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It takes stupid money to eat in the suite

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones knows how to throw a party in his stadium suite. Gift bags, framed photos, celebrity seat mates, and private elevator access are just some of the amenities. And you don’t even have to watch the hapless Cowboys.

Jerry Jones, inserting himself into the story again.
Jerry Jones, inserting himself into the story again.

If you are ever a guest in a fancy arena suite, savor every bite of food because the owner paid dearly for your sustenance. Here are basic charges for Louisville’s KFC Yum Center events, not including a 21% service fee added to the entire order.

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Even though Yum! Brands owns Pizza Hut, rival Papa John’s has an overriding agreement with the arena’s main tenant the University of Louisville that demands its product availability. But, ooh, compare these suite prices with store prices online. Triple double, indeed!

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Unless the boss is springing for your food, pack a lunch in your jacket pocket.

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