THE BEASMAN bo game projections SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE, YOU CROSS-EYED, TWO BIT U OF SMELL CARDINAL BOOTLICKER! YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH ALL YOUR STUPID U OF SMELL CHIRPIN WHEN YOU KNOW DOWN IN YOUR HEART THAT U OF SMELL AIN’T POSED TO BE RANKED AHEAD OF U UH KAY. I HEARED ABOUT THAT PO AND IT MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. 4-0#GoCards pic.twitter.com/kgboP4Dc1s— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) November 18, 2019 MY TWITTER STARTS BLOWIN UP WITH ALL KINDA SMACK TAWK FROM BEER BREATH, NECK TATTOO, CURSIN AROUND BABIES, GODLESS, SPINELESS, BRAINLESS CARDINAL FANS SQUAWKIN ABOUT HOW LOSERVILLE IS AHEAD OF U UH KAY IN THE PO. BIG WHOOPTY DOO. ALL YOU CARDINAL NITWITS SUDDENLY RUNNIN ROUND TAWKIN UP
Year: 2019
When the kids don’t understand irony
The Kentucky Wildcats had a great 38-14 football win over the Vanderbilt Commodores in Nashville yesterday. Even though the calendar designated Veterans Day had just passed, the Vanderbilt athletic administration provided a beautiful series of events meant to honor America's veterans. There was cool ball presentation from the sky delivered by the U.S. Army Golden Knights. Your at home halftime entertainment. 🇺🇸Another angle from today's Army Golden Nights presentation. #RTI | #AnchorDown pic.twitter.com/J45vQvGC5e— Vanderbilt Football (@VandyFootball) November 16, 2019 There was also a reenlistment ceremony on the field. Fans enjoyed a fantastic Army helicopter fly by shown below via Tic Tok video. Some dummy unwittingly added the anti-war anthem "Fortunate Son" to the video, which "flies" in the face of anything related
Matt Jones knows where his bread is buttered, politics will have to wait
Happy for my broadcast brother @KySportsRadio 🎙 Matt is a quality human being who wants to improve our world. Nonetheless, I’m selfishly delighted to have him stay with @iHeartRadio. Our chat is linked below. 🙌🏾💯 https://t.co/VZpuNaOm9e— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) November 15, 2019 Radio/TV personality Matt Jones popped by my studio today to discuss his decision to stay out of the 2020 senate race. We also talked about the invaluable commitments of family and colleagues in making professional decisions. Eventually we talked about UK's topsy turvy football season and #1 Kentucky's embarrassing loss to mid-major Evansville in Rupp Arena. Everyone wins with the Matt Jones decision. There won't be a brutal and embarrassing political campaign against Semate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's
Sex, drugs, rock & roll, and underage girls
THREAD: Since @TheSimpsons are hypocritical enough to ban Stark Raving Dad because 14-time acquitted, FBI-cleared MJ is in it (and over a provably false movie), let's take a look at the alleged predators that they have never even mentioned "punishing". 1. Dustin Hoffman pic.twitter.com/NKCzLJhhd6— HurricaneDrew (@DespicableDrew) November 14, 2019 This tweet thread just scratches the surface of missed #MeToo accountability cases. How come certain rock stars and entertainment figures have evaded scrutiny for allegations involving underage sexual partners? Perhaps this is the next chapter of righting past wrongs. Consent by teenagers is not an excuse. The law is clear.
GOAT BY REMOTE — There is only one Greatest Game Show Host
Steve Harvey. That is all.
The Beasman can’t think straight after the Cats lost #1 in one day
THE BEASMAN cats losing to everybody (crying) WALTER MCCARTHY IS THE DEVIL! (cry) A FARMER KENTUCKY WILDCAT U-MILLER-FIED AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS WHO USED TO CALL HIM FRIEND! (cry) WE FOUNDLY PROVED WE WAS NUMBER ONE AND THEN WALTER MCCARTHY DONE SNATCHED IT AWAY LIKE A TWO-BIT THIEF IN THE NIGHT! (cry) I AIN’T BEEN ABLE TO GIT OUTTA BED FOR 3 DAYS, LARRY MINNER. (cry) I KNOW YOU AND ALL YOUR CARDINAL BUDDIES IS SMIRKIN CUZ THE GOOD AND CLASSY #1 KENTUCKY WILDCATS CAINT BEAT NOBODY NO MORE. (cry) I HATE WALTER MCCARTHY WITH EVER-THANG I GOT! DADGUMMIT, HOW CAN A FARMER WILDCAT STAB COACH CAL IN THE BACK LIKE THIS BY HAVIN THE AUDACERATION TO SCORE MORE POINTS?
OK, Moochers. DJ WOKE WOKE droppin’ original social justice warrior tunes
Ooh...the profundities from today's WOKE artists and their cancel culture customers. Sad! Here’s a video from Camp Flog Gnaw. Drake: “I’m here for you tonight. If you want to keep going, I will keep going. What’s up?”Some fans boo loudly. One yells “No!” Drake seemingly cuts his set short & ends the show there. “It’s been love.”pic.twitter.com/n1BYrvLThc— Andrés Tardio ✍🏽 📷 (@AndresWrites) November 11, 2019 Tyler the Creator...he mad bruh. Just a few months ago, Canadian rapper Drake was a heartthrob/cultural messenger for teenyboppers worldwide. Now they're booing him off the stage. His host Tyler the Creator is like What the what? I thought social justice warriors were all about unconditional love! Is Drake being dragged for paying a settlement to a
When I die and they lay me to rest, I’m gonna go to the place that’s the best
Yes, that's 76-year-old Norman Greenbaum performing his monster 1970 hit Spirit in the Sky just a few years ago. The song was on the charts for 15 weeks and apparently the royalties have allowed him to live the comfortably modest life he chooses. From a CNN story about a traffic accident that injured Greenbaum and killed a motorcyclist: Greenbaum needed a cane in that 2016 video above as he recuperated from the accident. Here's how he looked and moved back in the 70s. So once again I ask...how in the world does a different 76-year-old rocker named Mick Jagger do what he does? Walk. Run. Bend. Stretch. Live.
Bevin not ready to concede loss to Beshear, suspects Democrat secretary of state of shenanigans
Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin is not quite ready to admit that he was beaten by attorney general Andy Beshear in the 2019 gubernatorial election. He lost by about 5,100 votes but is convinced that absentee ballots were mishandled, polling places had access problems, and that Democrat secretary of state Alison Lundergan Grimes and her felonious father somehow cheated. President Donald Trump claims he nearly erased Bevin's reportedly 17 point deficit with his Lexington rally on election eve. Of course, no one polled a 17 point differential. Polls were mostly "dead heat" status to +5 for Bevin. Morning Joe has his facts all wrong, too. Quite a fascinating week of bad math and good drama in Kentucky. .@JoeNBC rants: “Donald, my friend, you lost [Kentucky]
Cats beat #1 to become #1, fake Wildcat Bevin ousted for true blue Beshear
THE BEASMAN bevin loses and cats win HEY LAAARRRRRREEEEEE! (laffs) THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE! (laffs) DID YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK STAY UP TO WATCH THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS BEAT #1 TO BECOME #1? (laffs) THAT’S WHAT JUST HAPPENED, YOU BALD HAIRED, LOSERVILLE LOVIN, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, U OF SMELL FRAUD! (laffs) THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS NOW #1 IN AMURICA CUZ THEY PUNKED TOM IZZO AND HIS BIG TEN BORING 1950s BASKETBAW TEAM. CATS! CATS! CATS! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN! NEW YARK WAS FILT WITH WILDCAT FANS PARKIN THEIR CAMPERS IN CENTRAL PARK. TYREESE MAXEY IS THE WILDCATS NEW JOHN WALL! HE WAS JACKING UP THREES AND OL TOM IZZO