THE BEASMAN we want bama WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA! GO BIG BLUE! GO CATS! BAMA IS GOIN DOWN! BAMA AINโT NOBODY! THEY BUSPOSABLY IS RANKED NUMBER ONE BUT AMERICA AINโT SEEN WHAT KENTUCKY CAN DO YET! WE IS BRINGIN THE PAIN TRAIN TO TUSCALOOSER! (laffs) WE IS KENTUCKY! WEโS THE BIG BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WE DONE PUT A WHOOPIN ON THEM SMARTY PANTS VANDERSMELT NERDS BUT WE DINT USE NONE OF OUR GOOD PLAYS. NAWโฆWE SAVIN THEM FOR BAMA CUZ STOOPS KNOWS WHEN WE BEAT BAMA THEN WE IS #1! (laffs) WE GONNA CRUSH SABANโS SISSIES BY USIN TWO QUARTERBACKS, THE ONE WHO CAN RUN DOWN LOW AND THE ONE WHO CAN PASS SETTIN UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!
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Reggie Bonnafon on staying NFL game ready during a pandemic shutdown
Former Trinity High School and University of Louisville football star Reggie Bonnafon joined me on 840WHAS to talk about his workout regimen during the coronavirus quarantine affecting the world. Who guessed that hot yoga would be a leading exercise for this NFL player? Reggie loves it but some of his burly football friends are not fans. .@Panthers RB @RelentlessReg1 joined me to talk quarantine workouts, @NFL job duties, his 59 yard touchdown romp vs @Jaguars, UofL alums @TeddyB_h2o @jmill_70 joining up, & new @UofLFootball leadership ๐ @840WHAS audio๐ https://t.co/gCEPlZd703 #NFL #GoCards @GoRocks #Louisville pic.twitter.com/gAIXeAMejX— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) April 9, 2020
Blue Gets In! Blue Gets In! Blue Gets In! Yeah, not this time.
โWhen is the draft? When is the combine? โฆ Will there even be a draft?โโ@UKCoachCalipari on preparing his players for the NBA Draft amid uncertainty pic.twitter.com/bVIZHxNTNZ— ESPN (@espn) March 12, 2020 THE BEASMAN blue donโt git in (cry) I AINโT BEEN ABLE TO GIT OUTTA BED, LARRY MINNER. (cry) NAWWW, I AINโT GOT THE CRONY VIRUS LIKE ALL THE OTHER OLD PEOPLE. (cry) SOME MILLENNIAL PUNK SEEN ME LIMPIN OUT TO THE MAILBOX AND SHOUTED: โK. O., BOOMER!โ (cry) BUT I AINโT GOIN DOWN TO NO CRONY VIRUS LIKE SOME CITY SISSY. (cry) BUT I COULD CROAK FROM A BROKEN HEART. MY BIG BLUE NATION GOT SHUT DOWN AT TOURNEYMINT TIME, DADGUMMIT! IโM JUST SO TORE UP ABOUT THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS
That other Tennessee tornado took down the Kentucky Wildcats
THE BEASMAN cats lose senior night to tennessee SHUT YOUR UGLY CARDINAL FACE RIGHT NOW CUZ I KNOW YOU IS SMIRKIN RIGHT NOW! ADMIT IT, LARRY MINNER! YOU AND YOUR OTHER CROSS-EYED, BALD HAIRED, STINKBREATH, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, LIBRUL DEMMERCRAT LOSERVILLE CARDINAL FANS IS ALL JUST HA-HA-HA-in ABOUT AMERICAโS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS LOSIN SENIOR NIGHT IN RUMP ARENER TO NOBODY TENNERSEE. (cry) THIS HERE IS (cry) THIS ONE (cry) THIS HERE A-BOMM-ER-A-SHUN IS THE WORST KENTUCKY BASKETBAW MOMENT OF COACH CALโS TIME HERE. (cry) DADGUMMIT, THE GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCATS WAS UP BY 17 AND THEN, SOMEHOW, COACH CAL FORGOT HOW TO COACH! WHY IS WE PAYIN YOU 7 MILLION A YEAR IF
Bracketology is for morons, the Beasman finds Cats climbing, U of Smell sliming
THE BEASMAN cats still rolling YOU CAN TAWK ALL YOU WANT ABOUT STOOPID BRACKER-TOLLER-GEE PUTTIN U UH KAY AT A 4 SEED BUT THATโS JUST HOGWARSH. THE CATS IS ON THE RISE AND THEY GONNA BE A #1 SEED TWO WEEKS FROM NOW AFTER WE WIN THE S.E.C. TOURNEYMINTโฆAGAIN! (laffs) LOSERVILLE SUCKUPS LIKE YOU, LARRY MINNER, NEEDS TO CHECK THE NEW PO! (laffs) THE MIGHTY KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS LIKE JARGE JEFFERSON. (sing) WELL WEโRE MOVIN ON UP! MOVIN ON UP! TO A DEE-LUXE #1 SEED ON THE EAST SIDE! (laffs) I LOVE IT! ALL THEM OTHER FRAUDS LOST: BYE BYE GONZAGGER, BAYLOR, AND SAN FERNANDO STATE! (laffs) YโALL JUST A BUNCH OF SWISHY BOYS! (laffs) BIG BLUE COMIN THRU IN THE
The Beasman loves Georgia Tech for crushing Cardinal dreams and giving Big Blue Nation the best Valentime EVER!
๐จ UPSET ALERT ๐จ@GTMBB takes down No. 5 Louisville! pic.twitter.com/MH3EfLwcet— ACC Network (@accnetwork) February 13, 2020 THE BEASMAN Louisville loses (sing) IโM A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) HEY LAREEEEE! LARRY MINNER! I BEEN SINGIN THAT SONG ALL DAY LONG! (laffs) HOWโS YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, LOUDMOUTH, BEER BREATH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, SANCTUARY CITY LOSERVILLE FRAUDS FEELIN TODAY? (laffs) EVERBODY IN BIG BLUE NATION IS REEEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLL HAPPY! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (sing) IโM A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) ME AND MY WILDCAT BUDDIES WAS A-PULLIN REAL HARD FOR THEM JARJUH TECH TATTOOED UP ENGINEERS AND THEY COME THROUGH FOR US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS,
It’s Extremely Blue for Cat Fans When U of Smell Keeps Winning
THE BEASMAN u of smell still winning I AINโT NO SWISHY BOY BUT THAT BRAD PITT FELLER LOOKED DELICIOUS ON THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT. (laffs) I TURNT IT ON CUZ THE TV GUIDE SAID OSCARS SHOW SO I FIGGERED IT WAS OSCAR COMBS TAWKIN ABOUT OUR BELOVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS. (laffs) BUT THAT BRAD PITT MAYBE OUGHT TO BE THE NEXT COACH OF THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS SO ALL THE LADIES WILL KEEP BUYIN OVERPRICED RUMP ARENER SEASON TICKETS TO WATCH OUR NOT-EVEN-IN-THE-TOP-16 CATS! DEAR GOD, WHY YOU GOTTA HAVE THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS JUST PLAYIN MEDIA-OCRE? LIFE AINโT NO FUN WHEN U UH KAY AINโT RANKED TOP 5 AND NICK DICKS RICHARDS AINโT WORTHY OF BEIN A TOP TIN SINNER IN COLLEGE BASKETBAW!
THE BEASMAN – With Lamar Jackson beaten, is Lynn Bowden Jr the next savior of the NFL
THE BEASMAN lynn bowie jr for MVP LARRREEEEEE! ALMOST EVER-THANG IS BEAUTY-FULL IN WILDCAT COUNTRY, LARRY MINNER! ITโS WILDCAT BLUE FROM SEA TO SHINY SEA! (laffs) COACH CAL AND THE CATS IS CLICKIN ON ALL CYLANTROS, HEADIN BACK TO #1. NOW ALL YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, GOLD CHAIN WEARIN, NECK TATTOO LOVIN U OF SMELL LOUDMOUTHS GOT TO SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLES ABOUT LAY-MAR JACKSON! (laffs) I LOVE IT! BALL HAWK BYARD! @KB31_Era | #TENvsBAL pic.twitter.com/fyBAQroDqh— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 12, 2020 LAY-MAR IS A FAILURE CUZ U UH KAY WILDCAT WESLEY WOODYARD AND HIS TENNERSEE TITANS WHOOPED HIM GOOD! (laffs) BLEEVE MEโฆLAY-MAR GONNA MEMBER THE TITANS! (laffs) THEM TITANS WEAR BLUE, TOO, NOT NO FUNERAL PURPLE
The Beasman is feasting on U of Smell’s losing streak while the Cats soar
Started 2020 with a W in front of 20,396 Cats fans in @Rupp_Arena. You ๐to see these highlights. pic.twitter.com/Ws21BDDvYo— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) January 4, 2020 THE BEASMAN loserville losing streak (chuckling) ZIPPITY DO DAH, ZIPPITY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! (laffs) LOSERVILLE GOTTA LONGER LOSIN STREAK THAN I-RANIAN GENERALS HANGIN ROUND AIRPORTS! (laffs) YโALL CANโT EVEN BEAT AN EGG! (laffs) U OF SMELL SUCKS SO BAD THAT CHRIS MACK GOT A JOB OFFER FROM ROOMBA! (laffs) YOU GOTTA LAFF AT MY FUNNY COMEDY JOKES, LARRY MINNER, CUZ AINโT NOTHIN ELSE FUNNY ON THIS PATHETIC RADIO SHOW. (laffs) HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TOP 25 PO? SOMETHIN BLUE IS ON THE RISE AND SOMETHIN RED IS JUST BOUT DEAD!
Cats lose first of three in Christmas Murderers Row – The Beasman is devastated with Loserville looming ahead.
THE BEASMAN uk loses to Utah (cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. (long cry) AINโT NO T-T-T-TRUE BLUE K-K-K-KENTUCKY FAN WANNA CELLER-MA-BRATE THE BIRTH OF J-J-J-J-J-JESUS CUZ HE IGNORED OUR WILDCAT P-P-P-PRAYERS LAST NIGHT. (long cry) THE BIG B-B-B-B-BLUE IS NOW BEIN CALLED CALโS QUITTERS. (long cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED, DADGUMMIT! TAKE DOWN THE TREE. STOP SINGINโ THEM FA LA LA LA LAAAAAs, AND TELL AMMER-ZON YOU WANT A REFUND ON ALL THE PRESENTS YOU BOUGHT FROM YOUR WILDCAT MAN CAVE! ITโS OVER, LARRY. COACH CAL GOTTA GO! DADGUMMIT, HEโS JUST ANOTHER SLICK-HAIRED, SMOOTH TAWKIN I-TALIAN FRAUD! WE NEED TO LET KINNY SKY WALKER BE THE HEAD COACH SO HE CAN TEACH THESE WIMPY WILDCATS HOW TO FIGHT, DADGUMMIT! WE LOST