Former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin texted me to ask if I had time to chat with him on WHAS Radio. Of course I would make time since the former chief executive was still the #1 news topic after his recent pardons of murderers, rapists, and other undesirables. We jumped right into a wide ranging chat about Bevin's pardons, wealthy donors requesting pardons for others, and his ultimate legacy. 📻 ex-Gov @MattBevin sat down to talk about some of his controversial pardons. He gave graphic details of the medical examinations of child sexual assault victims that led him to disbelieve their claims. We also talked about murderers, donors, and legacy. https://t.co/65fhrQb7e0 pic.twitter.com/DuLneAiyLQ— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) December 19, 2019 The governor shocked many by
THE BEASMAN uk loses to Utah (cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. (long cry) AIN’T NO T-T-T-TRUE BLUE K-K-K-KENTUCKY FAN WANNA CELLER-MA-BRATE THE BIRTH OF J-J-J-J-J-JESUS CUZ HE IGNORED OUR WILDCAT P-P-P-PRAYERS LAST NIGHT. (long cry) THE BIG B-B-B-B-BLUE IS NOW BEIN CALLED CAL’S QUITTERS. (long cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED, DADGUMMIT! TAKE DOWN THE TREE. STOP SINGIN’ THEM FA LA LA LA LAAAAAs, AND TELL AMMER-ZON YOU WANT A REFUND ON ALL THE PRESENTS YOU BOUGHT FROM YOUR WILDCAT MAN CAVE! IT’S OVER, LARRY. COACH CAL GOTTA GO! DADGUMMIT, HE’S JUST ANOTHER SLICK-HAIRED, SMOOTH TAWKIN I-TALIAN FRAUD! WE NEED TO LET KINNY SKY WALKER BE THE HEAD COACH SO HE CAN TEACH THESE WIMPY WILDCATS HOW TO FIGHT, DADGUMMIT! WE LOST
Here are three of Rodney Dangerfield's visits to the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. He'd get dragged on Twitter for 95% of these jokes today.
Remember the Little Red Hen? She needed her barnyard animal friends to help her create a loaf of bread. They declined to help but were certainly anxious to eat the bread. That's a problem. It appears that Governor "Andy Boy" Beshear is offering free everything to Kentuckians without asking for sweat equity in return. Several members of his new administration will be allowed to pay themselves higher pensions, too. Double dipping Kentucky state pensions are back (for some) in spite of $26 billion in unfunded pension liabilities. Free Medicaid without contribution from able bodied people is back. Not sick or impaired people, able bodied people are free to take from public coffers without questions asked. Fantastic news for those not interested
THE BEASMAN you want some of this? LARRREEEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! (laffs) I WAS JUST CHECKIN THE NEW PO OUT TODAY AND IT SEEMS THAT THE #1 SLOT DON’T SAY LOSERVILLE NO MORE! (laffs) I LOVVVVVVE IT! HAVIN TO LOOK AT THAT UGLY LOSERVILLE WORD IN THE NUMBER ONE SLOT FOR TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS DONE GIVE ME A HEADACHE AND DIARRHEA. BUT I’M ALL CURED UP NOW THAT THEM ROTTEN U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS AIN’T SETTIN UP THERE ON #1 NO MORE! (laffs) HOORAY FOR THE PO! IT AIN’T GOT A NASTY FILTHY CARDINAL BIRD SETTING UP THERE RIDIN HERD! START SLIDING BACKWARD WHERE YOU BLONG, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, EAR GAUGE, CROSS EYED, CRACKHEAD CARDINAL FRAUDS!
visual approach along the Potomac River into runway 19 at Ronald Reagan International Airport in Washington D.C. lots more cockpit chatter with air traffic control and equipment illustration as this Lufthansa A380 approach into San Francisco International Airport onto runway 28R
Communication is life. Communication creates peace, understanding, and domestic tranquility. What if someone tried to prevent communication over a cheap little postal stamp? #isthisteallife so a stamp and three to four trucks later the card would arrive a few hundred yards from its origin? Brilliant!— James Reddington (@JamesReddingt12) December 14, 2019 Exactly. FRIDAY THE 13TH FINAL Quite an ecclesiastical roller coaster ride on today's front page of The Courier Journal 🔥 "Rot in Hell!" 🔥 goes above the fold as 🙏🏽 Jesus Christ Superstar 📸 rides caboose. #loumedia And now back to my latest invention. The art of electronics understanding hillbonics.
THE BEASMAN terry show opener (sing) IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEEEEAAAAAAR! ‘OL LOSERVILLE’S LOSIN, THEY TOOK A REAL BRUISIN, NOW CAT FANS ARE CRUISIN…IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEEEAAAAARRRR!” (laffs) Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! SANTA IS COMIN DOWN THE CHIM-LEE AND Ls IS GOIN DOWN THE PO! (laffs) We agree, @JayBilas!🔴#4To1 | #WreckEm⚫️ pic.twitter.com/EzuwsSCSA4— Texas Tech Basketball (@TexasTechMBB) December 11, 2019 OH LARRY…LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEST TV CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVER! WATCHIN BALDY MACK AND HIS SUPPOSE-UB-LEE #1 CARDINALS LOOK LIKE GARBAGE ON NATIONAL TV! MERRRRRRRR-EEEEEEEE CHRISTMAS, CAT FANS! (laffs and switch to singing) “I’M DREAMIN OF A BLUE AND WHITE CHRISTMAS…JUST LIKE THE WILDCATS USED TO KNOW!” (laffs) POOR SAD LOSERVILLE. OL EBENEEZER
To the man who smacked my butt on live TV this morning: You violated, objectified, and embarrassed me. No woman should EVER have to put up with this at work or anywhere!! Do better. https://t.co/PRLXkBY5hn— Alex Bozarjian (@wsavalexb) December 7, 2019 So far the management at Alexandrea Bozarjian's TV station WSAV hasn't made any comment in her defense. Incredibly tone deaf. It didn't take Twitter sleuths long to identify Alexandrea's perpetrator. This youth minister from Savannah is going to have a rocky ride with charges of assault, menacing, harassment, and other legal wrangling. Got Em! Twitter has the best detectives. 7553- Tommy Callaway. Lives in Statesboro, GA pic.twitter.com/sv6ouUGRox— A.R.I 🦋🌈❤️ (@_aribeaux_) December 8, 2019 UPDATE: A few days after the
Let's join pilots ferrying a Gulfstream IV from Fort Lauderdale Executive airport to West Palm Beach International. Here's a GoPro view from the Blue Angels formation flight over Seattle. Note the smooth inversion roll at 1:45 into the video. Finally, let's take a smooth A320 descent over Brooklyn and Queens as the Airbus jet eases onto Runway 31 at LaGuardia Airport in New York City.