The Clemson Tigers snapped the perfect season for the Louisville Cardinals during a fierce finish where UofL was positioned to win. With less than :30 remaining, UofL receiver James Quick came up one yard short of a first down near the goal line. Clemson took a knee to run out the clock and remain undefeated, moving to 5-0. Louisville falls to 4-1 and trails Clemson in the A.C.C.

You know the Beasman is loving every minute of Louisville’s hiccup.

THE BEASMAN loserville loses to Clemson

(laffs hysterically) I LOVVVVVVVVVE IT! THANK YOU, CLEMSON! ALL US GOOD & CLASSY WILDCAT FANS LOVE US SOME CLEMSON TIGERS FOR PUTTING A STOP TO U OF SMELL’S PERFECT SEASON. BYE BYE, PLAYOFFS! BYE BYE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS! BYE BYE, BOBBY P WHO WILL RUN OFF TO THE S.E.C. AND GIT AWAY FROM LITTLE BROTHER POSERLAND FOREVER! SURE, WE LOST TO ALABAMMER BUT THAT AIN’T NO DEBBY DOWNER WHEN THE U OF SMELLERS IS GITTIN PUNKED ON THE OTHER CHANYEL!

US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS STILL LOVE OUR TEAM AND NOW WE LOVE US SOME CLEMSON, TOO. THEM CLEMSON TIGERS CAN BE CONSIDERED HONORARY WILDCATS FOR THE REST OF THIS HERE SEASON. WE LOVE Y’ALL CLEMSONS. I’M GONNA CALL GOVERNOR BLEVINS AND SEE IF WE CAINT MAKE THE ENTIRE CLEMSON FOOTBAW TEAM KENTUCKY COLONELS! WOO HOO…WAY TO GO!

(laffs) THIS HERE IS THE HAPPIEST I BEEN SINCE BEFORE INJIANNER KNOCKED THE CATS OUT OF MARCH MADNESS. I BEEN SO TORE UP ABOUT COACH CAL BEIN A FAILURE AGAIN AND I THUNK MAYBE U OF SMELL WAS GITTIN SO GOOD THAT THE S.E.C. MIGHT THINK ABOUT DUMPIN U UH KAY AND BRINGING THEM ROTTEN CARDINALS TO TAKE OUR PLACE. BUT THEN ALONG COME CLEMSON…DEATH VALLEY GIMME THE DEATH I WANTED TO SEE…U OF SMELL’S DREAM SEASON GITS KNOCKED ON ITS KEISTER!

(laffs) LARRY, I BEEN RUNNING AROUND LAUGHING EVER SINCE SAIRDEE NIGHT. AIN’T SLEPT A WINK CUZ I BEEN ON THE FACEBOOK TAUNTIN ALL THE LOUDMOUTH U OF SMELL CREEPERS WHO USED TO POP OFF ABOUT HOW LAY-MAR JACKSON IS GONNA GIT THE HEISMAN TROPHY! PLEASE! LAY-MAR JACKSON AIN’T GONNA GIT NOTHIN BUT A LITTLE BROTHER TROPHY! CLEMSON DONE STOPPED HIM AND THEM CARDINAL BIRDS FROM HAVING A PERFECT SEASON AND IT’S BEEN MAGIC FOR ALL GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCAT FANS WHO IS SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HIM. AIN’T NO HEISMAN FOR LOSERS. I WONDER IF THE HEISMAN TROPHY CAN GO TO THE EN-TIRE CLEMSON DEE-FENSE! THAT’D BE OK WITH WILDCAT COUNTRY.

LAY-MAR JACKSON IS DONE. STICK A FARK IN HIM AND SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, CARDINAL LOSERS. Y’ALL JUST GOT SERVED THAT YOU IS STILL THE NOBODY FRAUDS THAT CAT FANS SAYS YOU IS. COACH CAL IS GITTIN READY FOR BASKETBAW SEASON WHERE HE’S GONNA HAVE SLICK RICK’S NUMBER AGAIN. DON’T WORRY, YOU CARDINAL BIRD FOOTBAW FANS. Y’ALL STILL GO TO ANOTHER TWO-BIT BO GAME WHERE Y’ALL GONNA ACT LIKE YOU IS BIGTIME. DON’T MATTER NONE. YOU AIN’T GONNA BE NO NATIONAL CHAMPEENS AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS TO THE CATS.

WHO CARES IF WE LOST TO ALABAMMER ON SAIRDEE? LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COACH CAL TAKES THE BASKETBAW CATS IN THERE IN JANUARY. WE GONNA SCORE TWICE AS MUCH AS THEIR FOOTBAW TEAM SCORED ON US. IT’S ALL GOOD. BIG BLUE MADNESS COMING SOON. A WHOLE NEW SLATE OF NBA FIRST ROUNDERS WILL COME BE FRESHMEN AT U UH KAY FIRST, AND SLICK RICK WILL BE COACHING A BUNCH OF 30-YEAR-OLD RUM DUMMIES THE NBA DON’T WANT.

HOW YOU FEELIN NOW, U OF SMELLERS? Y’ALL WAS ALL FULL OF COCKINESS TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN LAY-MAR JACKSON WAS ON THE COVER OF SPARTS ILLUSTRATED BUT NOW HE’S ON THE COVER OF “WHERE ARE THEY NOW?” MAGAZINE. I LOVE IT. STOOPS TROOPS IS GONNA PULL THERESELFS TOGETHER AND RUN THE TABLE THE REST OF THE WAY, DADGUMMIT, AND WIND UP 9 AND 3 AND GOIN TO A BETTER BOWL THAN YOUR FRAUDS.

WELL LARRY, TIME FOR ME TO GIT ON THE TWITTER MACHINE AND CALL ALL THE CARDINAL FANS GAY BOYS AND WHORES. I LOVE THE INNERNET AFTER U OF SMELL LOSES. C-A-T-S! CATS! CATS! CATS! BLUUUUUUUUEEEEE! WHIIIIIIIIITE! U OF SMELL IS SAD TONIGHT!!!! GIT ON YOUR MOTOR SICKLE, BOBBY P, AND LEAVE THE VILLE RIGHT NOW FOR SOME S.E.C. SCHOOL WHERE REAL FOOTBAW IS PLAYED! CATS! CATS! CATS!