As long as humans pick their noses, wipe their butts, and masturbate, I will never apologize for being The Clean Freak who pours on the Purell. Oh, and one should always use discretion in picking people to kiss. As illustrated below, mouths are multi-purpose ports.
There will be no bullying this Christmas, or somebody's going to get an ass whipping. For my Christmas gift, just give me two hours of peace on Earth so that I can enjoy Anchorman 2.
A bit of brilliance from a newspaper columnist
5th grade football players stand up for their physically challenged classmate. This is the best of the best of human behavior.
THE BEASMAN Louisville loses to UNC HEY GAY BOY -- THROW UP YOUR L SIGN NOW BECAUSE IT STANDS FOR LOSER. (laffs) I LOVE IT! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES DONE CELERMABRATED BY SHOOTING OFF OUR SHOTGUNS TO OFFICIALLY END THE YEAR OF THE CARDINAL. STICK A FARK IN YOU; Y’ALLS DONE. I CAINT BLEEVE YOU COME TO WORK TODAY. I FIGGERED OL MATT JONES WOULD COME IN THERE AND STEAL YOUR MICROPHONE AGAIN, LARRY MINNER, AND TAUNT ALL THE BROKE U OF SMELL HEARTS IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN. BYE, BYE FARTY AND OH. BYE BYE WINNING STREAK. BYE BYE NATIONAL ATTENTION…WELL, BUCEPT FOR ALL THEM CAMERAS IN THE TRAFFIC COURT FOR
Why must we post our relationship status online? So that others can celebrate with their electronic wit.
Here's a terrific musical history lesson on the evolution of the bass. I still have no idea why it's not spelled b-a-c-e or b-a-s-e. It is impossible to chart map any logic within the English language.
Mike understands his limitations. He buys golf clubs. Now this lady...well...maybe she's the perfect candidate to replace Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. And now, the JACKASS OF THE YEAR award for racist, thoughtless advertising goes to the idiots at this law firm...