Heavy snow falls. The solemn duty of shoveling the driveway becomes Job One. After a brutal hour of pushing away the frozen encumbrance, a drive by plow dumps another load of street snow all over your freshly cleaned private drive. What the what? It turned out the Snow Bully was my buddy The Beasman. He called me on the radio to laugh at my shoveling misery. LISTEN #GoCats #BBN #LarryMinner #NoCountLoservilleLover CATS WIN! CATS WIN! The Beasman sends a special shoutout to Ashley Judd for letting a gorilla snap her lucky wishbone so that the Cats could start winning again! š #840WHAS For the uninitiated, University of Kentucky superfan The Beasman loves to taunt U of Smell lover Larry Minner on
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The Beasman spray painted Coach Cal’s front door šØ PLAY DONTAIE
THE BEASMAN cats are just warming up (long laff) HAPPY BLUE YEAR! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! GO U UH KAY! (laff) LARRY, LARRY, LARRY! HOW DO YOU KEEP THIS JOB ON WH&S? YOU SUCK AS A RADIO GUNOUNCER AND ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCAT FANS WANNA LISSEN TO MATT JONES, NOT YOU, YOU CROSS-EYED, DUMBER-THAN-A-TREE-STUMP WILDCAT WANNABE! (laff) TWUNNY TWUNNY ONE IS GONNA BE FUN BECAUSE THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS JUST COME BACK TO LIFE! SAY IT WITH ME, YOU BALD HAIRED U OF SMELL BUTTKISSER! AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laff) I SEEN HOW ONE OF YOUR FILTHY LOSERVILLE THUGS PAINTED ON SNITCH MCCONNELLāS FRONT DOOR āGIMME MY MONEY!ā THAT SOUNDS LIKE LOSERVILLE BUMS ALWAYS WANTIN A HANDOUT FROM
WE WANT BAMA! cried The Beasman ahead of a Crimson Tide beatdown of the Cats
THE BEASMAN we want bama WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA! GO BIG BLUE! GO CATS! BAMA IS GOIN DOWN! BAMA AINāT NOBODY! THEY BUSPOSABLY IS RANKED NUMBER ONE BUT AMERICA AINāT SEEN WHAT KENTUCKY CAN DO YET! WE IS BRINGIN THE PAIN TRAIN TO TUSCALOOSER! (laffs) WE IS KENTUCKY! WEāS THE BIG BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WE DONE PUT A WHOOPIN ON THEM SMARTY PANTS VANDERSMELT NERDS BUT WE DINT USE NONE OF OUR GOOD PLAYS. NAWā¦WE SAVIN THEM FOR BAMA CUZ STOOPS KNOWS WHEN WE BEAT BAMA THEN WE IS #1! (laffs) WE GONNA CRUSH SABANāS SISSIES BY USIN TWO QUARTERBACKS, THE ONE WHO CAN RUN DOWN LOW AND THE ONE WHO CAN PASS SETTIN UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!
Reggie Bonnafon on staying NFL game ready during a pandemic shutdown
Former Trinity High School and University of Louisville football star Reggie Bonnafon joined me on 840WHAS to talk about his workout regimen during the coronavirus quarantine affecting the world. Who guessed that hot yoga would be a leading exercise for this NFL player? Reggie loves it but some of his burly football friends are not fans. .@Panthers RB @RelentlessReg1 joined me to talk quarantine workouts, @NFL job duties, his 59 yard touchdown romp vs @Jaguars, UofL alums @TeddyB_h2o @jmill_70 joining up, & new @UofLFootball leadership š @840WHAS audioš https://t.co/gCEPlZd703 #NFL #GoCards @GoRocks #Louisville pic.twitter.com/gAIXeAMejX— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) April 9, 2020
Blue Gets In! Blue Gets In! Blue Gets In! Yeah, not this time.
āWhen is the draft? When is the combine? ā¦ Will there even be a draft?āā@UKCoachCalipari on preparing his players for the NBA Draft amid uncertainty pic.twitter.com/bVIZHxNTNZ— ESPN (@espn) March 12, 2020 THE BEASMAN blue donāt git in (cry) I AINāT BEEN ABLE TO GIT OUTTA BED, LARRY MINNER. (cry) NAWWW, I AINāT GOT THE CRONY VIRUS LIKE ALL THE OTHER OLD PEOPLE. (cry) SOME MILLENNIAL PUNK SEEN ME LIMPIN OUT TO THE MAILBOX AND SHOUTED: āK. O., BOOMER!ā (cry) BUT I AINāT GOIN DOWN TO NO CRONY VIRUS LIKE SOME CITY SISSY. (cry) BUT I COULD CROAK FROM A BROKEN HEART. MY BIG BLUE NATION GOT SHUT DOWN AT TOURNEYMINT TIME, DADGUMMIT! IāM JUST SO TORE UP ABOUT THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS
That other Tennessee tornado took down the Kentucky Wildcats
THE BEASMAN cats lose senior night to tennessee SHUT YOUR UGLY CARDINAL FACE RIGHT NOW CUZ I KNOW YOU IS SMIRKIN RIGHT NOW! ADMIT IT, LARRY MINNER! YOU AND YOUR OTHER CROSS-EYED, BALD HAIRED, STINKBREATH, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, LIBRUL DEMMERCRAT LOSERVILLE CARDINAL FANS IS ALL JUST HA-HA-HA-in ABOUT AMERICAāS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS LOSIN SENIOR NIGHT IN RUMP ARENER TO NOBODY TENNERSEE. (cry) THIS HERE IS (cry) THIS ONE (cry) THIS HERE A-BOMM-ER-A-SHUN IS THE WORST KENTUCKY BASKETBAW MOMENT OF COACH CALāS TIME HERE. (cry) DADGUMMIT, THE GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCATS WAS UP BY 17 AND THEN, SOMEHOW, COACH CAL FORGOT HOW TO COACH! WHY IS WE PAYIN YOU 7 MILLION A YEAR IF
Bracketology is for morons, the Beasman finds Cats climbing, U of Smell sliming
THE BEASMAN cats still rolling YOU CAN TAWK ALL YOU WANT ABOUT STOOPID BRACKER-TOLLER-GEE PUTTIN U UH KAY AT A 4 SEED BUT THATāS JUST HOGWARSH. THE CATS IS ON THE RISE AND THEY GONNA BE A #1 SEED TWO WEEKS FROM NOW AFTER WE WIN THE S.E.C. TOURNEYMINTā¦AGAIN! (laffs) LOSERVILLE SUCKUPS LIKE YOU, LARRY MINNER, NEEDS TO CHECK THE NEW PO! (laffs) THE MIGHTY KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS LIKE JARGE JEFFERSON. (sing) WELL WEāRE MOVIN ON UP! MOVIN ON UP! TO A DEE-LUXE #1 SEED ON THE EAST SIDE! (laffs) I LOVE IT! ALL THEM OTHER FRAUDS LOST: BYE BYE GONZAGGER, BAYLOR, AND SAN FERNANDO STATE! (laffs) YāALL JUST A BUNCH OF SWISHY BOYS! (laffs) BIG BLUE COMIN THRU IN THE
The Beasman loves Georgia Tech for crushing Cardinal dreams and giving Big Blue Nation the best Valentime EVER!
šØ UPSET ALERT šØ@GTMBB takes down No. 5 Louisville! pic.twitter.com/MH3EfLwcet— ACC Network (@accnetwork) February 13, 2020 THE BEASMAN Louisville loses (sing) IāM A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) HEY LAREEEEE! LARRY MINNER! I BEEN SINGIN THAT SONG ALL DAY LONG! (laffs) HOWāS YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, LOUDMOUTH, BEER BREATH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, SANCTUARY CITY LOSERVILLE FRAUDS FEELIN TODAY? (laffs) EVERBODY IN BIG BLUE NATION IS REEEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLL HAPPY! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (sing) IāM A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) ME AND MY WILDCAT BUDDIES WAS A-PULLIN REAL HARD FOR THEM JARJUH TECH TATTOOED UP ENGINEERS AND THEY COME THROUGH FOR US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS,
It’s Extremely Blue for Cat Fans When U of Smell Keeps Winning
THE BEASMAN u of smell still winning I AINāT NO SWISHY BOY BUT THAT BRAD PITT FELLER LOOKED DELICIOUS ON THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT. (laffs) I TURNT IT ON CUZ THE TV GUIDE SAID OSCARS SHOW SO I FIGGERED IT WAS OSCAR COMBS TAWKIN ABOUT OUR BELOVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS. (laffs) BUT THAT BRAD PITT MAYBE OUGHT TO BE THE NEXT COACH OF THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS SO ALL THE LADIES WILL KEEP BUYIN OVERPRICED RUMP ARENER SEASON TICKETS TO WATCH OUR NOT-EVEN-IN-THE-TOP-16 CATS! DEAR GOD, WHY YOU GOTTA HAVE THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS JUST PLAYIN MEDIA-OCRE? LIFE AINāT NO FUN WHEN U UH KAY AINāT RANKED TOP 5 AND NICK DICKS RICHARDS AINāT WORTHY OF BEIN A TOP TIN SINNER IN COLLEGE BASKETBAW!
THE BEASMAN – With Lamar Jackson beaten, is Lynn Bowden Jr the next savior of the NFL
THE BEASMAN lynn bowie jr for MVP LARRREEEEEE! ALMOST EVER-THANG IS BEAUTY-FULL IN WILDCAT COUNTRY, LARRY MINNER! ITāS WILDCAT BLUE FROM SEA TO SHINY SEA! (laffs) COACH CAL AND THE CATS IS CLICKIN ON ALL CYLANTROS, HEADIN BACK TO #1. NOW ALL YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, GOLD CHAIN WEARIN, NECK TATTOO LOVIN U OF SMELL LOUDMOUTHS GOT TO SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLES ABOUT LAY-MAR JACKSON! (laffs) I LOVE IT! BALL HAWK BYARD! @KB31_Era | #TENvsBAL pic.twitter.com/fyBAQroDqh— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 12, 2020 LAY-MAR IS A FAILURE CUZ U UH KAY WILDCAT WESLEY WOODYARD AND HIS TENNERSEE TITANS WHOOPED HIM GOOD! (laffs) BLEEVE MEā¦LAY-MAR GONNA MEMBER THE TITANS! (laffs) THEM TITANS WEAR BLUE, TOO, NOT NO FUNERAL PURPLE