THE BEASMAN cats beat vandersmelt AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) I BET YOU AND ALL YOUR STINKY U OF SMELL BUDDIES WAS TURNIN CARTWHEELS WHEN U UH KAY WAS LOSIN BY 10 TO VANDERSMELT! ADMIT IT, YOU BALD HAIRED, SNAGGLE TOOTH, CROSS EYED TRAITOR TURNCOAT! YOU WANTED U UH KAY TO LOSE IN WHAT-WE-NOW-CALL RUMP ARENER CENTRAL BANK. (laffs) Highlights from a Wednesday night win ๐ฅโคต๏ธ#BBN #TGT pic.twitter.com/pl9ELW5TGS— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) January 30, 2020 BUT NAWWWโฆYOU FILTHY CARDINAL FANS HAD TO SET THERE AND WATCH THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS TOY WITH VANDERSMELT AND THEN COME BACK AND WHOOP โEM GOOD! (laffs) CUZ WEโS THE CATS! WEโS THE BIG BLUE! AINโT NO VANDERSMELT EGGHEADS GONNA BEAT NO
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Cats climb back into contention with Nick Dicks and Kissin’ Cal thrilling The Beasman
THE BEASMAN cats is back GUNS UP! Ls DOWN! GUNS UP! Ls DOWN! (laffs) OH LARRY, US TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS KNOW HOW TO MOCK OUR OPPONENTS WITH HAND JIVE! (laffs) DID YOU SEE HOW OUR GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT PLAYERS WAS MOCKIN THEM TEXAS TECH LOUDMOUTHS? WE TOOK THEIR โGUNS UPโ HAND SIGN AND FLIPPED IT DOWN JUST LIKE WE DO TO U OF SMELL! SO NOW ITโS GUNS DOWN AND Ls DOWN! (laffs) I LOVE IT! THE CATS WON BIG ON THE ROAD SHOWIN THEM TEXAS COWBOYS THEY JUST A BUNCH OF BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN GIRLS! (laffs) OUR KENTUCKY PLAYERS WAS A-MOCKIN THAT CROWD DOIN THE GUNS DOWN SIGN! (laffs) I LOVE IT! YOU CAINT GIT
The Beasman has the winter blues, the right color for a crazed UK fan
THE BEASMAN sick of everthang IโM GLAD ITโS THE WEEKEND, LARRY MINNER, CUZ THIS HERE WEEK SUCKED REAL BAD. U OF SMELL KEEPS WINNIN WHILE OUR KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS STILL LOOKIN LIKE THEYโS IN QUICKSAND HALF THE DADGUM TIME. COACH CAL KEEPS SAYINโ THE U UH KAY BASKETBAW PLAYERS IS YOUNG AND THEY IS GITTIN BETTER BUT I CAN SEE WITH MY OWN EYES THEY AINโT! DO YโALL FISHBREATH, BEER DRINKIN, ROSARY BEAD RUBBINโ CATHLICKS JUST LIE ALL THE TIME TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER? COACH CAL โ HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY โ HOW COME HE LIES TO BIG BLUE NATION ALL THE TIME TAWKIN BOUT HOW WE GONNA GIT BETTER? WE DONโT! AND U OF SMELL JUST GITS
UofL hits the skids and The Beasman ain’t too blue about it
THE BEASMAN cathlick magic POOR, POOR CARDINAL BIRDS. DONE LOST โEM THREE IN A ROW AND AINโT NO RELIEF IN SIGHT. MARCH SADNESS STARTS TOMORROW IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN WHILE THE REST OF BIG BLUE NATION GITS READY TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPERCHIPS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! BUT OL U OF SMELL CAINT EVEN BEAT NOBODY BOSTON BAKED BEAN COLLEGE. (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD! (laffs) YOU KNOW LARRY, IโD LIKE TO SAY ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS FANS IS FEELIN PITY FOR YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES BUT I DONโT WANNA LIE RIGHT HERE ON THE LECTRIC RADIO. (laffs) YโALL U OF SMELL FAILURES NEED TO
Cats caught in storm of poor performance, difficult for Beasman to mock U of Smell
THE BEASMAN cats and petrino lose again WELL LARRY, MAYBE YOU DONE THE RIGHT THING TO GO TRAITOR TURNCOAT AND RENOUNCE YOUR U UH KAY LOYALTY TO BE A U OF SMELL THUG FAN. ITโS A BITTERSWEET TIME TO BE A CAT FAN, I TELL YOU WHAT. NORM-ULLY IโD BE DANCIN A JIG CUZ THE U OF SMELL FOOTBAW SCUMBAG COACH BOBBY NECK BRACE GOT FIRED BUT THEN AS SOON AS I START GRINNIN I THINK ABOUT STOOPS TROOPS PLAYIN LIKE POOPS AND I GIT SAD AGAIN. (crying) WE DONโT WANT BAMA NOW! U UH KAY IS RANKED #20 AND FALLIN. AINโT NO NEW YEARโS BIG SIX BO GAME. BINNY SNELL AINโT GITTIN NO HEISHMAN TROPHY. AND TERRY
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One of the most downloaded 84WHAS Radio podcasts are my conversations with University of Kentucky fanatic The Beasman. These sketches air two times weekly, usually at 5:45 p.m. but occasionally earlier in the 4 p.m. hour. RECENT BITS: Beasman just prior to the UofL vs Cincinnati football game Beasman after UK beats Providence and Alabama football loses Beasman after UofL loses to North Carolina Here's tomorrow's radio script for The Beasman, scheduled to air at 5:45 p.m. so that you can read along. Terrestrial: 840 AM; streaming via whas.com