What happens when you add the Seinfeld theme and a laugh track to The Sopranos? It really doesn't soften it. NSFW (language, violence)
Month: August 2015
Rodney Dangerfield wouldn’t make it in the Wide World of Wanda
From Johnny Carson's NBC Tonight Show (1983) WARNING! There are no f-words because Rodney actually wrote jokes. DOUBLE WARNING! Rodney mentions that an (imaginary) girlfriend was fat and ugly. Today he would lose all of his sponsors, television appearances, and be vilified by SJW for being a misogynistic, white privilege, paternalistic villain. After weeping through a televised apology with a scolding Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie, Rodney would be summarily whipped by the women of The View. Only after donating $100,000 to the Women & Pudgy Americans Restoration Council, Rodney would slowly reappear in feminist films as a stooge to be chastised by pure-hearted hipsters and MSNBC hosts. American comedy, circa 2015...lots of curse words and pontificating about evil white
Anchor candidate
Sly knows what’s up
Results from a recent Facebook post about government employees refusing service to citizens because their religious beliefs aren't aligned. It appears that 309 people are so fearful of losing their right to eat bacon that they hid the post to avoid thinking about it. A theocracy is a society run by religious leaders who give themselves the power to determine who lives and whose head will be cut off live on CNN. Or they throw gay people off of buildings or stone people to death for showing too much skin. Theocracies are bad ideas. Government clerks should do their civic duties and not inflict religious limitations on fellow citizens. Tell 'em, Sly. We've got to live together!
Bad Lip Reading of the Republican debate
If you missed the subliminal messages within the Republican presidential debate, ponder no further. These guys are twisted. Chris Christie: I just wanted regular potatoes. Rand Paul: You just froze a baby! Genital warts! [BTW, Trump still means fart in the UK.]
Trump would love SpongeBob’s crabby patties
Rolling Stone tagged along with Donald Trump at the Iowa State Fair and shot this mini-documentary. The closing cameo says it all. A fan says that Trump doesn't have "a shadow of a chance of getting the nomination, but God, it's fun to watch him try." Polls show Trump leading all other Republican presidential candidates, but trailing Hillary Clinton in the general election.
Why editors matter
Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle, a married father of two, has admitted guilt regarding multiple charges of child pornography distribution and sexual contact with minors. WKYT-TV's web site featured a poorly-placed Subway ad next to the vile story of Fogle's admissions of guilt. Not surprisingly, Fogle's wife stated that she is filing for divorce.
“Wanna have lunch?” “Nope.”
Off the coast of Massachusetts, a researcher caught video of a great white shark trying to chomp down on a seal. Nice swerve, seal. Predation elation, indeed.
Ample sampling
Inspiration by ear