THE BEASMAN game night AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) IT’S SWEET 16 FRIDEE NIGHT AND AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, IS GONNA CRUSH HOUSTON LIKE THEY IS IN THE ALAMO. AIN’T THAT IN HOUSTON? DON’T MATTER, THE MIGHTY WILDCATS GONNA TREAT HOUSTON LIKE IT’S JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN HOME FROM SUBWAY AT 2 IN THE MARNIN WITH A FROZEN TUNA FISH SAMMICH. KA-POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER, HOUSTON! (laffs) TOO BAD TENNERSEE LOST TO HURT THE S.E.C. BUT YOU GOTTA REE-LIZE THEM REFFERMARIES IN LOSERVILLE IS LOWDOWN CHEATERS. THAT’S JUST THE LOSERVILLE WAY OF LIFE! (laffs) WHEN YOU GIT SENT TO CHEATERVILLE, EXPECT TO GIT CHEATED! (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD, TENNERSEE! (laffs) AUBURN AND L.S.WHO. PROLLY
Month: March 2019
Jussie didn’t do it. Jussie never lied. Jussie walks. America cringes.
The FBI to review the Jussie Smollett case dismissal after President Trump calls it "outrageous" and an "embarrassment" in a tweet, @Miguelnbc has the very latest. pic.twitter.com/8v1l4EUo1u— TODAY (@TODAYshow) March 28, 2019 Actor Jussie Smollett walked away from 16 charges related to a hoax racial attack that police say Smollett orchestrated to heighten his fame. It worked. All charges have been dropped without an admission of guilt. Smollett's $10,000 in bail money was not returned and he agreed to two days of community service. And that's that. "Is it your position that he is in fact factually innocent?" @SavannahGuthrie to Jussie Smollett's attorney, Tina Glandian. pic.twitter.com/qHDY59xggG— TODAY (@TODAYshow) March 28, 2019 Anyone with a brain can shoot holes in Smollett's story.
Seattle is dying. Louisville wants to be Seattle. Why?
KOMO TV reporter Eric Johnson reports on how homelessness combined with "twinkle toes" political leadership leads to the death of a great city. Seattle is known as Free-attle, where those "unwilling to work" are drawn to fake dreams of free food, free drugs, free housing, and freedom from self-discipline. Cops have very little power. Drug abuse is ignored by the city leadership. Homeless camps filled with drug addicts are all over downtown Seattle. Why would tourists want to visit? Louisville leadership's "compassionate city" mantra is a small-scale replica of Seattle's path to destruction. Louisville turns a blind eye to much criminal activity, ubiquitous graffiti, and drug laws. Mayor Greg Fischer continually preaches tolerance and understanding of his determination of "the marginalized." The Louisville
IT’S ALWAYS A SWEETER 16 WHEN LOSERVILLE AIN’T THERE
THE BEASMAN sweet 16 for the cats SWEEEEEEEEEET 16, LARRY MINNER! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! OUR PRECIOUS KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GONNA ROCK (ohio state or Houston) JOCK COME FRIDEE! WE GONNA ROUGH EM UP LIKE THEY IS JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN TO GIT A TUNA FISH SAMMICH AT 2 O’CLOCK IN THE MARNIN (laffs) QUIT TAWKIN ABOUT THE MULLER REPORT, PIREBALL, RICH LADIES . OR ANYTHING ELSE. ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS COACH CAL AND THE CATS! AMERICA IS BIG BLUE NATION! EVERBODY KNOWS THIS HERE IS U UH KAY’S CHAMPERCHIP COMIN UP. WE GONNA GIT PJ BACK. HERRO IS A HERO. REED TRAVIS IS BETTER THAN LEE-BRON JAMES. THE NC2A DONE CARVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS NAME ONTO THE CHAMPERCHIPS
Schiff Happens – Liberals bamboozled again as “Russian to judgment” pays no rubles
"I applaud you, Donnie! NBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, and The New York Times worked it as hard as they could yet came up with a nothing burger. I am heartbroken but still powerful, Donnie! Go ahead and shoot someone on Fifth Avenue. Apparently no one can do anything about it!" Poor sad Liberals. Our lefty media spoon feeds them hope every day that "it's the beginning of the end" for Donald Trump because "the walls are closing in." Breathless media reports of BOMBSHELL BREAKING NEWS stories that declare "there's no way out" for Trump. Hahahahaha. Nope. There is much fresh sadness in Liberal Land. After months of hysterical news reports about the Mueller investigation into Donald Trump's OBVIOUS collusion with Russians,
Body cams tell the tale
Coming soon: a tribute website to police across America. Their frustrations are more evident than ever because body cams supply both sides of the story. As for the recent suggestion that Ferguson activists have been murdered, intense media scrutiny has not produced any conspiracy. There'll be no such intense media scrutiny of police deaths. That's why the public should be able to see newsroom cams. Shouldn't police tragedies earn equal media concern?
90s Flashback: Pitino’s Bombinos stun Louisville again
THE BEASMAN cards lose (crying) AWWWWW LARRY! (cry) M-M-M-M-ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES IS CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS FROM SEEING YOUR FILTHY CARDINAL BUDDIES LOSE TO BABY PITINO. (cry) B-B-B-B-BUT (laffs) WE IS CRYING TEARS OF JOYYYYYYYY! (laffs) ZIPPITY DO DAH, ZIPPITY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! (laffs) I BEEN GIGGLIN LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL SINCE MINNERSOTA HIT THEIR FIRST THREE POINTER. (laffs) #Gophers dig deep to Round 2!#MarchMadness | @GopherMBB pic.twitter.com/k28nauO7jM— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 21, 2019 THREEEEEEEEEEE! ERRBODY SAID “MINNERSOTA CAINT HIT NO LONG SHOTS SO U OF SMELL DON’T NEED TO GUARD ‘EM!” WELL HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, G.E.D. FLUNKIN, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS?
YOU MAD BRO? YEAH HE MAD AF (angry felon)
Note to hotheads: Don't curse at the judge who determines your sentence, especially for a fourth time. Judicial patience wanes after three tirades.
Kentucky can mow down a row of daffodils on the way to the Final Four
THE BEASMAN march madness (1) HEY LARREEEEEE…LARRY THE LOSER DONE TODE HIS BALD BUDDY CHRIS MACK TO NOT BOTHER PACKIN NO OVERNIGHT BAG. THE NC2A FOUNT ANOTHER PITINO TO WRECK YOUR PROGRUM. U OF SMELL FIRED HIS DADDY AND SLICK RICK IS SUIN U OF SMELL FOR FARDY MILLION DOLLARS. I BETCHA RICHARD PITINO GONNA HAVE ANDRE MCGEE SETTIN ON HIS BENCH ALONG WITH THREE F.B.I. AGENTS REFEREEING THE GAME. (laffs) Y’ALL AIN’T GOT A PRAYER, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, DUKE COLLAPSIN FOOLS. (laffs) MEANTIME, AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA ROLL RIGHT THROUGH THAT WEAK SAUCE BRACKET LIKE THE BULLS IN PIMP-PLANNO. U UH KAY’S BRACKET IS LIKE THAT LOSERVILLE SINKHOLE…ALL
DJ Woke Woke presents your 2020 sensitive male candidates and three more predatory songs to purge
There is zero chance that a man or anyone identifying as a man will be the Democrat nominee for the presidency in 2020. A New York Times opinion piece featured the parade of woke boys who are delusional enough to think they have a chance. And now to the next grouping of DJ Woke Woke's never-to-be-played-again songs that are too predatory for #MeToo ears. Time's up, pervs! Rod Stewart's "Hot Legs" Imagine how my daddy felt In your jet black suspender belt Seventeen years old, He's trudging sixty four You got legs right up to your neck You're makin' me a physical wreck I'm talkin' to you Hot legs in your satin shoes Hot legs, are you still in school? Hot legs, you're makin' me a fool I love you, honey The