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Cats stunned again, The Beasman wants Eddie Sutton and Kenny Sky Walker to take charge, and wants iHeart to fire Larry Minner for smirking

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THE BEASMAN cats lose to south caramaliner
HOW COME THEY DINT FIRE YOU WHEN THEY CLEANED HOUSE THE OTHER DAY? I JUST BOUT VOMITED WHEN I HEARED YOUR GUTLESS WEASEL VOICE ON THE WH&S TODAY. WHY IS Y’ALL LAUGHIN BOUT STUFF TODAY? THIS HERE IS A BONER-FIED BIG BLUE NATION TRAGEDY WE GOT GOIN ON AND Y’ALL ON THERE MAKIN JOKES!

MOST KENTUCKY KIDS COULDN’T GO TO SCHOOL DAY CUZ OF DEE-PRESSION. DOCTORS IS HANDIN OUT FREE PROZAC. KENTUCKY IS A DEE-ZASTER ZONE…NO JOY NOWHERE! (cry) THIS IS MORE HORRIBLE-ER THAN LOSIN TO TENNERSEE LASS YEAR. (cry) GO AHEAD AND MOCK ME, YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, CROSS-EYED, U OF SMELL BOOTLICKIN HAS BEEN NOBODY!

COME ON, GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT, LARRY MINNER! THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS DONE BLOWED ANOTHER 14 POINT LEAD IN SOUTH CARAMALINER AND SO NOW ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS GOT TO HEAR YOUR UGLY FACE SMIRKIN BOUT IT! LEMME HAVE IT, LARRY! DANCE ON MY GRAVE! (cry)

I CAINT BLEEVE I HEART RADIO DINT FIRE YOUR SORRY ASS WITH THE REST OF THEM CARDINAL LOVERS! YOU MUSTA BEEN HIDIN UNDER MATT JONES’ DESK WHEN THEY COME THRU FIRIN EVERBODY. YOU SHOULDA BEEN THROWED OUT TO PASTURE TWUNNY YEARS AGO WHEN YOU BECAME SLICK RICK BUTEENO’S GAY LOVER UP ON BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

I TURNT ON THE RADIO HOPIN TO HEAR MATT JONES HELPIN ALL US SAD CAT FANS START TO HEAL WITH HIS WORDS OF WISDOM BUT INSTEAD I GIT STUPID YOU. SAVE US, MATT JONES! TELL US BOUT HOW COACH CAL AIN’T NO FRAUD AND HOW WE BEAT U OF SMELL SO IT’S STILL A GREAT SEASON. (cry) I’M THINKIN MAYBE WE NEED SOMEBODY TO PUT OL JOHN CALIPARDI OUT TO PASTURE THOUGH. THE GAME DONE PAST HIM BY. WE NEED KINNY SKY WALKER TO STEP IN AND TEACH THESE YOUNG WILDCATS HOW TO BLEEVE IN THE BIG BLUE! COME ON, KINNY! AND BRANG GOOSE GIVENS AND SAM BOWIE WITH YOU.

SAVE THESE CATS BEFORE “COACH CAL-DON’T-CARE-NO” RUINS ‘EM FOREVER! (cry) IT’S BAD ENOUGH TO SEE OUR GOOD AND CLASSY CATS LOSE BUT THEN WE ALSO GOT TO SEE THAT IDIOT SOUTH CARAMALINER FAN DANCIN AND MOCKIN ASHTON HAGAR WHEN HE FOULT OUT.

HOW COME A CAT FAN DINT JUMP DOWN THERE AND PUNCH THAT PUNK GAMECOCK FAN? IS WE GITTIN SOFT, CAT FANS? THERE WAS A TIME WHEN ANYBODY MOCKED U UH KAY WOUNT UP IN A BODY BAG. NOT NO MORE. NOW WE JUST LET ERRBODY MOCK US AND WE JUST HANG OUR HEADS IN SHAME! (cry)

Jermaine Couisnard beats UK at the buzzer, January 15, 2020

DADGUM U OF SMELL WINS ON THE ROAD AGAIN AN U UH KAY LOSES ON THE ROAD SO NOW Y’ALL GONNA JUMP US IN THE PO AGAIN. (cry) AN NOW THE CATS IS #67 IN THE RPI AND THEY IS PICKIN US TO LOSE 5 OF OUR NEXT 8 GAMES! IT AIN’T BEEN THIS BAD SINCE BILLY CLYDE WAS DRINKIN BOOZE IN OUR HUDDLES WHILE SOMEBODY ELSE WAS DRAWIN UP PLAYS! (cry) IF BOBBY PETRINKO CAN GIT HIRED AGAIN THEN MAYBE U UH KAY NEEDS TO GO FIND EDDIE SUTTON AND GIVE HIM ANOTHER SHOT HERE AT KENTUCKY. HIM AND KINNY SKY WALKER COULD GIT THIS THING TURNT AROUND!

John Calipari, Eddie Sutton

I’LL GO GIT A STACK OF EMERY AIR FREIGHT ENVER-LOPES READY SO EDDIE CAN START SENDIN CASH TO REE-CRUITS SO KENTUCKY CAN GIT REAL PLAYERS AGAIN LIKE IN THE GOOD OL DAYS. (cry) BYE BYE, COACH CAL. LET YOUR WIFE DRIVE WHEN YOU LEAVE TOWN CUZ YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT TAKIN CHARGE. (cry) COME ON, IHEART. FIRE LARRY MINNER! FIRE LARRY MINNER! FIRE LARRY MINNER!

PUT MATT JONES ON WH&S! HIRE MATT JONES! HIRE MATT JONES! HIRE MATT JONES! THIS HERE IS A BONER-FIED BIG BLUE NATION TRAGEDY TIME!

Matt Jones on “Burnt Hair” radio, Mitch, poverty, and Kentucky culture

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Kentucky Sports Radio founder Matt Jones popped by my radio studio today to talk about his upcoming book MITCH, PLEASE. It was more than comedy gold, Jerry! It was a great piece of broadcasting about Kentucky, politics, poverty, and promise.

Matt and I trust each other enough to go deep on lots of subjects that would make other broadcasters squirm. Regardless of school rivalry silliness, I want it stated for the record (again) that I think Matt Jones is one of the smartest, most effective media personalities I’ve ever experienced.

Great media material is always a treat. Enjoy.

LISTEN to our 840WHAS chat with Matt and his co-author Chris Tomlin here.

Chris Tomlin, Terry Meiners, and Matt Jones at WHAS studios, January 2, 2020

Matt Jones knows where his bread is buttered, politics will have to wait

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Radio/TV personality Matt Jones popped by my studio today to discuss his decision to stay out of the 2020 senate race. We also talked about the invaluable commitments of family and colleagues in making professional decisions. Eventually we talked about UK’s topsy turvy football season and #1 Kentucky’s embarrassing loss to mid-major Evansville in Rupp Arena.

Everyone wins with the Matt Jones decision. There won’t be a brutal and embarrassing political campaign against Semate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s scorched earth re-election team. Kentucky Sports Radio continues at full strength, and Matt Jones is ready to sign a contract extension with iHeart Radio.

Holy Toledo! U uh Kay footbaw gets less attention than Fraidy Cat Matt

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📸 Lexington Herald Leader

THE BEASMAN game time
GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! PAY COACH STOOPS! PAY COACH STOOPS! BEAT TOE-LEEDER! BEAT TOE-LEEDER! (laffs) OL’ BALD-HAIRED LARRY MINNER IS THE LONELIEST GUY IN KENTUCKY. (laffs) YOU THE ONLY GUY STILL AT WORK! ERRBODY ELSE OFF HAVING THEIR LABOR DAY WEEKEND SO NOBODY IS LISSENIN TO YOUR STUPID RADIO SHOW! (laffs) YOU OUGHTA ASK BOOGIE COUSINS TO PUT A BULLET IN YOUR BALD HEAD! (laffs) FREE BOOGIE! FREE BOOGIE! THAT AIN’T BOOGIE ON THE TAPE!

LARRY MINNER, THE KARMA TRAIN IS COMIN FOR YOU MONDEE NIGHT! (laffs) YOU’LL BE CRYIN LIKE A BABY WHEN THEM DRUNK CATHLICKS GIT HERE FOR FOOTBAW! (laffs) YOUR CARDINAL FEATHERS GONNA BE SPRAYED ALL OVER THE TRAIN YARD BY THEM FAKE RELIGION DRUNK CATHLICKS AND US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS GONNA LOVE EVER MINUTE OF IT! (laffs) CAT FANS WILL BE LAFFIN LIKE WE IS WATCHIN HEE HAW! (laffs)

WE IS BIG NOTRE DAME FANS UNTIL NEXT WEEK, THEN U UH KAY WILL GO BACK TO CALLIN EM FISHBREATH CATHLICK, ROSARY BEAD RUBBIN, BINGO PLAYIN, BEER GUZZLIN, BABYMAKIN, STATUE WORSHIPPIN HEATHENS! (laffs) LET’S TAWK BIG BLUE…LOYAL WILDCATS LIKE ME AND COACH STOOPS CANT FIGGER WHY SAIRDEE’S WILDCAT GAME AINT SOLD OUT. WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS A-GOIN ON? IS ALL THE GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCAT FANS GOIN TO THE LAKE INSTEAD OF CHEERING ON STOOPS TROOPS?

DADGUMMIT, PUT DOWN THEM FISHIN POLES AND SHOW UP TO CHEER ON THE CATS! STOOPS DONE GOT A BIG PAY RAISE FOR MAKING THE CATS THE TOUGHEST FOOTBAW TEAM IN MURICA SO THE LEAST WE COULD DO IS PRETEND LIKE WE CARE! TOE-LEEDER SUCKS BUT SHOW UP ANYHOO SO COACH STOOPS DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE THE ALABAMMER JOB. YOU KNOW ALABAMMER WOULD FIRE NICK SABER IN A NEW YARK MINUTE TO GIT STOOPS! GO CATS! GO BLUE!

LARRY, I’M SURE YOU BIGTIME JEALOUS OF MATT JONES CUZ HE DONE GOT ALL THE PUBLICERATION FOR ACTIN’ LIKE HE MIGHT RUN AGIN SNITCH MCCONNELL. WE ALL KNOW MATT JONES IS LYIN JUST TO GIT HEADLINES, BUT THAT’S GOOD FOR BIG BLUE NATION. IF A LOSERVILLE GUY LIKE LARRY MINNER SAID HE MIGHT RUN FOR OFFICE, PEOPLE WOULDN’T VOTE FOR HIM TO BE DOG CATCHER! (laffs) LARRY, LARRY, LARRY! WHY DON’T YOU JUST QUIT TRYIN TO BE LIKE MATT JONES! WHEN HE BECOMES A SENATOR, MAYBE YOU CAN BE HIS CHAUFFEUR! (laffs)

MATT JONES IS PROOF THAT BIG BLUE NATION DOMMERATES THE WORLD. HE’S MORE IMPORTANT THAN TRUMP! (laffs) AIN’T GONNA BE 12 PEOPLE THERE LIKE A DONALD TRUMP JR RALLY! MATT JONES PACKS ‘EM IN LIKE FREE GUMMIT CHEESE GIVEAWAYS! COACH STOOPS SHOULD AST MATT JONES TO DO A POLITICAL RALLY AT HALFTIME OF ALL U UH KAY GAMES AND THEN WE WOULD FINALLY SELL OUT ALL THE TICKETS! COME ON, CAT FANS! SPEND SOME OF THAT METH MONEY FOR U UH KAY FOOTBAW TICKETS! LET’S GO! BIG BLUE NATION! SENATOR MATT JONES GONNA BE THERE KISSIN HANDS AND SHAKIN BABIES! AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

Mitch McConnell checks in from Twitter jail to talk guns and protesters

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell gave me an exclusive interview today that made news around the world. Senator McConnell finally addressed gun reform issues that have roiled America following last week’s dual mass shootings.

Mitch McConnell at home resting following a shoulder fracture (August 2019)

McConnell, homebound and healing from a fractured shoulder, also talked about protesters shouting threatening, profane chants at his home during late evening hours.

My phone started blowing up right away with links to The New York Times, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, ABC, and others who blasted out many of McConnell’s quotes about his call from President Trump that morning and how to slog forward to find bipartisan agreement on background checks, red flag laws, and more.

New York Times, August 8, 2019

According to McConnell, Trump is “anxious” to get some movement on gun legislation.

McConnell also gave his first comments on the profane protesters shouting for hours at night in front of his home. The organizer put it all on Facebook live but the McConnell “Team Mitch” twitter account was suspended with a directive to delete the protester video for its violent language and content.

The day after our radio interview, Twitter execs reopened the Team Mitch account. Multiple GOP groups threatened to pull advertising dollars for Republican candidates but Twitter claims they “reviewed this case more closely” and restored the account. Um…OK.

Team Mitch used a GIF of Mitch’s head on the body of “Shawshank Redemption” character Andy Dufresne just after he escapes the notorious prison.

McConnell told me he is not scared in his home and would “not be intimidated” by the swarm of haters outside. The senator claimed he doesn’t hear their chants while he watches baseball games.

The Courier Journal reports that state representative Attica Scott continues to suggest that protesters keep harassing McConnell at his home, where he eats, anyplace he goes.

screenshot: Fox News

Later, Kentucky Sports Radio’s Matt Jones came on the radio with me to discuss how his media career will continue during a (potential) senate run against McConnell. Jones and I dove into issues about guns, spirituality, raunchy protesters, and why he still chooses to receive a paper paycheck.

July voices: McConnell, Bevin, Yarmuth, Matt Jones, Damion Lee, Mayor Fischer, Daniel Cameron, and American hero Jimmy Green

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The Squad: Reps. Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Ayanna Pressley

As “The Squad” thrills extreme left-wingers, torches traditional liberals, and irks right wingers, a prominent liberal media voice is trying to slow the roll of the Four Horsewomen of Wokeback Mountain.

READ MAUREEN DOWD

In the midst of political upheaval over The Squad, the president’s GO BACK tweets, and racist Trump crowd chants, we’ve had a very strong 840WHAS interview roster over the past 10 days. These voices of prominent Kentuckians offer perspectives from different vantage points.

Thanks to the Senate majority leader, the Governor of Kentucky, Kentucky’s 3rd district congressman, the mayor of Louisville, plus a prominent media host, former UofL basketball player, and a former football player hoping to become Kentucky’s next attorney general. Plus, there is a special guest at the end of this post. Enjoy.

Always great to hear from Russ Smith.

I get very little pushback from interviewing progressives. I receive massive pushback from progressives when I interview conservatives. Vile, vulgar, vicious intolerance of another’s opinion thwarts harmony. E pluribus unum: from many, one.

New York Times liberal columnist Maureen Dowd recently assessed the conundrum for young progressives who are trashing older progressives for not being more extreme.

“The progressives act as though anyone who dares disagree with them is bad. Not wrong, but bad, guilty of some human failing, some impurity that is a moral evil that justifies their venom.”

Let’s close with an American hero. Jimmy Green was injured in the U.S. Army decades ago. He lost the use of his legs and went into deep depression. But he found a way to fix his attitude, stop complaining, and learn to love life again.

Listen to his inspiring story hero. God Bless you, Jimmy. God Bless all of us.

Matt Jones bounced from TV until he decides whether he’ll run for senate

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Lexington’s WLEX-TV pulled Ky Sports Radio founder Matt Jones from his nightly TV show called Hey Kentucky. Jones suggested in an interview with me that political foes pushed the TV station to bench Jones or risk the loss of commercial revenue from PACs aiming to support other Democrats in the 2020 senate race.

Journalist Al Cross says Matt Jones has an unfair advantage with his multiple media platforms, but that Jones “is not a journalist, he’s an entertainer.”

In the 840WHAS Radio interview, Jones talked of Mitch McConnell’s lack of connection with working class Kentuckians, Amy McGrath’s struggles, and state representative Charles Booker’s strengths in a potential Democrat primary next spring.

Meanwhile, as Matt Jones dawdles over his decision, another former Marine officer has jumped into the race.

The Beasman always bring the Summer Slam

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THE BEASMAN laker cats
YOU ARE A POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN, LARRY MINNER. I AXEY-DENT-LEE TURNT ON YOUR STOOPID RADIO SHOW AND ALL YOU’S TAWKIN ABOUT IS SWIMMIN WITH DOLPHINS, BREAKDANCING, EATIN AT A PINK RESTRUNT, AND SOME 15-YEAR-OLD TENNIS GIRL NAME OF COCO. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? A REAL MAN GOES SWIMMIN WITH SHARKS, LINE DANCES, AND THE ONLY 15-YEAR-OLD HE CARES ABOUT IS A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH! (laffs) TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD, YOU PENCIL NECK, PINHEAD!

(laffs) WHERE YOU BEEN, YOU BALD HAIRED FRAUD? IS YOU AND SLICK RICK SPENDING THE SUMMER UP ON BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN AGAIN? (laffs) “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO QUIT YOU, SLICK!” (laffs) I CAINT BLEEVE WH&S DINT HAVE SENATOR MATT JONES FILL IN FOR YOU WHILE YOU WAS GONE, LARRY! THEY HAD THEM LOUDMOUTH REDNECKS DWIGHT AND TONY VESPUCCI WORKIN INSTEAD OF YOU SO IT STILL SUCKED LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES. MATT JONES IS Y’ALLS ONLY GOOD RADIO DEEJAY, SO PUT HIM ON MORE, YOU CROSS-EYED, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, STINKBREATH U OF SMELL CARDINAL FRAUD! (laffs)

I CAINT WAIT TIL MATT JONES WHOOPS SNITCH MCCONNELL AND SENDS THAT LOSERVILLE TURTLE MAN BACK TO THE SWAMPS. KENTUCKY NEEDS MATT JONES TO BE OUR SENNER-TUR CUZ HE’LL GIT UP THERE IN WARSHINUN AND TAWK UP THE CATS! GO MATT JONES! GO MATT JONES! U-NITER STATES SENNER-TUR! MATTY BANGS SAID HIS FIRST OFFICIAL ACTION WOULD BE TO PASS A LAW DEE-CLARIN THAT U UH KAY ALWAYS GIT A #1 SEED RIGHT HERE IN OUR REGION. AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

THEN SENNER-TUR MATT JONES PROMISES TO PASS A LAW CHANGING THE NAME OF 1400 PENNSURVANIA AVENUE TO THE “BLUE & WHITE HOUSE!” AND THEY WOULD HANG A GIANT U UH KAY FLAG UP THERE ON THE FRONT PORCH SO THE WORLD WOULD SEE AMERICA’S TRUE TEAM IS THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, NOT NO GIRL SOCCER NONSENSE! ALL THEM SOCCER GIRLS DO IS RUN AROUND A COW PASTURE FOR 3 HOURS AND SCORE TWO TIMES. BOOOOOOOORRRRRRR-INNNNNNNGGGGG!

NOW THAT LADY SOCCER MATCH IN THE WORLD CUP WAS STILL GOOD FOR MURICA TO SHOW EVERBODY ELSE THAT THEY SUCK. AND OUR USA GUY MEGAN WITH THE PURPLE HAIR WAS PURDY GOOD BUT I BETCHA HE COULDN’T PLAY FOR COACH CAL. NAW, COACH CAL DON’T WANT NO ‘MURICA-HATIN PURPLE HAIR REBEL PLAYIN FOR THE CATS CUZ WE DON’T ACT LIKE THAT.

OUR PLAYERS STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND DON’T CUSS ON TV LIKE THAT PURPLE HAIR GUY. KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GOOD AND CLASSY, NOT LIKE KAPER-NECK OR ANY OF THEM U OF SMELL CARDINAL CONVICTS. WILDCATS IS ALL-AMERICANS EVER YEAR! LARRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS SAD WHEN YOUR MAYOR HAD TO SHUT DOWN THE LOCAL PRISON BECAUSE OF BUDGET CUTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE U OF SMELL COACHES DID ALL THEIR BEST RECRUITING. (laffs)

YOU CAN LAUGH AT MY FUNNY COMEDY JOKES ANYTIME YOU WANT, LARRY. (laffs) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS IS NOW LOST ANGELES LAKERS FANS CUZ THEY GOT THE UNIBROW, BOOGIE, AND RONDO. AND LEE-BRON JAMES IS COACH CAL’S OTHER SON SO IT’S LIKE HE’S BIG BLUE, TOO. THE LAKERS BEEN SUCKIN SO THEY CHASED AWAY MAGIC JERKSON AND THE NEW MANAGEMENT DEE-CIDED TO GO WITH THE BLUE GITS IN STRATEGY. THEY GONNA WIN IT ALL NOW! SO YOU CARDINAL BIRDS ENJOY YOUR LITTLE BASEBAW SUCCESS AND I THINK SOFTBAW, TOO, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE BIGTIME SPARTS OF FOOTBAW, BASKETBAW, AND BEIN #1 FOR PAYIN YOUR BASKETBAW COACH FOR HARDLY NEVER MAKING THE FINAL FOUR, KENTUCKY DOMMER-ATES! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

The Amy McGrath train wreck campaign is already off the rails

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After months of speculation, former Marine combat pilot Amy McGrath (Lt. Col., ret) announced that she is ready to challenge Mitch McConnell for the U.S. Senate. Her launch video was impressive but her stated campaign goals made no sense. She claimed that she is the better candidate to advance the Donald Trump agenda that she claims is being stopped by McConnell. The sycophantic Morning Joe panelists did not question that ludicrous claim.

“What’s your website?” the MSNBC panelists eagerly asked to help McGrath raise money. DeadOnArrival.com seems more appropriate.

McConnell’s team immediately shut down any thought that McGrath is a conservative. Team Mitch posted a video showing McGrath telling supporters that she’s the most progressive person in Kentucky.

Rep. John Yarmuth, Kentucky’s top Democrat, was similarly confused by the McGrath strategy to hoodwink Kentuckians into thinking that she’ll advance Trump’s agenda. He joked on the radio that he was highly offended by McGrath’s claim because he is the most Liberal person in Kentucky.

DAY TWO: Amy McGrath waffles on whether she would have voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. Hours later…FLIP FLOP.

Once again, the McGrath strategy to cozy up to Trump fans backfired. McGrath needs to stick to her true progressive beliefs and stop the charade of conservative fakery.

Kentucky Sports Radio founder Matt Jones, a Duke educated lawyer, has not ruled out a run against McGrath in the Democrat primary.

Jones has basked in the glow of multiple national profile pieces that have elevated his profile.

In defense of the campaign of McGrath, Kentucky state representative Attica Scott published a passionate takedown of Mitch McConnell’s record. Scott accuses McConnell, the most powerful man in politics, of strategically snaring government money for constituents who can help him while ignoring people of color.

Scott linked her comments to a recent POLITICO story highlighting McConnell’s massive procurements for various Kentucky projects, an unprecedented feat for any Kentucky officeholder. The POLITICO piece did not mention multiple other McConnell-led funding grants for the University of Kentucky, the Lexington airport, and others which total about $15 additional million.

A small, poor state with 8 electoral votes is somehow prioritized for massive government grants. That is not really seen as a problem for the majority of Kentucky residents. Therein lies the problem for anyone who challenges Senator Mitch McConnell.

Stay tuned. Just as they have been for the past 36 years, Kentucky’s Democrats are stirred up like a nest of hornets over McConnell’s muscle.

McGrath’s bizarre pandering and hazy vision is alienating supporters in droves. Matt Jones could make a strong run with his Kentucky Wildcats fan base allegiance, and don’t count out Attica Scott to consider launching an African American frame of reference into the 2020 contest.

For America at large, the journey between now and election day 2020 must eventually pass through Reparation Station after it clears ICE ICE BABY. Enjoy the ride, peeps.

Could Senator Matt Jones really whoop Snitch McConnell? It’s Beasman’s dream

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THE BEASMAN blackshear goes to Florida
HEY LARRRRRREEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! (laffs) I HEARED YOU PLAYIN THAT TURRIBLE RAP MUSIC ON THE RADIO TAWKIN BOUT HOW U OF SMELL STILL GOT THEIR CHAMPERCHIPS RING! HOW STUPID IS THAT? (laffs) Y’ALL DINT WIN, YOU BIG RUM DUMMIES. (laffs) THE NC2A DONE YANKED DOWN THAT BANNER AND CHASED SLICK RICK OUTTA TOWN! Y’ALL JUST TRICKIN YOUR SELFS THANKIN YOU IS THE CHAMPEENS. NAW, YOU IS CHEATIN, STRIPPER POLE, NASTY GIRL LOVIN, PAYIN OFF RECRUIT DADDIES, NECK TATTOO, CARDINAL LOSERS. (laffs) OWN IT, LARRY! OWN IT! (laffs) OHHHHH…AND DID YOU SEE WHO WOUNT UP WINNING THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES? THE GOOD CHRISTIAN SMART BOYS FROM VANDERSMELT! S.E.C.! S.E.C.! S.E.C.! (laffs) YEAH…OLD LOSERVILLE TRIED TO CUSS ‘EM OUT OF THE WORLD SERIES WHEN YOUR LOSERVILLE PITCHER KEPT HOLLERIN ‘F-YOU, VANDERSMELT! F-YOU! WE IS THE CARDINAL BIRDS AND WE IS F-ING SUPERSTARS! (laffs) AND OL VANDERSMELT WHOOPED LOSERVILLE AND MADE Y’ALL LOOKED LIKE SEWER MOUTH TRAILER TRASH LOSERS…ALL TAWK AND NO ACTION. I LOVED IT! (laffs) WAY TO GO VANDERSMELT! CLASS BEATS TRASH EVER TIME! VANDERSMELT IS FINE UPSTANDING YOUNG MEN WHO DON’T NEVER CUSS OR CALL OTHER TEAMS HOBOSEXUALS. NAW! JUST U OF SMELL IS THE FOULMOUTH TRASH SCHOOL AND E.S.P.N. KEPT ON SHOWIN IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER! IT WAS MY FAVORITE HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR! CLEAN CUT, ALL-AMERICAN VANDERSMELT OVERPIRES FILTHY, NECK TATTOO, FAKE CHRISTIAN CARDINAL BIRDS WHO KNEEL DOWN TO PRAY ON THE FIELD AND THEN GIT UP AND HOLLER ‘F-YOU’ AT THE OTHER TEAM, THEIR MAMAS, AND EVEN LITTLE KIDS IN THE STANDS. Y’ALL LOSERVILLE CARDINALS AIN’T GOT NO CLASS, LARRY MINNER! SO LET’S JUST ENJOY THE SUMMER AND WAIT FOR FOOTBAW TO START WHEN NOTRE DAME PUTS A BEATDOWN ON U OF SMELL TO MAKE BIG BLUE NATION HAPPY RIGHT OFF THE JUMP! (laffs) ALL I GOT TO DO THIS SUMMER IS STUFF ENVERLOPES FOR THE SENATOR MATT JONES CAMPAIGN TO BEAT SNITCH MCCONNELL. GO MATT JONES! GO MATT JONES! HE’S THE ONLY DOOKIE US CAT FANS LOVE! DADGUMMIT, ON LAST NIGHT’S DEE-BATE, THEY ALL MADE FUN OF SNITCH MCCONNELL BUT NONE OF THEM RUM DUMMY DEMMER-CRATS SAID “ELECT MATT JONES!” THAT’S WHAT THEY NEED TO DO…TAWK UP MATT JONES ON TONIGHT’S DEE-BATE. SNITCH MCCONNELL IS A DADGUM U OF SMELL FAN SO US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS DON’T WANT HIM REPPERSENTIN BIG BLUE NATION! WE WANT MATT JONES! WATCH TONIGHT CUZ I BET CRAZY BERNIE SANDERS IS GONNA DEE-MAND FREE U UH KAY TICKETS FOR EVERBODY AND MATT JONES FOR SENATOR! THE DEBATE CROWD WILL GO CRAZY! (laffs) ALL YOU FILTHY U OF SMELLERS IS CONVICTS SO YOU AIN’T ALLOWED TO VOTE ANYHOW. AND DON’T Y’ALL CARDINAL BASKETBAW LOSERS BE TEASIN NO CAT FANS ABOUT KERRY BLACKSHEAR GOIN TO FLORIDA INSTEAD OF U UH KAY. HE SUCKS! WE NEVER REALLY WANTED HIM ANYWAY. HE’S A LOSER! COACH CAL WAS JUST KIDDIN WHEN HE SAID HE WANTED HIM. COACH CAL DONE GOT THREE MORE WILDCATS IN THE NBA SO THAT’S WHY REAL STARS STILL COME TO U UH KAY. THAT’S WHY COACH CAL CHASED HIS OWN SON BRAD CALIPARI OUTTA TOWN CUZ HE SUCKS, TOO. COACH CAL AND MISSES COACH CAL TODE THEIR SON BRAD TO GO TO THE OTHER GREAT DIVISION ONE TEAM IN KENTUCKY SO WATCH FOR HIM TO SHOW UP AT BELLARMINE ANY DAY NOW! (laffs) YOU SUCK, LOSERVILLE! KEEP CUSSIN OUT OTHER TEAMS TO INSPIRE THEM TO WIN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS! WE’LL TAKE ALL THE CUSS WORDS YOU CAN THROW AT US! (laffs) I’LL SEND YOU SOME IRISH SPRING COO-PONS SO YOU CAN KEEP WARSHIN YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!