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Radio chats with Gov. Matt Bevin, Rep. John Yarmuth, and Mayor Greg Fischer

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SJW suffer selective outrage syndrome

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Virtue signaling social justice warriors have some blind spots. They deface the Castleman statue and demand its removal without grasping the full context of John Castleman‘s story.

But never mind the facts. Hide that horrible monument from the WOKE folks. Their pure hearts have never made mistakes or been in need of longterm enlightenment.

Have the WOKE warriors ever watched clips of Muhammad Ali when he promoted racial segregation? Ali fiercely preached against white and black people dating or daring to make babies.

“Every intelligent person wants his child to look like him. I want to blot out my race and lose my beautiful identity? Who want to spot up yourself and kill your race?”

No one is throwing paint all over the Muhammad Ali Center or on Muhammed Ali Boulevard signs because he used to believe that “Chinese people wanna be with Chinese. Pakistanis want to be with their own kind.”

Our self-appointed Social Justice Warrior city purifiers have missed a few other “evil racists” who are posthumously honored in Louisville. Why haven’t they stomped on the evil, racist, criminal Bingham family, or a newspaperman who wrote of his vile hatred of African Americans?

It’s selective outrage, that’s why. Most Louisvillians have likely traveled hundreds of times on the Watterson Expressway, named for The Courier-Journal’s first editor Henry Watterson. His nickname was Marse, which means “master.” Message!

Here are some facts about Good Ol’ Marse Watterson from a 2018 CJ 150th anniversary retrospective:

Considering Watterson’s horrible sins from 100 years ago that are overlooked by SJW, should we rename I-264 as Hypocrisy Highway?

It sounds as if Henry Watterson would have loved the late Senator Wendell Ford, who famously said the n-word on the WHAS Radio in 1995, a few years after the Binghams sold their media properties.

Sen. Wendell Ford, parttime radio shock jock

No one is defacing signs or buildings where Wendell Ford or Henry Watterson are celebrated. Nor is any social justice warrior demanding that the Bingham name be stricken from any place of prominence.

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CLICK: FOR 150 YEARS, THE COURIER-JOURNAL HAS FOUGHT FOR JUSTICE AND FAIRNESS

Mary and Barry Bingham Sr. via The Courier-Journal

Hmmm. Another heaping helping of SJW blind spotting? Let’s meet several generations of the heralded Bingham family of Louisville.

CLICK: BINGHAM BOOK EXCERT IN VANITY FAIR

From the book “The Patriarch, the Rise of Fall of the Bingham Dynasty” comes this little gem about our progressive newspaper publisher and his wife. Barry Sr. and his wife Mary Bingham (both deceased) regularly used the affectionate term “our dear n*gs” when referencing the hired help at their massive Glenview estate.

In another Bingham book called “House of Dreams,” it is noted that Mrs. Bingham had the family swimming pool drained after an African American son of their gardener took a swim in it. The Bingham’s sons Barry Jr. and Worth invited the teenager to swim, and were later stunned at their mother’s racist reaction.

Horrors! The University of Louisville couldn’t yank Papa John’s name off of its football stadium fast enough after John Schnatter used the n-word in a training call, but U of L proudly houses a Bingham named therapy center connected to its medical school.

Schnatter was referencing raw language used by KFC founder Col. Harland Sanders when he reportedly said the n-word. Papa John’s life was completely dismantled as the pizza company forced him off the property, revoked his chairman status, and scrubbed all references to him from its marketing. Papa John was ghosted by the very company he started all by himself.

Total double standard virtue signaling from a weak-kneed, over reactionary U of L administration. Bingham bucks are fine, Schnatter’s are not. Uh, OK.

About 100 years ago, the money to buy The Courier-Journal (and later WHAS Radio and WHAS Television) was acquired by Judge Robert Worth Bingham, a man deeply in debt and aware that his college girlfriend had just inherited $100 million. Just weeks after burying his wife Eleanor Bingham, Robert “Bob” Bingham was wooing the widow of the founder of Standard Oil.

How convenient. Bingham and Mary Kenan Flagler were soon married. They agreed that Bob would not be included in her will, all proceeds slated to return to her Kenan family of origin. That is, until the new Mrs. Bingham suddenly became addicted to morphine. She needed it for chronic pain from the syphilis her loving hubby gave her.

Once Mr. Bingham convinced the ailing Mrs. Bingham to sign a codicil granting him $5 million dollars from her vast estate, she was thoughtful enough to die not long thereafter.

WHAS building

The raw truth is that The Courier-Journal, WHAS Radio, WHAS-TV, and Standard Gravure (rotogravure printing) were funded by syphilis. So are the many philanthropic projects directed by the Bingham family.

Filthy rich but burdened with poor decision making, Mary Kenan Flagler Bingham had little chance against a scheming playa saddled with crippling debt.

Mary Kenan Flagler Bingham

Robert Worth Bingham, syphilitic media magnate

Should we crush the memories of 19th century greedy horndogs, Nation of Islam segregationists, or anyone who pursued the wrong cause, or used vile racist language over 100 years ago? Or fifty years ago?

In spite of the seedy acquisition of Bingham wealth, it did boost Louisville’s arts, health, and outdoor offerings. Must they be scrubbed from history like the pizza nitwit uttering a racist word?

Hell, no. The journey from 1776 to 2020 was lined with enlightenment, compassion, and willingness to change. Human enlightenment accelerated through the 1960s and has expanded mightily in recent years.

People stumble or use unsavory words in public that are ironically plentiful (and accepted) in music and theater arts.

Tribalism threatens to send everyone back to their specifically segregated segments of communities, and that is regression.

When sanity returns and human frailty is recognized, SJWs will be on the wrong side of history. Social Justice Warriors are the Senator Joe McCarthys of today. Their crusades to annihilate people are not unlike the Salem witch trials. Kill ’em first, check facts later.

Let people learn from their mistakes without eradicating their very existence just to make an accuser feel saintly. One finger pointing at another leaves four pointing back at you. Chooooo chooooo…and the karma train never forgets.

Mitch McConnell checks in from Twitter jail to talk guns and protesters

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell gave me an exclusive interview today that made news around the world. Senator McConnell finally addressed gun reform issues that have roiled America following last week’s dual mass shootings.

Mitch McConnell at home resting following a shoulder fracture (August 2019)

McConnell, homebound and healing from a fractured shoulder, also talked about protesters shouting threatening, profane chants at his home during late evening hours.

My phone started blowing up right away with links to The New York Times, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, ABC, and others who blasted out many of McConnell’s quotes about his call from President Trump that morning and how to slog forward to find bipartisan agreement on background checks, red flag laws, and more.

New York Times, August 8, 2019

According to McConnell, Trump is “anxious” to get some movement on gun legislation.

McConnell also gave his first comments on the profane protesters shouting for hours at night in front of his home. The organizer put it all on Facebook live but the McConnell “Team Mitch” twitter account was suspended with a directive to delete the protester video for its violent language and content.

The day after our radio interview, Twitter execs reopened the Team Mitch account. Multiple GOP groups threatened to pull advertising dollars for Republican candidates but Twitter claims they “reviewed this case more closely” and restored the account. Um…OK.

Team Mitch used a GIF of Mitch’s head on the body of “Shawshank Redemption” character Andy Dufresne just after he escapes the notorious prison.

McConnell told me he is not scared in his home and would “not be intimidated” by the swarm of haters outside. The senator claimed he doesn’t hear their chants while he watches baseball games.

The Courier Journal reports that state representative Attica Scott continues to suggest that protesters keep harassing McConnell at his home, where he eats, anyplace he goes.

screenshot: Fox News

Later, Kentucky Sports Radio’s Matt Jones came on the radio with me to discuss how his media career will continue during a (potential) senate run against McConnell. Jones and I dove into issues about guns, spirituality, raunchy protesters, and why he still chooses to receive a paper paycheck.

It’s been one year since John Schnatter’s n-word destroyed his legacy. He has one path to public redemption.

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One year ago, “Papa John” Schnatter contacted me to interview him on the radio. Schnatter’s glorious life was unraveling after intense blowback from the pizza magnate’s use of the n-word on a training call.

The interview got national media attention and online snark but Schnatter’s freefall was in an unstoppable plunge. Instead of reversing the narrative, our 28 minute chat only solidified the image that Papa John wasn’t ready to sincerely apologize. He said that was coerced into saying the n-word by people who were out to get him banished.

But it was Schnatter who was at fault. All he needed to do was literally say “n-word” instead of saying the actual word. But he chose to use the nuclear bomb of words and has never had a moment’s peace since.

It was one of several ignorant comments Schnatter had uttered in the past few years. In an earnings call, Schnatter worried aloud about the cost of paying health care for his employees. He later slammed NFL players who knelt during The Star Spangled Banner, leading to declining TV ratings. In Schnatter’s estimation, that led to declining pizza sales.

In July 2019, Schnatter is still MIA. He doesn’t answer texts. He doesn’t make public appearances. He just sells shares of of his Papa John’s stock and stays in hiding as his personal empire fades.

My opinion is that the public flogging of Schnatter was way overdone, a symptom of today’s WOKE virtue signaling gone awry.

Schnatter donated $1 million to the Louisville Zoo in 2017

A man builds a global company from a broom closet and creates hundreds of thousands of jobs and is simply swept away like tepid bathwater? Insanity.

Schnatter took offense to my question about whether he would move away from Louisville now that his image is so badly damaged. “Why would you even ask me that?” Schnatter snapped.

Over the past twelve months, Schnatter has been shoehorned out of philanthropy that had been his habit over the past 25 years. Charities in the city, state, and other parts of America are not feeling the same love that Schnatter used to throw around.

It’s time for a Schnatter Forgiveness Tour. Set up a foundation, beg for forgiveness for being detached from the pain of everyday working people. and throw lots of money into educational pursuits for African American children.

Schnatter screwed up but it’s not an unforgivable violation. Our overly sensitive culture overplayed this one.

Let’s revisit 1995. The Senate Minority Whip (not a pizza salesman)…the United States Senate Minority Whip Wendell Ford said the n-word live on WHAS Radio. A senator said N-word ON THE AIR and what came of it?

He’s a Democrat…so…crickets.

The Washington Post made note of it in one day’s news cycle. And that was it.

The senator served out his term. No outrage. No WOKE pandemonium.

Imagine if Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell had said the n-word. You already know the answer.

Schnatter supported Republican candidates. I think we can all see that his real sin is political affiliation, not word choices.

It’s time to rejoin the human race, John Schnatter. You’re not Papa John. You’re not a political wing man. You’re not a has been.

You’re a guy whose mistakes knocked you out of business. Now is the time to get into the business of helping others, particularly struggling African Americans, move their lives to a more glorious position.

That time I won the Kentucky Derby. Until I didn’t. But at least I won when I took Mary home.

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Terry and Mary Meiners, Unbridled Eve, May 3, 2019

Mary and I had a ball at Unbridled Eve and the next day at the 145th Kentucky Derby…

Terry and Mary Meiners, Churchill Downs, May 4, 2019

…until the racing stewards cancelled my winning ticket by disqualifying winner Maximum Security. Oops! Ain’t gonna bump no more with no big, fat racehorse.

Yahoo Sports columnist Pat Forde tells the jaw-dropping tale of unbridled elation followed by Maximum Security’s designation as “a racing immortal for all the wrong reasons.”

Country House crosses the finish line second but ultimately wins the race.

President Trump weighed in with a misspelled tweet, later reposted with the correct spelling of Kentucky.

PGA star Justin Thomas aces the philanthropy challenge with his new foundation to assist needy children, junior golf, and military families

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Mike, Jani, and Justin Thomas

Louisvilleā€™s first family of golf launched the Justin Thomas Foundation to help needy children, junior golf programs, and military families. šŸŒšŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøā›³ļø The great ones never forget their hometown. šŸ†

Terry Meiners, Justin Thomas, April 17, 2019

Great to chat with Justin again. The last time we spoke, he was a 14-year-old who’d just won a tournament and his mom was driving him home. He’s still shy and humble even though he’s won a PGA Championship, the FedEx Cup, and has been ranked at the top of the world golf list. Not too shabby for a Saint X boy who “scrambled to play at any course” and met up with teammates at tournaments.

JT loves his hometown adventures when he gets a chance to visit.

Louisville Metro Parks dedicated a golf facility in Justin’s honor.

Seattle is dying. Louisville wants to be Seattle. Why?

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KOMO TV reporter Eric Johnson reports on how homelessness combined with “twinkle toes” political leadership leads to the death of a great city.

Seattle is known as Free-attle, where those “unwilling to work” are drawn to fake dreams of free food, free drugs, free housing, and freedom from self-discipline.

Cops have very little power. Drug abuse is ignored by the city leadership. Homeless camps filled with drug addicts are all over downtown Seattle. Why would tourists want to visit?

Louisville leadership’s “compassionate city” mantra is a small-scale replica of Seattle’s path to destruction. Louisville turns a blind eye to much criminal activity, ubiquitous graffiti, and drug laws. Mayor Greg Fischer continually preaches tolerance and understanding of his determination of “the marginalized.”

The Louisville Office of Resilience is expensive societal experimentation with little more than hope as a mission statement.

Citizens and shop owners pay taxes but receive limited security and threats of diminishing city services unless Mayor Greg Fischer gets a tax hike on insurance. The mayor’s primary attention is focused on compassion, not on the people who pay taxes.

One list already shows Louisville is the 8th highest taxed city in America.

Louisville wants to be Seattle. Hopefully Seattle’s crushing troubles will awaken Louisville leaders to the reality of gutlessness disguised as compassion.

Louisville Mayor Greg Fischer and Terry Meiners, June 2018

Kentucky can mow down a row of daffodils on the way to the Final Four

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THE BEASMAN march madness (1)

HEY LARREEEEEEā€¦LARRY THE LOSER DONE TODE HIS BALD BUDDY CHRIS MACK TO NOT BOTHER PACKIN NO OVERNIGHT BAG. THE NC2A FOUNT ANOTHER PITINO TO WRECK YOUR PROGRUM. U OF SMELL FIRED HIS DADDY AND SLICK RICK IS SUIN U OF SMELL FOR FARDY MILLION DOLLARS. I BETCHA RICHARD PITINO GONNA HAVE ANDRE MCGEE SETTIN ON HIS BENCH ALONG WITH THREE F.B.I. AGENTS REFEREEING THE GAME. (laffs) Yā€™ALL AINā€™T GOT A PRAYER, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, DUKE COLLAPSIN FOOLS. (laffs)

MEANTIME, AMERICAā€™S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA ROLL RIGHT THROUGH THAT WEAK SAUCE BRACKET LIKE THE BULLS IN PIMP-PLANNO. U UH KAYā€™S BRACKET IS LIKE THAT LOSERVILLE SINKHOLEā€¦ALL THEM OTHER FOOLS DONE GOT SUCKED INTO THE BLACK HOLE CUZ THEY KNOW THE MIGHTY KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS COMIN TO SMASH THEIR UGLY FACES. I BETCHA $50 THAT MURRAY STATE AND NORTHERN KENTUCKY LAST LONGER IN THE BIG DANCE THAN LOSERVILLE. (laffs) ITā€™S PARTY TIME, CAT FANS! THE BIG BLUE IS SET UP FOR GREATNESS CUZ AINā€™T NOBODY CAN LAY A GLOVE ON US.

NARTH CARAMALINER IS A BUNCH OF FRAUDS. EVEN LOSERVILLE BEAT THEM. THEY SUCK. SO YOU KNOW WE GOIN TO THE FINAL FOUR. AND ZION WILLIAMSTOWN IS SKEERED OF U UH KAY CUZ HE KNOWS THEY GOT LUCKY BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON. U UH KAY WANTS REE-VENGE. AND SEEIN TENNERSEE GIT SPANKED IN THE S.E.C. CHAMPERCHIP WAS HI-LARIOUS! THEY IS A BUNCH OF FRAUDS AND AUBURN PROVED IT.

BUT WHEN U UH KAY LOSES THE S.E.C. TOURNEYMINT CHAMPERCHIP WE ALWAYS SAY THEYā€™LL USE IT AS MOTOR-VATION AND THAT WE IS GLAD THEY LOST BEFORE MARCH MADNESS CUZ THAT TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF. BUT WHEN TENNERSEE DOES IT, THATā€™S BECAUSE THEYā€™RE FRAUDS WHO GONNA FOLD IN THE NC2A.

THATā€™S CAT FAN LOGIC, LARRY! LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! Iā€™M GONNA CALL IN TO ALL THE OTHER RADIO SHOWS TO LET ā€˜EM KNOW U OF SMELL IS LITTLE BROTHER SCUMBAGS AND THAT U UH KAY AINā€™T WHININ ABOUT OUR BRACKET FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE COACH CAL GOT HERE. (laffs)

GO BIG BLUE! GO CATS! FINAL FOUR! FINAL FOUR! AND I AINā€™T TALKIN ABOUT HOW MANY TEETH YOUR MAMA GOT LEFT! (laffs) AND SHUT UP ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW. ONLY LOSERS AND SWISHY BOYS ACT LIKE GIRL BASKETBAW MATTERS. REAL BASKETBAW FANS KNOW THAT THE KENTUCKY WILDCAT MENā€™S TEAM IS COMIN THROUGH THEM BRACKETS LIKE A TAR-NADO THROUGH A BULLITT COUNTY TRAILER PARK. GIT OUTTA THE WAY TEXAS ALBACORE! HERE COME THE CATS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! DUKE SUCKS! YOU CAINT SPELL DUKE WITHOUT A U AND K IN THE MIDDLE! GO CATS! FINAL FOUR! FINAL FOUR! FINAL FOUR! C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

THE BEASMAN march madness (2)

FOR ONCE, COACH CAL AINā€™T CRYIN THE BLUES ABOUT TOO MANY TOUGH TEAMS IN OUR PATH. LOOKS TO ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS THAT THEY LINED US UP AGAINST A BUNCH OF NANCY BOYS. TEXAS ALBACORE AND WOFFORD AND WHITNEY HOUSTON. (laffs) NOTHIN BUT SWISHY BOYS IN U UH KAYā€™S REGIONAL. AND SEVEN S.E.C. TEAMS IS IN THE BIG DANCE, SAME AS THE A.C.C. SO SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE ABOUT THE A.C.C. BEIN THE BEST CONFRENCE, YOU BUNCH OF FLATBILL, LINE BEARD U OF SMELL CARDINAL CONVICT FANS. (laffs)

BUT I GUESS YOU CROOKED TEETH, BOURBON BREATH, SISTER-DATIN U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS FEEL PURDY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELFS NOT GOIN TO THE N.I.T. WHERE YOU BLONG, YOU BUNCH OF DIVISION TWO LITTLE BROTHER, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, STREET THUG, DRIVE BY SHOOTIN, GRAFFITI PAINTIN, G.E.D. FLUNKIN LOSERVILLE CARDINAL NOBODIES. (laffs) Yā€™ALL GOTTA GO TO IOWA, A STATE THAT AINā€™T NEVER SEEN GANG BANG, FACE TATTOO, GOLD CHAIN WEARIN, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK THUG FANS LIKE LOSERVILLE GOT! (laffs)

GO LITTLE PITINO! BEAT THAT VILLE! PITINO KNOWS HOW TO MANAGE THE LAST 15 SECONDS! (laffs) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS IS PULLIN FOR MINNERSOTA TO SEND THE VILLE HOME ONE-AND-DONE! THAT WILL GIVE THE F.B.I. MORE TIME TO INTERRERGATE YOUR CRIMINAL CARDINAL PLAYERS WHILE THE REST OF US ENJOY WATCHIN U UH KAY WIN TITLE NUMBER NINE! (laffs)

I AINā€™T GONNA LIE TO YOU, LARRY. ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES WAS PURDY SICK TO OUR STOMACH TO LOSE THE S.E.C. TOURNEY TO THEM PRISON JUMPSUIT ARGE TENNERSEE NOBODIESā€¦AND THEN THEY GO TO THE CHAMPERCHIPS AND GIT BEATDOWN BY CHEATIN BRUCE PEARL. AINā€™T NONE OF IT MAKES NO SENSE, DADGUMMIT.

BUT COACH CAL ALWAYS SAYS ā€œIT BEEZE WHAT IT BEEZE.ā€ US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS GONNA FOLLOW PEE JAYā€™S ADVICE AND JUST FORGIT ABOUT THE ADMIRAL AND THEM OTHER TENNERSEE FRAUDS AND GIT FOCUSED ON THAT ROW OF CUPCAKES WE UP AGAINST IN THE NC2A. TEXAS ABILENE. THATā€™S A BIBLE SCHOOL BUT THEY AINā€™T GOT NO PRAYER TO STOP HERRO, HAGANS, PJ, NICK, EJ, AND COACH CAL. TITLE NINE! TITLE NINE! TITLE NINE! AND I AINā€™T TAWKIN ABOUT NO STUPID GIRL SPARTS. Iā€™M TALKIN ABOUT U UH KAY GITTIN THE NINTH NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS BANNER THIS YEAR. THE A.C.C. IS A BUNCH OF FRAUD NOBODIES.

photo: Lexington Herald Leader

WE WANT THE TURD HEELS! I BETCHA NARTH CARAMALINER WONā€™T NEVER GIT TO U UH KAY CUZ THEY IS FOOLā€™S GOLD. KENTUCKY CAN WHOOP ALL THEM SISSIES IN OUR BRACKET! THEN WE WANT THE VIRGINNY WHITE SPREMACISTS! OR DUKE! THEY ALL SUCK! S.E.C. BASKETBAW IS THE BEST LEAGUE BUT THE TOURNEYMINT IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF DUKE LOVERS WHO TRY TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE THE A.C.C. IS GREAT BUT LOOK AT ALL THE S.E.C. TEAMS IN. L.S.WHO, FLARIDER, TENNERSEE, OLE MISS, MISTERSIPPI STATE, AND AUBURN IS ALL IN THERE WITH THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS SO LET THAT SINK IN.

Chris Mack celebrates with his UofL team after thumping UNC — photo by Louisville athletics

YOU A.C.C. DOORMAT CARDINAL BIRDS WILL BE OUT ON THE FIRST DAY BUT ALL YOU BRAINLESS U OF SMELLERS CAN AT LEAST WAIT FOR THE LADY BASKETBAW BRACKET TO COME OUT TONIGHT WHERE YOU ACTUALLY GOT A CHANCE TO HANG AROUND. I BETCHA THEM MANLY U OF SMELL GIRLS GONNA GIT A #1 SEED. BIG WHOOPTY DO, DADGUMMIT! BALDY MACK AND HIS BAD NEWS BEARS GONNA BE ONE-AND-DONE IN THE BIG DANCE AND SO THEN ALL Yā€™ALL CARDINAL CRYBABIES CAN ACT LIKE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW AND CHEER REAL LOUD FOR YOUR LADY CARD FRAUDS. I KNOW THEY BEAT UCONN ONE TIME IN 19 TRIES.

Terry Meiners and Asia Durr, WHAS studios, January 30, 2019

WELL GUESS WHAT? PURDY SOON THE COUNT WILL GO TO ONE OUT OF TWUNNY CUZ AINā€™T NO WAY THAT I-TALIAN STALLION OF LADY BALL GENO AUREOLA GONNA LOSE TWICE TO THEM CARDINAL BROADS. (laffs) THAT WHOLE LADY CARDINAL TEAM LOOKS LIKE IT OUGHTA BE IN M.M.A. FIGHTIN INSTEAD OF BASKETBAW, BUT GO AHEAD AND ACT LIKE Yā€™ALL CARE. REAL BASKETBAW FANS KNOW THAT THE KENTUCKY WILDCAT MENā€™S TEAM IS COMIN THROUGH THEM BRACKETS LIKE A TAR-NADO THROUGH A BULLITT COUNTY TRAILER PARK. GIT OUTTA THE WAY TEXAS ALBACORE! HERE COME THE CATS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! DUKE SUCKS! YOU CAINT SPELL DUKE WITHOUT A U AND K IN THE MIDDLE! GO CATS!

UofL hits the skids and The Beasman ain’t too blue about it

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THE BEASMAN cathlick magic
POOR, POOR CARDINAL BIRDS. DONE LOST ā€˜EM THREE IN A ROW AND AINā€™T NO RELIEF IN SIGHT. MARCH SADNESS STARTS TOMORROW IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN WHILE THE REST OF BIG BLUE NATION GITS READY TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPERCHIPS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! BUT OL U OF SMELL CAINT EVEN BEAT NOBODY BOSTON BAKED BEAN COLLEGE. (laffs)

TOO BAD, SO SAD! (laffs) YOU KNOW LARRY, Iā€™D LIKE TO SAY ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS FANS IS FEELIN PITY FOR YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES BUT I DONā€™T WANNA LIE RIGHT HERE ON THE LECTRIC RADIO. (laffs) Yā€™ALL U OF SMELL FAILURES NEED TO DO LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND JUST WALK AWAY! TRUMP DONE THAT WITH THAT LITTLE KOREA GANGSTER KIM JONG KIM KIM AND THATā€™S WHAT BALDY SEWER MOUTH CHRIS MACK GOTTA DO. JUST PULL THE CURTAINS AND DISMANTLE THE U OF SMELL FAILURE BASKETBAW PROGRUM. ITā€™S OVER, LARRY. (laffs)

EVER SINCE TOMMY TURTLENECK CHASED MY BUDDY DENNY CRUMMY OUTTA THERE AND RE-PLACED HIM WITH THAT SLICK HAIRED I-TALIAN CHEATER NAME OF SLICK RICK, Yā€™ALL BEEN A LAUGHIN STOCK. (laffs) SLICK GOT Yā€™ALL A FAKE NEWS CHAMPERCHIP BUT THE NC2A WISED UP AND YANKED DOWN THE FAKE U OF SMELL BANNER SO DENNY CRUMMY IS STILL THE ONLY NATIONAL CHAMPEEN COACH IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN. (laffs) MEANTIME, THE #1 SEED KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GONNA GO DOWN TO TENNERSEE AND POP A KNOT ON THEIR STUPID ROCK TOP FOREHEADS ONE MORE TIME! (laffs)

Keldon Johnson. He is good.

WE GONNA SINK THE ADMIRALā€™S BATTLESHIP JUST LIKE WE DONE TWO WEEKS AGO! COACH CAL ā€“ HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY ā€“ WE DONE TODE COACH CAL WHEN HE GOES TO MASS THIS WEEK HE NEEDS TO SAY A LOT OF THEM FAKE CATHLICK PRAYERS TO TELL THE CATHLICK FAKE GOD TO MAKE SURE THE NOTRE DAME HUMILERATES U OF SMELL ON SENIOR DAY! (laffs) I LOVE IT! BALDY MACK IS A CATHLICK BUT HE AINā€™T GOT NO CATHLICK MAGIC LIKE COACH CAL CUZ BALDY MACK DONā€™T GO TO MASS EVER DAY.

BALDY MACK JUST GOES IN THEM GHETTO STREETS TO LEARN HIM MORE OF THEM NASTY CUSS WORDS TO YELL ON NATIONAL TV. THATā€™S SOME REAL CLASS Yā€™ALL GOT GOIN ON, LARRY MINNER! COACH CAL GONNA PRAY EXTRA HARD FOR TOUCHDOWN JESUS TO HELP THEM CATHLICK FISH EATIN, BINGO PLAYIN, BEER DRINKIN, GENUFLECTIN, GOIN TO CONFESSION INSTEAD OF TAKIN RESPONSIBILITY FOR SINNIN NOTRE DAME IRISH BAR FIGHTIN WHISKEY BREATH HEATHENS PUT ONE LAST A.C.C. BEATDOWN ON NOBODY U OF SMELL.

THEN FINALLY SOMEBODY GONNA WAKE UP AND SEND THEM PHONEY BALONEY CARDINAL BIRDS TO THE N.I.T. WHERE Yā€™ALL BLONG EVER YEAR! (laffs) OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! GOOOOOO BIG BLUE! THE WILDCATS IS RATED A #1 SEED IN THE BIG DANCE WHERE U OF SMELL GONNA GIT LEFT OUT AGAIN.

COME ON, YOU CATHLICK HEATHENS. DRINK LOTS OF THAT HOLY WATER SO YOUR FAKE CATHLICK GOD WILL GIVE Yā€™ALL NOTRE DAME FISH BREATH BREEDERS THE FIGHTIN IRISH SPIRIT YOU NEED TO STOMP ON THEM FLUNKY CRIMINAL CARDINALS. GO AHEAD AND DRINK YOUR IRISH WHISKEY DURING THE GAME TOO CUZ LOSERVILLE AINT GOT NO MORALS.

Mike, Terry, Lisa, and Lynn Meiners (November 2018)

EVERBODY IN THAT GHETTO TOWN IS HIGH ON LIQUOR OR METH OR SNIFFIN THE MARIJUANA. (laffs) BUNCH OF DOPEHEAD LOSERS! BE CLASSY LIKE THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, YOU CARDINAL FLUNKIES! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!