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The Beasman ain’t too pleased about Big Blue Nation outside looking in at the Final Four

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THE BEASMAN natl championship night
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ABOUT THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS GAME, YOU BALD HAIRED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, BACKSTABBING U OF SMELL SUCKUP! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS AIN’T IN NO MOOD FOR JOSHIN, DADGUMMIT. THIS WAS POSED TO BE OUR NIGHT WITH ERRBODY SCREAMIN GO BIG BLUE AND TELLIN ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS THAT THEY SUCK. IT FEELS LIKE THE GRINCH DONE STOLE OUR BLUE CHRISTMAS AGAIN, LARRY MINNER.

“COACH CAL FOR LIFE” BETTER GIT US A WILDCAT CHAMPERCHIPS NEXT YEAR OR ELSE HIS LIFETIME DEAL IS GONNA END. A LIFETIME CONTRACT IS ONLY GOOD AS LONG AS YOU’S ALIVE, DADGUMMIT! YOU HEAR ME, COACH CAL? DON’T HUMILERATE BIG BLUE NATION NO MORE WITH ALL THIS ONE-AND-DONE-BUT-NEVER-FUN EARLY FADEOUTS. WE IS THE CATS! WE POSED TO WIN IT ALL EVER YEAR CUZ WE IS THE BIG BLUE!

LATE TONIGHT SOME FRAUD TEAM IS GONNA BE CUTTIN DOWN THEM NETS THAT BLONG TO THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS. IT MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT JUST THINKIN ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE GITTIN OUR TROPHY! LARRY, I GUESS U OF SMELL SCUMBAGS LIKE YOU IS A-LAUGHIN CUZ YOU GOT THEM VIRGINNY FRAUDS FROM THE A.C.C. IN THE CHAMPERCHIPS GAME. I DON’T KNOW HOW THEM WHITE BOYS GOT THAT FAR IN THE NC2A TOURNEYMINT WITHOUT PAYIN OFF THE REFFERMARIES.

YOU KNOW THEY SHOULDA CALLED THAT DOUBLE DRIBBLE IN THE AUBURN GAME BUT NAWWWW, “LET ‘EM PLAY” THEM CHEATIN REFFERMARIES SAID. IT’S ALL A BIG JOKE ANYMORE, LARRY MINNER. AUBURN DINT GOT NO BIDNESS BEATIN U UH KAY BUT TYLER HERO TURNT OUT TO BE A ZERO.

IF AUBURN WOULDA TOOK HERO AND AUBURN WOULDA GIVE US THAT TALL FELLER WITH THE ARNGE HAIR THEN THE CATS WOULD BE LAUGHIN ALL THE WAY TO THE CHAMPERCHIP.

U UH KAY SHOULDA SPENT TONIGHT WINNIN, CUTTIN DOWN THE NETS, MAKIN FUN OF U OF SMELL, BURNIN COUCHES, AND PLAYIN BANJO MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. BUT NOW WE GOT TO WATCH FRAUDS STEAL OUR TROPHY AND THEN WAIT TO SEE WHICH OF OUR UNDER-PERFARMIN PLAYERS IS GONNA RUN OFF TO THE NBA. BYE BYE, PJ WARSHININ. YOU WERE GREAT. THANK YOU, REID TRAVIS FOR GIVIN US YOUR 5TH YEAR BEST. BUT THE REST OF Y’ALL FRAIDY CATS AIN’T READY FOR THE BIGTIME CUZ YOU DON’T LIVE AND DIE FOR THAT TROPHY THE WAY US GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCAT FANS DO! WAKE UP, FRAIDY CATS!

COACH CAL, HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – COACH CAL DONE GOT HISSELF A LIFETIME CONTRACT THAT WE ALREADY WANNA TEAR UP. THAT WHOLE FLIRTATIOUS WITH U.C.L.A. WAS A STUNT TO MAKE U UH KAY PAY HIM MORE MONEY. WHAT A JOKE. IF U UH KAY WAS SMART, THEY WOULDN’T PAY COACH CAL NO SALARY TIL THEY SEE HOW THE SEASON COMES OUT. PAY HIM MINIMAL WAGE DURING THE SEASON SO HE CAN BUY HIS DONUTS AND COFFEE HE SAYS HE’S HOOKED ON.

KEEP THEM MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN A TOTE SACK TIL THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS AND THEN PAY HIM HIS BIG MONEY. “COACH CAL FOR LIFE” IS A BAD PLAN. IT’S LIKE PAYIN YOUR COUSIN A SALARY FOR LAYIN ON THE COUCH AND EATIN YOUR GROCERIES WHEN YOU THUNK HE WAS GONNA PAINT YOUR HOUSE.

COACH CAL GOT TO PROVE HISSELF. HE BEEN HERE A DECADE WITH THE BEST RECRUITIN CLASS EVER YEAR AND ALL WE GOT IS ONE CHAMPERCHIPS. THESE TEXAS TECH AND VIRGINNY COACHES DON’T GIT PAID DIDDLY AND LOOK AT THEM TONIGHT. AND BRUCE PEARL IS A BARBEQUE BECKY RECRUITIN CHEATER BUT HE STILL MADE THE FINAL FOUR BY BEATIN COACH CAL. SO WHAT WE GONNA DO, CAT FANS?

WE GONNA LAY DOWN AND LET COACH CAL GIT LIFETIME MONEY FOR A ONE-HIT-WONDER CAREER? YOU GOT ONE YEAR, CAL. IF WE DON’T WIN IT ALL NEXT YEAR AND THE YEAR AFTER AND THE YEAR AFTER, PACK YOUR I-TALIAN SUITS AND RUN OFF. KINNY SKY WALKER IS READY TO STEP IN AND MAKE BIG BLUE NATION GREAT AGAIN. BUCEPT WE’LL DO IT WITH BLUE HATS. AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

A jealous St X boy like me can only stand and applaud for our rivals…but my stepson is at Trinity so there’s that

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Congrats to Trinity High School on another KHSAA 🏀 state championship ☝🏾 #SweetSixteen ☘️☘️☘️ OMG, Tony Vanetti and Jody Demling are going to be UNBEARABLE at the radio station this week. 🙄

photo: KHSAA

University of Louisville basketball fans can feel the love too.

My stepson Aidan was in the stands to enjoy the moment. His mom and I asked “Did you take pictures?” Aidan: “No. Why?”

Aidan is the tall skinny one second from left

final score: Trinity 50, Scott County 40

UofL hits the skids and The Beasman ain’t too blue about it

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THE BEASMAN cathlick magic
POOR, POOR CARDINAL BIRDS. DONE LOST ‘EM THREE IN A ROW AND AIN’T NO RELIEF IN SIGHT. MARCH SADNESS STARTS TOMORROW IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN WHILE THE REST OF BIG BLUE NATION GITS READY TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPERCHIPS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! BUT OL U OF SMELL CAINT EVEN BEAT NOBODY BOSTON BAKED BEAN COLLEGE. (laffs)

TOO BAD, SO SAD! (laffs) YOU KNOW LARRY, I’D LIKE TO SAY ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS FANS IS FEELIN PITY FOR YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES BUT I DON’T WANNA LIE RIGHT HERE ON THE LECTRIC RADIO. (laffs) Y’ALL U OF SMELL FAILURES NEED TO DO LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND JUST WALK AWAY! TRUMP DONE THAT WITH THAT LITTLE KOREA GANGSTER KIM JONG KIM KIM AND THAT’S WHAT BALDY SEWER MOUTH CHRIS MACK GOTTA DO. JUST PULL THE CURTAINS AND DISMANTLE THE U OF SMELL FAILURE BASKETBAW PROGRUM. IT’S OVER, LARRY. (laffs)

EVER SINCE TOMMY TURTLENECK CHASED MY BUDDY DENNY CRUMMY OUTTA THERE AND RE-PLACED HIM WITH THAT SLICK HAIRED I-TALIAN CHEATER NAME OF SLICK RICK, Y’ALL BEEN A LAUGHIN STOCK. (laffs) SLICK GOT Y’ALL A FAKE NEWS CHAMPERCHIP BUT THE NC2A WISED UP AND YANKED DOWN THE FAKE U OF SMELL BANNER SO DENNY CRUMMY IS STILL THE ONLY NATIONAL CHAMPEEN COACH IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN. (laffs) MEANTIME, THE #1 SEED KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GONNA GO DOWN TO TENNERSEE AND POP A KNOT ON THEIR STUPID ROCK TOP FOREHEADS ONE MORE TIME! (laffs)

Keldon Johnson. He is good.

WE GONNA SINK THE ADMIRAL’S BATTLESHIP JUST LIKE WE DONE TWO WEEKS AGO! COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – WE DONE TODE COACH CAL WHEN HE GOES TO MASS THIS WEEK HE NEEDS TO SAY A LOT OF THEM FAKE CATHLICK PRAYERS TO TELL THE CATHLICK FAKE GOD TO MAKE SURE THE NOTRE DAME HUMILERATES U OF SMELL ON SENIOR DAY! (laffs) I LOVE IT! BALDY MACK IS A CATHLICK BUT HE AIN’T GOT NO CATHLICK MAGIC LIKE COACH CAL CUZ BALDY MACK DON’T GO TO MASS EVER DAY.

BALDY MACK JUST GOES IN THEM GHETTO STREETS TO LEARN HIM MORE OF THEM NASTY CUSS WORDS TO YELL ON NATIONAL TV. THAT’S SOME REAL CLASS Y’ALL GOT GOIN ON, LARRY MINNER! COACH CAL GONNA PRAY EXTRA HARD FOR TOUCHDOWN JESUS TO HELP THEM CATHLICK FISH EATIN, BINGO PLAYIN, BEER DRINKIN, GENUFLECTIN, GOIN TO CONFESSION INSTEAD OF TAKIN RESPONSIBILITY FOR SINNIN NOTRE DAME IRISH BAR FIGHTIN WHISKEY BREATH HEATHENS PUT ONE LAST A.C.C. BEATDOWN ON NOBODY U OF SMELL.

THEN FINALLY SOMEBODY GONNA WAKE UP AND SEND THEM PHONEY BALONEY CARDINAL BIRDS TO THE N.I.T. WHERE Y’ALL BLONG EVER YEAR! (laffs) OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! GOOOOOO BIG BLUE! THE WILDCATS IS RATED A #1 SEED IN THE BIG DANCE WHERE U OF SMELL GONNA GIT LEFT OUT AGAIN.

COME ON, YOU CATHLICK HEATHENS. DRINK LOTS OF THAT HOLY WATER SO YOUR FAKE CATHLICK GOD WILL GIVE Y’ALL NOTRE DAME FISH BREATH BREEDERS THE FIGHTIN IRISH SPIRIT YOU NEED TO STOMP ON THEM FLUNKY CRIMINAL CARDINALS. GO AHEAD AND DRINK YOUR IRISH WHISKEY DURING THE GAME TOO CUZ LOSERVILLE AINT GOT NO MORALS.

Mike, Terry, Lisa, and Lynn Meiners (November 2018)

EVERBODY IN THAT GHETTO TOWN IS HIGH ON LIQUOR OR METH OR SNIFFIN THE MARIJUANA. (laffs) BUNCH OF DOPEHEAD LOSERS! BE CLASSY LIKE THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, YOU CARDINAL FLUNKIES! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

Showtime! UofL’s women’s basketball franchise is ready to take on the biggest franchise of all

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Terry Meiners and Asia Durr, WHAS studios, January 30, 2019

They don’t make a more humble superstar than Asia Durr. Any time she is asked about her success as a prolific scorer and ball handler for the University of Louisville basketball team, she defers to her teammates.

The most storied women’s basketball team in America is the UConn Huskies mega-machine. Louisville Coach Jeff Walz is 0-6 against the Huskies.

UofL has stepped up mightily in marquee games over the years. This one is in Louisville with about 18,000 hometown fans screaming for the women in red.

Let’s do this, Cards!

UPDATE: Louisville WINS!

U of Smell pulverizes the Turd Heels, Beasman flummoxed

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UK over Vanderbilt — photo: UK athletics

THE BEASMAN UofL shocks UNC
WELL HOOTY HOOTY HOO…THE CARDINAL BIRDS CAUGHT ‘EM A WORM. WOW! US BIG BLUE NATION KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS REEEEAAAALY IMPRESSED THAT BALDY MACK AND HIS BAD NEWS BEARS GOT EM A BIG WIN AGAINST THEM TURD HEELS. WHAT DID Y’ALL DO, SEND KATINEENER POWELL TO SPEND ALL NIGHT DOIN NASTY STUFF WITH THE NARTH CARAMALINER PLAYERS? (laffs) DID KENNY JOHNSON SHOW UP AND START HANDIN OUT HOUSE PAYMENT MONEY TO THEM TURD HEEL PLAYER PARENTS? (laffs)

I WAS JUST KIDDIN ON FRIDEE WHEN I SAID I WAS PULLIN FOR THE TURD HEELS…US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS HATE NARTH CARAMALINER. BUT WE ALSO HATE Y’ALL SO IT’S TOO BAD IT WEREN’T A TIE! (laffs) AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WE BEAT US SOME VANDERSMELT, AND WE GONNA WHOOP JARJUH AND EVERBODY ELSE TO GO THIRTY SEVEN AND THREE! THIRTY SEVEN AND THREE! CATS GONNA WIN IT ALL CUZ BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN, YOU DIRTY FILTHY MOUTH LARRY DADGUM MINNER.

UK over Vandy — photo by UK athletics

YOU JUST BETTER MAKE SURE YOU DON’T MIS-GUNOUNCE THE NAME OF MARTIN LUCIAN KING LIKE THAT NEW YARK GUY DONE DID OR RICKY JONES GONNA GIT YOU FIRED! (laffs) I LOVE IT! HOW DO YOU STAY EMPLOYED WHEN THEY GOT REAL RADIO GUNOUNCERS OUT THERE WHO SHOULD HAVE YOUR JOB. MATT JONES IS THE BEST BROADCASTIGATOR IN KENTUCKY, AND HE KNOWS HOW TO SAY MARTIN LUCIOUS KING, MARTIN LAWRENCE, MARTIN THE MARTIAN, AND MARTIN POOTER KOOTZ WITHOUT MESSIN EM UP! (laffs)

HEY LARRY, MY GREAT GRANDSON GOT HIM ONE OF THEM FANCY VIDEO GAMES FOR CHRISTMAS AND I FOUNT OUT SOMETHIN REAL NEAT ABOUT IT…IT WORKS! (laffs) IT’S CALLED A NINTENDO SWITCH!

TURNS OUT IT’S GOT A SWITCH ON IT THAT WILL SWITCH THE U OF SMELL GAME OFF EXPN. (laffs) JUST CLICK THE SWITCH AND – POOF! – THE U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS GAME DISAPPEARS OFF NATIONAL T.V. SO US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS DON’T GOTTA WATCH U OF SMELL BEATIN THE TURD HEELS! (laffs) I LOVE IT! – POOF! – BYE BYE CARDINAL BIRDS! (laffs)

GIF by Louisville basketball on Twitter

THIS COULD BE A MUST-HAVE THANG FOR ALL KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS TO HAVE SO ANYTIME U OF SMELL STARTS GITTIN LUCKY, — POOF – AWAY GO THE CARDINALS AND ON COMES SOMETHING THAT U UH KAY FANS LIKE…LIKE A FISHIN SHOW, OR HEE HAW, OR SQUARE DANCIN. ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEEIN U OF SMELL HAVIN A GOOD TIME. SO I MADE Y’ALL DISSER-PEAR OFF EXPN ONCE I WAS SURE THAT NARTH CARAMEL WASN’T GONNA COME BACK AND HUMILERATE LOSERVILLE. (laffs) I’M GONNA USE THIS NINTENDO SWITCH TO CHANGE ALL KIND OF STUFF. WHEN SOME SNOOTY NEWS LADY IS DOWNIN PRESIDENT TRUMP – HIT THE SWITCH – MAKE HER DISAPPEAR AND PUT ON A PATRIOTIC FIREWORKS SHOW. (laffs) I LOVE THE SWITCH! NOW WHENEVER U OF SMELL IS GITTIN A BEATDOWN LIKE THE KENTUCKY GAME, THEY GOT ANOTHER SWITCH ON THERE TO SHOW EXTRA CLIPS OF TOOTHLESS, BRAINLESS, NECK TATTOO, WHISKEY FOR BREAKFAST, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK CARDINAL FANS CRYIN THEIR SAD CARDINAL TEARS. (laffs) SO I’LL BE USIN THAT ONE ON YOUR NEXT GAME. (laffs)

Chris Mack celebrates with his UofL team after thumping UNC — photo by Louisville athletics

BUT OK, LITTLE BROTHER. YOU DONE HAD YOURSELF ONE GOOD DAY BY BEATING THEM NARTH CARAMALINER FRAUDS. BUT Y’ALL GO BACK TO HUMILERATION STATION ONCE YOU GOTTA PLAY DUKE! (laffs) WELL LARRY, IMMA GO GIT IN LINE FOR ANOTHER BINNY SNELL AUTER-GRAPH SECTION. HE CHARGES $20 FOR EVER AUTER-GRAPH AND I DONE PAID HIM TO SIGN MY FOREHEAD, MY NECK, AND MY MAN BOOBS SO AS SOON AS MY SOCIAL SCUR-IDDY CHECK COMES I’M GONNA BUY ME A “SNELL YEAH” TRAMP STAMP TATTOO DOWN ON MY LOWER BACK. THATAWAYS, EVER TIME I TOOT I CAN JUST PULL UP MY SHIRT AND TELL THE WORLD “SNELL YEAH!” (laffs) AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

Chris Mack’s biggest win yet: UofL blasts North Carolina at their house

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There is euphoria in Card Nation. The University of Louisville basketball team just pummeled the #12 ranked North Carolina Tar Heels in Chapel Hill. It is the first time Louisville has ever beaten UNC at their facility.

This game was so out of control that ESPN switched away with 4 minutes left to catch the opening tip of Duke vs Florida State. Just another Louisville boot stomp dominating performance that becomes tiresome to the national audience. (I kid!).

For first year Louisville coach Chris Mack, it is a stamp of validation after a tough loss to Kentucky and a head scratching loss to woeful Pittsburgh. This victory over UNC is the bookend to an early season takedown of #9 Michigan State.

The first shocker is considered somewhat lucky. The second one validates the coach.

Welcome to the University of Louisville, Chris Mack.

Chris Mack celebrates with his UofL team after thumping UNC

Jordan Nwora gets the job done

Stephen Enoch had the signature slam.

David Padgett on this year’s Cardinals, Chris Mack, Pitino in Greece, and the new Padgett basketball camps

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Ryan McMahon with Louisville interim head coach David Padgett (2018)

Former University of Louisville basketball star and interim head coach David Padgett popped onto the radio to share his views on this season’s Cardinals, the progress of his former players, new head coach Chris Mack, how Pitino in Greece makes sense, and the new Padgett basketball camps.

Great insights from a guy who played, became an assistant coach, and then led the Cardinals to a decent season in the midst of turmoil. As for Pitino now coaching in Greece, have a look for yourself.

Meet the new boss, not the same as the old boss

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“We play for the other 10 on the field.”

Scott Satterfield, the new University of Louisville head football coach, is an affable gentleman from North Carolina. His success at Appalachian State earned his bump up to UofL and A.C.C. competition.

The top question is where he will start to turn around a program in meltdown mode. UofL’s 2018 season was a total collapse. A defense that completely lost its way allowed unranked opponents to run up 50+ points.

An immediate change is Satterfield’s promise to open up the Louisville program to local high school football coaches, most of whom were ignored by the previous administration. Many highly ranked prep football players seem to sidestep both UofL and UK programs to land elsewhere.

This year’s Big 10 Freshman of the Year and Receiver of the Year and All-Big 10 phenom is Rondale Moore. He played at Louisville’s Trinity High School and should have been embraced from the cradle.

Louisville Trinity High School star Rondale Moore went to Purdue. Here he is helping the Boilermakers beat Ohio State.

Moore chose Jeff Brohm and Purdue over his hometown university. OK, he’s from the metro area. His actual home is in New Albany, Indiana but he made the daily trek to Trinity. Moore was just announced as the winner of the 2019 Paul Hornung Award, recognizing the most versatile player in all of college football.

Wandale Robinson scampers for daylight

Just yesterday, celebrated running back Wandale Robinson, the University of Kentucky’s #1 prospect for 2019 flipped his decision once again and declared for the Nebraska Cornhuskers.

Local love matters. Satterfield says he is committed to gathering all of the top Kentucky talent to play for Louisville.

Jody Demling and I chatted with Coach Satterfield yesterday to pick his brain on a number of subjects, including how a genteel North Carolinian will assure this community that he can teach young men to respect women, avoid troublemakers, and use their idle time productively.

Of course we talked about recruiting and the addition of assistant coaches who can upgrade the severely degraded offensive and defensive production of the 2018 team.

Good luck, Coach Satterfield. Patience from the fan base is required but will be a noisy overseer as the team prepares for next season’s opener against Notre Dame.

Griff breaks down Chris Mack’s Cards, Donovan’s Jazz, and NBA dreams

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Darrell Griffith, December 3, 2018

Darrell “Doctor Dunkenstein” Griffith popped into the radio station to throw love at new University of Louisville basketball coach Chris Mack. Griff says Mack’s style offers players more creativity to improvise, a definite change from Rick Pitino’s more deliberate style.

Griffith also talked about the tedious tasks ahead for UofL football coach Scott Satterfield, the amazing artistry of Donovan Mitchell, and the cushy life of Utah Jazz players compared to his era.

Salt Lake City’s growth since Griffith’s playing days amaze the former Jazz star. He says Louisville would prosper immeasurably by snaring an NBA franchise, a campaign impeded by Pitino and former UofL athletics director Tom Jurich.

Darrell also talked about his new restaurant Griff’s, now open at 2nd and Liberty Streets just across from the Omni. Early reviews are very strong.

Donovan Mitchell wins 2018 NBA all star weekend dunk competition wearing a Darrell Griffith jersey

Louisville basketball beats Michigan State, are The Cats skeered?

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Louisville grinds out an overtime win vs. #9 Michigan State, November 27, 2018 photo: University of Louisville athletics

THE BEASMAN Louisville beats Michigan State
WELL…I GUESS YOU SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, THUGGIN’ CARDINAL FRAUDS THINK YOU IS HOT SNOT NOW, HUH? WELL YOU AIN’T, DADGUMMIT! JUST CUZ YOU GOT LUCKY AND MICHERGAN STATE LAID DOWN AND LET YOU WIN LAST NIGHT DON’T MEAN THE U OF SMELL DUMPSTER FIRE IS OUT. (laffs) BIG BLUE NATION KNOWS WHAT’S UP…Y’ALL IS STILL SKEEZY, STRIPPER POLE, SHOE COMPANY MONEY, 15 SECONDS OF RESTRUNT LOVE, LYIN UNDER OATH CONVICTS. (laffs)

THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GOOD AND CLASSY, AND WE AIN’T SKEERED OF PLAYIN U OF SMELL IN A FEW WEEKS CUZ WE GOT GAMES AGAINST REAL TEAMS LIKE TONIGHT…WE PLAYIN SOMEBODY CALLED MON-MOUTH. I’M SURE THEY IS BETTER THAN MICHERGAN STATE CUZ COACH CAL DON’T PLAY NO CUPCAKES. COACH CAL SAYS HIS WILDCATS NEED A LITTLE MORE TWEAKIN, BUT WE GONNA RUN THE TABLE. YEAH! (laffs)

BRING ON DUKE AGAIN CUZ THAT LAST GAME WAS A FRAUD! DUKE SUCKS. AND SO DOES LOSERVILLE. NOW THAT YOU FIRED THAT CHEATIN SLICK-HAIRED I-TALIAN MOBSTER SLICK RICK, YOU DONE HIRED THIS BALD NERD FROM A CATHLICK FALSE RELIGION SCHOOL IN CINCINNAPLISS. HE DINT OUTCOACH TOM IZZO LAST NIGHT. IZZO WAS HIGH ON COUGH SYRUP LAST NIGHT SO HE WEREN’T ALL THERE. SO BALDY CHRIS MACK GOT LUCKY. WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS LOSERVILLE TEAM, BALDY AND THE BAD NEWS BEARS? (laffs)

THEM REFFERMARIES WAS CALLIN TOO MANY FOULS ON MICHERGAN STATE AND DAN GASBAG DAKICH KEPT SAYIN NICE STUFF ABOUT LOSERVILLE SO IT WAS LIKE EVER-BODY WAS HIGH ON COUGH SYRUP. U UH KAY AIN’T SKEERED OF NO BALDY’S BAD NEWS BEARS. LET’S PLAY TONIGHT, DADGUMMIT! COACH CAL SAYS HE CAN BEAT U OF SMELL RIGHT AFTER WE THROW MON-MOUTH IN THE TRASH TONIGHT. (laffs)

DON’T MATTER TO BIG BLUE. WE WILL PLAY Y’ALL ANYWHERE, ANY TIME, YOU BUNCH OF SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL FAN LYIN DOGS. EVER BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS A WALNUT, OR WHATEVER. U UH KAY GONNA BLOW YOU OUTTA THE BUILDING IN A MONTH, COUNT ON IT, CARDINAL SUCKERS. WE AIN’T SKEERED OF Y’ALL…

WE IS THE CATS! WE WANT DUKE! AGAIN! WE WANT DUKE! AGAIN! THIRTY NINE AND ONE! THIRTY NINE AND ONE! THIRTY NINE AND ONE!

AND AS FAR AS FOOTBAW, U UH KAY DONE SHOWED YOU LITTLE CARDINAL NOBODIES WHO RUNS THIS STATE! AIN’T NO JEFF BROHM COMIN…THEM NEWS REPORTS IS ALL LIES. JEFF BROHM AIN’T SO DUMB THAT HE WOULD GIVE UP A BIGTIME JOB LIKE PURDUE TO TAKE OVER THIS CARDINAL NIGHTMARE. Y’ALL COULDN’T WHIP MALE HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. YOU NEED TO PUT A BIG CAGE OVER THE TOP OF THAT FOOTBAW STADIUM AND TURN IT INTO ANOTHER LOCAL PRISON. THE CITY OF LOSERVILLE IS ONE GIANT CRIME SCENE. OUR WILDCAT TEAM BUS HAD TO BE SURROUNDED BY ARMY TANKS JUST TO GIT OUTTA TOWN SAFE.

IT DON’T MATTER IF JEFF BROHM’S BRINGS HIS TWO BROTHERS, HIS DADDY, HIS MAMA, AND THE FAMILY DOG. THEY CAINT SOLVE THAT U OF SMELL CURSE. JUST EMBRACE LOSERDOM. EVER SUPERSTAR NEEDS A FOIL AND U UH KAY GOT LITTLE BROTHER LOSERVILLE TO BE OUR DOORMAT. ENJOY YOUR LITTLE MICHERGAN STATE FAKE NEWS VICTREE CUZ BIG BLUE IS COMIN TO RUIN YOUR CHRISTMAS, YOU PENCIL NECK, MAN WEARIN EARRINGS, G.E.D. FLUNKIN, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, F.B.I. SUSPECT, DEADBEAT, SPINELESS, GUTLESS, BRAINLESS U OF SMELL FRAUDS. GO CATS! GO BLUE! WE WANT DUKE! AGAIN! THIRTY NINE AND ONE! THIRTY NINE AND ONE! THIRTY NINE AND ONE!