"Like the stuffing of a couch they're just sacks of yellow fat" Imagine the music heavy boobs would make rolling down the right rumble strips
Month: March 2016
White people rapping – make it stop
Above? White dude with strong impression game. The others below? Uh, no. Eminem ain't 'dem.
Hoosier doozy
The Indiana Hoosiers beat the Kentucky Wildcats 73-67 in the second round of the NCAA Tournament, a very rare early departure for UK. Kentucky coach John Calipari was gracious in defeat, telling Indiana coach Tom Crean "I'm happy for you." Crean has been pilloried by IU fans in recent years for what they consider slow progress. 2015 gave us Crying Piccolo GirlNow, 2016 gives us...Crying Saxophone Girl. pic.twitter.com/f6x9ZRBOlp— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) March 19, 2016 A member of the UK band is the early frontrunner for Meme Queen of the Tournament The Crying Jordan meme was quickly pressed into service... ...generating bitterness from some sensitive UK fans. Louisville fans are reveling in schadenfreude, or enjoying the misery of others. Kentucky fans have
Trump remains the Teflon Don
As Donald Trump continues on his path toward the Republican presidential nomination, much of America is perplexed by his resilience. Establishment conservatives and liberal groups are strange bedfellows working to diminish Donald Trump's momentum. Good luck with that. The Trump Machine ignores all detractors. Rally violence? No worries.
UK – either beasts of the east or Hoosier meat
THE BEASMAN cats vs hoosiers SHUT YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH MOUTH ABOUT U UH KAY GONNA HAVE TO PLAY THEM NASTY INJIANNER HOOSIER DADDIES. WE AIN’T AFRAID OF NO TOM CREAM AND YOGI THE BEAR. THEM INJIANNER FANS IS A BUNCH OF COURT STORMIN’ LITTLE BROTHERS WHO WISH THEY WAS KENTUCKY. BRING ‘EM ON, DADGUMMIT. U UH KAY OPENS AGAINST THE STONEYBROOK THEATER USHERS AND INJIANNER GOT CHATTERNOOGA CHOO CHOO. SO WE IS BOTH GONNA WIN. LET’S GO AHEAD AND PLAY A DOUBLEHEADER THURSDEE NIGHT AND GIT IT OVER WITH. BIG BLUE NATION CAN SEND THEM INJIANNER OLD TIMEY CANDY STRIPER SISSIES PACKIN FOR HOME ON OPENIN NIGHT. U UH KAY GONNA WIN
Rock & Roll timeline
Nice history lesson
Hey brother, I’ll do it if she wears a Macho Man Savage mask
Take a cheating radio personality and a former WWE star, throw in some marital instability and you've got a viral video of ugly getting uglier
Trumping: the makeover
Tess knows what's up. She's no lightweight chocker. The Trumpster needs to go back to elementary school to learn the real meaning of "gentlemen's club."
Roast With the Most
Thanks to my media buddies, we were able to raise over $100,000 for Seven Counties Services in a "Roast & Toast" on March 3, 2016. Also contributing were Denny Crum, Dawne Gee, Dean Corbett, John Boel, Mitch McConnell, John Yarmuth, and Dick Vitale.