Chris Rock crushed it in his #Oscars monologue. Here's a synopsis from the Washington Post: Chris Rock kicked off his monologue with this: “Man, I counted at least 15 black people in that montage!… Other lines: Rock says he didn’t think it was worth it to cancel since the show would go on regardless. “Last thing I need is to lose another job to Kevin Hart. I don’t need that.” (Cue Kevin Hart smiling in the audience.)… “When your grandmother’s swinging from the tree, it’s really hard to care about best documentary foreign short.”… “It’s not fair that Will Smith was this good [in ‘Concussion’] and didn’t get nominated. It’s also not fair that Will was paid $20 million for ‘Wild Wild West!’”… “This year, in
Month: February 2016
Trump fan misses subtlety
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz both fired off as many insults as Donald Trump would allow during last night's debate. Great theater! Some Trump fans do not find amusement with any non-deferential commentary on their hero. @janethaneberg That is a song lyric from "Me and Julio down by the schoolyard" by Paul Simon.— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) February 26, 2016 BTW, Trump needs Spellchock
WHAS Radio classic audio
During a late night hour, Joe Donovan spins oldies during the Christmas season. WHAS news from Shelley Catharine and weather forecasting by Ashley Chisolm complete the team. (1993) (complete aircheck includes music) Milton Metz and Dr. Jean Koehler chat with a caller whose husband requires at least an hour of sexual intercourse. Metz gets the giggles and can't quit cackling in the background.
Blues settle divorce agreement; Charlie Strong does the Texas sidestep
On the afternoon before divorce attorneys for Jonathan and Tracy Blue were to meet in court, a settlement has been reached. As a result, University of Texas head football coach Charlie Strong will not be subpoenaed for alleged gifts from Tracy Blue, nor face embarrassing deposition questions about his private life. #BREAKING: Tracy and Jonathan Blue reach agreement in divorce, say they've completely resolved issues @WHAS11 #Louisville— Kayla Moody (@WHAS11Kayla) February 25, 2016 Now Charlie Strong must get back to work trying to appease Texas football fans who are disappointed with his won/loss record. #BREAKING: As part of Blue divorce settlement all pending motions are cancelled, including motion to subpoena Charlie Strong. @WHAS11— Kayla Moody (@WHAS11Kayla) February 25, 2016
Ronald McDonald is killing Cap’n Crunch
You don't have to send two boxtops to Kankakee, Illinois to learn cereal's fading fate BTW, I do believe the SJW millennials missed this racist symbol. Quick! Somebody hashtag for justice!
I see what you did there
Body shaming is not an equally distributed assignment. Man commenting on a woman's appearance = objectifying misogynist Woman commenting on a man's appearance = just truthing, crybaby This is an acceptable sentence from any person: Chris Christie is a big fat pig and Melissa McCarthy is a comedy genius.
I see what you did there, too
-------------------------------------------------- "I could care less." *couldn't, dummy
Hook ’em, horndog
UPDATE: On February 24th, attorneys representing Jonathan Blue and Tracy Blue in their divorce case announced a settlement. Therefore, Charlie Strong will not have to face an embarrassing deposition related to an alleged relationship with Mrs. Blue. Now he can focus on Texas football and calming his wife Vicki Strong. #BREAKING: As part of Blue divorce settlement all pending motions are cancelled, including motion to subpoena Charlie Strong. @WHAS11— Kayla Moody (@WHAS11Kayla) February 25, 2016 Original post: ESPN: Charlie Strong on "core values" Kay Bailey Hutchison lauds Charlie Strong's "core values" Charlie Strong hates the media spotlight. He laughs at tough media questions to delay his haphazardly assembled answers. He loathes having media responsibilities required by his contract. The media
Cards shine in the final flurry before March Sadness
With no postseason ahead, the Louisville Cardinals have to dominate the end of their regular season. Duke came to town. Louisville roared back in the second half to win by 7. With no March Madness, this is February Gladness.
70s flashback: one hit wonders
One Hit Wonders collection