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Georgia handles UK and The Beasman accuses U of Smell of trying to steal the Wildcats’ thunder

by terrymeiners - 0

THE BEASMAN cats still better than almost everybody
YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH ALL YOUR TAWKIN ABOUT THE U UH KAY WILDCATS LOSIN TO JARJUH! JUST SHUT YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH MOUTH ABOUT THAT GAME CUZ IT’S OLD NEWS, LARRY MINNER! THE CATS IS 6 AND 1, NOT NO 3 AND 3 LIKE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER CARDINAL WEAK BEAK BEE-OTCHES! (laffs)

#1 Georgia overpowers #11 Kentucky in Athens (October 15, 2021)

YOU AND ALL YOUR CARDINAL NECK TATTOO, LIQUOR BREATH, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, DRUG THUG LOSERVILLE FANS AIN’T GOT SQUAT TO CHEER ABOUT CUZ Y’ALL’S SCHOOL IS NC2A VIOLATION STATION! (laffs)

CHRIS MACK GONNA GIT FIRED ANY DAY NOW FOR TAPE RECORDIN EXTORTION AND TRYIN TO PAY OFF HIS ACCUSER! (laffs) YOUR FOOTBAW TEAM IS SO PATHETIC THAT Y’ALL POST VIDEOS ABOUT RE-TIRIN’ LAYMAR JACKSON’S JERSEY ON THE SAME DAY U UH KAY IS PLAYIN #1 JARJUH CUZ Y’ALL COULDN’T STAND US BEIN ON COLLEGE GAMEDAY! U UH KAY GITTIN ALL THAT NATIONAL ATTENTION AND U OF SMELL IS ALL ‘SOMEBODY LOOK AT US’…OH BOO HOO HOO! ADMIT IT, YOU JEALOUS CRYBABY CARDINAL NOBODIES. (laffs)

WE IS KENTUCKY AND WE IS GONNA CRUSH YOUR CARDINAL FACES COME THANKSGIVIN WEEK! Y’ALL SUCK, LARRY! KENTUCKY IS STILL #15 IN THE PO AND WE GONNA SWEEP THE REST OF OUR GAMES AND GO TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! YOU LOSERVILLE CARDINAL FANS BETTER REST UP REAL GOOD CUZ THE WILDCATS GONNA RAIN DOWN A WHOOPIN ON Y’ALL LIKE TENNERSEE FANS THROWIN MUSTARD BOTTLES AND GOLF BALLS AT LANE KIFFIN. (laffs)

AND DON’T FORGIT THAT COACH CAL HAD BIG BLUE MADNESS ON FRIDEE NIGHT WITH THE #1 REE-CRUITIN CLASS IN ALL COLLEGE BASKETBAW! THE CATS IS AMERICA’S TEAM! ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN…I MEAN, CEPT FOR THE JARJUH GAME BUT WE GONNA WIN, WIN, WIN EVERTHANG ELSE! (laffs) AND LARRY, LAYMAR JACKSON DON’T CARE NOTHIN BOUT LOSERVILLE GIVIN HIM A LITTLE STATUE OR REE-TIRIN HIS NUMBER. HE DONE MOVED ON FROM YOUR GHETTO TOWN. HE GROWED UP IN FLORI-DER AND NOW THE WORLD KNOWS HIM AS A BALTIMORE RAVEN. AIN’T NOBODY CARES WHERE HE PLAYED COLLEGE BAW CUZ HE’S A NFL SUPERSTAR.

HOW MANY TIMES DOES ANYBODY MENTION WHERE AARON RODGERS OR TOM BRADY OR DAK PRESCOTT WENT TO COLLEGE? HOW BOUT NEVER! STOP TRYIN TO HANG ONTO LAYMAR JACKSON’S JOCK STRAP! THEM DAYS IS OVER, LOSERVILLE! YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND REALIZE YOUR CURRENT FOOTBAW TEAM COULDN’T BEAT ST. MATTHEWS POP WARNER 4TH GRADERS! (laffs) Y’ALL NEED TO JUST HANG UP THE FOOTBAW PROGRUM LIKE L.S.U. IS GONNA DO. THAT’S RIGHT…L.S.U. DEE-CIDED TO JUST QUIT FOOTBAW NOW CUZ U UH KAY DONE GOT SOME DOMMERANT THAT L.S.U. KNOWS THEY’LL NEVER BEAT KENTUCKY AGAIN!

I BETCHA FLORI-DER IS THINKIN ABOUT HANGIN UP THEIR FOOTBAW PROGRUM TOO CUZ THEY KNOW KENTUCKY DONE GOT TOO GOOD AND SO THEM GATORS IS TOOTHLESS NOW! I THINK U OF SMELL SHOULD HIRE BIG ED ORGERON CUZ HE’S REAL GOOD AT MAKIN A PROGRUM CRASH AND BURN FASTER! (laffs)

THEN YOUR FILTHY TOWN CAN SHUT DOWN THAT EMPTY FOOTBAW STADIUM AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING Y’ALL REALLY NEED…A LARGER PRISON! JUST PUT A CAGE ON TOP OF IT AND START GATHERIN UP ALL THEM CRIMINALS THAT MAKE LOSERVILLE THE #1 CRIME CITY IN AMERICA! ONCE Y’ALL LOCK UP 60,000 MURDERERS IN CARDINAL STADIUM, JUST THINK, YOU’LL HAVE ALMOST HALF OF ‘EM IN-CAR-CER-PATED! (laffs)

PUT THE OTHER 60,000 MURDERERS IN THE YUM YUM AND CALL IT A DAY! (laffs) YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, GOLD TOOTH, WELFARE STAMP, UNWED MOTHER MAKIN, LOOTIN, SHOOTIN, ROBBIN, MOLOTOV COCKTAIL THROWIN CARDINAL THUGS NEED TO GIT A JOB AND STOP DREAMIN ABOUT BETTER DAYS CUZ THEY’S OVER SINCE SCHNELLY-BURGER PASSED! THE ONLY GOOD THING GOIN FOR LOSERVILLE IS THE SUPPLY CHAIN IS SO BACKED UP THAT Y’ALL CAINT BUY ANY NEW BULLETS! IT’S ALL OVER, YOU FRAUDS! KENTUCKY IS FLYIN AND LOSERVILLE IS DYIN! AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

BONUS TRACK “RED IS DEAD AND BLUE IS GOLD”

terrymeiners
dad. husband. observer. media personality. pathological flyer.
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