PLEASE TAKE THIS 15 SECOND SELF-EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S Answers: 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3. PANTS 4. PULSE 5. SIX 6. BOOKS You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? The good news you do NOT have Alzheimer's. You're a pervert.
Month: October 2018
American tortoise meets American runner, both win
This is what a hero looks like. This is how heroes roll. So this happened today. pic.twitter.com/yIVajtQKA4— David Verburg,OLY (@AdiVerb) October 28, 2018 Great job, David Verburg. You, sir, are a double American hero by virtue of your gold medal Olympics performance and your protection of animal life. Bravo!
Blue Wave Off – UK wins SEC thriller on the road, AP Top 25 yawns
All of the #TopPlays in Saturday's big win are here ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️#GetUp 😺 pic.twitter.com/vkLmZD87Kh— Kentucky Football (@UKFootball) October 28, 2018 What in the Sam Hill is a-going on around here? UK football is 7-1 and crushing fools like a runaway cable spool rolling through a campsite. New TOP 25 POLL 🏈 @UKFootball wins @SEC road thriller, moves up one spot to #11 🔥 Meanwhile @OhioStateFB plays no one, moves up 3 spots to #8. Both schools 7-1 https://t.co/jRPfNwgaAB \_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/r7XBplaHmz— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) October 28, 2018 The Kentucky Wildcats football team has impressive wins over Florida, Mississippi State, South Carolina, Missouri, and Vandy with a lone loss to Texas A&M (in overtime on the road). Terry Wilson ➡️
Megyn America Grate Again
Creators of The Simpsons are quietly purging all scenes of Apu the Kwiki Mart owner. The character is Indian. White actor Hank Azaria provides the voice for Apu and a dozen other characters on the show. ‘The Simpsons’ producer confirms Apu is being written out of show following controversy https://t.co/lKzFCe1wFa pic.twitter.com/s34IUDUtqs— NME (@NME) October 26, 2018 America's current woke sensitivity has revved up another faux crusade. One person complained and suddenly 30 years of scenes are being clipped out of the archives. Instead of allowing the creators to evolve the character, complainants demand that Apu is purged. This is the same sort of media control seen in North Korea and Iran. The Apu firestorm has inspired some clever replies
Parade of Political Puke
Here are the most bizarre political commercials running across America leading up to the 2018 midterms. >>>>MIND BLOWN
Don’t you worry your pretty old man bald head about these things
Let's get caught up on our allegedly genderless society's struggles between them and thems. 2018 has been a brutal struggle for the entire culture as it has spun off into singular-issue tribes. For simplification purposes, let's just stick to (if you will allow these antiquated terms) men vs. women -------- VOX THE WAVES OF FEMINISM NATIONAL REVIEW THE PRICE OF FEMINISM TIME WHAT VICTORY WILL LOOK LIKE FOR FEMINISTS IN 2018 (written last February) Remember that November focused on gender? Yeah. It was 1963 and Andy Griffith was getting his first taste of STFU by angry people who identify as women. The struggle is timeless. America is losing its soul through the crushing of free speech. The Coddling of the American Mind is
Top Golf at Oxmoor – I Sears what you did there
That's an artist rendering of what could fill the space where a vacated Sears store now stands at the rear of Oxmoor Center mall. Not everyone is thrilled to have 500 new jobs, a new dimension in Louisville's entertainment offerings, and a lucrative way to fill an abandoned business. Here's a note from a neighbor in Hurstbourne. He fears lights, noise, vomit, and urine if Top Golf is allowed to be built at Oxmoor. I believe Mr. Norton's fears are unwarranted. He lives in a home near a mall. Now that mall has a giant vacancy and Top Golf would only restore what once thrived there before. READ: FULL LIGHT AND SOUND STUDY More now from Mr. Norton. Mr and Mrs Norton have declared that these
The Beasman knows that church money goes to heavenly recruits
THE BEASMAN cats still Top 20 (laffs) HEY LAREEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! (laffs) I BET YOU AND ALL YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL BUDDIES THUNK I WAS GONNA BE SAD ABOUT THE CATS LOSIN, BUT NAWWWWWWW. WE ALL GOOD! (laffs) THE U UH KAY WILDCATS IS STILL TOP 20, STOOPS IS STILL THE BEST COACH U UH KAY EVER HAD SINCE BEAR BRYANT, AND BINNY SNELL STILL GONNA WIN THE HEISHMAN TROPHY. (laffs) AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WE PUSHED THEM AGGIE BOYS TO OVERTIME AND OUR KICKER DONE AS GOOD AS HE COULD. (laffs) WE AIN’T MAD. U UH KAY STILL GONNA PLAY IN A NEW YEAR’S DAY BO. OUR QUARTERBACK IS A LITTLE
Louisville fans should buckle their seatbelts before reading this joke
Georgia Tech came to Louisville and put a thorough beatdown on the Cardinals. Even the Georgia Tech twitter guy got a final body shot in. Our 10th and final touchdown of the night is at Jackson-Hartsfield courtesy of our friends at @Delta 🐝🏈✈️ pic.twitter.com/DJyCD54Ege— Georgia Tech Football (@GeorgiaTechFB) October 6, 2018 More ugly to come for Louisville. SCHEDULE
The Big Shrill – how liberals shout themselves into losers
BREAKING: Protests erupt in the Senate as VP Pence presides over the vote on Judge Kavanaugh's confirmation. https://t.co/f32ecMfRed pic.twitter.com/QdbjWrN6JE— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 6, 2018 The U.S. Senate has confirmed Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court. Liberal pundits on MSNBC immediately went to the tired old playbook about "white men are stomping on women and minorities" as they cast blame everywhere but in the mirror. MSNBC favored guest Bishop William Barber claimed "it was all a sham," then incorrectly blamed Republicans for the 50 vote threshold (no longer 60) that was implemented by Harry Reid and the Democrats in 2013. From the liberal Washington Post: The Democrats' decision to use the "nuclear option" five years ago has roiled the