary UofL basketball program are finally fading away. Finally!

Chris Mack and Jay Bilas (September 7, 2019)

Having Jay Bilas visit the freshly joyous Louisville basketball program was terrific but it is Murray who turns heads wherever he goes.

Murray, 68, parties at a slightly slower pace than he did in the 80s, but he still turns up by surprise at wedding receptions, reunions, pubs, and the occasional party where he is actually expected.

Such was the case at Chris and wife Christie Mack’s Prospect area home this week. Coach Mack’s basketball camp brought Murray to both the gym and a casual dinner party.

Murray was incredibly kind to each fan who asked for a photo, including a woman who said “I hate to interrupt your dinner.”

Murray sprang from his seat and replied, “It’s OK, I’ve eaten before.”

She got the photo she wanted.

Murray was especially amused with my wife Mary, teasing her about settling for a guy like me. He slyly turned the conversation into the concept that Mary was so incredibly lucky to land a man of my superior intellect and rugged good looks.

He saw me, looked at Mary, looked back at me, then stared at Mary and said, “How did you land THIS guy?” as if he was looking at the world’s top male model.

Murray and I had already exchanged a few laughs earlier in the day so he knew that I am conditioned to taking a ribbing. He also enjoys the art of changing facial expressions between successive photos. Here are a few examples shot by an observer.

WDRB director of sales Rick Burrice was more than a bit surprised to find Murray hitting golf balls next to his sons on the Audubon Country Club driving range.

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With over 40 years working in broadcasting, I’ve been fortunate enough to meet dozens of highly famous people. Most of them are accommodating and offer great show content, but very few seem to savor the company of everyday working people.

Bill Murray seems just as comfortable listening, not talking, but listening to people tell him about their lives. It was impressive to watch him interact with 30 or 40 people at Mack’s house and maybe a hundred others at the basketball gym.

What a chill dude. What a great gift for UofL basketball and the city of Louisville.

And yes, the Caddyshack star did hit the golf course to play 18 with Luke at Valhalla. Once again, Murray patiently posed for photos with golfers and Valhalla staff members.

Bill Murray and Valhalla teammate Charlie Logsdon (September 8, 2019)

As he walked into the clubhouse, I said I’d see him for trick-or-treating next month for Halloween. Murray shot back, “Wait til you see my costume.”

Welcome home, Bill.

Terry Meiners, Bill Murray, Jonathan Blue (September 6, 2019)